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(Daily Mail)   The average woman will kiss fifteen different men, have two long-term relationships, and get broken up with twice before she finds "the one"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 217
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2014-01-01 08:28:17 PM
whores.
 
2014-01-01 08:29:24 PM
sluts.
 
2014-01-01 08:30:44 PM
Slutty whores.
 
2014-01-01 08:36:25 PM
Whorey sluts.
 
2014-01-01 08:45:37 PM
Sorry folks but my little sister is skewing those results with her life.
 
2014-01-01 08:53:02 PM
Whorefrost!
 
2014-01-01 09:17:31 PM
And that's just Friday!
 
2014-01-01 09:52:02 PM
FIFTEEN?!?
 
2014-01-01 10:11:40 PM
People who don't understand what average means will come in and say that all women are sluts.

No, the sluts are on the right hand side of the bell curve and given that people lie about sex, the number is probably skewed but Heaven knows in what direction.
 
2014-01-01 11:38:34 PM
In a row?
 
2014-01-01 11:39:12 PM
Try not to kiss anyone on the way to the parking lot.
 
2014-01-01 11:47:41 PM
Covered already, but mandatory

i149.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-01 11:49:28 PM
So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?
 
2014-01-02 12:03:19 AM
your moms.
 
2014-01-02 12:05:03 AM
Where is this woman?
 
2014-01-02 12:14:21 AM

hubiestubert: So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?


In my experience the only females who attend Fark parties are married to Farkers already.
 
2014-01-02 12:17:37 AM
"Gets broken up with?" "Two?"

Up here, and I assume it is similar in most smaller, Midwestern college towns, it is she who is usually the initiator of the breakup. And the breakup come in threes.

Charlie Freak's postulate:

The first breakup (the HS boyfriend) is initiated by the girl any time between the summer before college starts and the semester break of freshman year. Triple the chances if it's long-distance.

The second breakup (the new discovery) happens around age 21 when she is able to get into the clubs/bars and starts to think the person she's with is "too serious." This one may be initiated by either side, however - I'd say 75/25 in favor of the woman initiating.

The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate and realizes he's not marriage/baby-making material. Can also be career-motivated. Decent-looking, smart single women in their mid-to-late 20's simply don't exist here.

Anyway, I can't tell you how many times I've heard "dude, how did you know?"

It's science.
 
2014-01-02 12:33:42 AM

fusillade762: hubiestubert: So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?

In my experience the only females who attend Fark parties are married to Farkers already.


Slutty whore cowards
 
2014-01-02 12:51:55 AM
Gee, I had a girlfriend like that... and that was just when I was dating her.

/Trollop ('cos the word hasn't been used yet)
 
2014-01-02 01:09:23 AM

Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"

Up here, and I assume it is similar in most smaller, Midwestern college towns, it is she who is usually the initiator of the breakup. And the breakup come in threes.

Charlie Freak's postulate:

The first breakup (the HS boyfriend) is initiated by the girl any time between the summer before college starts and the semester break of freshman year. Triple the chances if it's long-distance.

The second breakup (the new discovery) happens around age 21 when she is able to get into the clubs/bars and starts to think the person she's with is "too serious." This one may be initiated by either side, however - I'd say 75/25 in favor of the woman initiating.

The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate and realizes he's not marriage/baby-making material. Can also be career-motivated. Decent-looking, smart single women in their mid-to-late 20's simply don't exist here.

Anyway, I can't tell you how many times I've heard "dude, how did you know?"

It's science.


You sound like a needy geek. Don't worry, I was one too. Took me until my late 30s till I got over it. Hang in there, dude.
 
2014-01-02 01:12:56 AM

Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"


Sorry, just read your profile, ignore my previous comment please.
 
2014-01-02 01:48:44 AM

show me: Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"

Sorry, just read your profile, ignore my previous comment please.


Dude, I was in my 20's once, have the T-shirt, etc. Although for me it was dumped once and dumper 2nd time. Third time lucky (but she had already followed the postulate to the letter).

I see it happen to bandmates and employees all the time and it messes with their consistency. Also, it really irks me when bandmates "can't" take on a lot of gigs, practice, or whatever because the clingy control freak in stage 2 won't let them (hey, it's not like you are married and have kids!). Then she dumps him, goes into stage 3 and bandmate is utterly destroyed for about two months. shiat show for sure.

Bonus points if she shows up to a gig with her friends and tries to act all blasé and aloof (look at me, I'm having a great time and this doesn't affect anyone!), triple points if she shows to a gig with her new guy.

