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(Some Guy)   Military: "Gunshot wound to the head, a broken nose, black eye, loose teeth, acid burns on her genitals, and a trail of blood. Clearly a suicide"   (themadmanchronicles.com) divider line 145
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2014-01-02 02:54:34 PM  
I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.
 
2014-01-02 03:26:19 PM  

OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.


There is excellent medication on the market that can help you conquer this odd fixation you have on all things Obama.

Rape will be tolerated in any large organization that has fewer than 40% women in the top echelons.
 
2014-01-02 03:37:22 PM  
Hopefully I'm in before the soldier fellaters with the farking magnets on their cars. Jerking off on the flag with a herp and a derp and a freedom for all.
 
2014-01-02 03:37:27 PM  

OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.


Yes, I am totally sure that President Obama personally made the call to rule this a suicide, never mind the fact that she died in 2005. Oh, you know what, I bet Bush personally reviewed the file and left it on the desk for Obama with a note saying, "Hey, I told the Department of Defense to rule this a suicide. Don't say anything! LOL!" and Obama has stuck with it.
 
2014-01-02 03:40:24 PM  
On the inquest it was shown that Buck Fanshaw, in the delirium of a wasting typhoid fever, had taken arsenic, shot himself through the body, cut his throat, and jumped out of a four-story window and broken his neck--and after due deliberation, the jury, sad and tearful, but with intelligence unblinded by its sorrow, brought in a verdict of death "by the visitation of God." What could the world do without juries?
Buck Fanshaw's Funeral, Capter XLVII of Roughing It-Mark Twain
 
2014-01-02 03:48:49 PM  
Maybe she was depressed about something sexual so she burned herself (depressed people do strange things), then in the fix of pain and the suicide she thrashed around got the other injuries.

Not everything is a case for CSI.
 
2014-01-02 03:56:57 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

There is excellent medication on the market that can help you conquer this odd fixation you have on all things Obama.

Rape will be tolerated in any large organization that has fewer than 40% women in the top echelons.


In fact, many people in this country consider rape to be a sort of bonus when it comes to prison sentences and getting rid of people we don't like.
 
2014-01-02 04:05:07 PM  
Wow. Full Obama retard right off the bat. Impressive. Very impressive
 
2014-01-02 04:07:13 PM  

OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.


Can you translate that into English for the rest of us who don't speak Schizophrenic?
 
2014-01-02 04:24:12 PM  

OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-02 04:29:53 PM  

hardinparamedic: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Can you translate that into English for the rest of us who don't speak Schizophrenic?


Rape is always the black guys fault.
 
2014-01-02 04:42:16 PM  

OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.


Seriously, can you get through one farking day without bukkakeing a thread with idiocy?
 
2014-01-02 04:58:10 PM  

vudukungfu: Hopefully I'm in before the soldier fellaters with the farking magnets on their cars. Jerking off on the flag with a herp and a derp and a freedom for all.


Technically, none of that is illegal.  Like rape.
 
2014-01-02 05:05:39 PM  

OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.


Wut?
 
2014-01-02 05:09:42 PM  
abnormaluse.com
 
2014-01-02 05:10:20 PM  

I_C_Weener: vudukungfu: Hopefully I'm in before the soldier fellaters with the farking magnets on their cars. Jerking off on the flag with a herp and a derp and a freedom for all.

Technically, none of that is illegal.  Like rape.


Jerking off on the flag is probably a violation of the Flag Code. So illegal but only in name and not in actuality, iirc.
 
2014-01-02 05:12:37 PM  
This thread went from zero to derp in 2.5 seconds. You know people are excellent trolls when the entire thread is incredulous replies to two people on my ignore list.
 
2014-01-02 05:13:37 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:
Rape will be tolerated in any large organization that has fewer than 40% women in the top echelons.

Add onto it the fact she was black and the military probably viewed her as having no value at all. Pretty young blonde women don't even fare well in their system, this girl never had a chance.
 
2014-01-02 05:14:32 PM  

Nabb1: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Yes, I am totally sure that President Obama personally made the call to rule this a suicide, never mind the fact that she died in 2005. Oh, you know what, I bet Bush personally reviewed the file and left it on the desk for Obama with a note saying, "Hey, I told the Department of Defense to rule this a suicide. Don't say anything! LOL!" and Obama has stuck with it.


