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(Daily Mail)   Woman reveals her addiction to drinking paint. Experts say it might be okay if she was thinner   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2014-01-02 05:41:37 PM
It's like makeup for the inside!  Leave it to a woman to find another way to spend money on makeup.
 
2014-01-02 05:42:50 PM
Once again I almost with the site tags were hidden so I could guess "Daily Mail story?" Because often it's REALLY easy to pica them out.
 
2014-01-02 05:44:27 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

did it before it was cool...
 
2014-01-02 05:50:26 PM
She looks like a new user to Meth..
 
2014-01-02 05:51:35 PM

fusillade762: Once again I almost with the site tags were hidden so I could guess "Daily Mail story?" Because often it's REALLY easy to pica them out.


I zinc you might be right, and that's not ironic.
 
2014-01-02 05:52:11 PM
You joke subby, but this a real problem we shouldn't just brush off.
 
2014-01-02 05:52:58 PM
Whata coincidence. My penis spurts paint on command!
 
2014-01-02 05:54:47 PM

Piizzadude: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

did it before it was cool...


Match made in Sherman Williams...
 
2014-01-02 05:58:27 PM
I guess Hungry Hungry Homer can retire now, we've found his replacement.
 
2014-01-02 06:02:06 PM
'It feels nice and warm, almost like a thicker version of milk.'

There are alternatives.
 
2014-01-02 06:02:33 PM
Addiction can be a Behr.
 
2014-01-02 06:02:51 PM
i299.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-02 06:02:54 PM
Paint can wreak havoc on a septic system, so I hope she's not using a toilet connected to one.
 
2014-01-02 06:03:39 PM
One of the comments under the article on the Daily Fail:

"Does she ever throw up and redecorate the living room?'

Gotta be a Farker with that wit.
 
2014-01-02 06:05:11 PM
Unusually bad writing even for the Daily Fail. Half the story is about the dangers of inhalants, which is totally irrelevant since she's drinking the paint, not huffing it.
 
2014-01-02 06:05:55 PM
I figured it was in response to financial problems, so that she could...

...puts on shades...

...stay solvent.
 
2014-01-02 06:06:30 PM
She is just a little over-emulsional
 
2014-01-02 06:07:10 PM
"Taste the Rainbow" indeed...
 
2014-01-02 06:12:15 PM
This would be a self-correcting problem if we still had lead paint.
 
2014-01-02 06:12:49 PM
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2014-01-02 06:14:11 PM

docmattic: I figured it was in response to financial problems, so that she could...

...puts on shades...

...stay solvent.


Not often you see that with a pun in the execution
 
2014-01-02 06:14:40 PM
She should get her mob friend Joe Montegna to bump off that asshole gypsy
 
2014-01-02 06:17:32 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: This would be a self-correcting problem if we still had lead paint.


I have some stuff used for re-coating gun parts out in my shop I would love to see her choke down a shot of.

/Hazmat documentation out the wazoo...
 
2014-01-02 06:20:21 PM
FTFA: She says that her bizarre habit began after her mother died

So mom dies... something... something... then HEY I WONDER IF I CAN DRINK THE PAINT FROM THIS MARKER.

Also, "in a recent interview with TLC insisted that she has stayed clean."

She just switched to semigloss or high gloss. Easiest to clean.
 
2014-01-02 06:21:21 PM
Probably a ploy to meet some high roller.
 
2014-01-02 06:25:41 PM
gives new meaning to technicolor yawn
 
2014-01-02 06:26:47 PM

Skyd1v: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: This would be a self-correcting problem if we still had lead paint.

I have some stuff used for re-coating gun parts out in my shop I would love to see her choke down a shot of.

/Hazmat documentation out the wazoo...


Do you just, like, have an MSDS library wing or something? Or is it the same 6 chemicals over and over?
 
2014-01-02 06:27:38 PM
Yeah, and according to the details she only drinks "paint" which is suspended in alcohol, like from paint markers.

So she actually is addicted to alcohol.
 
2014-01-02 06:27:53 PM
If she has one of those things called a liver, she may be painting herself into a corner.
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/818939-overview
 
2014-01-02 06:35:37 PM
DreamSnipers: If she has one of those things called a liver, she may be painting herself into a corner.  CORONER.
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/818939-overview

Just a little touch-up, sorry
 
2014-01-02 06:41:38 PM
By the looks of her, she could use some thinner.
 
2014-01-02 06:42:34 PM
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"You drank what?"
 
2014-01-02 06:44:13 PM
This programme is television's version of getting the retarded kid at school to eat random stuff for a quarter...
 
2014-01-02 06:47:36 PM
Bravo, subby.
 
2014-01-02 06:49:39 PM
HAS to be some seriouly interesting poo
 
2014-01-02 06:51:13 PM

thepeterd: She is just a little over-emulsional


She's completely enameled enamored with it. She's primed and ready to go. It started with paint chips and...

/igotnothin.jpg
 
2014-01-02 06:52:02 PM
She really needs to try a two component epoxy based paint. I would love to know if it still sets up in her stomach.
 
2014-01-02 06:52:17 PM

Alonjar: Yeah, and according to the details she only drinks "paint" which is suspended in alcohol, like from paint markers.

So she actually is addicted to alcohol.


I know we've got two thick binders full in our lab. FUN stuff in there.

(And then there's the gold nanospheres, whose MSDS boils down to "WE DON'T KNOW, OK?! We can't FIND an LD50 dose, so we can't give you a safe exposure, fark, we're not even sure if exposure to these DO anything! If we'd injected the rats with this much SALINE they'd be dead by now! And because of that, we have to require insanely stringent safety requirements for it." )
 
2014-01-02 06:52:21 PM

fusillade762: Once again I almost with the site tags were hidden so I could guess "Daily Mail story?" Because often it's REALLY easy to pica them out.


I think I know what the Daily Fail's addiction is to.
 
2014-01-02 06:53:50 PM
HOTW right there
 
2014-01-02 06:54:18 PM

Felgraf: I know we've got two thick binders full in our lab.


Binders full of women who drink paint?
 
2014-01-02 06:55:18 PM
Most people get shellacked on liquor...she must be a full-blown alkydholic.

/try the veal.
 
2014-01-02 06:55:27 PM
She's probably doing it because of a lacquer better judgment.
 
2014-01-02 07:08:53 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Is she "true blue"?
 
2014-01-02 07:16:59 PM
 
2014-01-02 07:28:42 PM
Looking for a woman addicted to drinking seaman.
 
2014-01-02 07:31:12 PM
Just wait until this lady dies and they perform an autopsy on her. Her colon will be more colorful than a gay pride parade.

/Daily Mail, TLC, it's getting harder to tell them apart.
 
2014-01-02 07:33:27 PM

stuffy: drinking seaman.
www.mundogump.com.br

 
2014-01-02 07:33:31 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Explosive diarrhea?
 
2014-01-02 07:34:17 PM
She sounds flat.
 
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