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(My Fox DC)   Oh my God, Ben - you just filed a restraining order and I just had one filed against me - we have so much in common   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 94
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2014-01-02 09:48:32 AM
wttg.images.worldnow.com

The Courtney in question (pic FTFA)
 
2014-01-02 10:35:34 AM
FTFA:

"Some have openly wondered if Courtney is just nuts. She swears she's not "that" kind of crazy. Just the funny, unpredictable, risk-taking kind of crazy."

Keep running, Ben.
 
2014-01-02 10:36:22 AM
Looks like Ben doged a bullet.
 
2014-01-02 10:36:22 AM
gaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
2014-01-02 10:36:28 AM
FTFA: "I think it's romantic. It's like an old-fashioned 'missed connections' on Craigslist," she says. "You don't usually see that kind of thing anymore."

WTF is wrong with people?
 
2014-01-02 10:36:29 AM
3280218 - Courtney

Sounds like a good title for a song.
 
hej
2014-01-02 10:36:50 AM
I like how the news folk were smart enough to crop her # out of the still of the note, but still included it in the video.

/425-328-0218
 
2014-01-02 10:38:26 AM
beefy broad beckons Ben
 
2014-01-02 10:38:45 AM
He'll have to wait until his wife goes out of town again.
 
2014-01-02 10:38:51 AM
Gallant does not stick his dick in crazy. Goofus answers the ad.
 
2014-01-02 10:39:47 AM
I thought Ben drowned long ago.
 
2014-01-02 10:39:53 AM

hej: I like how the news folk were smart enough to crop her # out of the still of the note, but still included it in the video.

/425-328-0218


That was very evil hej.

/approves
 
2014-01-02 10:40:51 AM
I'm pretty sure Ben has faked his own death.
 
2014-01-02 10:41:00 AM

hej: I like how the news folk were smart enough to crop her # out of the still of the note, but still included it in the video.

/425-328-0218


I wonder when someone will post that to /b/. And will Ben outnumber Spartacus?
 
2014-01-02 10:41:15 AM
Nice work subby.

/Delta Dawn whats that poster you hung up, could it be a faded note from days gone by?
 
2014-01-02 10:42:07 AM
Spending New Year happily chatting to a woman about life, the universe, and everything, but clearly not trying to sleep with her? Check.

Beard? Check.

In shape? Check.

I suspect Ben's into beef, but not the load you're carrying, Courtney.
 
2014-01-02 10:43:52 AM
Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.
 
2014-01-02 10:45:02 AM
She posted 60 signs up and down Old Town's main drag: King Street. They have tugged at the heartstrings of passersby.
Jessica Meisinger snapped a photo of it.
"I think it's romantic. It's like an old-fashioned 'missed connections' on Craigslist," she says. "You don't usually see that kind of thing anymore."
"I've worked in bars for years and I think it's funny," remarks Jeff Daniel. "I've never seen anyone do something like that."

Y
eah Ben, keep running. This won't end well.
 
hej
2014-01-02 10:45:10 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.


Ran.... rolled.... same difference.
 
2014-01-02 10:45:53 AM

rebelyell2006: hej: I like how the news folk were smart enough to crop her # out of the still of the note, but still included it in the video.

/425-328-0218

I wonder when someone will post that to /b/. And will Ben outnumber Spartacus?


I mean, ha ha and all, but damn dude. She's just trying to find someone to help feed the cats.
 
2014-01-02 10:46:10 AM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-02 10:46:58 AM
RUN BRO
 
2014-01-02 10:47:03 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/ did his bodyguards lock you in the bathroom?
 
2014-01-02 10:47:17 AM

ltdanman44: gaaaaaaaaaaa!


Gaaaaaaaa!
 
2014-01-02 10:48:54 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.


Why? I ran a 5K when I was way bigger than that.

/that's why I'm not that big anymore
 
2014-01-02 10:48:55 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.


Looks like those gym 4

hej: I like how the news folk were smart enough to crop her # out of the still of the note, but still included it in the video.

/425-328-0218


No worries, she posted it to twitter: https://twitter.com/OldTownCourtney - Hopefully that number goes to a burn phone, I don't think I would want my phone number all over the interwebs
 
2014-01-02 10:49:23 AM
For the record, I know the woman in this story.  She's actually a great person.  Not crazy in the slightest.  :)
 
2014-01-02 10:49:33 AM

SlothB77: [wttg.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]

The Courtney in question (pic FTFA)


More chins then a Chinese phonebook and yet 80% of you farkers would line up around the corner for sloppy seconds...