That time machine, you know.
 
2014-01-02 05:15:07 PM  
Um, it's the military.  Blow up stuff for fun; check your integrity at the door.

No nation can survive without an army, but the military probably shouldn't be allowed within 500 yards of the word "justice".
 
ecl
2014-01-02 05:16:47 PM  
Stop feeding the troll and be ashamed the same Army who claims "Mom and Dad are so proud... to watch our little girl grow up *sob" in commercials allows these girls they bait into the army to be sexually assaulted.
 
2014-01-02 05:17:20 PM  
Meh; wasn't there a gal that was bound, gagged, with her hands behind her, hanging from a balustrade that was ruled a suicide? I just wonder which politician's son/daughter did this one...
 
2014-01-02 05:18:56 PM  
I have a theory that the military tolerates and even encourages rape because they can't stand the idea of their boys' club being infested with cooties. In most cases, the rape victims are further persecuted by the brass and their careers destroyed.
 
2014-01-02 05:19:53 PM  

Nabb1: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Yes, I am totally sure that President Obama personally made the call to rule this a suicide, never mind the fact that she died in 2005. Oh, you know what, I bet Bush personally reviewed the file and left it on the desk for Obama with a note saying, "Hey, I told the Department of Defense to rule this a suicide. Don't say anything! LOL!" and Obama has stuck with it.


Now that this had been said, can we take bets on onlym3 never coming back to either apologize for, or defend his statments?
 
2014-01-02 05:20:23 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

There is excellent medication on the market that can help you conquer this odd fixation you have on all things Obama.

Rape will be tolerated in any large organization that has fewer than 40% women in the top echelons.


I hope you have a citation for that, because that's a very provocative and powerful reason for pushing women promotion in the armed forces.
 
2014-01-02 05:20:38 PM  
Duh, of course it's a suicide.  All that takes to fix is a letter to the next of kin and an anti-suicide briefing for the rest of the battalion.  If it's something else then they have to do all sorts of paperwork and questions will be asked.  Hell, somebody might even go to jail and put a black mark on a few officer's evaluation reports.  No sir.  Not on this watch.
 
2014-01-02 05:25:41 PM  

Treygreen13: This thread went from zero to derp in 2.5 seconds. You know people are excellent trolls when the entire thread is incredulous replies to two people on my ignore list.


I think we should have a special kind of bannination where you're only able to post in the Politics tab. Keep that shiat where it belongs.

And if you hang out in the Politics tab, you deserve to get derp all over you.
 
2014-01-02 05:26:35 PM  
So... are we sure we're on the right side still?  No non-Americans answer that.
 
2014-01-02 05:27:42 PM  

Weaver95: hardinparamedic: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Can you translate that into English for the rest of us who don't speak Schizophrenic?

Rape is always the black guys fault.


True dat.
 
2014-01-02 05:27:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: OnlyM3: -----

There is excellent medication on the market that can help you conquer this odd fixation you have on all things Obama.

Rape will be tolerated in any large organization that has fewer than 40% women in the top echelons.


Nabb1: OnlyM3:--------

Yes, I am totally sure that President Obama personally made the call to rule this a suicide, never mind the fact that she died in 2005. Oh, you know what, I bet Bush personally reviewed the file and left it on the desk for Obama with a note saying, "Hey, I told the Department of Defense to rule this a suicide. Don't say anything! LOL!" and Obama has stuck with it.


Weaver95: Marcus Aurelius: OnlyM3: --------

There is excellent medication on the market that can help you conquer this odd fixation you have on all things Obama.

Rape will be tolerated in any large organization that has fewer than 40% women in the top echelons.

In fact, many people in this country consider rape to be a sort of bonus when it comes to prison sentences and getting rid of people we don't like.


hardinparamedic: OnlyM3: -------

Can you translate that into English for the rest of us who don't speak Schizophrenic?


UberDave: OnlyM3: -------.

[img.fark.net image 300x168]



Weaver95: hardinparamedic: OnlyM3: --------

Rape is always the black guys fault.


BKITU: OnlyM3: ------

Seriously, can you get through one farking day without bukkakeing a thread with idiocy?


cman: OnlyM3: ------

Wut?

Gyrfalcon: Nabb1: OnlyM3: -------

That time machine, you know.



