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(Contact Music)   Most predictable headline ever: Miley Cyrus is bisexual now   (contactmusic.com) divider line 141
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2014-01-02 01:18:57 PM  
That is as predictable as her eventually becoming the next Carol Brunette.
She is doomed to work as a hack comic in her old age.
Her talent is not in music, it is in being the court jester and dancing around the idiot box we humans regard as a ceremonial fire.
If she can survive her own rednecked stupidity.
 
2014-01-02 01:22:11 PM  
I see a bit more to Cyrus than the surface crap.  Now we learn she is a bit experimental when it comes to sex.  WOW!!!  I say go for it girl, if you are happy then keep on truckin'.
 
2014-01-02 01:27:00 PM  

jwa007: I see a bit more to Cyrus than the surface crap.  Now we learn she is a bit experimental when it comes to sex.  WOW!!!  I say go for it girl, if you are happy then keep on truckin'.


And it was so nice of the article to essentially refer to bisexuality as "bad" or "questionable" behavior.

Clue: lots of people are bisexual and it is neither bad, nor questionable. It just is how some people are. What does it matter who anyone has sex with, outside of them and their own partner(s)?
 
2014-01-02 01:32:40 PM  

vudukungfu: That is as predictable as her eventually becoming the next Carol Brunette.
She is doomed to work as a hack comic in her old age.
Her talent is not in music, it is in being the court jester and dancing around the idiot box we humans regard as a ceremonial fire.
If she can survive her own rednecked stupidity.


Quando, Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi.
 
2014-01-02 01:36:51 PM  
I need to know who her crushes are before I continue.
 
2014-01-02 01:43:37 PM  
No. You're an attention whore with a six year old maturity level.

Can someone post twerkin' turkey Miley? Mobile won't link pics.
 
2014-01-02 01:48:57 PM  
who?

pics or it didnt happen
 
2014-01-02 01:55:40 PM  
It's like watching a rerun of Lindsay Lohan, but accelerating exponentially. She'll be in rehab by the time I finish typing this.
 
2014-01-02 02:11:36 PM  
Aaaand I just got a raging...soft-on.
 
2014-01-02 02:12:13 PM  
and yet...I don't mind.
 
2014-01-02 02:13:39 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-02 02:13:56 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: It's like watching a rerun of Lindsay Lohan, but accelerating exponentially. She'll be in rehab by the time I finish typing this.


Eh, I think in Miley's case, she's just trying too hard to be controversial, as opposed to being genuinely strung out or insane like Lindsay or Brittney or that other one.
 
2014-01-02 02:14:18 PM  
Lesbian sex tape or go home.
 
2014-01-02 02:14:40 PM  
Maybe she'll hook up with Justin Bieber
 
2014-01-02 02:15:17 PM  
LookAtMeImAnAttentionWhore.jpg
 
2014-01-02 02:15:34 PM  

Mugato: Eh, I think in Miley's case, she's just trying too hard to be controversial, as opposed to being genuinely strung out or insane like Lindsay or Brittney or that other one.


I agree, this is nothing more than her publicist turning the dial to 11
 
2014-01-02 02:16:36 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 400x400]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-02 02:18:37 PM  

simplicimus: vudukungfu: That is as predictable as her eventually becoming the next Carol Brunette.
She is doomed to work as a hack comic in her old age.
Her talent is not in music, it is in being the court jester and dancing around the idiot box we humans regard as a ceremonial fire.
If she can survive her own rednecked stupidity.

Quando, Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi.


Sit down.
 
2014-01-02 02:19:16 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I need to know who her crushes are before I continue.


That's what I was thinking, if she is going Lohan lesbian I can do without pics
 
2014-01-02 02:19:23 PM  
A 21 year old woman experimenting with bisexuality? That has never, ever happened in the history of anything.
 
2014-01-02 02:19:25 PM  
I watched her  being interviewed by Barbara Walters and walked away honestly feeling sorry for her.

Either she is the greatest actress who ever lived, or she is a frightened, lonely, confused little girl (albeit in an adult body) who has been fed "you are the most wonderful, talented and beautiful thing in the world" since she was ten years old and honestly believes it.

