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2014-01-02 01:00:26 PM
Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.
 
2014-01-02 01:04:27 PM

State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.


Victim blamer
 
2014-01-02 01:07:19 PM
But............he's black!
 
2014-01-02 01:07:22 PM

State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your have a girlfriend, dumbass.

 
2014-01-02 01:09:27 PM

netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer


He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."
 
2014-01-02 01:09:40 PM
If Geno Smith's play were average, the Jets would have been in the playoffs.
 
2014-01-02 01:11:00 PM
That picture probably makes it look worse than it is. Guess he should have taken a photography class while he was in college.
 
2014-01-02 01:12:18 PM

elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."


You're the kind of person who'd say "she was asking for it, look at what she was wearing." Aren't you?
 
2014-01-02 01:23:48 PM

Crewmannumber6: But............he's black!


and flacid.
 
2014-01-02 01:24:39 PM

Super Chronic: If Geno Smith's play were average, the Jets would have been in the playoffs.


Came here to say this.
 
2014-01-02 01:25:33 PM

elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."


What kind of nephew do you have that is 13 and giving you dick picture tips? What other tips on dick pictures has he given you?
 
2014-01-02 01:27:24 PM
"My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic.""

Wise beyond his years, that one.
 
2014-01-02 01:28:17 PM

Mind of the North Star: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your have a girlfriend, dumbass.


This.
 
2014-01-02 01:29:12 PM

Arkanaut: Super Chronic: If Geno Smith's play were average, the Jets would have been in the playoffs.

Came here to say this.


Wow, are u both Jets fans that can't be happy at all?
 
2014-01-02 01:30:41 PM

netweavr: elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."

You're the kind of person who'd say "she was asking for it, look at what she was wearing." Aren't you?


Maybe he's the kind of person who says "well, I told you to stop pulling the TV down on youself you little dumbass".
 
2014-01-02 01:32:00 PM
Wait ... that's average?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-02 01:32:19 PM

ongbok: elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."

What kind of nephew do you have that is 13 and giving you dick picture tips? What other tips on dick pictures has he given you?


"Get creative. Add in some originality by giving it a miniature top hat, and a complementing tiny sportcoat for your balls."
 
2014-01-02 01:33:41 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: netweavr: elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."

You're the kind of person who'd say "she was asking for it, look at what she was wearing." Aren't you?

Maybe he's the kind of person who says "well, I told you to stop pulling the TV down on youself you little dumbass".


So the woman is an inanimate object now?
 
2014-01-02 01:34:43 PM

Rwa2play: Arkanaut: Super Chronic: If Geno Smith's play were average, the Jets would have been in the playoffs.

Came here to say this.

Wow, are u both Jets fans that can't be happy at all?


Not a Jet fan but a Jet sympathizer and occasional white-knighter. And I like Geno as a prospect, but there's no denying he was one of the worst starting QBs in the NFL this year. He was arguably the best QB in New York, though.
 
2014-01-02 01:36:09 PM

Fark Irony Police: ongbok: What kind of nephew do you have that is 13 and giving you dick picture tips? What other tips on dick pictures has he given you?

"Get creative. Add in some originality by giving it a miniature top hat, and a complementing tiny sportcoat for your balls."


HA!
 
2014-01-02 01:37:23 PM

Super Chronic: He was arguably the best QB in New York, though.


Ouch, and true. Not a Giants fan at all, but I hope Eli gets some semblance of his groove back. What a horrible year,
 
2014-01-02 01:37:47 PM

Rwa2play: Arkanaut: Super Chronic: If Geno Smith's play were average, the Jets would have been in the playoffs.

Came here to say this.

Wow, are u both Jets fans that can't be happy at all?


You repeat yourself.
 
2014-01-02 01:40:20 PM

netweavr: Jim from Saint Paul: netweavr: elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."

You're the kind of person who'd say "she was asking for it, look at what she was wearing." Aren't you?

