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(Daily Mail)   The average woman will kiss fifteen different men, have two long-term relationships, and get broken up with twice before she finds "the one"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 217
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2014-01-01 08:28:17 PM
whores.
 
2014-01-01 08:29:24 PM
sluts.
 
2014-01-01 08:30:44 PM
Slutty whores.
 
2014-01-01 08:36:25 PM
Whorey sluts.
 
2014-01-01 08:45:37 PM
Sorry folks but my little sister is skewing those results with her life.
 
2014-01-01 08:53:02 PM
Whorefrost!
 
2014-01-01 09:17:31 PM
And that's just Friday!
 
2014-01-01 09:52:02 PM
FIFTEEN?!?
 
2014-01-01 10:11:40 PM
People who don't understand what average means will come in and say that all women are sluts.

No, the sluts are on the right hand side of the bell curve and given that people lie about sex, the number is probably skewed but Heaven knows in what direction.
 
2014-01-01 11:38:34 PM
In a row?
 
2014-01-01 11:39:12 PM
Try not to kiss anyone on the way to the parking lot.
 
2014-01-01 11:47:41 PM
Covered already, but mandatory

i149.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-01 11:49:28 PM
So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?
 
2014-01-02 12:03:19 AM
your moms.
 
2014-01-02 12:05:03 AM
Where is this woman?
 
2014-01-02 12:14:21 AM

hubiestubert: So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?


In my experience the only females who attend Fark parties are married to Farkers already.
 
2014-01-02 12:17:37 AM
"Gets broken up with?" "Two?"

Up here, and I assume it is similar in most smaller, Midwestern college towns, it is she who is usually the initiator of the breakup. And the breakup come in threes.

Charlie Freak's postulate:

The first breakup (the HS boyfriend) is initiated by the girl any time between the summer before college starts and the semester break of freshman year. Triple the chances if it's long-distance.

The second breakup (the new discovery) happens around age 21 when she is able to get into the clubs/bars and starts to think the person she's with is "too serious." This one may be initiated by either side, however - I'd say 75/25 in favor of the woman initiating.

The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate and realizes he's not marriage/baby-making material. Can also be career-motivated. Decent-looking, smart single women in their mid-to-late 20's simply don't exist here.

Anyway, I can't tell you how many times I've heard "dude, how did you know?"

It's science.
 
2014-01-02 12:33:42 AM

fusillade762: hubiestubert: So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?

In my experience the only females who attend Fark parties are married to Farkers already.


Slutty whore cowards
 
2014-01-02 12:51:55 AM
Gee, I had a girlfriend like that... and that was just when I was dating her.

/Trollop ('cos the word hasn't been used yet)
 
2014-01-02 01:09:23 AM

Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"

Up here, and I assume it is similar in most smaller, Midwestern college towns, it is she who is usually the initiator of the breakup. And the breakup come in threes.

Charlie Freak's postulate:

The first breakup (the HS boyfriend) is initiated by the girl any time between the summer before college starts and the semester break of freshman year. Triple the chances if it's long-distance.

The second breakup (the new discovery) happens around age 21 when she is able to get into the clubs/bars and starts to think the person she's with is "too serious." This one may be initiated by either side, however - I'd say 75/25 in favor of the woman initiating.

The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate and realizes he's not marriage/baby-making material. Can also be career-motivated. Decent-looking, smart single women in their mid-to-late 20's simply don't exist here.

Anyway, I can't tell you how many times I've heard "dude, how did you know?"

It's science.


You sound like a needy geek. Don't worry, I was one too. Took me until my late 30s till I got over it. Hang in there, dude.
 
2014-01-02 01:12:56 AM

Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"


Sorry, just read your profile, ignore my previous comment please.
 
2014-01-02 01:48:44 AM

show me: Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"

Sorry, just read your profile, ignore my previous comment please.


Dude, I was in my 20's once, have the T-shirt, etc. Although for me it was dumped once and dumper 2nd time. Third time lucky (but she had already followed the postulate to the letter).

I see it happen to bandmates and employees all the time and it messes with their consistency. Also, it really irks me when bandmates "can't" take on a lot of gigs, practice, or whatever because the clingy control freak in stage 2 won't let them (hey, it's not like you are married and have kids!). Then she dumps him, goes into stage 3 and bandmate is utterly destroyed for about two months. shiat show for sure.

Bonus points if she shows up to a gig with her friends and tries to act all blasé and aloof (look at me, I'm having a great time and this doesn't affect anyone!), triple points if she shows to a gig with her new guy.

Seen it at least a half dozen times, maybe more. As my daughter would say... annoyin'
 
2014-01-02 03:34:38 AM
Flowery twats
 
2014-01-02 05:55:36 AM
Those numbers sound about right for my girlfriend, maybe a little low. I'm perfectly fine with my whore girlfriend.
 
2014-01-02 06:02:24 AM

supichoo: Those numbers sound about right for my girlfriend, maybe a little low. I'm perfectly fine with my whore girlfriend.


We all are!
 
2014-01-02 06:51:21 AM
Stone them!
 
2014-01-02 06:51:33 AM
Those numbers seem a tad low IMO
 
2014-01-02 06:51:45 AM
Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?
 
2014-01-02 06:56:46 AM

taurusowner: Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?


I agree, because if the article is correct, I have known some whores in my life then.

What I want to know is how many women have they kissed.
 
2014-01-02 06:58:24 AM

Smoking GNU: Those numbers seem a tad low IMO


Yeah those numbers seem a little modest. I'm guessing people were not entirely honest about themselves when answering that survey.

Also if kissing a few guys is what y'all refer to as sluts man you don't get out much do ya.

/p.s. dating sucks
 
2014-01-02 07:01:12 AM
How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6
 
2014-01-02 07:01:28 AM
Ok, this is based on a study answered by Eharmony customers.  Which means:

1.Eharmony customers are socially inept to begin with.
2.Liars

This other bit I find hilarious.

Men, on the other hand, face being stood up twice and will have six one-night stands before they meet their ideal partner. This figure could be coming down, though, because a separate study suggests that men are becoming less afraid of commitment.
They also want to settle down at a younger age than a decade ago, a survey of 2,000 adults by dating site eHarmony found.



Really? Only six one night stands, do friends with benefits count?  Did they survey the Amish?
 
2014-01-02 07:02:08 AM
Think about how many women will never be romantically kissed.  They drag the averages way down.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:09 AM

Smoking GNU: Those numbers seem a tad low IMO


After auto-double, they're about right.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:33 AM

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6


37.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:34 AM
That survey makes me look like a non-catholic priest and my wife is practically a saint by these standards!

I better anoint her tonight.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:40 AM

Misconduc: whores.


the801: sluts.


Bob Falfa: Slutty whores.


minoridiot: Whorey sluts.


...and we're done here.
 
2014-01-02 07:04:32 AM

theflatline: diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6

37.


Dang it.. I'd better get busy.
 
2014-01-02 07:04:54 AM
Welp, I'm a slattern.
 
2014-01-02 07:05:41 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Think about how many women will never be romantically kissed.  They drag the averages way down.


True. I would very much like to see a scatter plot of respondents. Particularly with age, whether they are in college, and weight.
 
2014-01-02 07:05:59 AM

Charlie Freak: The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate


"Ready to graduate" at 23? What is she, retarded?
 
2014-01-02 07:07:11 AM

diaphoresis: theflatline: diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6

37.

Dang it.. I'd better get busy.


How many penises have you kissed?
 
2014-01-02 07:08:39 AM

theflatline: Ok, this is based on a study answered by Eharmony customers.  Which means:

1.Eharmony customers are socially inept to begin with.
2.Liars

This other bit I find hilarious.

Men, on the other hand, face being stood up twice and will have six one-night stands before they meet their ideal partner. This figure could be coming down, though, because a separate study suggests that men are becoming less afraid of commitment.
They also want to settle down at a younger age than a decade ago, a survey of 2,000 adults by dating site eHarmony found.


Really? Only six one night stands, do friends with benefits count?  Did they survey the Amish?


Also this.