I did some stupid stuff when I was 19-20 years old, but those things weren't bankrolled by $200 million, and weren't witnessed by millions of people.


/still have had enough of her stupid ass everywhere
 
2014-01-02 02:20:12 PM  
She got an album coming out soon, or something?
 
2014-01-02 02:20:54 PM  
Thanks, Dolly


serpent_sky: jwa007: I see a bit more to Cyrus than the surface crap.  Now we learn she is a bit experimental when it comes to sex.  WOW!!!  I say go for it girl, if you are happy then keep on truckin'.

And it was so nice of the article to essentially refer to bisexuality as "bad" or "questionable" behavior.


Could be worse, she could be smoking or hanging out with rappers
 
2014-01-02 02:21:41 PM  
Great big pile of "HEY LOOK AT ME!!!"
 
2014-01-02 02:21:52 PM  
 
2014-01-02 02:23:29 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Either she is the greatest actress who ever lived, or she is a frightened, lonely, confused little girl (albeit in an adult body) who has been fed "you are the most wonderful, talented and beautiful thing in the world" since she was ten years old and honestly believes it.


Ever since the first Mouseketeers, Disney has been farking up more kids' lives than Michael Jackson and the Catholic Church combined.
 
2014-01-02 02:24:14 PM  

Mugato: Eh, I think in Miley's case, she's just trying too hard to be controversial, as opposed to being genuinely strung out or insane like Lindsay or Brittney or that other one.


Oh for sure, but "look at me I'm smoking pot and singing about club drugs" and "actually strung out on drugs" are just stages, separated by time.

As far as strung out and/or insane, Natasha Lyonne still set the bar by threatening to molest her neighbor's dog. Your move, Miley.
 
2014-01-02 02:24:20 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: /still have had enough of her stupid ass everywhere


But is that the fault of Miley Cyrus?
 
2014-01-02 02:24:22 PM  
Miley Cyrus is just wrong on so many levels.

Madonna had natural sexuality. With Miley it looks awkward, embarassing. The Robin Thicke moment wasn't erotic or hot, it was a girl who'd been told she had to do this shiat to cast off her child image, and just isn't at that point in her life.

Some girls just never get that comfortable with their sexuality in the way that Madonna does.
 
2014-01-02 02:24:27 PM  
It's amazing how many of these celebrities' close friends blab to tabloids, and yet you never really hear of some celeb telling any of these friends to STFU. Makes me think it's all PR crap. If it was total fiction, the tabloids would've been sued into oblivion long ago.

As to her sex life, I really don't care.
 
2014-01-02 02:25:21 PM  

simplicimus: vudukungfu: That is as predictable as her eventually becoming the next Carol Brunette.
She is doomed to work as a hack comic in her old age.
Her talent is not in music, it is in being the court jester and dancing around the idiot box we humans regard as a ceremonial fire.
If she can survive her own rednecked stupidity.

Quando, Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi.


It's the occasional gem like this that keeps you out of blackout troll grey.
/Keep your stick on the ice.
 
2014-01-02 02:28:50 PM  

vudukungfu: That is as predictable as her eventually becoming the next Carol Brunette.
She is doomed to work as a hack comic in her old age.
Her talent is not in music, it is in being the court jester and dancing around the idiot box we humans regard as a ceremonial fire.
If she can survive her own rednecked stupidity.


Exactly what do you have against Carol Burnette?
 
2014-01-02 02:30:48 PM  
this must mean she did bieber

/drtfa
 
2014-01-02 02:31:07 PM  
Yeah, okay, she's a college lesbian.
 
2014-01-02 02:32:29 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Yeah, okay, she's a college lesbian.


This is also relevant.
 
2014-01-02 02:34:27 PM  

hasty ambush: vudukungfu: That is as predictable as her eventually becoming the next Carol Brunette.
She is doomed to work as a hack comic in her old age.
Her talent is not in music, it is in being the court jester and dancing around the idiot box we humans regard as a ceremonial fire.
If she can survive her own rednecked stupidity.

Exactly what do you have against Carol Burnette?


Her ethnicity. Some hillbilly girl must have kicked his ass in a bar parking lot years ago.
 
