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(The Blemish)   Cameron Diaz thinks ladies should keep their pubes to lend an air of mystery to their vagina   (theblemish.com ) divider line
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2014-01-02 02:20:21 PM  
What? Like in a jar?
 
2014-01-02 02:28:22 PM  
Wouldn't that be a hair of mystery?
 
2014-01-02 02:37:15 PM  
I'd think that if I was looking at your pubes (or lack thereof), there's no "might be courting your sexiness."  Chances are, I made a valiant effort in actually courting your sexiness.
 
2014-01-02 02:37:59 PM  
This tells me Cameron has more bush than Alaska.

/giggity
 
2014-01-02 02:38:01 PM  
I don't mind some carpet. It just needs to match the drapes.
 
2014-01-02 02:44:01 PM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net

Smoother than a veal cutlet.
 
2014-01-02 02:54:17 PM  
You know, I get what she's saying.  She's not saying don't ever shave all the pubes off, she's saying don't make it permanent with laser hair removal.  And on that I totally agree, permanently altering your body for what looks good to you now is a recipe for regret later.
 
2014-01-02 02:59:03 PM  

jchic: You know, I get what she's saying.  She's not saying don't ever shave all the pubes off, she's saying don't make it permanent with laser hair removal.  And on that I totally agree, permanently altering your body for what looks good to you now is a recipe for regret later.


You can always tattoo the pubes back on later.  Or hey, nothing covers up a bare pubis like a little vajazzling.
 
2014-01-02 03:11:24 PM  

unyon: jchic: You know, I get what she's saying.  She's not saying don't ever shave all the pubes off, she's saying don't make it permanent with laser hair removal.  And on that I totally agree, permanently altering your body for what looks good to you now is a recipe for regret later.

You can always tattoo the pubes back on later.  Or hey, nothing covers up a bare pubis like a little vajazzling.


Merkin.
 
2014-01-02 03:16:27 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Best episode ever
 
2014-01-02 03:33:26 PM  
does she follow her own advice?
img.fark.net

i'm guessing no
 
2014-01-02 03:42:22 PM  
Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.
 
2014-01-02 03:44:17 PM  
You could always buy a Merkin. Made in 'Murika. By 'Murikans.
 
2014-01-02 03:46:52 PM  

propasaurus: unyon: jchic: You know, I get what she's saying.  She's not saying don't ever shave all the pubes off, she's saying don't make it permanent with laser hair removal.  And on that I totally agree, permanently altering your body for what looks good to you now is a recipe for regret later.

You can always tattoo the pubes back on later.  Or hey, nothing covers up a bare pubis like a little vajazzling.

Merkin.



Yeah, I think she's from California.
 
2014-01-02 03:49:24 PM  
I'm ok with this.
 
2014-01-02 03:54:58 PM  
STFU, Cameron.
 
2014-01-02 03:58:15 PM  

Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.


Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.
 
2014-01-02 04:05:49 PM  

vudukungfu: STFU, Cameron.


Dancin_In_Anson: I'm ok with this.


FTFY you guys
 
2014-01-02 04:08:42 PM  

serpent_sky: Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.

Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.


First girl problems?

I know some one who started it, said it was VERY painful. got the sides "trimmed down" and decided it was not worth it.
 
2014-01-02 04:09:57 PM  

serpent_sky: Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.


It's not akin to Goldfinger lasering, you know...
 
2014-01-02 04:11:11 PM  

Piizzadude: serpent_sky: Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.

Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.

First girl problems?

I know some one who started it, said it was VERY painful. got the sides "trimmed down" and decided it was not worth it.


Did she cheap out on it?  I don't recall hearing that it was painful.  Expensive, but not painful.
 
2014-01-02 04:18:13 PM  
So, you guys thinkin' full bush on Cam?
 
2014-01-02 04:19:55 PM  
i.imgur.com

Don't care for choking on the inevitable outlier.
 
2014-01-02 04:21:06 PM  

Bslim: So, you guys thinkin' full bush on Cam?


Landing strip, but she probably switches it up.
 
2014-01-02 04:21:17 PM  

Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair


mimg.ugo.com
 
2014-01-02 04:22:26 PM  
Agreed! I like Bush!
 
2014-01-02 04:23:11 PM  
I like a gal to have a bush so thick it could stop a bullet.
 
2014-01-02 04:23:13 PM  

bongmiester: does she follow her own advice?
[img.fark.net image 435x580]

i'm guessing no


DRTFA, did you? Her advice essentially was not to expect current fads to be around forever. So yes, she follows the current fad of shaving it, but she warns that in the future that trend could change so getting it permanently lasered off is stupid.
 
2014-01-02 04:26:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-02 04:28:06 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I like a gal to have a bush so thick it could stop a bullet.


You'd like those pics of Demi Moore you can GIS with the safesearch off.
 
2014-01-02 04:29:09 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I like a gal to have a bush so thick it could stop a bullet.


Do you get shot at a lot when having sex?
 
2014-01-02 04:36:35 PM  
I've always found a hairy (yet neatly trimmed) vagina more aesthetically pleasing,  but a freshly shorn 'jayjay is much more functional.
 
2014-01-02 04:39:03 PM  

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 850x708]


SPIDERS!

spiders.
 
2014-01-02 04:41:27 PM  
Here we are, once again, in the eternal struggle between shaved and unshaved lady parts...

We have the pro-shaved side who live in mortal fear of getting a pube in their mouth and the unshaved side who think the bald crowd are pedos and wimps because back in their day if you were scared of a bush, you wouldn't be getting laid very often.

Has no one ever thought of leaving it a triangle as nature intended but just keeping it mowed to a manageable level?
 