The survey coming from eHarmony is automatic cause to suspect the results.

Also, I've heard virtually everywhere else that men are actually moving farther and farther away from traditional marriage and commitment. With the way civil courts, divorce, child support, and domestic violence laws are written, marriage is more and more of a losing game for men every day. I'm very curious how eHarmony got that tidbit from the results.
 
2014-01-02 07:11:14 AM

Fear the Clam: Charlie Freak: The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate

"Ready to graduate" at 23? What is she, retarded?


Hey, all of that whoring around takes up time you know...
 
2014-01-02 07:11:48 AM
I only date above-average women!
 
2014-01-02 07:15:00 AM
GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
 
2014-01-02 07:16:03 AM

Misconduc: whores.


This.
 
2014-01-02 07:18:24 AM

spamdog: GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND


Can i go too?
 
2014-01-02 07:22:26 AM
That's it??? Goddamn Puritans
 
2014-01-02 07:23:22 AM
whorey-whore-whores
 
2014-01-02 07:25:26 AM

spamdog: GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND


Where exactly is this island and do they have a tourism bureau?
 
2014-01-02 07:26:30 AM

MechaPyx: /p.s. dating sucks


Actually, it sucks the asphalt off the entire interstate highway system.

Mind you, if you are fortunate to find 'that' one, it makes it all worthwhile. Plus, all those dreadful experiences from dating seem like very distant memories.

I was the queen of the first/last date for quite some time. I don't envy anyone who is single and/or lonesome.
 
2014-01-02 07:28:17 AM

theflatline: diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6

37.


No, no, no, that's how many dicks one has to suck (in a row)... Diaphoresis' question was clearly the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, so the answer is obviously 42...
 
2014-01-02 07:42:34 AM
This thread, jezzibelliusly funny.
 
2014-01-02 07:43:08 AM
Woohoo! Finally something I'm above average and excel at!

/ended sentence in a preposition, sorry
 
2014-01-02 07:56:11 AM
So for every woman out there, she will sleep with 3 men if you count after marriage. If the ratio of women to men is about 50/50 the odds are pretty good. But, you still aren't getting any.
 
2014-01-02 07:56:52 AM
I want to be interviewed for one of these. I wonder if they would throw my answers out... Like how they throw out the top score in some sports judging.
 
2014-01-02 07:57:15 AM

phenn: I don't envy anyone who is single and/or lonesome.


Meh. Being single doesn't mean lonesome all the time.
If you network.
 
2014-01-02 07:58:01 AM
... before she finds "the one."

Thanks, Obama?
 
2014-01-02 07:58:09 AM
The average man does all this AFTER finding "the one"...
 
2014-01-02 07:59:03 AM
I hope they do this study with american women somtime.
 
2014-01-02 07:59:44 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

/Less than Madonna, more than Princess Di.
 
2014-01-02 07:59:54 AM
I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...
 
2014-01-02 08:01:30 AM

SharkInfested: Woohoo! Finally something I'm above average and excel at!

/ended sentence in a preposition, sorry


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-02 08:01:45 AM

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


MOM?!
 
2014-01-02 08:01:45 AM
15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.
 
2014-01-02 08:05:59 AM

Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.


I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.
 
2014-01-02 08:06:08 AM
Slores.

/There is only Zuul
 
2014-01-02 08:06:24 AM

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


How YOU doing?

\BIE?
 
2014-01-02 08:07:57 AM

vudukungfu: phenn: I don't envy anyone who is single and/or lonesome.

Meh. Being single doesn't mean lonesome all the time.
If you network.


True enough.
 
2014-01-02 08:12:20 AM
"The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!
 
2014-01-02 08:15:21 AM

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


Not sure if serious, or can't statistic.
 
2014-01-02 08:16:48 AM
Somebody's gotta do it:

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-02 08:17:07 AM

fusillade762: hubiestubert: So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?

In my experience the only females who attend Fark parties are married to Farkers already.


As long as it's a Fark swinger party, I either have no problem with this, or have just horrified myself. I can't know for sure without more data.
 
2014-01-02 08:19:40 AM

phenn: vudukungfu: phenn: I don't envy anyone who is single and/or lonesome.

Meh. Being single doesn't mean lonesome all the time.
If you network.

True enough.


There is being alone and there is being lonely.  Not the same thing.
 
2014-01-02 08:22:12 AM

taurusowner: Also, I've heard virtually everywhere else that men are actually moving farther and farther away from traditional marriage and commitment. With the way civil courts, divorce, child support, and domestic violence laws are written, marriage is more and more of a losing game for men every day. I'm very curious how eHarmony got that tidbit from the results.


Having just gone through a divorce myself, this sounds about right.  Marriage seems more and more like a temporary social arrangement that occurs until one or both partners finds an "upgrade".  (yeah, I know my opinion is skewed)

And Eharmony?  Maybe so many of their members allegedly get married because they're motivated to justify the $60/month they have to pay?
 
2014-01-02 08:24:01 AM

Barfmaker: And that's just Friday!


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/giggidy
 
2014-01-02 08:27:03 AM

taurusowner: poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...

How YOU doing?

\BIE?


EIP would help .
 
2014-01-02 08:28:07 AM

gaslight: People who don't understand what average means will come in and say that all women are sluts.

No, the sluts are on the right hand side of the bell curve and given that people lie about sex, the number is probably skewed but Heaven knows in what direction.


Studies show women lie on the low side, and men lie high, IIRC.

Men wish they could be as slutty as women. And really, that's indicative of women having more power in the area of who get's laid.  The "shaming" really, is poorly veiled jealousy. (Except for the religious types, they're just crazy)

It's a trade off really, because looks don't matter as much if you're a guy. "Handsome" is inherently more vague than "beautiful".
 
2014-01-02 08:28:39 AM

phenn: MechaPyx: /p.s. dating sucks

Actually, it sucks the asphalt off the entire interstate highway system.

Mind you, if you are fortunate to find 'that' one, it makes it all worthwhile. Plus, all those dreadful experiences from dating seem like very distant memories.

I was the queen of the first/last date for quite some time. I don't envy anyone who is single and/or lonesome.


Dude, I love first dates. Sure, there are some duds, but it's fun to get to know someone, have a nice evening, and maybe give yourself a chance for some sexy time. If you don't have fun on the first date, you're doing it wrong or you invited the wrong person.
 
2014-01-02 08:29:12 AM
If they wanted to find The One, they should have asked this guy:

static4.wikia.nocookie.net

/or his brothers
 
2014-01-02 08:30:35 AM

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


Just means someone is lying or the men are farking each other.
 
2014-01-02 08:30:47 AM

hasty ambush: Not the same thing.


I was loneliest when I was married.
Now that I'm on the market, not so much.
 
2014-01-02 08:30:57 AM

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


Interesting.  I've done that for a few years also.  But with women.
 
2014-01-02 08:38:52 AM
My momma told me...
s28.postimg.org
 
2014-01-02 08:39:27 AM

poison_amy: taurusowner: poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...

How YOU doing?

\BIE?

EIP would help .


Indeed lol. Fixed.
 
2014-01-02 08:40:48 AM

poison_amy: taurusowner: poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...

How YOU doing?

\BIE?

EIP would help .


Now you done it.
img.fark.net
/eip
 
2014-01-02 08:46:59 AM

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


It's called "having a lover (or lovers)".
 
2014-01-02 08:47:32 AM
It sucks to be men, we have to many choices.
 
2014-01-02 08:47:44 AM
Saucy tarts.
 
2014-01-02 08:48:34 AM
Low end of the bell curve once again.  Oh well, can't complain that I've gotten it right more often than wrong.
 
2014-01-02 08:52:23 AM

rzrwiresunrise: Saucy tarts.


Amazingly enough tarts in sauce had nowhere near the pornographic results I was expecting. Unless you were one to be looking for food porn.
 
2014-01-02 08:52:53 AM

bikerbob59: poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...

Interesting.  I've done that for a few years also.  But with women.


Oh, and BIE?

EIP..
 