Maybe he's the kind of person who says "well, I told you to stop pulling the TV down on youself you little dumbass".

So the woman is an inanimate object now?


Well she's heavy anyway.
 
2014-01-02 01:40:32 PM

Rwa2play: Arkanaut: Super Chronic: If Geno Smith's play were average, the Jets would have been in the playoffs.

Came here to say this.

Wow, are u both Jets fans that can't be happy at all?


The Jets almost made it.  Geno had the 37th worst passer rating in the NFL.  That means at least 5 teams had at least 2 QBs better than Geno.

They probably aren't wrong.
 
2014-01-02 01:44:19 PM
Look at the bright side, Geno, at least you won't be inspiring any jokes invoking your name when it's 4th and inches.
 
2014-01-02 01:49:26 PM

robsul82: Look at the bright side, Geno, at least you won't be inspiring any jokes invoking your name when it's 4th and inches.


Maybe a Geno can be something Less Than A Yard but Longer Than A Favre.
 
2014-01-02 02:02:17 PM

netweavr: Jim from Saint Paul: netweavr: elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."

You're the kind of person who'd say "she was asking for it, look at what she was wearing." Aren't you?

Maybe he's the kind of person who says "well, I told you to stop pulling the TV down on youself you little dumbass".

So the woman is an inanimate object now?


i1.ytimg.com

YOU'RE an inanimate farking object!
 
2014-01-02 02:21:20 PM
I'm surprised people have never seen blue mountain state's dick pic episode
 
2014-01-02 02:58:31 PM

flak attack: The Jets almost made it.  Geno had the 37th worst passer rating in the NFL.  That means at least 5 teams had at least 2 QBs better than Geno.


FFS, Smith's performance was literally worse than any of Sanchez's. Why do people pretend he's not awful?
 
2014-01-02 03:06:27 PM

IAmRight: flak attack: The Jets almost made it.  Geno had the 37th worst passer rating in the NFL.  That means at least 5 teams had at least 2 QBs better than Geno.

FFS, Smith's performance was literally worse than any of Sanchez's. Why do people pretend he's not awful?


Because most people outside of Jet fandom (and a select few withinit) said Sanchez was awful for years, especially during the AFC Champ runs, even though the national media was all over the kid.

Men like being able to say HA I TOLD YOU SO since we rarely get to do so in our daily lives. Unfortuanetly, posting about it on the internet and telling ESPEN "I TOLD YOU SO", is as effectual as telling your spouse since they'll just ignore it the same way.
 
2014-01-02 03:22:19 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Men like being able to say HA I TOLD YOU SO since we rarely get to do so in our daily lives.


Well sure, but when you call Smith average and Sanchez was better than Smith...you're kinda implying Sanchez was above average.

/stop watching ESPN; none of their promoting of people is merit-based. It's all about slangin' shows and ads
 
2014-01-02 03:22:45 PM

IAmRight: flak attack: The Jets almost made it.  Geno had the 37th worst passer rating in the NFL.  That means at least 5 teams had at least 2 QBs better than Geno.

FFS, Smith's performance was literally worse than any of Sanchez's. Why do people pretend he's not awful?


By what measure? He beats Sanchez in quite a few statistical categories (if only by a little), and he's just a rookie.  Sanchez also had better pass protection and receivers in his first couple of seasons.
 
2014-01-02 03:28:08 PM

IAmRight: flak attack: The Jets almost made it.  Geno had the 37th worst passer rating in the NFL.  That means at least 5 teams had at least 2 QBs better than Geno.

FFS, Smith's performance was literally worse than any of Sanchez's. Why do people pretend he's not awful?


Probably because his worst games coincided when he was missing Kerley (the best of the Jets WRs), and a combination of Stephen Hill, Santonio Holmes, Kellen Winslow, and Jeff Cumberland.

He played multiple games with David Nelson, Greg Salas, and Josh Cribbs as a starting WR, and Zach Sudfeld starting at TE. These are guys who were Free Agents at the beginning of the season. 

