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(Daily Mail)   The average woman will kiss fifteen different men, have two long-term relationships, and get broken up with twice before she finds "the one"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 217
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2014-01-02 09:09:51 AM  
prudes
 
2014-01-02 09:10:48 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-02 09:10:56 AM  
Yeah, My neighbor's niece is getting married . . . to a girl.
I'm like she's a bit young to be getting married (19)
They're all upset she's gay.
I'm just saying she's a bit young to be getting married.
Although her sweetie seems to be a nice girl, hard working, and loves her deeply.
/Perhaps, "deeply" will be misconstrued here.
//let's say adores her.
///yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2014-01-02 09:11:10 AM  
That's all!?!

No wonder your husbands are such easy lousy lays...
 
2014-01-02 09:11:51 AM  

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6


Depends on where you kiss them.
 
2014-01-02 09:16:22 AM  
The average woman will kiss fifteen different men, have two long-term relationships, and get broken up with twice before she  finds "the one"  settles
 
2014-01-02 09:18:06 AM  
I'm showing my ankles right this very second.
 
2014-01-02 09:21:00 AM  

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


If you ever need back up relief in the New England area, EIP
 
2014-01-02 09:25:12 AM  

Warchild: Flowery Twats
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2014-01-02 09:31:03 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


That one should be obvious- three of the men's sexual parters, on average, are dead.

That one guy in China is ruining the curve.
 
2014-01-02 09:35:18 AM  

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


Nothing wrong with that, as long as they are clean.

/BIE?
//EIP
///always three slashies
 
2014-01-02 09:38:09 AM  

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


Sounds like the woman who lived across the hall from me in my first apartment out of college.   I called her the naughty nurse.   She seemed to have a similarly sized stable of regulars, based on the rotating lineup of cars parked in the guest spot.   I wasn't self-confidant or self-aware enough at the time to shoot for a spot in the lineup, something I now regret.    Fortunately, I got over that.

Women who enjoy recreational sex are a distinct minority.   Those who admit to it openly are even more of a minority.   I've learned that y'all are a rare gift that shouldn't be squandered.   I married the next one I found, and we've been happily and polyamorously married ever since.    Her dance card is a bit less full than yours... she has one regular at the moment; the most she's ever juggled since we've been together is 3 with 1 of them being long-distance.    I'm nominally seeing two other women, although between my travel schedule for work and their careers, scheduling is a nightmare.

That said,  how YOU doin'? 

And since it's already out there... BIE?  EIP.
 
2014-01-02 09:39:13 AM  
How do they get these numbers? I can think of very few women I have ever dated that would fit that profile. Those numbers sound more like yearly averages than lifetime averages. Are they going to the local baptist convention to get their pool? These studies always baffle me when the number of women and number of men never end up being anywhere near the same anyways.
 
2014-01-02 09:43:41 AM  
FTA "By comparison, women will date seven women, not including two blind dates and two dates with someone they meet online."

... hmmm...
 
2014-01-02 09:45:27 AM  
The average woman sounds boring.
 
2014-01-02 09:46:06 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Goddamn Puritans


evilmousse: whorey-whore-whores



Well, there's Fark in nutshell

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2014-01-02 09:47:15 AM  
That average seems really low.
 
2014-01-02 09:47:44 AM  

onyxruby: How do they get these numbers? I can think of very few women I have ever dated that would fit that profile. Those numbers sound more like yearly averages than lifetime averages. Are they going to the local baptist convention to get their pool? These studies always baffle me when the number of women and number of men never end up being anywhere near the same anyways.


Maybe you date slutty women....
 
2014-01-02 09:48:59 AM  
The average farkette will send me BIE.  Make it so, ladies.  Make it so.
 
2014-01-02 09:49:00 AM  
That doesn't sound like many, but then you have to multiply by 3 to get real numbers due to under-reporting.

Bunch of prudes out there ruining a fine thing. You have to test drive the car to find the right one, and sometimes an impractical sportier model is fun while you're young before you settle down with the station wagon. This is why so many couples have a problem in the bedroom.
 
2014-01-02 09:49:20 AM  
Do the guy/girl numbers really have to be the same? Maybe I'm just stupid, but consider this.

Take 10 guys and 10 girls. 1 guy farks all 10 girls, the other 9 get none. The average for guys will be virtually 0 (.1) while the average for girls will be exactly 1. Some getting more than most and others getting none can skew an average. Yes there's still a 1:1 penis:vagina ratio; but in terms of partners, outliers can pull the numbers off the direct correlation some of you seem to be implying must happen.
 
2014-01-02 09:49:43 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


Not if three partners were not women.

/ewe know what I mean
//he said sheepishly
 
2014-01-02 09:50:23 AM  

Space Station Wagon: That average seems really low.


Average tells you nothing.    Median and mode are far more interesting, as is standard deviation.

/nothing standard about my deviations
 
2014-01-02 09:51:36 AM  
I'm up to 40+ kisses and four hard breakups. Only one long term (3 year) relationship. I'm above average!

Stop calling people whores.

/early 20s
 
2014-01-02 09:51:56 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


Of course it is possible.
You are forgetting to account for the number of sexual partners of gay men.
 
