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(Mirror.co.uk)   Attempted lesbian hookup leads to toe being bitten off. In other news, somebody's New Year's Eve party was more fun than yours   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 51
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2014-01-02 11:45:39 AM
You want a toe?

I can get you a toe, believe me.

There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
 
2014-01-02 12:02:07 PM
What, she mistook the toe for a Clenis?
 
2014-01-02 12:17:37 PM
Was it a camel toe?
 
2014-01-02 12:18:49 PM
www.cs.columbia.edu
 
2014-01-02 12:23:31 PM
Complete with helpful picture of what a foot may look like.
 
2014-01-02 12:51:57 PM
img.fark.net

Do or do not; there is no "attempt"
 
2014-01-02 01:03:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What, she mistook the toe for a Clenis?


Wrap it up, folks, we're done here.
 
2014-01-02 01:09:34 PM
At least I still have all 11 toes
 
2014-01-02 01:12:06 PM
"Grant said that the cause of the initial fight was the victim approaching the man's girlfriend and asking her if she would like to "hook up". He grabbed her round the neck before releasing her."

When that happens, you say 'yes'.
 
2014-01-02 01:21:29 PM
Yeah, the guy was a fool (unless the woman was ugly).  Just make the hookup conditioned on a three-way.
 
2014-01-02 01:21:36 PM
Some folk'll never lose a toe
And then again some folks'll...
 
2014-01-02 01:22:43 PM
There is really no way to properly judge this event without pictures of the lesbians in question.
 
2014-01-02 01:23:45 PM
I am sure most New Years Eves were better than mine. Such a lame night this year.
 
2014-01-02 01:24:34 PM
s27.postimg.org
 
2014-01-02 01:25:25 PM
thought it was a penis???
 
2014-01-02 01:31:38 PM
She's Lessbian now
 
2014-01-02 01:34:59 PM
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
you want a toe, dude?
 
2014-01-02 01:36:07 PM
so - now the host & the boyfriend can celebrate next year without the distraction of opposite sex partners. no worries about a repeat performance.

really - if you're not interested - say no thanks. no need to get other people to gang up on and assault a woman. strangling and mayhem makes a pretty good attempted murder case.
 
2014-01-02 01:37:42 PM

MemeSlave: "Grant said that the cause of the initial fight was the victim approaching the man's girlfriend and asking her if she would like to "hook up". He grabbed her round the neck before releasing her."

When that happens, you say 'yes'.


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-02 01:39:02 PM
That is just toerrible.
 
2014-01-02 01:40:24 PM
...one thing led to another, and the United States dropped two atomic weapons on the sovereign nation of Japan
 
2014-01-02 01:41:00 PM
I decided not to read this article because I just want to imagine that the toe lost belonged to a guy who interrupted some lesbians.
 
2014-01-02 01:42:33 PM

Somacandra: You want a toe?


You can't handle the toe
 
2014-01-02 01:44:00 PM

Publikwerks: MemeSlave: "Grant said that the cause of the initial fight was the victim approaching the man's girlfriend and asking her if she would like to "hook up". He grabbed her round the neck before releasing her."

When that happens, you say 'yes'.


Does you are girlfriend?
 
2014-01-02 01:47:02 PM

MemeSlave: "Grant said that the cause of the initial fight was the victim approaching the man's girlfriend and asking her if she would like to "hook up". He grabbed her round the neck before releasing her."

When that happens, you say 'yes'.


I don't have a say in the matter, she's her own woman. However, if my girlfriend said yes, then she would promptly not be my girlfriend.
 
2014-01-02 01:48:18 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-02 01:48:51 PM

sendtodave: Publikwerks: MemeSlave: "Grant said that the cause of the initial fight was the victim approaching the man's girlfriend and asking her if she would like to "hook up". He grabbed her round the neck before releasing her."

When that happens, you say 'yes'.

Does you are girlfriend?


Is ^this^ English?
 
2014-01-02 01:52:58 PM

RedPhoenix122: Complete with helpful picture of what a foot may look like.


Indeed, the article would have been very confusing had I not had a picture of a little toe for reference.
 
2014-01-02 01:55:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-02 01:56:16 PM
Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs?
 
