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(ChinaSmack)   I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a Corgi with 2 ears of corn on its head, and a liquor bottle, and a melon, and 3 pudding cups, and 2 pop cans, and a pile of junk food, and a stack of coins, and   (chinasmack.com) divider line 47
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2014-01-02 05:26:03 PM  
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
 
2014-01-02 05:46:59 PM  
i44.tinypic.com

Much pudding. Wow.
 
2014-01-02 06:02:37 PM  
Oolong did it better.  Though, the Corgi is cute.

/the comments on that article are insane,
 
2014-01-02 06:07:25 PM  

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2014-01-02 06:16:15 PM  

img.fark.net

I brigded u a sodaas

 
2014-01-02 06:22:02 PM  
Quick, someone alert PETA, they're abusing that poor, spiritual animal-person!! Also, hey dog, bring be another three cups of flan!
 
2014-01-02 06:22:10 PM  
Can he balance a cat?
 
2014-01-02 06:25:56 PM  

burdock: Quick, someone alert PETA, they're abusing that poor, spiritual animal-person!! Also, hey dog, bring be another three cups of flan!



A man, a flan, a corgi -- balance dog!
 
2014-01-02 06:26:16 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
"Amateur"
 
2014-01-02 06:29:52 PM  
A Corgi walks into a bank, with three cups of pudding on his head.
The teller says "Can I help you?"
The Corgi says "Nah. I'm just here to check my balance."

/Try the veal
 
2014-01-02 06:29:53 PM  
Pop cans? you mean coke cans?
 
2014-01-02 06:35:07 PM  
That corgi is a cute little devil.
 
2014-01-02 06:36:07 PM  

blwhite: Pop cans? you mean coke cans?


Brian, is she calling dinner, supper?
 
2014-01-02 06:37:14 PM  

blwhite: Pop cans? you mean coke cans?


I thought we'd agreed to disagree on this one?
/Michigander
//It's pop to me
 
2014-01-02 06:37:19 PM  

blwhite: Pop cans? you mean coke cans?


fc03.deviantart.net
 
2014-01-02 06:37:25 PM  
Well, I thought it was going to be all at once.
 
2014-01-02 06:46:53 PM  
I can tell these pics are fake because of the pixels and having seen quite a few 'shops in my time.
 
2014-01-02 06:49:25 PM  
I suddenly have a craving for weird Japanese snacks.
 
2014-01-02 06:54:42 PM  
Maybe he can come to DC and help Congress balance the budget.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:36 PM  
Of course the corgi is good at something. If he fails, the family has Welsh food for dinner.
 
2014-01-02 07:33:26 PM  
Pop is too close to poop
 
2014-01-02 07:34:35 PM  

cretinbob: blwhite: Pop cans? you mean coke cans?

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hey man, good argument
 
2014-01-02 07:39:10 PM  
bad corgi except for the corn none of those are part of a balanced diet
 
2014-01-02 07:40:02 PM  

JayCab: Of course the corgi is good at something. If he fails, the family has Welsh food for dinner.


Ah, the Welshman's dilemma.
 
2014-01-02 07:45:13 PM  
He haz a speshul purpose
 
2014-01-02 07:48:58 PM  
We Are Amused.

I actually went from brushing my teeth to telling my wife to look at this, so I staggered into the room clutching my phone and making bubbling noises.  "Glug ad Glark!", I commanded, and after she resignedly paused her video and interpreted my demands ("Bug a larg?"  "BO, glug ad Glark!"), she had a look (helpfully sped along by my finger pointing at areas of her screen to click upon, and also by her desire to get me to go away before I leaked any more toothpaste on her)- and was much less amused than I was.

So, like life itself, the end of the story sucks, but it was funny up until then. :p
 
2014-01-02 07:51:11 PM  
You know, on a lot of those pictures, if you imagine the dog only has two legs, and is standing upright, it looks very strange.
 
2014-01-02 07:52:48 PM  
OMG that was farking adorable. Especially after the craptastic day I've had.

I lurve you, Fark.
 
