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(Daily Freeman)   A word of advice for anybody whose parents named them after a fungal infection: don't get your name in the papers for swinging at cops after your friend got popped for New Year's Day DWI twice in 90 minutes   (dailyfreeman.com) divider line 68
    More: Fail, drunk driving, lloyd, Dutchess County  
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2014-01-02 09:50:40 AM  
Ha! Nice catch.
 
2014-01-02 10:00:54 AM  
Tinea Cruris sounds like a beautiful name.
 
2014-01-02 11:04:18 AM  
Shes a 2fer.
 
2014-01-02 11:05:51 AM  
I was gonna guess Giardia.

/Mulva?
 
GBB
2014-01-02 11:06:22 AM  
Molly Ringworm approves
 
2014-01-02 11:08:28 AM  
"You're what we call a superior sunuvabiatch"
 
2014-01-02 11:09:40 AM  
I have met two women in the last month named "Candida", so I am getting a kick out of the headline.
 
2014-01-02 11:11:58 AM  
Salaam was sent to the Ulster County Jail in lieu of $750 bail. Sterling was jailed in lieu of $500 bail, Sisco said.

Are we outsourcing to Irish jails now?
 
2014-01-02 11:13:47 AM  
What about Jimiqipman Mersa?
 
2014-01-02 11:15:02 AM  
Should have named her dummy.
 
2014-01-02 11:17:23 AM  
Athletes' Foot is at it again?
 
2014-01-02 11:19:54 AM  
www.mycology.adelaide.edu.au

Hey, guys! Whatcha talkin' about?
 
2014-01-02 11:22:32 AM  

StrikitRich: Salaam was sent to the Ulster County Jail in lieu of $750 bail. Sterling was jailed in lieu of $500 bail, Sisco said.

Are we outsourcing to Irish jails now?



So instead of bread and water, they are given whiskey and potatoes?

Sounds fair.
 
2014-01-02 11:22:42 AM  
VD = Fun Gal Infection
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-02 11:23:17 AM  
Still a better name than Latrina.
 
2014-01-02 11:23:56 AM  
Good ol' Ringworm. What will he do next?
 
2014-01-02 11:25:23 AM  
squirellisha
rayovac
and now
imani and  tinea
so i am guessing...

/no picture in article,damn
 
2014-01-02 11:25:38 AM  
I thought the name would be Candida.
 
2014-01-02 11:26:42 AM  

gnosis301: Tinea Cruris sounds like a beautiful name.


"Dude! You've got a case of Athlete's Ho!"
 
2014-01-02 11:27:04 AM  

d23: Still a better name than Latrina.



Was Latrina her first child, or number two?
 
2014-01-02 11:28:12 AM  
No pics of the drunk, out of control 20 year old chicks? Screw you, Daily Freeman crime blotter!
 
2014-01-02 11:29:11 AM  
Maybe she just has an infectious smile
 
2014-01-02 11:30:15 AM  
My two favorite names I've heard recently. La-a (LaDasha is how it is pronounced) and Amberlicious.
 
2014-01-02 11:31:23 AM  
Also in the Daily Freeman:

upload.wikimedia.org
Paul "Muad'Dib" Atreides named the "Kwisatz Haderach"! What does this mean for you?
 
2014-01-02 11:32:57 AM  
Ah-how-how-how awful!
 
2014-01-02 11:34:14 AM  
Muslim?
 
2014-01-02 11:36:52 AM  

Parthenogenetic: I have met two women in the last month named "Candida", so I am getting a kick out of the headline


Can you make it together, the further from here the better, where the air is fresh and clean?
 
2014-01-02 11:37:54 AM  
Surely there is/are some male(s) to blame for her behavior like in the case below.

http://www.wtnh.com/news/crime/teens-charged-in-drunk-driving-death  
(TL;DR - girl was sole occupant in the car and killed herself in a wreck.  2 of her friends were charged in connection with the accident as they had been in the car prior to the wreck.)
 