2014-01-02 04:45:04 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: Wellon Dowd: I like a gal to have a bush so thick it could stop a bullet.

Do you get shot at a lot when having sex?


Depends on if her boyfriend/husband just got back from prison or not I'm guessing.
 
2014-01-02 04:45:27 PM  
I'm ok with that as long as it doesn't progress to wookie bush.
 
2014-01-02 04:46:13 PM  

zappaisfrank: Here we are, once again, in the eternal struggle between shaved and unshaved lady parts...

We have the pro-shaved side who live in mortal fear of getting a pube in their mouth and the unshaved side who think the bald crowd are pedos and wimps because back in their day if you were scared of a bush, you wouldn't be getting laid very often.

Has no one ever thought of leaving it a triangle as nature intended but just keeping it mowed to a manageable level?


Personally I prefer a trimmed bush rather than shaved or full on jungle bush.
 
2014-01-02 04:46:30 PM  
There's nothing wrong with having a bush as long as it's thoughtfully pruned to properly accentuate the garden so it will be an inviting place to plant our seeds.
 
2014-01-02 04:46:48 PM  
Personally, I hate the stubble. You go down to eat some nioce wet pussy and you find stubble. Damn, it's like licking sand paper. You want to trim the bush back a little, fine. But for Dog's sake, leave some fuzz down there.
 
2014-01-02 04:47:00 PM  
cdn2.modernman.com
 
2014-01-02 04:47:14 PM  

zappaisfrank: Here we are, once again, in the eternal struggle between shaved and unshaved lady parts...

We have the pro-shaved side who live in mortal fear of getting a pube in their mouth and the unshaved side who think the bald crowd are pedos and wimps because back in their day if you were scared of a bush, you wouldn't be getting laid very often.

Has no one ever thought of leaving it a triangle as nature intended but just keeping it mowed to a manageable level?


This is Fark. Reasonable suggestions will get you shot.
 
2014-01-02 04:47:52 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Piizzadude: serpent_sky: Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.

Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.

First girl problems?

I know some one who started it, said it was VERY painful. got the sides "trimmed down" and decided it was not worth it.

Did she cheap out on it?  I don't recall hearing that it was painful.  Expensive, but not painful.


I had ex get the laser treatment, and she said it was like having her cooch sun burned.
 
2014-01-02 04:53:06 PM  
I don't totally disagree with her.    I can appreciate cropped, but not shaved.

And i'm more attracted to a woman wearing a sexy dress and heels over her being naked.
 
2014-01-02 04:53:29 PM  

serpent_sky: Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.


Somehow, I would have pictured you with a wild, untamed pubis, dyed a colour that does not occur naturally in nature.  Possibly fully visible under backlight.
 
2014-01-02 04:55:04 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Piizzadude: serpent_sky: Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.

Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.

First girl problems?

I know some one who started it, said it was VERY painful. got the sides "trimmed down" and decided it was not worth it.

Did she cheap out on it?  I don't recall hearing that it was painful.  Expensive, but not painful.


No she actually said it was painful, the money I do not think was the issue.

 

theflatline: her cooch sun burned.


Along these lines, and sex was painful (like slapping someone with sunburn) for a day or so after a treatment.
 
2014-01-02 04:55:39 PM  
My wife gets it all waxed and while it's mildly painful on the first day, we both MUCH prefer it smooth and visable.
 
2014-01-02 04:56:01 PM  
Cameron Diaz a-la "The Mask" era... ok.

Cameron Diaz now?

Noooooo... just no.
 
2014-01-02 04:56:52 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Piizzadude: serpent_sky: Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.

Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.

First girl problems?

I know some one who started it, said it was VERY painful. got the sides "trimmed down" and decided it was not worth it.

Did she cheap out on it?  I don't recall hearing that it was painful.  Expensive, but not painful.


Expensive AND painful. You have to go for a series of 8-10 visits. First one isn't so bad, but the laser gets progressively stronger each time. And supposedly, the darker your natural skin tone, the more painful it is, because the laser targets melanin.  I quit after the sixth or seventh treatment.
 
2014-01-02 04:59:50 PM  

See My Az Go: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Piizzadude: serpent_sky: Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.

Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.

First girl problems?

I know some one who started it, said it was VERY painful. got the sides "trimmed down" and decided it was not worth it.

Did she cheap out on it?  I don't recall hearing that it was painful.  Expensive, but not painful.

Expensive AND painful. You have to go for a series of 8-10 visits. First one isn't so bad, but the laser gets progressively stronger each time. And supposedly, the darker your natural skin tone, the more painful it is, because the laser targets melanin.  I quit after the sixth or seventh treatment.



Did that leave you with some weird pattern or something?
 
2014-01-02 04:59:59 PM  

See My Az Go: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Piizzadude: serpent_sky: Ambivalence: Women's pubic hair is a lot like men's facial hair; some have it, some shave it. Some like it, some don't. I don't see men lasering or permanently removing their facial hair, so why should women? Shave or don't. Wax or don't.

Waxing is a pain because you have to let it grow out enough for the wax to actually be effective, and if you hate body hair, that part sucks. Shaving is a pain because that area does not hold up to daily shaving the way say, legs do.  If I had the money, I'd probably go the laser route, too. Though I can't imagine that's anything but painful.

First girl problems?

I know some one who started it, said it was VERY painful. got the sides "trimmed down" and decided it was not worth it.

Did she cheap out on it?  I don't recall hearing that it was painful.  Expensive, but not painful.

Expensive AND painful. You have to go for a series of 8-10 visits. First one isn't so bad, but the laser gets progressively stronger each time. And supposedly, the darker your natural skin tone, the more painful it is, because the laser targets melanin.  I quit after the sixth or seventh treatment.


How YOU doin'? lol
 
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