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(Yahoo)   The list of colleges most over-run with frat bros is topped by Welch College in TN, where 84% of the enrolled men are part of a fraternity, compared with the national average of 8.4%. School reportedly facing a critical shortage of top shelf p*ssy   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 190
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2014-01-02 11:51:13 AM
All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.
 
2014-01-02 12:06:31 PM
You pussies are just jealous that you couldn't get a bid.  You don't understand what it's like to be a part of a brotherhood. These bros are your bros for life.
 
2014-01-02 12:06:44 PM

Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


You had to eat the toast, didn't you?
 
2014-01-02 12:07:04 PM
Greek life is big in the state of Indiana - Wabash and DePaw have over half the students in it and if I am not mistaken, both Purdue and IU have larger than average numbers too.

I tried it, but soon found out I would flunk out if I stayed with it - so I have no issues with people on wither side of the fence
 
2014-01-02 12:07:09 PM
Being in a fraternity is the ultimate alpha male activity. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.
 
2014-01-02 12:07:15 PM
Luckily, the homoerotic activity they partake in makes up for it.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-01-02 12:07:27 PM
I say, Tristan, all the top-shelf pussy is taken. I do believe we're going to have to settle for well pussy.
 
2014-01-02 12:07:32 PM

Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Sounds exactly like the life of pumping gang bangers.
 
2014-01-02 12:08:31 PM
Why isn't "pimping" in my autocorrect dictionary?
 
2014-01-02 12:08:48 PM

Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


You might have waited for someone to begin, you know, like hating or something.
 
2014-01-02 12:08:53 PM

Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Classic.
 
2014-01-02 12:09:22 PM

mjohnson71: Being in a fraternity is the ultimate alpha male activity. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.


I can already smell vinegar.
 
2014-01-02 12:10:00 PM
The mission of Welch College is to educate leaders to serve Christ, His Church, and His world through biblical thought and life. The four-year institution continues its seventy-year tradition of solid education in the arts and sciences, together with core emphases on theological studies, the Christian worldview, and Christian leadership and service. Offering 40 programs of study, Welch's most popular majors are Theological/Ministry Studies, Teacher Education, Business, and Psychology. Welch College is the college of the National Association of Free Will Baptists


Shocking
 
2014-01-02 12:11:01 PM
Percentage of rapes also increased by 200% compared to other schools.
 
2014-01-02 12:11:41 PM
Presumably subby has it all locked up whipping them

/say it with me: "P-U-S-S-Y"
 
2014-01-02 12:11:53 PM
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2014-01-02 12:12:30 PM

Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


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But I like girls!
 
2014-01-02 12:12:41 PM
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Here's an example of what you could be getting if you ever left your dorm room and made a real sacrifice to be a part of a brotherhood of MEN.
 
2014-01-02 12:15:05 PM
Kind of surprised that Ole Miss isn't on there. Hm.
 
2014-01-02 12:17:11 PM

Shostie: Kind of surprised that Ole Miss isn't on there. Hm.


I was thinking the same thing. I thought they were also like an 80+% Greek school?
 
2014-01-02 12:17:48 PM
I didn't have money. I had to make friends the old fashioned way.
 
2014-01-02 12:18:49 PM
Somehow fraternities are ok, but madrassas are somehow bad.   I guess its good old white guy brainwashing instead of brown people brainwashing.
 
2014-01-02 12:18:50 PM
You nerds can't touch the primo vadge that me and my bros used to crush on a nightly basis.  Maybe I'll let you smell my fingers while you do my math homework, dork.
 
2014-01-02 12:18:59 PM

Molavian: Luckily, the homoerotic activity they partake in makes up for it.

NTTAWWT



It's not homoerotic if is hazing, or initiation, or with a glass of wine when the lights are turned low...

Ah, where was I again? Oh, yes. NERDS!
 
2014-01-02 12:19:05 PM

Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Frats are great when you need to spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy friends. Emotionally retarded, date rapey friends.
 
2014-01-02 12:19:23 PM

ga362: I didn't have money. I had to make friends the old fashioned way.


On the bright side, you also had to craft a personality the old fashioned way, too, so, there's that.
 