2014-01-02 11:38:45 AM  

whosits_112: Also in the Daily Freeman:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 264x254]
Paul "Muad'Dib" Atreides named the "Kwisatz Haderach"! What does this mean for you?


He has a name to kill for.
 
2014-01-02 11:43:19 AM  
Thats it, Go down to Oshack Hennesey's office.
 
2014-01-02 11:44:20 AM  
images.jambase.com
I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I'm just another number at the center for disease control
 
2014-01-02 11:48:48 AM  
Tinea was itching to get into a scrape.
 
2014-01-02 11:55:51 AM  
Thought someone named their kid "Lohan" or something.
 
2014-01-02 11:58:57 AM  
You guys are judgmental assholes. It's people like you who make my son Jock Itch have such low self-esteem. I hope you're pleased with yourselves.
 
2014-01-02 12:02:17 PM  
Christ and I thought my roomates ex boyfriend was a dumbass for getting busted for DUI twice in a month was bad. How he managed to avoid jail was a miracle.
 
2014-01-02 12:02:39 PM  

disco ball: La-a (LaDasha is how it is pronounced)


There is a young teen with that name at my son's school...

I got kicked in the shin several years ago by my wife when a couple girls came to play with our (at the time) teen daughter. I asked their names and they said: 'Princess & Lovely'; and I blurted out: 'No. Really... What's your real names?'

/Didn't mean it. My stupid has a direct line to my mouth.
//Those are cat's names damn it. Cats you don't particularly like... :>/
 
2014-01-02 12:04:45 PM  

groppet: Christ and I thought my roomates ex boyfriend was a dumbass for getting busted for DUI twice in a month was bad. How he managed to avoid jail was a miracle.



Come on, you'd have to be pretty darned drunk to crash into a jail.
 
2014-01-02 12:10:26 PM  
Daily Freeman? Did Huey found a paper?
 
2014-01-02 12:11:01 PM  
What, no Tinea Versicolored jokes yet?

Fark, I am disappointed

and disgusted by my own willingness to injure others
in a pathetic and desperate bid for attention.
 
2014-01-02 12:15:13 PM  
If you name your daughter "Jock Itch", you probably don't have high expectations to begin with.
 
2014-01-02 12:20:30 PM  
Oh, look, my hometown newspaper is on Fark. I'm shocked this isn't more frequent, honestly.
 
2014-01-02 12:24:55 PM  

FormlessOne: gnosis301: Tinea Cruris sounds like a beautiful name.

"Dude! You've got a case of Athlete's Ho!"


Ok, I admit, I laughed out loud at that one. Nice!
 
2014-01-02 12:25:03 PM  
I always thought Clitocybe had a nice ring to it, as well as being delicious in an omlette
 
2014-01-02 12:31:28 PM  
I was expecting Chlamydia.

/Disappoint
 
2014-01-02 12:36:08 PM  

rev. dave: I thought the name would be Candida.


I actually knew a girl named Candida.

She was a farking idiot.

She thought Italy was a third world country.

Seriously asked me "... who came first, Adam and Eve? Or Cro Magnon man?"
 
2014-01-02 01:05:33 PM  
Having never heard of the fungal infection, I wouldn't have noticed.

That said:

spaghettilogic.org

/oblig
 
2014-01-02 01:07:13 PM  
This is why in Florida, a DUI spends 8 hours in custody from the time of arrest. Gives drunks time to sober up and don't get another DUI immediately after the first.
 
2014-01-02 01:21:45 PM  

Dog Man: This is why in Florida, a DUI spends 8 hours in custody from the time of arrest. Gives drunks time to sober up and don't get another DUI immediately after the first.


DUI's cost most people between 10k and 25k depending on the state.  Only the wealthy can afford them.
 
2014-01-02 01:37:12 PM  
I couldn't see TFA.  Just a really big ad and a blank page.

Thanks for that.
 
2014-01-02 01:39:33 PM  
How do these people pick these names?
 
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