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(Daily Mail)   The average woman will kiss fifteen different men, have two long-term relationships, and get broken up with twice before she finds "the one"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 40
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2014-01-01 11:39:12 PM  
6 votes:
Try not to kiss anyone on the way to the parking lot.
2014-01-01 11:38:34 PM  
6 votes:
In a row?
2014-01-02 06:02:24 AM  
4 votes:

supichoo: Those numbers sound about right for my girlfriend, maybe a little low. I'm perfectly fine with my whore girlfriend.


We all are!
2014-01-02 01:37:22 PM  
3 votes:

Space Station Wagon: taurusowner: poison_amy: You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.

Sorry, I mistakenly thought the email that's part of ones profile was visible to the public. Apparently it has to be typed in the bio field.

And gmail is saying your email isn't properly formatted? I'm probably screwing that up too.

Dude, you are blowing it!


I've never had to work so hard to show someone my bits.
2014-01-02 10:18:53 AM  
3 votes:

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6



You've moved six times, then?
2014-01-02 09:46:06 AM  
3 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Goddamn Puritans


evilmousse: whorey-whore-whores



Well, there's Fark in nutshell

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2014-01-02 08:01:45 AM  
3 votes:

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


MOM?!
2014-01-02 07:15:00 AM  
3 votes:
GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
2014-01-02 12:17:37 AM  
3 votes:
"Gets broken up with?" "Two?"

Up here, and I assume it is similar in most smaller, Midwestern college towns, it is she who is usually the initiator of the breakup. And the breakup come in threes.

Charlie Freak's postulate:

The first breakup (the HS boyfriend) is initiated by the girl any time between the summer before college starts and the semester break of freshman year. Triple the chances if it's long-distance.

The second breakup (the new discovery) happens around age 21 when she is able to get into the clubs/bars and starts to think the person she's with is "too serious." This one may be initiated by either side, however - I'd say 75/25 in favor of the woman initiating.

The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate and realizes he's not marriage/baby-making material. Can also be career-motivated. Decent-looking, smart single women in their mid-to-late 20's simply don't exist here.

Anyway, I can't tell you how many times I've heard "dude, how did you know?"

It's science.
2014-01-01 08:30:44 PM  
3 votes:
Slutty whores.
2014-01-01 08:28:17 PM  
3 votes:
whores.
2014-01-02 09:25:12 AM  
2 votes:

Warchild: Flowery Twats
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2014-01-02 08:29:12 AM  
2 votes:
If they wanted to find The One, they should have asked this guy:

static4.wikia.nocookie.net

/or his brothers
2014-01-02 07:25:26 AM  
2 votes:

spamdog: GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND


Where exactly is this island and do they have a tourism bureau?
2014-01-01 11:49:28 PM  
2 votes:
So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?
2014-01-01 08:45:37 PM  
2 votes:
Sorry folks but my little sister is skewing those results with her life.
2014-01-02 08:38:39 PM  
1 votes:
Is "kiss" what they're calling a drunken knee-trembler in a nightclub bathroom stall these days?
2014-01-02 11:01:39 AM  
1 votes:

dustygrimp: poison_amy: Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.

I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.

You don't kiss the guys you fark? How much do you charge?


Slut, not whore.
2014-01-02 10:45:08 AM  
1 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: That doesn't sound like many, but then you have to multiply by 3 to get real numbers due to under-reporting.


So she really blew 111 guys.  No wonder Dante was so pissed.
2014-01-02 10:30:36 AM  
1 votes:

poison_amy: Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.

I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.


You don't kiss the guys you fark? How much do you charge?
2014-01-02 10:18:41 AM  
1 votes:
I never kissed anyone without having it lead to sex. Its sort of annoying. Cant I just find a nice woman to makeout with and we can just leave it at that? Sheeeesh.
2014-01-02 09:21:00 AM  
1 votes:

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


If you ever need back up relief in the New England area, EIP
2014-01-02 09:18:06 AM  
1 votes:
I'm showing my ankles right this very second.
2014-01-02 09:10:56 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, My neighbor's niece is getting married . . . to a girl.
I'm like she's a bit young to be getting married (19)
They're all upset she's gay.
I'm just saying she's a bit young to be getting married.
Although her sweetie seems to be a nice girl, hard working, and loves her deeply.
/Perhaps, "deeply" will be misconstrued here.
//let's say adores her.
///yeah, that's the ticket.
2014-01-02 09:10:48 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-02 09:03:25 AM  
1 votes:

Charlie Freak: It's scien

ce

I think it varies significantly by education and social class.

The patten you describe sounds like the typical 4-year college girl relationship arc, but there a lot of others, most of which are a lot more dysfunctional.

The most common pattern I've seen in the millennial generation is date some "bad boy" loser (musicians seem to a popular choice), get knocked up between 19 and 21,  either get dumped by babydaddy or kick him to the curb.  Most of the time they swear off men for a few years while raising the shiathead's spawn, then desperately start searching for a serious mate when the kid starts school.  The minority option is to date a string of successive deadbeat shiatheads, and do the same thing all over again, and/or give shiathead #1 a second (or third or fourth) chance to change (which he never does).
2014-01-02 08:52:23 AM  
1 votes:

rzrwiresunrise: Saucy tarts.


Amazingly enough tarts in sauce had nowhere near the pornographic results I was expecting. Unless you were one to be looking for food porn.
2014-01-02 08:38:52 AM  
1 votes:
My momma told me...
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2014-01-02 08:16:48 AM  
1 votes:
Somebody's gotta do it:

img.fark.net
2014-01-02 08:01:30 AM  
1 votes:

SharkInfested: Woohoo! Finally something I'm above average and excel at!

/ended sentence in a preposition, sorry


img.fark.net
2014-01-02 07:59:54 AM  
1 votes:
I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...
2014-01-02 07:18:24 AM  
1 votes:

spamdog: GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND


Can i go too?
2014-01-02 07:03:40 AM  
1 votes:

Misconduc: whores.


the801: sluts.


Bob Falfa: Slutty whores.


minoridiot: Whorey sluts.


...and we're done here.
2014-01-02 07:03:34 AM  
1 votes:
That survey makes me look like a non-catholic priest and my wife is practically a saint by these standards!

I better anoint her tonight.
2014-01-02 03:34:38 AM  
1 votes:
Flowery twats
2014-01-01 11:47:41 PM  
1 votes:
Covered already, but mandatory

i149.photobucket.com
2014-01-01 09:17:31 PM  
1 votes:
And that's just Friday!
2014-01-01 08:53:02 PM  
1 votes:
Whorefrost!
2014-01-01 08:36:25 PM  
1 votes:
Whorey sluts.
2014-01-01 08:29:24 PM  
1 votes:
sluts.
 
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