2014-01-02 12:20:07 PM

Prey4reign: Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

You might have waited for someone to begin, you know, like hating or something.


It's a meme from an old frat thread, the one the headline was referencing
 
2014-01-02 12:21:20 PM

deanis: Percentage of rapes also increased by 200% compared to other schools.


Wow, really?  That's pretty farking unbelievable.
 
ecl
2014-01-02 12:21:28 PM

MemeSlave: Somehow fraternities are ok, but madrassas are somehow bad.   I guess its good old white guy brainwashing instead of brown people brainwashing.


Who doesn't like some grab-ass with the boys.
 
2014-01-02 12:21:31 PM
Fraternities sound great! Sign me up.

I want to hang out with a bunch of retards SO desperate to be accepted that they will join a club that humiliates every member as the price of admission. Once in, you have the added benefit of being in an organization who's name is synonymous with juvenile behavior and louts.

Awesome!
 
2014-01-02 12:23:35 PM

foo monkey: You had to eat the toast, didn't you?


Once you eat the toast there is no going back. You have to defend fraternities or you are just another geek willing to embarrass himself to feel like you belong.
 
2014-01-02 12:24:59 PM

mjohnson71: Being in a fraternity is the ultimate alpha male activity. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.


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AMEN BROTHER!!
 
2014-01-02 12:25:55 PM

MemeSlave: Somehow fraternities are ok, but madrassas are somehow bad.   I guess its good old white guy brainwashing instead of brown people brainwashing.


At least madrassas don't make you do the gay stuff.
 
GBB
2014-01-02 12:26:04 PM

Snarfangel: Molavian: Luckily, the homoerotic activity they partake in makes up for it.

NTTAWWT


It's not homoerotic if is hazing, or initiation, or with a glass of wine when the lights are turned low...


Or in a 3-way.
m.brobible.com
 
2014-01-02 12:26:06 PM
I don't get the hate for Greek life. Like very much everything else, it is what you make of it. Sure, some people will be idiots and just fark around, but those are usually the people that are for the most part stupid to begin with, so if it wasn't Greek life it would be something else to piss it all away. Others use it very effectively to make connections, and from what I have observed, a lot of those friendships do last a lifetime.

/Hopefully in b4 "it's just buying friends"
 
2014-01-02 12:26:18 PM

lohphat: Why isn't "pimping" in my autocorrect dictionary?


It ain't easy?
 
2014-01-02 12:26:45 PM

tricycleracer: You nerds can't touch the primo vadge that me and my bros used to crush on a nightly basis.  Maybe I'll let you smell my fingers while you do my math homework, dork.


I don't want to smell your fingers, just hand my my french fries and please wear gloves.
 
2014-01-02 12:27:22 PM
One man's shortage is another man's glut.
To some, 84% fratboys is an overabundance.
More than enough top shelf boi pussy to be had.
 
2014-01-02 12:29:19 PM

Nemo's Brother: Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

Frats are great when you need to spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy friends. Emotionally retarded, date rapey friends.


Our nation's finest leaders were in fraternities.  Men of honor and courage who honed their leadership schools in a brotherhood.
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Men of decisive action like George W. Bush - our last TRUE Commander-in-Chief.  George W. Bush learned how be The Deciderer when he chose to be a part of something more.  Not like our current "President" who couldn't never get a bid, and not just because we don't give bids to black guys.

Forget it.  You could never understand what it's like to have one's leadership forged in the crucible of the brotherhood.
 
2014-01-02 12:29:23 PM
Top shelf? Look, I'm no doctor or anything, but if that equipment isn't located on the lowest shelf just above the legs, something just ain't right.
 
2014-01-02 12:30:05 PM
At my college you knew which frats to avoid. And I don't mean their parties, I mean you also avoid walking near them due to the dudes there being so nasty you're afraid of being exposed to a cloud of weird, mutant STDs emanating from the frat house.
 
2014-01-02 12:30:08 PM

SpectroBoy: MemeSlave: Somehow fraternities are ok, but madrassas are somehow bad.   I guess its good old white guy brainwashing instead of brown people brainwashing.