I'm not saying Geno Smith will be great (or even good), but giving a rookie QB absolutely no weapons (not even a RB who can catch out of the backfield), and you are going to have some terrible numbers.
 
2014-01-02 03:36:05 PM

JohnHall: I'm not saying Geno Smith will be great (or even good), but giving a rookie QB absolutely no weapons (not even a RB who can catch out of the backfield), and you are going to have some terrible numbers.


Or...Geno Smith isn't very good. Something anyone who ever saw him play any semblance of a defense in college could've told you.

/Sanchez isn't good either, and I suppose you might as well try a new guy...but yeah, there hasn't been any talent on the Jets' offense for a while

Arkanaut: By what measure? He beats Sanchez in quite a few statistical categories (if only by a little), and he's just a rookie.  Sanchez also had better pass protection and receivers in his first couple of seasons.

Correction: He eked out a victory over Sanchez' rookie season in passer rating. Otherwise, he threw for the same number of TDs as Sanchez' worst season, more INTs than Sanchez' worst season of those, had a worse passer rating. Adjusted Net Yards/Attempt, slightly better than Sanchez' rookie year. All in all, he was about what Sanchez was as a rookie. That is to say, he sucked. Neither QB has ever had weapons around them. The Jets' offense sucks - they should bring in a competent OC at some point to help out, and maybe acquire some actual talent at some point.
 
2014-01-02 04:02:14 PM
So this girl flew to Charlotte to have sex with him?  Didn't she know the Panthers had just gotten done using Geno like a Real Doll and he'd probably be tired?
 
2014-01-02 04:03:10 PM

IAmRight: JohnHall: I'm not saying Geno Smith will be great (or even good), but giving a rookie QB absolutely no weapons (not even a RB who can catch out of the backfield), and you are going to have some terrible numbers.

Or...Geno Smith isn't very good. Something anyone who ever saw him play any semblance of a defense in college could've told you.

/Sanchez isn't good either, and I suppose you might as well try a new guy...but yeah, there hasn't been any talent on the Jets' offense for a while

Arkanaut: By what measure? He beats Sanchez in quite a few statistical categories (if only by a little), and he's just a rookie.  Sanchez also had better pass protection and receivers in his first couple of seasons.

Correction: He eked out a victory over Sanchez' rookie season in passer rating. Otherwise, he threw for the same number of TDs as Sanchez' worst season, more INTs than Sanchez' worst season of those, had a worse passer rating. Adjusted Net Yards/Attempt, slightly better than Sanchez' rookie year. All in all, he was about what Sanchez was as a rookie. That is to say, he sucked. Neither QB has ever had weapons around them. The Jets' offense sucks - they should bring in a competent OC at some point to help out, and maybe acquire some actual talent at some point.


As someone who follows WVU every year, I'll just say that Geno is very erratic.  When he's on he's an absolute slinger with a real good arm.  When he's off he's oh so bad.  You just never know when you're going to get the guy who comes back late in a game with two quick TDs to tie it up or the guy who overthrows everybody by twice their height and blames it on the wind.  He also doesn't have Tavon to dump the ball off to, someone who can make a 2 yard swing pass go the distance and pad the stats.
 
2014-01-02 04:28:50 PM

IAmRight: Correction: He eked out a victory over Sanchez' rookie season in passer rating. Otherwise, he threw for the same number of TDs as Sanchez' worst season, more INTs than Sanchez' worst season of those, had a worse passer rating. Adjusted Net Yards/Attempt, slightly better than Sanchez' rookie year. All in all, he was about what Sanchez was as a rookie. That is to say, he sucked. Neither QB has ever had weapons around them. The Jets' offense sucks - they should bring in a competent OC at some point to help out, and maybe acquire some actual talent at some point.


So you're saying, a rookie performed as well as a rookie? That's some harsh condemnation right there.