2014-01-02 07:58:33 PM  

blwhite: cretinbob: blwhite: Pop cans? you mean coke cans?

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hey man, good argument


One isnt even a Coke, its a can of sprite.
 
2014-01-02 08:09:59 PM  

I alone am best: One isnt even a Coke, its a can of sprite.


Which is manufactured by??

Anyone? Anyone?

DINGDINGDING COKE

pwndlol
 
2014-01-02 08:15:41 PM  
Very cute, corgis are adorable. The comments are hilarious "Please balance the gap between rich and poor." I would love to see a corgi do that!
 
2014-01-02 08:17:23 PM  
I'm not a dog person, but even I can tell when a dog is a better dog than its owners deserve.
 
HKW
2014-01-02 08:59:42 PM  

poorjon: I'm not a dog person, but even I can tell when a dog is a better dog than its owners deserve.


depending on the part of China that a dog could find himself, if you don't stand out from the rest with a special talent or find some way to be extremely cute, the doggie will find himself in a stew pot over an open flame.
 
2014-01-02 09:01:19 PM  
D'awwww! I wanna give the cute dog lotsa kisses!!!
 
2014-01-02 09:03:44 PM  
I've decided recently that if I ever graduate from cats to dogs that my first dog will be a corgi.  They are so darn cute.

That one better be getting LOTS of treats!
 
2014-01-02 09:06:55 PM  
Why is the corgi balanced between two pictures of soldiers?
 
2014-01-02 10:17:23 PM  

blwhite: cretinbob: blwhite: Pop cans? you mean coke cans?

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hey man, good argument


Well, I do have to tell my wife to get soda, because if I say get coke it comes back all the same kind
 
2014-01-03 12:18:17 AM  

Wake Up Sheeple: Why is the corgi balanced between two pictures of soldiers?


China Smack randomizes it's background picture.  I just clicked the link and the adorable puppy pictures were bracketed by people carrying furniture down the street.
 
2014-01-03 12:22:48 AM  
That dog is adorable, and very talented, but holy crap, some of that stuff weighs half what the dog does. The cantaloupe, especially, is way heavier than anyone should be making that poor critter support with its neck.
 
2014-01-03 12:23:53 AM  
snag.gy
rip Oolong.
 
2014-01-03 12:33:01 AM  

a particular individual: I can tell these pics are fake because of the pixels and having seen quite a few 'shops in my time.


A couple of them have my 'shopped senses tingling.
 
2014-01-03 12:48:25 AM  

blwhite: I alone am best: One isnt even a Coke, its a can of sprite.

Which is manufactured by??

Anyone? Anyone?

DINGDINGDING COKE

pwndlol


That made me want to punch you in the fark.
 
2014-01-03 02:25:49 AM  
I knew these would come in handy one day.
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2014-01-03 04:57:15 AM  

TheGrayCat: Oolong did it better.


We are here on the ground floor of Oolong's first real successor and this is how you respond? Pup needs to adulation and support.

/Subby, Martini makes vermouth (herbal wine) and bubbly, not liquor. The bottle has to be empty anyway, sadly.
//I hope to see him balancing a rabbit that's balancing pancakes soon.
 
2014-01-03 10:20:31 AM  

blwhite: I alone am best: One isnt even a Coke, its a can of sprite.

Which is manufactured by??

Anyone? Anyone?

DINGDINGDING COKE

pwndlol


Funny. I don't see "Coke" anywhere on either of those cans. One says "Coca-Cola" the other says "Sprite," both of which are canned by the Coca-Cola Company. No mention of Coke so far so technically you are still incorrect. If, however, both were Diet Coke you would be technically correct. The best kind of correct. But not even one is Diet Coke so you aren't even half correct. Technically.

/carbonated beverage!
/not really, I don't give a fark what you use colloquially for soda
 
2014-01-03 10:30:13 AM  
My grandmother used to call them all "mix".

Don't forget to get the kids some mix on your way home.
 
2014-01-03 11:42:26 AM  
SODA
 
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