/ the sammich is strong with this one
 
2014-01-02 10:50:23 AM
425?  That's my area code!  Time for me to move out of state, I can't risk the possibility of meeting this person.
 
2014-01-02 10:51:15 AM

halfpastnvr: Sin_City_Superhero: Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.

Looks like those gym 4hej: I like how the news folk were smart enough to crop her # out of the still of the note, but still included it in the video.

/425-328-0218

No worries, she posted it to twitter: https://twitter.com/OldTownCourtney - Hopefully that number goes to a burn phone, I don't think I would want my phone number all over the interwebs


Wow...comment fail. Forgot to delete the wrong quote.
 
hej
2014-01-02 10:53:00 AM

aedude01: For the record, I know the woman in this story.  She's actually a great person.  Not crazy in the slightest.  :)


Nice try, Courtney.
 
GBB
2014-01-02 10:54:14 AM
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Light ... "Horse?"  (what?)
 
2014-01-02 10:55:21 AM

QueenMamaBee: Sin_City_Superhero: Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.

Why? I ran a 5K when I was way bigger than that.

/that's why I'm not that big anymore


I was referring to her being cray-cray, not being fat. But thanks for going there. :)
 
2014-01-02 10:56:11 AM
Dammit Fark...haven't laughed like this and earned the bus ticket to hell in a looooong time.  I missed it.


aedude01: For the record, I know the woman in this story.  She's actually a great person.  Not crazy in the slightest.  :)



Soooo...last time you chatted, just how many times did kids come up in the conversation?  Be honest.
 
2014-01-02 10:57:33 AM
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Is there ANYTHING that DOESN'T deserve at least three exclamation points these days!!!
 
2014-01-02 10:57:49 AM

groppet: Looks like Ben doged a bullet.


Agreed.  Neo is now looking for this guy, asking for pointers.
 
2014-01-02 10:58:48 AM

aedude01: For the record, I know the woman in this story.  She's actually a great person.  Not crazy in the slightest.  :)



Is she a goer? know whatahmean?
 
2014-01-02 10:59:26 AM

hej: aedude01: For the record, I know the woman in this story.  She's actually a great person.  Not crazy in the slightest.  :)

Nice try, Courtney.


LOL.  Check my Fark account.  I've been a member here for years.  I'm also a dude.
 
2014-01-02 11:00:12 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.


'Ran' it in 40 minutes.
 
2014-01-02 11:02:33 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: You might also like...

SAD : 'Fresh Prince' Star 'Uncle Phil' Dies!!!!

SHOCK: Hunter Lands on Arrow!!!

COOL: Twins Born in Different Years!!!!

SHOCK: Bull Sharks Caught Near DC!!!!

Is there ANYTHING that DOESN'T deserve at least three exclamation points these days!!!


No!!!
 
2014-01-02 11:03:29 AM
Run Ben run as fast as you can!!!

As others said, probably married with children.
 
2014-01-02 11:05:31 AM
Ben there, done fat.
 
2014-01-02 11:06:39 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.


Kansas BBQ
Keebler
Karrots
Kake
Kandy
Karamel
 
2014-01-02 11:07:59 AM
This will not have a dream ending. Ben won't call. Because if Ben wanted to get with Courtney, Ben would have asked for her number or given her his number. Ben was polite and talked for a while on New Year's Eve. He's just not that into her. Good for her taking the bold chance, though. She's starting the new year off right.
 
2014-01-02 11:14:59 AM

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Well, there's the problem. How is Ben expected to remember her name after just one meeting at a bar? She should have said, "The fat chick you talked to", not "Courtney".
 
2014-01-02 11:15:06 AM
She seems kind of old for him....

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-02 11:17:41 AM

WinoRhino: This will not have a dream ending. Ben won't call. Because if Ben wanted to get with Courtney, Ben would have asked for her number or given her his number. Ben was polite and talked for a while on New Year's Eve. He's just not that into her. Good for her taking the bold chance, though. She's starting the new year off right.


This.
 
2014-01-02 11:21:26 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Wait...SHE ran a 5K? I ain't buyin' it.


She ran  a 5K tab at McDonalds
 
2014-01-02 11:26:12 AM
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/Wasn't there a story like this a few weeks ago where a guy was trying to find a girl, and she closed all her online accounts and wanted nothing to do with him?
 
2014-01-02 11:26:55 AM

aedude01: hej: aedude01: For the record, I know the woman in this story.  She's actually a great person.  Not crazy in the slightest.  :)

Nice try, Courtney.

LOL.  Check my Fark account.  I've been a member here for years.  I'm also a dude.


You can't fool us, Courtney.
 
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