2014-01-02 08:52:56 AM
How many women will the average man kiss? If your answer is NOT "fifteen," please show your math. Men kissing "invisible women" doesn't count.

Experiment: draw an equal number of circles and squares. Connect them with lines in a way that, on average, a circle has lines connecting to fifteen squares. I am guessing that now you will also have, on average, a square connecting to fifteen circles.

Am I wrong? Show me my mistake.
 
2014-01-02 08:53:30 AM

kim jong-un: brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!

Not sure if serious, or can't statistic.


Yeah, I don't think he realizes his gf was a whore behind his back.
 
2014-01-02 08:54:53 AM
Those damn highschool sweethearts are skewing the numbers.
 
2014-01-02 08:57:31 AM
ppchero.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-01-02 08:58:11 AM
This study brought to you by the year 1950.
 
2014-01-02 09:03:25 AM

Charlie Freak: It's scien

ce

I think it varies significantly by education and social class.

The patten you describe sounds like the typical 4-year college girl relationship arc, but there a lot of others, most of which are a lot more dysfunctional.

The most common pattern I've seen in the millennial generation is date some "bad boy" loser (musicians seem to a popular choice), get knocked up between 19 and 21,  either get dumped by babydaddy or kick him to the curb.  Most of the time they swear off men for a few years while raising the shiathead's spawn, then desperately start searching for a serious mate when the kid starts school.  The minority option is to date a string of successive deadbeat shiatheads, and do the same thing all over again, and/or give shiathead #1 a second (or third or fourth) chance to change (which he never does).
 
2014-01-02 09:05:58 AM
Most never find "the one", they meet someone when they're young, they fall in love, then they do something stupid to f it up...because we do stupid shiat when we're young. You then spend years trying to find someone else that made you feel like you did before. Most fail.

Then "the one" turns into "you'll do." Millions deny this is them, but your friends and family know, they know.
 
2014-01-02 09:09:51 AM
prudes
 
2014-01-02 09:10:48 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-02 09:10:56 AM
Yeah, My neighbor's niece is getting married . . . to a girl.
I'm like she's a bit young to be getting married (19)
They're all upset she's gay.
I'm just saying she's a bit young to be getting married.
Although her sweetie seems to be a nice girl, hard working, and loves her deeply.
/Perhaps, "deeply" will be misconstrued here.
//let's say adores her.
///yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2014-01-02 09:11:10 AM
That's all!?!

No wonder your husbands are such easy lousy lays...
 
2014-01-02 09:11:51 AM

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6


Depends on where you kiss them.
 
2014-01-02 09:16:22 AM
The average woman will kiss fifteen different men, have two long-term relationships, and get broken up with twice before she  finds "the one"  settles
 
2014-01-02 09:18:06 AM
I'm showing my ankles right this very second.
 
2014-01-02 09:21:00 AM

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


If you ever need back up relief in the New England area, EIP
 
2014-01-02 09:25:12 AM

Warchild: Flowery Twats
imgcdn.geocaching.com

 
2014-01-02 09:31:03 AM

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


That one should be obvious- three of the men's sexual parters, on average, are dead.

That one guy in China is ruining the curve.
 
2014-01-02 09:35:18 AM

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


Nothing wrong with that, as long as they are clean.

/BIE?
//EIP
///always three slashies
 
2014-01-02 09:38:09 AM

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...


Sounds like the woman who lived across the hall from me in my first apartment out of college.   I called her the naughty nurse.   She seemed to have a similarly sized stable of regulars, based on the rotating lineup of cars parked in the guest spot.   I wasn't self-confidant or self-aware enough at the time to shoot for a spot in the lineup, something I now regret.    Fortunately, I got over that.

Women who enjoy recreational sex are a distinct minority.   Those who admit to it openly are even more of a minority.   I've learned that y'all are a rare gift that shouldn't be squandered.   I married the next one I found, and we've been happily and polyamorously married ever since.    Her dance card is a bit less full than yours... she has one regular at the moment; the most she's ever juggled since we've been together is 3 with 1 of them being long-distance.    I'm nominally seeing two other women, although between my travel schedule for work and their careers, scheduling is a nightmare.

That said,  how YOU doin'? 

And since it's already out there... BIE?  EIP.
 
2014-01-02 09:39:13 AM
How do they get these numbers? I can think of very few women I have ever dated that would fit that profile. Those numbers sound more like yearly averages than lifetime averages. Are they going to the local baptist convention to get their pool? These studies always baffle me when the number of women and number of men never end up being anywhere near the same anyways.
 
2014-01-02 09:43:41 AM
FTA "By comparison, women will date seven women, not including two blind dates and two dates with someone they meet online."

... hmmm...
 
2014-01-02 09:45:27 AM
The average woman sounds boring.
 
2014-01-02 09:46:06 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Goddamn Puritans


evilmousse: whorey-whore-whores



Well, there's Fark in nutshell

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-02 09:47:15 AM
That average seems really low.
 
2014-01-02 09:47:44 AM

onyxruby: How do they get these numbers? I can think of very few women I have ever dated that would fit that profile. Those numbers sound more like yearly averages than lifetime averages. Are they going to the local baptist convention to get their pool? These studies always baffle me when the number of women and number of men never end up being anywhere near the same anyways.


Maybe you date slutty women....
 
2014-01-02 09:48:59 AM
The average farkette will send me BIE.  Make it so, ladies.  Make it so.
 
2014-01-02 09:49:00 AM
That doesn't sound like many, but then you have to multiply by 3 to get real numbers due to under-reporting.

Bunch of prudes out there ruining a fine thing. You have to test drive the car to find the right one, and sometimes an impractical sportier model is fun while you're young before you settle down with the station wagon. This is why so many couples have a problem in the bedroom.
 
2014-01-02 09:49:20 AM
Do the guy/girl numbers really have to be the same? Maybe I'm just stupid, but consider this.

Take 10 guys and 10 girls. 1 guy farks all 10 girls, the other 9 get none. The average for guys will be virtually 0 (.1) while the average for girls will be exactly 1. Some getting more than most and others getting none can skew an average. Yes there's still a 1:1 penis:vagina ratio; but in terms of partners, outliers can pull the numbers off the direct correlation some of you seem to be implying must happen.
 
2014-01-02 09:49:43 AM

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


Not if three partners were not women.

/ewe know what I mean
//he said sheepishly
 
2014-01-02 09:50:23 AM

Space Station Wagon: That average seems really low.


Average tells you nothing.    Median and mode are far more interesting, as is standard deviation.

/nothing standard about my deviations
 
2014-01-02 09:51:36 AM
I'm up to 40+ kisses and four hard breakups. Only one long term (3 year) relationship. I'm above average!

Stop calling people whores.

/early 20s
 
2014-01-02 09:51:56 AM

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


Of course it is possible.
You are forgetting to account for the number of sexual partners of gay men.
 
2014-01-02 09:57:30 AM

Nutsac_Jim: Maybe you date slutty women....


Maybe, no doubt some of them have been (then you could say the same of me), but all of them? I've had female friends for most of my life and with a couple of exceptions all of them have easily exceeded the numbers they are talking about.
 
2014-01-02 09:58:19 AM

taurusowner: Do the guy/girl numbers really have to be the same? Maybe I'm just stupid, but consider this.

Take 10 guys and 10 girls. 1 guy farks all 10 girls, the other 9 get none. The average for guys will be virtually 0 (.1) while the average for girls will be exactly 1. Some getting more than most and others getting none can skew an average. Yes there's still a 1:1 penis:vagina ratio; but in terms of partners, outliers can pull the numbers off the direct correlation some of you seem to be implying must happen.


Your model also shows women to be much sluttier than men, who appear to be almost universally celibate. Doesn't match the general perception...
 
2014-01-02 10:02:47 AM

brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!


Statistics don't work like that.

My lifetime count is well over 100.  That means there are a lot of guys out there who are at 0 or 1.

That doesn't even take into account the fact that most people lie about sex, especially when religion is involved.   If you go strictly by self-reporting there are a couple hundred virgin births every year in the US.
 