2014-01-02 02:34:56 PM  
I know there's a Death Pool for celebrities, but is there a Born Again Pool? A lot of people joke about her turning to a sex tape or drug abuse*, but my bet is she has a nervous breakdown and becomes a born again Christian; whether she quits her career or ends up in Adult Christian Contemporary hell is another matter.

*it should be noted that my bet factors in the idea that her admitted drug use (weed and X) is way over-exaggerated.
 
2014-01-02 02:36:26 PM  
Is this the latest excuse for why she can't summon the strength to keep her jaw and tongue from flopping all over the place?
 
2014-01-02 02:37:01 PM  
She needs to pace herself. She's running through all the usual AW behavior too quickly. Next comes a DUI or an accidental overdose, then rehab. Maybe an impulsive marriage to some loser, that breaks up after a few days. She's a couple of months away from a bad facelift that she doesn't need, or a bad boob job.
 
2014-01-02 02:43:17 PM  

Mugato: tallguywithglasseson: It's like watching a rerun of Lindsay Lohan, but accelerating exponentially. She'll be in rehab by the time I finish typing this.
Eh, I think in Miley's case, she's just trying too hard to be controversial, as opposed to being genuinely strung out or insane like Lindsay or Brittney or that other one.


Yeah. That's why I can't stand her, and I have some compassion for LIndsay Lohan, who really is crazy and farked up by her family.
 
2014-01-02 02:44:09 PM  

devilEther: Maybe she'll hook up with Justin Bieber


Would rather eat this than Miley

allieiswired.com
 
2014-01-02 02:47:26 PM  

serpent_sky: jwa007: I see a bit more to Cyrus than the surface crap.  Now we learn she is a bit experimental when it comes to sex.  WOW!!!  I say go for it girl, if you are happy then keep on truckin'.

And it was so nice of the article to essentially refer to bisexuality as "bad" or "questionable" behavior.

Clue: lots of people are bisexual and it is neither bad, nor questionable. It just is how some people are. What does it matter who anyone has sex with, outside of them and their own partner(s)?


I agree, and this is why I am a proudly support gays, bis, transgender, incest,  polygamy and whatever else you can think of.  As long as they are adults and are consenting  - nobody's business but their own.
 
2014-01-02 02:47:32 PM  
She is reported to have a net worth of $150 million is that means anything.
 
2014-01-02 02:48:12 PM  

karnal: She is reported to have a net worth of $150 million is that means anything.


It means she's winning at life way harder than most Farkers are :)
 
2014-01-02 02:50:37 PM  

devilEther: Maybe she'll hook up with Justin Bieber


Just because she's bi doesn't mean that he is ...
 
2014-01-02 02:51:50 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: karnal: She is reported to have a net worth of $150 million is that means anything.

It means she's winning at life way harder than most Farkers are :)


It means her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus and he sold her to Disney.
 
2014-01-02 02:52:12 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: I watched her  being interviewed by Barbara Walters and walked away honestly feeling sorry for her.

Either she is the greatest actress who ever lived, or she is a frightened, lonely, confused little girl (albeit in an adult body) who has been fed "you are the most wonderful, talented and beautiful thing in the world" since she was ten years old and honestly believes it.

I did some stupid stuff when I was 19-20 years old, but those things weren't bankrolled by $200 million, and weren't witnessed by millions of people.



I dunno.  In the end of the day she still has $200 million.  No matter what an ass she makes of herself, and probably because, she's still way, way, way out ahead of the rest of us.
 
2014-01-02 02:53:19 PM  

Mugato: Fark_Guy_Rob: karnal: She is reported to have a net worth of $150 million is that means anything.

It means she's winning at life way harder than most Farkers are :)

It means her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus and he sold her to Disney.


Fair enough - Billy Ray Cyrus was winning at life way harder than most Farker's parents were :)
 
2014-01-02 02:58:19 PM  
She has a place to put that tongue now.  Maybe it will get tired and stay in her mouth more.
 
2014-01-02 02:58:43 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Yeah, okay, she's a college lesbian.


The college lesbian I know was recently seen in town on the arm of a boy that she's dating.
 
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