Seriously, this guy brings his A game every damn time he shows up.  Nobody trolls this hard this often and still manages to be taken seriously enough to generate the kind of ire he does.  Quite frankly, it's amazing.
 
2014-01-02 05:28:15 PM  
From Tailhook to stories like this... I can't think of any sane reason a woman would join the military short of Chinese landing in Seattle.
 
2014-01-02 05:28:52 PM  

hardinparamedic: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Can you translate that into English for the rest of us who don't speak Schizophrenic?



Not sure about Schizophrenic all by itself...maybe coupled with some manic depression?
 
2014-01-02 05:29:27 PM  

Heliovdrake: Nabb1: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Yes, I am totally sure that President Obama personally made the call to rule this a suicide, never mind the fact that she died in 2005. Oh, you know what, I bet Bush personally reviewed the file and left it on the desk for Obama with a note saying, "Hey, I told the Department of Defense to rule this a suicide. Don't say anything! LOL!" and Obama has stuck with it.

Now that this had been said, can we take bets on onlym3 never coming back to either apologize for, or defend his statments?


Put me down for "comes back and makes even wilder statements asserting the military industrial cover-up machine put in place during the Clinton years."
 
2014-01-02 05:29:37 PM  

a particular individual: I have a theory that the military tolerates and even encourages rape because they can't stand the idea of their boys' club being infested with cooties. In most cases, the rape victims are further persecuted by the brass and their careers destroyed.


No, the issue isn't the military; or not entirely. Look at the calibre of people in the armed forces; not always our best and brightest.

The old joke is; stick an enlisted man, naked, into a padded room with a bowling ball and leave. When you come back; the bowling ball will be broken and parts will be missing. I'm not saying that all of them are dumb brutes; but, where else can an 18 year old high school dropout make, to them at least, a bunch of money?

Then, they get stuck in some pretty hairy situations with what ever training they received. A lot of them, simply, aren't ready for combat. And when you're all hopped up on adrenaline; all sorts of crazy shiat can, and does, happen.
 
2014-01-02 05:30:10 PM  
Stopped reading at La---


Will you idiots stop giving your kids those names?
 
2014-01-02 05:30:40 PM  
I think the point that OnlyM3 is making goes along the lines of the Foot Hood shooting being labelled as a workplace crime, instead of hostile action by a defector. If Hasan was competent to stand trial, and that's what he claimed was his motivation, then it's fair comment to say that the workplace crime angle is disingenuous.

It would seem that what led up to the lady's death isn't *normal* assault and rape resulting in murder. It all sounds more like some sort of sharia justice, or perhaps at attempt at making it look like sharia justice. People who commit suicide sometimes try to make it look like it wasn't suicide.

The place that OnlyM3 really gets shaky is the idea that it was something on the part of the administration, which means Obama, unless of course OnlyM3 is using words without fully understanding the meaning.
 
2014-01-02 05:31:00 PM  

RyansPrivates: Heliovdrake: Nabb1: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Yes, I am totally sure that President Obama personally made the call to rule this a suicide, never mind the fact that she died in 2005. Oh, you know what, I bet Bush personally reviewed the file and left it on the desk for Obama with a note saying, "Hey, I told the Department of Defense to rule this a suicide. Don't say anything! LOL!" and Obama has stuck with it.

Now that this had been said, can we take bets on onlym3 never coming back to either apologize for, or defend his statments?

Put me down for "comes back and makes even wilder statements asserting the military industrial cover-up machine put in place during the Clinton years."


Done.

Anyone got any other bets to place?
 
2014-01-02 05:31:35 PM  

Treygreen13: This thread went from zero to derp in 2.5 seconds. You know people are excellent trolls when the entire thread is incredulous replies to two people on my ignore list.


Must be some pretty big trolls that we both have on Ignore. The thread claims 28 posts at this time but my filter only show me 13 comments. Fark is becoming less entertaining/useful to read and is drifting toward Digg uselessness.
 
2014-01-02 05:31:47 PM  

Treygreen13: This thread went from zero to derp in 2.5 seconds. You know people are excellent trolls when the entire thread is incredulous replies to two people on my ignore list.


I think it was less time than that. I usually try to read troll posts through to the end, to hone my troll-dar.

This thread will be interesting.

/goes to make popcorn
 
2014-01-02 05:32:45 PM  
Now tell me if this doesn't make you mad son?