2014-01-02 10:10:00 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Your model also shows women to be much sluttier than men, who appear to be almost universally celibate. Doesn't match the general perception...


Women generally need a reason to have sex.   Men just need a location.

There are far fewer women than men interested in having random casual sex with strangers, but those that do tend to have their pick from as many potential suitors as they can handle, while even attractive, wealthy men have to expend effort (and/or money) to have purely recreational sex.
 
2014-01-02 10:13:23 AM

theflatline: taurusowner: Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?

I agree, because if the article is correct, I have known some whores in my life then.

What I want to know is how many women have they kissed.




I would go so far as to say that if those numbers are correct, I have never met a girl who isn't a whore.

/Exceedingly low, but as we know, the justification machines between most women's ears have a convoluted set of rules as far as what counts and what doesn't.
//"Well, we only did it that one time, and I didn't get off cuz he was so quick. So that one doesn't count."
///etc.
 
2014-01-02 10:14:12 AM

clyph:   If you go strictly by self-reporting there are a couple hundred virgin births every year in the US.


Hah, someone brought up that factoid as mentioned off-handedly in an article a while back.(of course, they were referring to rape like a hairbrain, typical fark brigade member...)  Anyways, the source also mentioned there were some self reporting virgin fathers.

Had to laugh at that.
 
2014-01-02 10:15:04 AM
Judging from my experience, those numbers all seem low.  Especially kissing 15 men.
 
2014-01-02 10:15:55 AM

Candygram4Mongo: taurusowner: Do the guy/girl numbers really have to be the same? Maybe I'm just stupid, but consider this.

Take 10 guys and 10 girls. 1 guy farks all 10 girls, the other 9 get none. The average for guys will be virtually 0 (.1) while the average for girls will be exactly 1. Some getting more than most and others getting none can skew an average. Yes there's still a 1:1 penis:vagina ratio; but in terms of partners, outliers can pull the numbers off the direct correlation some of you seem to be implying must happen.

Your model also shows women to be much sluttier than men, who appear to be almost universally celibate. Doesn't match the general perception...


So what? I'm talking about the issue of the math not lining up. Some people seem to be claiming that in order to be true, both average have to be the same.

And also, no it doesn't. 1 partner is slutty? And the idea of few guys getting a lot of sex while many guys get none is pretty realistic. Celibacy doesn't have to be a choice.
 
2014-01-02 10:18:41 AM
I never kissed anyone without having it lead to sex. Its sort of annoying. Cant I just find a nice woman to makeout with and we can just leave it at that? Sheeeesh.
 
2014-01-02 10:18:53 AM

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6



You've moved six times, then?
 
2014-01-02 10:19:16 AM

dustygrimp: theflatline: taurusowner: Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?

I agree, because if the article is correct, I have known some whores in my life then.

What I want to know is how many women have they kissed.

I would go so far as to say that if those numbers are correct, I have never met a girl who isn't a whore.

/Exceedingly low, but as we know, the justification machines between most women's ears have a convoluted set of rules as far as what counts and what doesn't.
//"Well, we only did it that one time, and I didn't get off cuz he was so quick. So that one doesn't count."
///etc.


Calling Chris Rock to the thread...women only count relationships...that guy the farked in the club; he don't count; neither does that guy she met when in Jamaica
 
2014-01-02 10:19:45 AM

sn82: I'm showing my ankles right this very second.


Trollop.
 
2014-01-02 10:21:44 AM
jeez, I guess I'm a prude then. 29/f, married, been with my husband for 8 years. I've only slept with 5 people including my husband, had 2 LTR relationships (again, husband included) 0 one night stands, and made out with only 8 people.

yay? I'm not slore?
 
2014-01-02 10:24:01 AM

ashinmytomatoes: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

/Less than Madonna, more than Princess Di.


I loved that movie with the exception of Andie MacDowell. Thankfully, the script and the rest of the cast  is good enough to keep her from ruining it.

.
 
2014-01-02 10:24:50 AM

Candygram4Mongo: How many women will the average man kiss? If your answer is NOT "fifteen," please show your math. Men kissing "invisible women" doesn't count.

Experiment: draw an equal number of circles and squares. Connect them with lines in a way that, on average, a circle has lines connecting to fifteen squares. I am guessing that now you will also have, on average, a square connecting to fifteen circles.

Am I wrong? Show me my mistake.


Hell some guys will kiss 15 in a night if you decide to hit the bar and feel motivated. That used to be my typical friday or saturday. Once you factor in female jealousy/competitivness your chances of getting laid shoot through the roof.
basically the 1 at a time appraoch is a suckers game for the fellas.

been on and off for 7 years with mrs.rapist and I cant picture being with anyone else now.

she had 1 boyfriend before me and 2 sexual partners. Adding a couple more during an off period.

stupid statistics are stupid.
 
2014-01-02 10:25:44 AM

theflatline: Ok, this is based on a study answered by Eharmony customers.  Which means:

1.Eharmony customers are socially inept to begin with.
2.Liars

This other bit I find hilarious.

Men, on the other hand, face being stood up twice and will have six one-night stands before they meet their ideal partner. This figure could be coming down, though, because a separate study suggests that men are becoming less afraid of commitment.
They also want to settle down at a younger age than a decade ago, a survey of 2,000 adults by dating site eHarmony found.


Really? Only six one night stands, do friends with benefits count?  Did they survey the Amish?


Well if she stays the weekend and we fark again later in the week it's not a "one night stand" of those I've only had like 4. Of the short term fark friends I'd have to take my shoes off.....
 
2014-01-02 10:25:46 AM

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6


If you were a real lesbian, you wouldnt have to ask. You would have moved in with #1 the next morning, and you'd be leaving snippy little notes for each other about the toilet paper already.
 
2014-01-02 10:27:04 AM

taurusowner: And the idea of few guys getting a lot of sex while many guys get none is pretty realistic


That's true for both genders.   The popular/attractive alphas get a lot of play, the betas get a little play, and the gammas don't get any play.    Both curves are skewed, although my experience would show that the curve for women is a lot more heavily skewed than the one for men.   

Even ignoring prostitutes, women who get around REALLY get around.  

And you can't ignore prostitution.    A friend of mine worked as an escort for 8 months, during which time she made over $100,000 at $250/hr.   Do the math.   It doesn't take too many outliers like that to really skew the curve.   There aren't many guys (other than rock stars and professional athletes) who have been with 400+ women, but are tens of thousands of women like my friend.
 
2014-01-02 10:30:36 AM

poison_amy: Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.

I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.


You don't kiss the guys you fark? How much do you charge?
 
2014-01-02 10:34:17 AM

poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...



You have made my "amused" favorite list on Fark

Its a short list, but you have managed to amuse me, thank you.
 
2014-01-02 10:36:15 AM

The Larch: If you were a real lesbian, you wouldnt have to ask. You would have moved in with #1 the next morning, and you'd be leaving snippy little notes for each other about the toilet paper already.


You must know a very different group of lesbians than I do (and I have an inordinate number of lesbian friends).  The vast majority of them aren't like that at all.

Then again, that does sound a lot like my teenaged stepdaughter and her ex-girlfriend.   Most of my friends are middle aged, so maybe it's an age and/or generational thing.
 
2014-01-02 10:38:07 AM

poison_amy: I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut


Same here.
 
2014-01-02 10:39:39 AM

dustygrimp: poison_amy: Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.

I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.

You don't kiss the guys you fark? How much do you charge?


It's not the fark that costs, it's the topoisomerase inhibitor shots she sells afterwards that will cost you.

/Had a professor who said he always had a capsule with him when he went travelling. If he started to feel ill, he'd just inject himself and stop any viral infection. Well, he's lose his hair and bleed from his anus, as well, if he ever did that.
 
2014-01-02 10:45:08 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: That doesn't sound like many, but then you have to multiply by 3 to get real numbers due to under-reporting.


So she really blew 111 guys.  No wonder Dante was so pissed.
 
2014-01-02 10:46:18 AM

clyph: taurusowner: And the idea of few guys getting a lot of sex while many guys get none is pretty realistic

That's true for both genders.   The popular/attractive alphas get a lot of play, the betas get a little play, and the gammas don't get any play.    Both curves are skewed, although my experience would show that the curve for women is a lot more heavily skewed than the one for men.   