At least madrassas don't make you do the gay stuff.


*no homo if it's the small serving boys that are the penetratees
 
2014-01-02 12:31:21 PM

Magorn: Prey4reign: Sybarite: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

You might have waited for someone to begin, you know, like hating or something.

It's a meme from an old frat thread, the one the headline was referencing


Anybody go a link? I missed that one.
 
2014-01-02 12:31:27 PM
Not sure what all the fuss is about this "top shelf pussy."  Seems to me that there's much better value in the shelf stable variety.  "Top shelf" is like buying organic lettuce, it's already wilting before you get it home and by the time your salad is tossed it looks like crap.
 
2014-01-02 12:31:34 PM

MemeSlave: Somehow fraternities are ok, but madrassas are somehow bad.   I guess its good old white guy brainwashing instead of brown people brainwashing.


Started a small war with the Greek system at my tiny Western MD college years ago.  It started with me beating the Sh8t out of a guy with a bo-ken when he broke into my room at 3am to "kidnap" my roommate for some frat hazing ritual (Hey i was a light and angry sleeper and easily startled) and escalated when I convinced said roommate to drop a dime on said frat when I  saw his back was a mass of bruises and welts about halfway through rush week.

This led to me getting a lot of angry calls at night etc from people upset with his choice (I publicly supported him at the hearing) which led to me and few geek friends deciding to troll the Greeks by forming a Fake sororities and  frats like Alpha Chi Epsilon (AXE) and Digamma Epislon Kappa  (FUK)  and silk-screening a bunch t-shirts, hats, etc and putting up posters aping their recruiting posters.  They were NOT happy and tried to get us brought up on charges for forming an "unauthorized greek organization"    because they didn't get the joke
 
2014-01-02 12:31:54 PM

Needlessly Complicated: At my college you knew which frats to avoid. And I don't mean their parties, I mean you also avoid walking near them due to the dudes there being so nasty you're afraid of being exposed to a cloud of weird, mutant STDs emanating from the frat house.


Same at mine, which had a super high frat/sorority membership.  There were a few overall OK frats that weren't your stereotype.  One of them had a completely awesome illegal blackjack night every now and then that helped pay for a lot of my beer and weed in college.
 
2014-01-02 12:32:33 PM

SisterMaryElephant: The mission of Welch College is to educate leaders to serve Christ, His Church, and His world through biblical thought and life. The four-year institution continues its seventy-year tradition of solid education in the arts and sciences, together with core emphases on theological studies, the Christian worldview, and Christian leadership and service. Offering 40 programs of study, Welch's most popular majors are Theological/Ministry Studies, Teacher Education, Business, and Psychology. Welch College is the college of the National Association of Free Will Baptists


Shocking


It's almost as if these kids have been raised their entire lives with a strong drive to 'belong' to some group of like-minded peers.
 
2014-01-02 12:32:43 PM
crucible of the brotherhood.


nice
 
2014-01-02 12:32:59 PM
... for life...

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2014-01-02 12:33:38 PM

Magorn: MemeSlave: Somehow fraternities are ok, but madrassas are somehow bad.   I guess its good old white guy brainwashing instead of brown people brainwashing.

Started a small war with the Greek system at my tiny Western MD college years ago.  It started with me beating the Sh8t out of a guy with a bo-ken when he broke into my room at 3am to "kidnap" my roommate for some frat hazing ritual (Hey i was a light and angry sleeper and easily startled) and escalated when I convinced said roommate to drop a dime on said frat when I  saw his back was a mass of bruises and welts about halfway through rush week.

This led to me getting a lot of angry calls at night etc from people upset with his choice (I publicly supported him at the hearing) which led to me and few geek friends deciding to troll the Greeks by forming a Fake sororities and  frats like Alpha Chi Epsilon (AXE) and Digamma Epislon Kappa  (FUK)  and silk-screening a bunch t-shirts, hats, etc and putting up posters aping their recruiting posters.  They were NOT happy and tried to get us brought up on charges for forming an "unauthorized greek organization"    because they didn't get the joke


I don't know you but I know now that I would like you.
 
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