The Jets in 2010 had 4 Pro-Bowlers on the offensive line (they had 5 in Sanchez's rookie year), two relatively young receivers who have had 1000-yard seasons, a former Pro-Bowler at fullback, a future Hall of Famer at running back... and Sanchez had virtually no improvement.  Completion rate -- 1% improvement (still lower than Geno's rate this year).  TD rate -- 0.1% improvement.  His YPA was actually 0.2 yard lower than his rookie year (i.e. half a yard lower than Geno's from this year).  His only notable improvement was in Interception percentage, but this would climb back up in later years after the Jets let Braylon Edwards go and Brandon Moore and Damien Woody retired... right to around where Geno's was this year.

That's just his passing stats though; Geno has also shown a much better ability to scramble and make plays with his feet, to a degree that Sanchez wasn't even close to matching.

I'll give you this -- if Geno stagnates in the next three years the way Sanchez did, he would be a failure.  If he can learn to avoid sacks and picks -- which even Sanchez learned to a degree -- without sacrificing his other stats, then he'd have a career in the NFL.
 
2014-01-02 05:02:46 PM

Arkanaut: The Jets in 2010 had 4 Pro-Bowlers on the offensive line (they had 5 in Sanchez's rookie year), two relatively young receivers who have had 1000-yard seasons, a former Pro-Bowler at fullback, a future Hall of Famer at running back... and Sanchez had virtually no improvement.  Completion rate -- 1% improvement (still lower than Geno's rate this year).  TD rate -- 0.1% improvement.  His YPA was actually 0.2 yard lower than his rookie year (i.e. half a yard lower than Geno's from this year).  His only notable improvement was in Interception percentage, but this would climb back up in later years after the Jets let Braylon Edwards go and Brandon Moore and Damien Woody retired... right to around where Geno's was this year.


Pro Bowl awards for linemen are about as indicative of actual performance as pointing randomly at a list of names and saying "well, he's good".

But I suppose by using the "career highlights" version of guys when, at the time of their Jets' careers, they were nowhere near that peak, you're going to be as disingenuous as possible.

The Jets haven't had a decent offense since Chad Pennington and Vinny Testaverde were out there noodling it around. And there's no reason to believe that Geno "worst starting QB in the NFL this season" Smith is going to turn that around.
 
2014-01-02 05:17:06 PM
i269.photobucket.com
I guess it's 'not twue'
 
2014-01-02 06:19:39 PM

elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."


So you are ok with revenge porn sites?  Because most people get upset about those.
 
2014-01-02 07:53:07 PM

elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."


So the kid has watched BMS. Fun show.
 
2014-01-02 08:42:05 PM
From the accuser -- "He even offered to pay me not to talk but I dont want his money now."

The operative word in all that, Geno, is now.
 
2014-01-02 09:49:26 PM

Prey4reign: From the accuser -- "He even offered to pay me not to talk but I dont want his money now."

The operative word in all that, Geno, is now.


What, does she think she's going to get more money for going public than she would have gotten in hush money from him?
 
2014-01-03 02:25:04 AM
He asked her to show up for sex, not marriage. Women need to stop this nonsense.
 
2014-01-03 02:39:46 AM

netweavr: Jim from Saint Paul: netweavr: elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."

You're the kind of person who'd say "she was asking for it, look at what she was wearing." Aren't you?

Maybe he's the kind of person who says "well, I told you to stop pulling the TV down on youself you little dumbass".

So the woman is an inanimate object now?


Inanimate objects don't post dick pics, people post dick pics.
 
2014-01-03 03:55:10 PM

Warlordtrooper: elguerodiablo: netweavr: State_College_Arsonist: Well, don't cheat on your girlfriend, dumbass.

Victim blamer

He took the pic and sent it (to an internet hoochie no less).  How is he a victim?  My nephew is 13 and told me the other day "never have your face and dick in the same pic."

So you are ok with revenge porn sites?  Because most people get upset about those.


There is no contradiction in opposing revenge porn sites and simultaneously believing that Geno Smith is an idiot.
 
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