Even ignoring prostitutes, women who get around REALLY get around.  

And you can't ignore prostitution.    A friend of mine worked as an escort for 8 months, during which time she made over $100,000 at $250/hr.   Do the math.   It doesn't take too many outliers like that to really skew the curve.   There aren't many guys (other than rock stars and professional athletes) who have been with 400+ women, but are tens of thousands of women like my friend.


Bartenders.  When I was a bar Manager at Pat Obriens was 2-3 a week.  Wives or women on vacation looking to be naughty.

Also, people in other countries tend to fark more.  Before I married the Mrs.  I was doing 2-3 a month in Colombia, for them it is like shaking hands.
 
2014-01-02 10:55:19 AM

theflatline: Also, people in other countries tend to fark more. Before I married the Mrs. I was doing 2-3 a month in Colombia, for them it is like shaking hands.


True, dat.   Expats especially, but locals too.    I was in Seoul for a month last year for business.    The only night I slept alone was the first night I was there.   3 different women... including a threesome with two of them.   Didn't get much sleep but it was great.    Best business trip ever.
 
2014-01-02 10:55:40 AM
AKA Tuesday?
 
2014-01-02 11:01:39 AM

dustygrimp: poison_amy: Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.

I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.

You don't kiss the guys you fark? How much do you charge?


Slut, not whore.
 
2014-01-02 11:10:19 AM

poison_amy: Slut, not whore.


Well, attention whore, according to your profile.

I'm of the opinion that everyone (of every gender and orientation) is to some degree a whore.  Almost everyone will trade sex with someone they're not that into for something they want at some point in their lives... It's just that most of us want something other than cash (IE attention, emotional support, ego enhancement, bragging rights, novelty, fantasy fulfillment, a fancy dinner, whatever).  

People will go to great mental lengths to lie to themselves about the quid-pro-quo nature of (some of) their sexual encounters just to avoid the mental stigma of admitting to themselves that it is a transaction.
 
2014-01-02 11:21:09 AM
Since it hasnt been used yet.....HARLOTS!

I think my roomate would just blow these stats up. Watching her date guys is better than any TV show. The funny thing is if she starts dating a guy they become so damn insecure about her living with me since I am a guy. Even with the fact that I have my own GF and am more than happy with her. Pretty much after dating my romate after a month or two they start telling her that she should move out. When she tells me that I tell her "Eject Mavrick!" When I started dating my GF she knew I was living with a girl and I told her nothing ever went on and I wasnt going to make her move out if my GF couldnt handle it. They get along great, too great at times.
 
2014-01-02 11:24:31 AM

clyph: poison_amy: Slut, not whore.

Well, attention whore, according to your profile.

I'm of the opinion that everyone (of every gender and orientation) is to some degree a whore.  Almost everyone will trade sex with someone they're not that into for something they want at some point in their lives... It's just that most of us want something other than cash (IE attention, emotional support, ego enhancement, bragging rights, novelty, fantasy fulfillment, a fancy dinner, whatever).  

People will go to great mental lengths to lie to themselves about the quid-pro-quo nature of (some of) their sexual encounters just to avoid the mental stigma of admitting to themselves that it is a transaction.


I'm certainly not denying that there's a transaction. Obviously I'm getting something out of it or I wouldn't do it. However, the prostitution or whore label is generally reserved for use when there is a monetary transaction.
 
2014-01-02 11:34:19 AM

ashinmytomatoes: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

/Less than Madonna, more than Princess Di.



Not a bad story arc.

Terrible terrible actress.
 
2014-01-02 11:36:53 AM
With Zantras at least there is symmetry.
 
2014-01-02 11:40:56 AM

taurusowner: Candygram4Mongo: taurusowner: Do the guy/girl numbers really have to be the same? Maybe I'm just stupid, but consider this.

Take 10 guys and 10 girls. 1 guy farks all 10 girls, the other 9 get none. The average for guys will be virtually 0 (.1) while the average for girls will be exactly 1.
.


Oh, not to be annoying, but that's just wrong. (10+9*0)/10=1, not 0.1, so still same average for both genders.
I am not insisting the numbers HAVE to be the same. I just would like to see a case in which, among equal numbers of heterosexual consenting adults, they are not. Because everyone keeps on saying I'm wrong about this, and I might be indeed... But where is the proof? I have yet to see a legitimate mathematical model.
 
2014-01-02 11:55:57 AM
Even one person isn't a contiuous spectrum.

I was in 3 or 4 serious relationships and had a couple of one night stands for a total of 6 around the time my fiance and I split up when I was 26.  That was also around the time my income tripled and I bought a sports car and started to work out a lot.  I was never buff, but I was in decent shape.

Money + nice car + decent shape + newly single and I upped my number to 19 in about 6 months.

Ended up marrying #20.....that was 10 years ago.
 
2014-01-02 12:09:34 PM

poison_amy: dustygrimp: poison_amy: Dear Jerk: 15 kisses and 2 long long-term relationships. Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.

Wait a minute. That's pretty close to how my life turned out.

I don't know, I've actually kissed far fewer than I've farked. But then, I'm a bit of a slut.

You don't kiss the guys you fark? How much do you charge?

Slut, not whore.


BIE?

/EIP
 
2014-01-02 12:12:13 PM

taurusowner: poison_amy: taurusowner: poison_amy: I also wonder where long-term sex-only relationship sit on the spectrum. I have a bullpen of about five guys that I've farked on a regular rotation for a couple of years now, in addition to what is apparently way over my allotted quota of one night things . I don't call them friends with benefits, because we don't hang out for any other reason...

How YOU doing?

\BIE?

EIP would help .

Indeed lol. Fixed.


I don't know... but it seems that we are having a disconnect on the meaning of EIP.
 
2014-01-02 12:15:17 PM
You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.
 
2014-01-02 12:18:26 PM
I was told something about BIE because EIP and reciprocity is on the menu.
 
2014-01-02 12:19:13 PM

poison_amy: You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.


Sorry, I mistakenly thought the email that's part of ones profile was visible to the public. Apparently it has to be typed in the bio field.

And gmail is saying your email isn't properly formatted? I'm probably screwing that up too.
 
2014-01-02 12:30:19 PM

clyph: poison_amy: Slut, not whore.

Well, attention whore, according to your profile.

I'm of the opinion that everyone (of every gender and orientation) is to some degree a whore.  Almost everyone will trade sex with someone they're not that into for something they want at some point in their lives... It's just that most of us want something other than cash (IE attention, emotional support, ego enhancement, bragging rights, novelty, fantasy fulfillment, a fancy dinner, whatever).  

People will go to great mental lengths to lie to themselves about the quid-pro-quo nature of (some of) their sexual encounters just to avoid the mental stigma of admitting to themselves that it is a transaction.

"Almost everyone will trade sex with someone they're not that into for something they want at some point in their lives

"
I can assure you that this is simply not true. While I am willing to do so, no one will trade me anything to have sex with me.
 
2014-01-02 12:38:44 PM

DreamSnipers: While I am willing to do so, no one will trade me anything to have sex with me


Even a pity fark can be considered a trade... the payoff is "see how nice and charitable I am being?"
 
2014-01-02 12:39:23 PM

clyph: I married the next one I found, and we've been happily and polyamorously married ever since.


The only real problem with the polyamorous is that they can never shut the hell up about it. I've never been able to figure out if they feel the need to constantly troll for the next bit of strange or they believe they're just so daring and unique that they can't help but "brag." The whole thing comes off like the fat shopgirl who wears a bustier and studded dog collar. Yeah, you're so sexual. Put it away, darling, nobody cares.

/But go on, clyph. Tell us allll about your creepy sex life, you sagging stud you.
 
2014-01-02 12:41:11 PM
Ok I think I figured this out:

It has to do with whether you use the word "average" as a noun or an adjective. Take the following (extreme) example:

200 people: 100 men, 100 women.  Of the women: We have 99 virgins and one slut.  The slut has slept with all 100 men.