2014-01-02 09:57:30 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: Maybe you date slutty women....


Maybe, no doubt some of them have been (then you could say the same of me), but all of them? I've had female friends for most of my life and with a couple of exceptions all of them have easily exceeded the numbers they are talking about.
 
2014-01-02 09:58:19 AM  

taurusowner: Do the guy/girl numbers really have to be the same? Maybe I'm just stupid, but consider this.

Take 10 guys and 10 girls. 1 guy farks all 10 girls, the other 9 get none. The average for guys will be virtually 0 (.1) while the average for girls will be exactly 1. Some getting more than most and others getting none can skew an average. Yes there's still a 1:1 penis:vagina ratio; but in terms of partners, outliers can pull the numbers off the direct correlation some of you seem to be implying must happen.


Your model also shows women to be much sluttier than men, who appear to be almost universally celibate. Doesn't match the general perception...
 
2014-01-02 10:02:47 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


Statistics don't work like that.

My lifetime count is well over 100.  That means there are a lot of guys out there who are at 0 or 1.

That doesn't even take into account the fact that most people lie about sex, especially when religion is involved.   If you go strictly by self-reporting there are a couple hundred virgin births every year in the US.
 
2014-01-02 10:10:00 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: Your model also shows women to be much sluttier than men, who appear to be almost universally celibate. Doesn't match the general perception...


Women generally need a reason to have sex.   Men just need a location.

There are far fewer women than men interested in having random casual sex with strangers, but those that do tend to have their pick from as many potential suitors as they can handle, while even attractive, wealthy men have to expend effort (and/or money) to have purely recreational sex.
 
2014-01-02 10:13:23 AM  

theflatline: taurusowner: Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?

I agree, because if the article is correct, I have known some whores in my life then.

What I want to know is how many women have they kissed.




I would go so far as to say that if those numbers are correct, I have never met a girl who isn't a whore.

/Exceedingly low, but as we know, the justification machines between most women's ears have a convoluted set of rules as far as what counts and what doesn't.
//"Well, we only did it that one time, and I didn't get off cuz he was so quick. So that one doesn't count."
///etc.
 
2014-01-02 10:14:12 AM  

clyph:   If you go strictly by self-reporting there are a couple hundred virgin births every year in the US.


Hah, someone brought up that factoid as mentioned off-handedly in an article a while back.(of course, they were referring to rape like a hairbrain, typical fark brigade member...)  Anyways, the source also mentioned there were some self reporting virgin fathers.

Had to laugh at that.
 
2014-01-02 10:15:04 AM  
Judging from my experience, those numbers all seem low.  Especially kissing 15 men.
 
2014-01-02 10:15:55 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: taurusowner: Do the guy/girl numbers really have to be the same? Maybe I'm just stupid, but consider this.

Take 10 guys and 10 girls. 1 guy farks all 10 girls, the other 9 get none. The average for guys will be virtually 0 (.1) while the average for girls will be exactly 1. Some getting more than most and others getting none can skew an average. Yes there's still a 1:1 penis:vagina ratio; but in terms of partners, outliers can pull the numbers off the direct correlation some of you seem to be implying must happen.

Your model also shows women to be much sluttier than men, who appear to be almost universally celibate. Doesn't match the general perception...


So what? I'm talking about the issue of the math not lining up. Some people seem to be claiming that in order to be true, both average have to be the same.

And also, no it doesn't. 1 partner is slutty? And the idea of few guys getting a lot of sex while many guys get none is pretty realistic. Celibacy doesn't have to be a choice.
 
2014-01-02 10:18:41 AM  
I never kissed anyone without having it lead to sex. Its sort of annoying. Cant I just find a nice woman to makeout with and we can just leave it at that? Sheeeesh.
 
2014-01-02 10:18:53 AM  

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6



You've moved six times, then?
 
2014-01-02 10:19:16 AM  

dustygrimp: theflatline: taurusowner: Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?

I agree, because if the article is correct, I have known some whores in my life then.

What I want to know is how many women have they kissed.

I would go so far as to say that if those numbers are correct, I have never met a girl who isn't a whore.

/Exceedingly low, but as we know, the justification machines between most women's ears have a convoluted set of rules as far as what counts and what doesn't.
//"Well, we only did it that one time, and I didn't get off cuz he was so quick. So that one doesn't count."
///etc.


Calling Chris Rock to the thread...women only count relationships...that guy the farked in the club; he don't count; neither does that guy she met when in Jamaica
 
2014-01-02 10:19:45 AM  

sn82: I'm showing my ankles right this very second.


Trollop.
 
2014-01-02 10:21:44 AM  
jeez, I guess I'm a prude then. 29/f, married, been with my husband for 8 years. I've only slept with 5 people including my husband, had 2 LTR relationships (again, husband included) 0 one night stands, and made out with only 8 people.

yay? I'm not slore?
 
2014-01-02 10:24:01 AM  

ashinmytomatoes: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

/Less than Madonna, more than Princess Di.


I loved that movie with the exception of Andie MacDowell. Thankfully, the script and the rest of the cast  is good enough to keep her from ruining it.