Micheal or Virginia?
 
2014-01-02 05:33:23 PM  

FrancoFile:


What are the Vegas odds this situation becomes a movie because of this movie? 3:2?
 
2014-01-02 05:35:13 PM  

OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.


*clap call clap CLAP CLAP*

Another 10pt troll. You are ON today.
 
2014-01-02 05:35:14 PM  

netweavr: I_C_Weener: vudukungfu: Hopefully I'm in before the soldier fellaters with the farking magnets on their cars. Jerking off on the flag with a herp and a derp and a freedom for all.

Technically, none of that is illegal.  Like rape.

Jerking off on the flag is probably a violation of the Flag Code. So illegal but only in name and not in actuality, iirc.


The flag code IS a law. It merely has no associated penalties for violations. That doesn't make breaking it any less illegal.

/iIrc
 
2014-01-02 05:35:56 PM  
I thought it could only be labelled a suicide if she was handcuffed with her hands behind her back and sitting in the back of a police car?
 
2014-01-02 05:38:09 PM  

Heliovdrake: RyansPrivates: Heliovdrake: Nabb1: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Yes, I am totally sure that President Obama personally made the call to rule this a suicide, never mind the fact that she died in 2005. Oh, you know what, I bet Bush personally reviewed the file and left it on the desk for Obama with a note saying, "Hey, I told the Department of Defense to rule this a suicide. Don't say anything! LOL!" and Obama has stuck with it.

Now that this had been said, can we take bets on onlym3 never coming back to either apologize for, or defend his statments?

Put me down for "comes back and makes even wilder statements asserting the military industrial cover-up machine put in place during the Clinton years."

Done.

Anyone got any other bets to place?


I'll take "wharrgarbl with HW Bush with tie-in to Reagan."

Considered Iran-Contra and Star Wars, but I would've over-played my hand.
 
2014-01-02 05:38:55 PM  

iheartscotch: a particular individual: I have a theory that the military tolerates and even encourages rape because they can't stand the idea of their boys' club being infested with cooties. In most cases, the rape victims are further persecuted by the brass and their careers destroyed.

No, the issue isn't the military; or not entirely. Look at the calibre of people in the armed forces; not always our best and brightest.

The old joke is; stick an enlisted man, naked, into a padded room with a bowling ball and leave. When you come back; the bowling ball will be broken and parts will be missing. I'm not saying that all of them are dumb brutes; but, where else can an 18 year old high school dropout make, to them at least, a bunch of money?

Then, they get stuck in some pretty hairy situations with what ever training they received. A lot of them, simply, aren't ready for combat. And when you're all hopped up on adrenaline; all sorts of crazy shiat can, and does, happen.


And this is where you would be wrong.  I know it's fun and games to stereotype, but those demographics for the military haven't been accurate for at least 30 years, if they ever were accurate to begin with.

The fact is a lot of these guys were (or are, as the case may be) on their 3rd or 5th deployment.  Sometimes even more, depending on their unit and the rotation in place.  What this means is that a lot of these guys have been in combat for longer than any soldier in any war we've fought, aside from Vietnam.  And that wears at people.  You combine that with the chemical, psychological, and physiological changes we are going through as a species and society at this particular junction in history, and I am surprised this sort of thing doesn't occur more frequently.
 
2014-01-02 05:39:18 PM  

thepeterd: Weaver95: hardinparamedic: OnlyM3: I'm supposed to be surprised by this? The same administration claimed a guy who murdered american soldiers while shouting alah ackbar said he openly states hes switched sides and now fights for islam was was just committing "Workplace violence" in an effort to prevent islamic terrorism being called islamic terrorism.

Can you translate that into English for the rest of us who don't speak Schizophrenic?

Rape is always the black guys fault.

True dat.


Sometimes it's the woman's fault.
 
2014-01-02 05:40:04 PM  
No worries

old.bfi.org.uk

Is on the case
 
2014-01-02 05:40:50 PM  

GDubDub: Stopped reading at La---


Will you idiots stop giving your kids those names?


When you start feeding our kids you can name them whatever you want too.


/get the fark out of here
 
2014-01-02 05:41:22 PM  
Heliovdrake:

Now that this had been said, can we take bets on onlym3 never coming back to either apologize for, or defend his statments?

If I disagreed with you, and had money, then we'd have a bet.
 
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