In this scenario:
The Average (noun) of sexual partners for men is one. (Each man has had sex with exactly one woman.)
The Average (noun) of sexual partners for women is one. (100 women / 100 sexual partners = 1) You can see here how your statistical slut has averaged out with your statistical virgins.

However, the "average woman" has had no sex that all, by a margin of 99 to 1 ("Average" here is used as an adjective describing the woman.)

Now, I can understand how "journalists" are sloppy with their language, they don't mean to say "The Average of sexual partners for men" may mean to say "the average man's number of sexual partners".  And I can understand how people are sloppy in their reading and don't understand the difference.

Therefore:
The Average (noun) of sexual partners for men MUST EQUAL The Average (noun) of sexual partners for women.  (given that each sexual partnering included one man and one woman)

However, the "average woman" may have a different number of sexual partners than the "average man" (although I doubt it, )

There, I fixed it for you.
 
2014-01-02 12:43:53 PM

Misconduc: whores.


Done in one.
 
2014-01-02 12:45:12 PM

Fear the Clam: Yeah, you're so sexual. Put it away, darling, nobody cares.


Ahh, Condescension and moralizing scorn touched with just a hint of jealousy.

Keep telling yourself those grapes are sour.
 
2014-01-02 12:46:14 PM
X3
 
2014-01-02 12:58:45 PM
And that's before she leaves the club.
 
2014-01-02 12:59:31 PM

Candygram4Mongo: How many women will the average man kiss? If your answer is NOT "fifteen," please show your math. Men kissing "invisible women" doesn't count.

Experiment: draw an equal number of circles and squares. Connect them with lines in a way that, on average, a circle has lines connecting to fifteen squares. I am guessing that now you will also have, on average, a square connecting to fifteen circles.

Am I wrong? Show me my mistake.


Averages can be the same for some very different frequency distributions.
 
2014-01-02 01:09:40 PM
If the average hetero man is having 7 one-night stands, then the average hetero woman is also having 7 one-night stands.   It's always funny how they say men have so many more sexual experiences than women on the average, when that's clearly not the case.  Men are lying and saying they are having more sex than they are and women are lying and saying they are having less sex than they did.    A heterosexual one-night night adds one tally to the men's count and one to the women's count.  Divide by the number of men and women and you'll find the numbers match.

Of course frequency distribution might matter.  Perhaps there is a single woman that is having sex with every man that is skewing the results, but I find it more likely that people are just lying about their experiences to make themselves feel closer to the societal expectation for men and women.
 
2014-01-02 01:14:02 PM

Awful Sheep:
Stop calling people whores.



s1.ibtimes.com

WHORE!

 
2014-01-02 01:15:21 PM

taurusowner: poison_amy: You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.

Sorry, I mistakenly thought the email that's part of ones profile was visible to the public. Apparently it has to be typed in the bio field.

And gmail is saying your email isn't properly formatted? I'm probably screwing that up too.


Dude, you are blowing it!
 
2014-01-02 01:16:16 PM

brainlordmesomorph: Ok I think I figured this out:

It has to do with whether you use the word "average" as a noun or an adjective. Take the following (extreme) example:

200 people: 100 men, 100 women.  Of the women: We have 99 virgins and one slut.  The slut has slept with all 100 men.


In this scenario:
The Average (noun) of sexual partners for men is one. (Each man has had sex with exactly one woman.)
The Average (noun) of sexual partners for women is one. (100 women / 100 sexual partners = 1) You can see here how your statistical slut has averaged out with your statistical virgins.

However, the "average woman" has had no sex that all, by a margin of 99 to 1 ("Average" here is used as an adjective describing the woman.)

Now, I can understand how "journalists" are sloppy with their language, they don't mean to say "The Average of sexual partners for men" may mean to say "the average man's number of sexual partners".  And I can understand how people are sloppy in their reading and don't understand the difference.

Therefore:
The Average (noun) of sexual partners for men MUST EQUAL The Average (noun) of sexual partners for women.  (given that each sexual partnering included one man and one woman)

However, the "average woman" may have a different number of sexual partners than the "average man" (although I doubt it, )

There, I fixed it for you.


It's not even that complicated. The article was talking about BEFORE you meet "the one". It says nothing about how many sexual partners during and afterwards. That's where it will typically even up.
 
2014-01-02 01:37:22 PM

Space Station Wagon: taurusowner: poison_amy: You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.

Sorry, I mistakenly thought the email that's part of ones profile was visible to the public. Apparently it has to be typed in the bio field.

And gmail is saying your email isn't properly formatted? I'm probably screwing that up too.

Dude, you are blowing it!


I've never had to work so hard to show someone my bits.
 
2014-01-02 01:47:01 PM

poison_amy: Space Station Wagon: taurusowner: poison_amy: You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.

Sorry, I mistakenly thought the email that's part of ones profile was visible to the public. Apparently it has to be typed in the bio field.

And gmail is saying your email isn't properly formatted? I'm probably screwing that up too.

Dude, you are blowing it!

I've never had to work so hard to show someone my bits.


Fark's got a protection thing for email skimmin bots built in, so no simple cut n paste.

In order to show email at all you've got to find that feature and click on it.

/fyi's for any involved
 
2014-01-02 02:39:41 PM

poison_amy: Space Station Wagon: taurusowner: poison_amy: You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.

Sorry, I mistakenly thought the email that's part of ones profile was visible to the public. Apparently it has to be typed in the bio field.

And gmail is saying your email isn't properly formatted? I'm probably screwing that up too.

Dude, you are blowing it!

I've never had to work so hard to show someone my bits.


No good deed goes unpunished ;)
 
2014-01-02 02:54:31 PM

poison_amy: Space Station Wagon: taurusowner: poison_amy: You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.

Sorry, I mistakenly thought the email that's part of ones profile was visible to the public. Apparently it has to be typed in the bio field.

And gmail is saying your email isn't properly formatted? I'm probably screwing that up too.

Dude, you are blowing it!

I've never had to work so hard to show someone my bits.


If he hasn't figured it out, you can always share it this way. EIP
 
2014-01-02 02:54:31 PM

some_beer_drinker: Misconduc: whores.

the801: sluts.

Bob Falfa: Slutty whores.

minoridiot: Whorey sluts.

...and we're done here.


What about:

Harlot

Tramp

Floosie

Lady of the evening

Shameless Hussy

Frivolous Hoochie

Tart

Tawdry female

promiscuous cum dumpster
 
2014-01-02 03:07:26 PM

Loki009: poison_amy: Space Station Wagon: taurusowner: poison_amy: You know what? I give up. There's easy step by step directions in my profile. Follow 'em.

Sorry, I mistakenly thought the email that's part of ones profile was visible to the public. Apparently it has to be typed in the bio field.

And gmail is saying your email isn't properly formatted? I'm probably screwing that up too.

Dude, you are blowing it!

I've never had to work so hard to show someone my bits.

If he hasn't figured it out, you can always share it this way. EIP


You also seem to have a different definition of "EIP", because I am just not seeing it.
 
2014-01-02 03:10:39 PM
Skeezers.
 
2014-01-02 03:15:02 PM

poison_amy: Loki009: poison_amy: 

If he hasn't figured it out, you can always share it this way. EIP

You also seem to have a different definition of "EIP", because I am just not seeing it.


Now I feel like an idiot. I should actually check before i snark.

It was set to TF only.
 
2014-01-02 04:11:32 PM

simkatu: If the average hetero man is having 7 one-night stands, then the average hetero woman is also having 7 one-night stands.


Know how I can tell you've never taken a statistics class?   Statisticians don't say "average" because it's ambiguous.    They use "mean", "median", and "mode" (among others);   "average" can mean any of those things and more.

Mean is what you learned in elementary school: sum of the values divided by the number of values
Median is the value such that half the elements are above it and half are below it.
Mode is the value which occurs most frequently.

Let's say you've got 100 guys and 100 girls.  

Guys 1 - 10 all fark girls 1-16.  Guys 11-70 fark girls 1 - 8, plus one other girl nobody else farked (guy n farks girl n+6).  