.
 
2014-01-02 10:24:50 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: How many women will the average man kiss? If your answer is NOT "fifteen," please show your math. Men kissing "invisible women" doesn't count.

Experiment: draw an equal number of circles and squares. Connect them with lines in a way that, on average, a circle has lines connecting to fifteen squares. I am guessing that now you will also have, on average, a square connecting to fifteen circles.

Am I wrong? Show me my mistake.


Hell some guys will kiss 15 in a night if you decide to hit the bar and feel motivated. That used to be my typical friday or saturday. Once you factor in female jealousy/competitivness your chances of getting laid shoot through the roof.
basically the 1 at a time appraoch is a suckers game for the fellas.

been on and off for 7 years with mrs.rapist and I cant picture being with anyone else now.

she had 1 boyfriend before me and 2 sexual partners. Adding a couple more during an off period.

stupid statistics are stupid.
 
2014-01-02 10:25:44 AM  

theflatline: Ok, this is based on a study answered by Eharmony customers.  Which means:

1.Eharmony customers are socially inept to begin with.
2.Liars

This other bit I find hilarious.

Men, on the other hand, face being stood up twice and will have six one-night stands before they meet their ideal partner. This figure could be coming down, though, because a separate study suggests that men are becoming less afraid of commitment.
They also want to settle down at a younger age than a decade ago, a survey of 2,000 adults by dating site eHarmony found.


Really? Only six one night stands, do friends with benefits count?  Did they survey the Amish?


Well if she stays the weekend and we fark again later in the week it's not a "one night stand" of those I've only had like 4. Of the short term fark friends I'd have to take my shoes off.....
 
2014-01-02 10:25:46 AM  

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6


If you were a real lesbian, you wouldnt have to ask. You would have moved in with #1 the next morning, and you'd be leaving snippy little notes for each other about the toilet paper already.
 
2014-01-02 10:27:04 AM  

taurusowner: And the idea of few guys getting a lot of sex while many guys get none is pretty realistic


That's true for both genders.   The popular/attractive alphas get a lot of play, the betas get a little play, and the gammas don't get any play.    Both curves are skewed, although my experience would show that the curve for women is a lot more heavily skewed than the one for men.   

Even ignoring prostitutes, women who get around REALLY get around.  

And you can't ignore prostitution.    A friend of mine worked as an escort for 8 months, during which time she made over $100,000 at $250/hr.   Do the math.   It doesn't take too many outliers like that to really skew the curve.   There aren't many guys (other than rock stars and professional athletes) who have been with 400+ women, but are tens of thousands of women like my friend.
 
2014-01-02 10:30:36 AM  

poison_amy: Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.

I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.


You don't kiss the guys you fark? How much do you charge?
 
2014-01-02 10:34:17 AM  

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...



You have made my "amused" favorite list on Fark

Its a short list, but you have managed to amuse me, thank you.
 
2014-01-02 10:36:15 AM  

The Larch: If you were a real lesbian, you wouldnt have to ask. You would have moved in with #1 the next morning, and you'd be leaving snippy little notes for each other about the toilet paper already.


You must know a very different group of lesbians than I do (and I have an inordinate number of lesbian friends).  The vast majority of them aren't like that at all.

Then again, that does sound a lot like my teenaged stepdaughter and her ex-girlfriend.   Most of my friends are middle aged, so maybe it's an age and/or generational thing.
 
2014-01-02 10:38:07 AM  

poison_amy: I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut


Same here.
 
2014-01-02 10:39:39 AM  

dustygrimp: poison_amy: Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.

I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.

You don't kiss the guys you fark? How much do you charge?


It's not the fark that costs, it's the topoisomerase inhibitor shots she sells afterwards that will cost you.

/Had a professor who said he always had a capsule with him when he went travelling. If he started to feel ill, he'd just inject himself and stop any viral infection. Well, he's lose his hair and bleed from his anus, as well, if he ever did that.
 
2014-01-02 10:45:08 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: That doesn't sound like many, but then you have to multiply by 3 to get real numbers due to under-reporting.


So she really blew 111 guys.  No wonder Dante was so pissed.
 
2014-01-02 10:46:18 AM  

clyph: taurusowner: And the idea of few guys getting a lot of sex while many guys get none is pretty realistic

That's true for both genders.   The popular/attractive alphas get a lot of play, the betas get a little play, and the gammas don't get any play.    Both curves are skewed, although my experience would show that the curve for women is a lot more heavily skewed than the one for men.   

Even ignoring prostitutes, women who get around REALLY get around.  

And you can't ignore prostitution.    A friend of mine worked as an escort for 8 months, during which time she made over $100,000 at $250/hr.   Do the math.   It doesn't take too many outliers like that to really skew the curve.   There aren't many guys (other than rock stars and professional athletes) who have been with 400+ women, but are tens of thousands of women like my friend.


Bartenders.  When I was a bar Manager at Pat Obriens was 2-3 a week.  Wives or women on vacation looking to be naughty.

Also, people in other countries tend to fark more.  Before I married the Mrs.  I was doing 2-3 a month in Colombia, for them it is like shaking hands.
 
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