2014-01-02 02:00:49 PM
Ain't no party like a clenis party.
 
2014-01-02 02:04:45 PM
I dunno, Subby. Me and a few friends spent part of NYE in a hot tub with some girls that decided after a few drinks to start ripping each other's tops off.

I'd say that sounds more fun than losing a toe.
 
2014-01-02 02:06:29 PM

tetsoushima: Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs?


*throws chair at tetsoushima*
 
2014-01-02 02:10:02 PM

gameshowhost: Do or do not; there is no "attempt"


Only the Sith deal in absolutes.
 
2014-01-02 02:12:43 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least I still have all 11 toes


10, 9, 8, 7, 6, and five more make eleven.
 
2014-01-02 02:14:02 PM

Jakesta: gameshowhost: Do or do not; there is no "attempt"

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.


So yoda is a sith now?
 
2014-01-02 02:16:26 PM
I read the article hoping the victim was a former roommate. biatch deserves it. Stole a bunch of my stuff while I was at work, then after I went to the cops, she said that I traded them to her for weed. Cops wouldn't bother giving either of us a piss test or a lie detector test, no matter how many times I begged the detective to do so. Useless damn police.
 
2014-01-02 02:18:56 PM

Somacandra: You want a toe?

I can get you a toe, believe me.

There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.


With nail polish?
 
2014-01-02 02:23:02 PM

Smoking GNU: Jakesta: gameshowhost: Do or do not; there is no "attempt"

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

So yoda is a sith now?


I guess so. I didn't make the rules.
 
2014-01-02 02:23:39 PM
My NYE wasn't too bad. Took a date to the Philly Orchestra NYE concert, wore my Black Tie formal Kilt outfit, sat in the Conductor's circle behind the Orchestra, so of course the conductor saw me, made me stand up before he would play Auld Lang Syne, so the whole audience could applaud my nifty Kilt. Aftewards we went to the Moshulu ship restaurant, where more people were coming up to me, "Hey, you're the guy at the concert tonight!!". Got great seats at the window on the river side of the ship, ate a late dinner and had an excellent view of the fireworks, all while sitting in the nice warm ship. Did not lose any toes.
 
2014-01-02 02:37:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least I still have all 11 toes


oi40.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-02 02:39:13 PM

Jakesta: gameshowhost: Do or do not; there is no "attempt"

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.


I always took that statement in the manner of a Zen koan.  The speaker is making an absolute statement but is not a Sith himself.  Sort of like "All Cretins are liars."
 
2014-01-02 02:44:16 PM
Did they have to call a little toe truck???
 
2014-01-02 02:46:33 PM

RedPhoenix122: Complete with helpful picture of what a foot may look like.


Yes, thank Fedora for that.  I would've been lost otherwise.  "Toe"?  Could be anything.
 
2014-01-02 03:04:48 PM

sendtodave: Publikwerks: MemeSlave: "Grant said that the cause of the initial fight was the victim approaching the man's girlfriend and asking her if she would like to "hook up". He grabbed her round the neck before releasing her."

When that happens, you say 'yes'.

Does you are girlfriend?


What do you want? She's from Mesopotamia around 6000 bc, like she's gonna know how to use you're vs your.
 
2014-01-02 03:11:49 PM
This happened in Dorchester? That explains a lot.
 
2014-01-02 03:16:10 PM

Cuchulane: This happened in Dorchester? That explains a lot.


Yea, shocking isn't it?
 
2014-01-02 04:02:22 PM
So, I went to this New Years Eve party and...

Yada, yada, yada...

I only have 9 toes.

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-01-02 06:10:21 PM
Chopper says "should have used the bolt cutters".

www.2gb.com
/RIP
 
2014-01-03 07:51:01 AM

Kit Fister: MemeSlave: "Grant said that the cause of the initial fight was the victim approaching the man's girlfriend and asking her if she would like to "hook up". He grabbed her round the neck before releasing her."

When that happens, you say 'yes'.

I don't have a say in the matter, she's her own woman. However, if my girlfriend said yes, then she would promptly not be my girlfriend.


I would be okay with it as long as I could be involved or at least watch.
 
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