Just to make it fun, let's assign some high school clique labels to the various groups.

So among guys you've got:
10 who got laid 16 times (the jocks)
60 who got laid  9 times  (the average guys)
30 who got laid 0 times. (the dorks)

And among girls you've got:
8 who got laid 70 times (the sluts)
8 who got laid 10 times (the cheerleaders)
60 who got laid 1 time (the average girls)
24 who got laid 0 times. (the uggos)


That's 700 acts of coitus divided by 100 people for each gender, for an arithmetic mean (aka an "average") of 7 acts of coitus per guy/girl.    However that doesn't tell the whole story, and it's not what we mentally visualize when we talk about an "average" person.   When we think about populations, we mostly visualize the modal group as being "average"/"normal".   Occasionally we visualize the median, rarely do we think in terms of the mean.   

The 60 "average" (modal) guys are farking 9 girls - they all have steady girlfriends, but they're all also banging the 8 sluts on the side, while their respective 60 "average" (modal) girlfriends are being faithful and have only farked their "average" boyfriend. 

The cheerleaders are just about tied with the "average" guys in terms of total partners, but they're not even close to the sluts who are farking everyone except the dorks.   Meanwhile, the jocks are getting jiggy with all the sluts AND all the cheerleaders and skewing the "average" (mean) for the guys, while the dorks and the uggos are all at home playing WoW and posting to Fark.

None of the "average" people had anywhere near the "average" number of partners.  You can also say that "on average", more girls than guys have had sex, but "on average" the guys have had more sexual partners.   

"Average" is such a nebulous word.   It can mean all sorts of different things, which is why people who know math (AKA people who weren't journalism majors) avoid using it.
 
2014-01-02 04:16:12 PM
Try putting out separate numbers for extroverts and introverts. I don't really enjoy the company of most people, which makes dental appointments more appealing than the idea of dating.
 
2014-01-02 04:18:50 PM
Eh, I just give up. I can't get any email client to work. They all say her email isn't properly formatted. Oh well. Thanks anyways poison_amy. It's the thought that counts.
 
2014-01-02 04:20:30 PM

Loki009: poison_amy: Loki009: poison_amy: 

If he hasn't figured it out, you can always share it this way. EIP

You also seem to have a different definition of "EIP", because I am just not seeing it.

Now I feel like an idiot. I should actually check before i snark.

It was set to TF only.


Amy really has you guys flustered.
Stay calm, take a deep breath and count to 3.
 
2014-01-02 04:26:43 PM

taurusowner: Eh, I just give up. I can't get any email client to work. They all say her email isn't properly formatted. Oh well. Thanks anyways poison_amy. It's the thought that counts.


Dude, don't cut+paste the address; type it out manually... Fark screws with cut+pasted E-mail addresses to prevent harvesting by spammers...
 
2014-01-02 04:43:43 PM

clyph: coitus


Do you like it?
 
2014-01-02 04:47:45 PM

Charlie Freak: show me: Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"

Sorry, just read your profile, ignore my previous comment please.

Dude, I was in my 20's once, have the T-shirt, etc. Although for me it was dumped once and dumper 2nd time. Third time lucky (but she had already followed the postulate to the letter).

I see it happen to bandmates and employees all the time and it messes with their consistency. Also, it really irks me when bandmates "can't" take on a lot of gigs, practice, or whatever because the clingy control freak in stage 2 won't let them (hey, it's not like you are married and have kids!). Then she dumps him, goes into stage 3 and bandmate is utterly destroyed for about two months. shiat show for sure.

Bonus points if she shows up to a gig with her friends and tries to act all blasé and aloof (look at me, I'm having a great time and this doesn't affect anyone!), triple points if she shows to a gig with her new guy.

Seen it at least a half dozen times, maybe more. As my daughter would say... annoyin'


so... you are in a band?
 
2014-01-02 04:48:54 PM

FTDA: some_beer_drinker: Misconduc: whores.

the801: sluts.

Bob Falfa: Slutty whores.

minoridiot: Whorey sluts.

...and we're done here.

What about:

Harlot

Tramp

Floosie

Lady of the evening

Shameless Hussy

Frivolous Hoochie

Tart

Tawdry female

promiscuous cum dumpster


cum-guzzling gutterslut

your mom
 
2014-01-02 05:22:10 PM

thamike: Do you like it?


I was talking about my rug.
 
2014-01-02 06:01:14 PM

Likwit: brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!

Just means someone is lying or the men are farking each other.


Yeah, about 30% of my partners have been men, but that's not how averages work.
 
2014-01-02 06:47:11 PM

Dear Jerk: . Factor in the 10 sexual partners and that means if you kiss the girl, you have a 67% chance of getting her to bed, but only a 14% chance of getting roped into a relationship. I wish I had this information when I was younger.


Pretty much this, if a girl wants to mack on you, she'll likely sleep with you. Provided she's confident you won't start following her around like a lost puppy or assume you suddenly own her.
 
2014-01-02 06:50:12 PM

clyph: And among girls you've got:
8 who got laid 70 times (the sluts)


It always seems that these configurations to prove that averages are irrelevant come up with a significant group of uber-whores who have sex more often than they change their underwear, and by contrast, there are no guys who even remotely approach this number. You had ten guys who got laid 16 times, presumably because the uber-sluts were complaining about chafing.

It always seems to come down to some bizarro explanation for the generally accepted assertion that "man [have] ten [partners] in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women.

I appreciate all your cautions about us unsophisticated noobs dabbling in words such as "average." You say it's "...such a nebulous word. It can mean all sorts of different things, which is why people who know math (AKA people who weren't journalism majors) avoid using it." Thank you for being concerned about me embarassing myself this way, but again, I ask: is there a mathematical model in which 1) men have ten partners, 2) women have seven, 3) there are no huge numbers of psycho sex fiends skewing the numbers in some outrageous way? Because that is the perceived wisdom, that a) people are mostly normal, and b) in a normal world, men have 30~40% more sex partners than women. Again, where is the math?
 
2014-01-02 06:55:27 PM
Would it be easier if we took actual, you know, sex, out of the equation?

How about a dancing competition? 100 men, 100 women, changing partners, some finalists dancing more than some who wash out in the first round. Each dancing couple is, consistently, a man and a women, though not always the same man with the same woman. Several rounds of competition. Can you come up with a mathematical model in which one gender has 30~40% more dance partners than the other gender? Are there uber-dance whores involved? Or vast numbers of people who sign up for a dance competition and then sprain their ankles in the parking lot? How does it work??
 
2014-01-02 07:06:50 PM
Well, for being in my late 20s, I'm a bit far behind in the kissing and farking people statistic, but I'm right up there in the long term relationships one (3 LTR). Do I win a prize of some sorts?
 
2014-01-02 07:22:27 PM
Pffft, amateurs.
 
2014-01-02 08:14:11 PM
It is not in my nature to quote FoxNews in discussing questions regarding statistical probability.

So I will merely link to it instead:  Link
 
2014-01-02 08:16:01 PM
Research also shows women have four one-night stands, and men six

From a statistical perspective, I guess that also means that a high percentage of dudes are sleeping with other dudes.
 
2014-01-02 08:17:40 PM

Ionessa: Well, for being in my late 20s, I'm a bit far behind in the kissing and farking people statistic, but I'm right up there in the long term relationships one (3 LTR). Do I win a prize of some sorts?

www.larryweaver.com
 
2014-01-02 08:38:39 PM
Is "kiss" what they're calling a drunken knee-trembler in a nightclub bathroom stall these days?
 
2014-01-02 08:42:24 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: Likwit: brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!

Just means someone is lying or the men are farking each other.

Yeah, about 30% of my partners have been men, but that's not how averages work.


No. It is.

Imagine a country with two men and two women. The men each fark both women and then fark each other. That means the men have each had three sexual partners. The women have each had two. You don't really understand math, do you?
 
2014-01-02 09:58:52 PM

Likwit: DreamyAltarBoy: Likwit: brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!

Just means someone is lying or the men are farking each other.

