medieval: That guy looks a lot like Nic Cage.
Brainsick: Is that why guards are called 'screws'?[static.movember.com image 400x263]Approves
Cymbal: I'd do it pretty much anywhere with my wife, so suck it subby.
spaxoid: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Hoopy Frood: 'Cause like a princess she was layin' thereMoonlight dancin' off her hairShe woke up and took me by the handWe made love in a state prison vanAnd that's all right with me.
Fark In The Duck: Hoopy Frood: 'Cause like a princess she was layin' thereMoonlight dancin' off her hairShe woke up and took me by the handWe made love in a state prison vanAnd that's all right with me.Golf claps for the semi-obscure Sammy Johns reference.
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