Yeah, about 30% of my partners have been men, but that's not how averages work.

No. It is.

Imagine a country with two men and two women. The men each fark both women and then fark each other. That means the men have each had three sexual partners. The women have each had two. You don't really understand math, do you?


ocw.usu.edu
 
2014-01-02 11:12:03 PM

clyph: simkatu: If the average hetero man is having 7 one-night stands, then the average hetero woman is also having 7 one-night stands.

Know how I can tell you've never taken a statistics class?   Statisticians don't say "average" because it's ambiguous.    They use "mean", "median", and "mode" (among others);   "average" can mean any of those things and more.

Mean is what you learned in elementary school: sum of the values divided by the number of values
Median is the value such that half the elements are above it and half are below it.
Mode is the value which occurs most frequently.

Let's say you've got 100 guys and 100 girls.

Guys 1 - 10 all fark girls 1-16.  Guys 11-70 fark girls 1 - 8, plus one other girl nobody else farked (guy n farks girl n+6).

Just to make it fun, let's assign some high school clique labels to the various groups.

So among guys you've got:
10 who got laid 16 times (the jocks)
60 who got laid  9 times  (the average guys)
30 who got laid 0 times. (the dorks)

And among girls you've got:
8 who got laid 70 times (the sluts)
8 who got laid 10 times (the cheerleaders)
60 who got laid 1 time (the average girls)
24 who got laid 0 times. (the uggos)


That's 700 acts of coitus divided by 100 people for each gender, for an arithmetic mean (aka an "average") of 7 acts of coitus per guy/girl.    However that doesn't tell the whole story, and it's not what we mentally visualize when we talk about an "average" person.   When we think about populations, we mostly visualize the modal group as being "average"/"normal".   Occasionally we visualize the median, rarely do we think in terms of the mean.

The 60 "average" (modal) guys are farking 9 girls - they all have steady girlfriends, but they're all also banging the 8 sluts on the side, while their respective 60 "average" (modal) girlfriends are being faithful and have only farked their "average" boyfriend.

The cheerleaders are just about tied with the "average" guys in terms of total partners, but ...



You are my God. Teach me... math
 
2014-01-02 11:18:44 PM

loudballs: You are my God. Teach me... math


If you're really nice I'll go into standard deviation.
 
2014-01-02 11:56:13 PM

Candygram4Mongo: It is not in my nature to quote FoxNews in discussing questions regarding statistical probability.

So I will merely link to it instead:  Link


Interesting, that article mentioned prostitutes aren't usually counted...could it also be those with no partners aren't usually counted, and that might shrink one gender's pool more than the other?
 
2014-01-03 12:16:08 AM

Candygram4Mongo: I ask: is there a mathematical model in which 1) men have ten partners, 2) women have seven, 3) there are no huge numbers of psycho sex fiends skewing the numbers in some outrageous way? Because that is the perceived wisdom, that a) people are mostly normal, and b) in a normal world, men have 30~40% more sex partners than women. Again, where is the math?


I just showed it to you.    Statistical outliers (what you call the psycho sex fiends) skew the mean away from the median and the mode.

As my math showed, "average" is a myth.   Nobody's average.   Most people are (by definition) modal, but the mode is not the same as the mean (what you want to call the "average"0.  It's not even close.  That's the bit of math that's eluding you.

In reality, the distribution is even more skewed than the one I built - you have a tiny number of outliers who are literally off the map - EG people like Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, and Charlie Sheen (to name but 3 legendary poon hounds who've had epic quantities of sex).  

Or say a mid-tier sex worker who services 500 different customers a year (of which there are hundreds in any decent sized city).    The difference between men and women's number of sexual partners is easily explained by prostitution.  A reasonable (scholarly) estimate is that in the US, around 1% of the female population has engaged in some form of prostitution at one point in their lives,  and that about 20% of the male population has patronized a prostitute at least once in their lives.     No matter how you slice it it boils down to a tiny group of women having sex with a large swath of the male population.  

It's not all that much different than the mechanism that gives you a hundred thousand people living below the poverty line for every billionaire.    Some people are orders of magnitude more successful (whether it's at making money or getting laid) than other people, and in both venues success breeds further success.

And all that is without allowing for teh ghey... a reasonable estimate there is between 15% and 20% of both males and females have had at least one same-sex partner in their lives (although males are about 10x more likely than females to deny it / be closeted / on the low down).
 
2014-01-03 12:55:40 AM

Likwit: DreamyAltarBoy: Likwit: brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!

Just means someone is lying or the men are farking each other.

Yeah, about 30% of my partners have been men, but that's not how averages work.

No. It is.

Imagine a country with two men and two women. The men each fark both women and then fark each other. That means the men have each had three sexual partners. The women have each had two. You don't really understand math, do you?


Imagine an evening with three men and two women, one woman goes air tight, the other goes home alone.
 
2014-01-03 01:11:33 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: Imagine an evening with three men and two women, one woman goes air tight, the other goes home alone.


Shh, You'll confuse Mongo.   He can't math.    He thinks that both women get precisely1.5 penises each because that's average.   

I'm sure he feels sorry for the dude who had to bifurcate his junk, though.
 
2014-01-03 01:25:39 AM
Oh, and another statistical tidbit.   The working assumption here is that the gender ratio is exactly 1:1.    Thing is, it's not.   In the US it's around 1.05 females per male.    (Globally it's around 1.01 males per female).    Women's lifespan is also longer across all age groups.    So in my example above, it's really not 100 males and 100 females, it's closer to 98 guys and 102 girls.    The dudes are getting more play because there's not literally enough dick to go around.   Only options is for the chicks to share (or lez out, or be abstinent)

The problem with boiling things down to simple numbers is that you're oversimplifying a complex situation that just isn't as straightforward as you want it to be.
 
2014-01-03 04:48:32 AM

clyph: DreamyAltarBoy: Imagine an evening with three men and two women, one woman goes air tight, the other goes home alone.

Shh, You'll confuse Mongo.   He can't math.    He thinks that both women get precisely1.5 penises each because that's average.
I'm sure he feels sorry for the dude who had to bifurcate his junk, though.


Of course I "can't math." I am old and feeble of mind, no match for people who use (gasp!) standard deviations! I bow down to your superior intellect and mastery of bell curves.

Now, about the article I linked. Any comments on the following? Feel free to bring in all the uber-whores and fractional penises you need to make your point...

When it comes to opposite-sex partners, the numbers in research aren't adding up. Mathematicians say the average count for each gender should be the same, yet most surveys out of countries like the U.S. and the U.K. find men are reporting two to four times as many sex partners as women do!

So are men fibbing to embellish their sex reputations? Or are women stretching a little more than the truth when it comes to their sexual history?

After all, evolutionary argument argues that men are supposed to be promiscuous. That's what allows them to spread their seed in their effort to guarantee the success of the human race. Women, on the other hand, need to take care of the offspring with those few suckers - I mean, fine gents - who are willing to stick around and help out.

Still, statisticians are sounding the bell that it is impossible and incorrect for survey results to show heterosexual males as having more partners on average than heterosexual females.

[...]

While investigators will often point to prostitutes, who are not included in such surveys, as one possible reason for the difference in numbers, a society having a few busy ladies does not support the math involved. The idea that men are getting busy at popular destination spots in other countries further doesn't support such.

 
2014-01-03 11:45:41 AM

FunkOut: Try putting out separate numbers for extroverts and introverts. I don't really enjoy the company of most people, which makes dental appointments more appealing than the idea of dating.


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-01-03 11:51:21 AM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Likwit: DreamyAltarBoy: Likwit: brainlordmesomorph: "The biggest difference between men and women lies in the number of sexual partners - with men having ten in their lifetime, compared to an average of seven for women"

AGAIN! *THAT* STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!1!

Just means someone is lying or the men are farking each other.

Yeah, about 30% of my partners have been men, but that's not how averages work.

No. It is.

Imagine a country with two men and two women. The men each fark both women and then fark each other. That means the men have each had three sexual partners. The women have each had two. You don't really understand math, do ewe?

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