Seen it at least a half dozen times, maybe more. As my daughter would say... annoyin'
 
2014-01-02 03:34:38 AM
Flowery twats
 
2014-01-02 05:55:36 AM
Those numbers sound about right for my girlfriend, maybe a little low. I'm perfectly fine with my whore girlfriend.
 
2014-01-02 06:02:24 AM

supichoo: Those numbers sound about right for my girlfriend, maybe a little low. I'm perfectly fine with my whore girlfriend.


We all are!
 
2014-01-02 06:51:21 AM
Stone them!
 
2014-01-02 06:51:33 AM
Those numbers seem a tad low IMO
 
2014-01-02 06:51:45 AM
Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?
 
2014-01-02 06:56:46 AM

taurusowner: Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?


I agree, because if the article is correct, I have known some whores in my life then.

What I want to know is how many women have they kissed.
 
2014-01-02 06:58:24 AM

Smoking GNU: Those numbers seem a tad low IMO


Yeah those numbers seem a little modest. I'm guessing people were not entirely honest about themselves when answering that survey.

Also if kissing a few guys is what y'all refer to as sluts man you don't get out much do ya.

/p.s. dating sucks
 
2014-01-02 07:01:12 AM
How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6
 
2014-01-02 07:01:28 AM
Ok, this is based on a study answered by Eharmony customers.  Which means:

1.Eharmony customers are socially inept to begin with.
2.Liars

This other bit I find hilarious.

Men, on the other hand, face being stood up twice and will have six one-night stands before they meet their ideal partner. This figure could be coming down, though, because a separate study suggests that men are becoming less afraid of commitment.
They also want to settle down at a younger age than a decade ago, a survey of 2,000 adults by dating site eHarmony found.



Really? Only six one night stands, do friends with benefits count?  Did they survey the Amish?
 
2014-01-02 07:02:08 AM
Think about how many women will never be romantically kissed.  They drag the averages way down.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:09 AM

Smoking GNU: Those numbers seem a tad low IMO


After auto-double, they're about right.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:33 AM

diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6


37.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:34 AM
That survey makes me look like a non-catholic priest and my wife is practically a saint by these standards!

I better anoint her tonight.
 
2014-01-02 07:03:40 AM

Misconduc: whores.


the801: sluts.


Bob Falfa: Slutty whores.


minoridiot: Whorey sluts.


...and we're done here.
 
2014-01-02 07:04:32 AM

theflatline: diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6

37.


Dang it.. I'd better get busy.
 
2014-01-02 07:04:54 AM
Welp, I'm a slattern.
 
2014-01-02 07:05:41 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Think about how many women will never be romantically kissed.  They drag the averages way down.


True. I would very much like to see a scatter plot of respondents. Particularly with age, whether they are in college, and weight.
 
2014-01-02 07:05:59 AM

Charlie Freak: The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate


"Ready to graduate" at 23? What is she, retarded?
 
2014-01-02 07:07:11 AM

diaphoresis: theflatline: diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss?  I need to know.... I'm on #6

37.

Dang it.. I'd better get busy.


How many penises have you kissed?
 
2014-01-02 07:08:39 AM

theflatline: Ok, this is based on a study answered by Eharmony customers.  Which means:

1.Eharmony customers are socially inept to begin with.
2.Liars

This other bit I find hilarious.

Men, on the other hand, face being stood up twice and will have six one-night stands before they meet their ideal partner. This figure could be coming down, though, because a separate study suggests that men are becoming less afraid of commitment.
They also want to settle down at a younger age than a decade ago, a survey of 2,000 adults by dating site eHarmony found.


Really? Only six one night stands, do friends with benefits count?  Did they survey the Amish?


Also this.

The survey coming from eHarmony is automatic cause to suspect the results.

Also, I've heard virtually everywhere else that men are actually moving farther and farther away from traditional marriage and commitment. With the way civil courts, divorce, child support, and domestic violence laws are written, marriage is more and more of a losing game for men every day. I'm very curious how eHarmony got that tidbit from the results.
 
2014-01-02 07:11:14 AM

Fear the Clam: Charlie Freak: The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate

"Ready to graduate" at 23? What is she, retarded?


Hey, all of that whoring around takes up time you know...
 
2014-01-02 07:11:48 AM
I only date above-average women!
 
2014-01-02 07:15:00 AM
GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
 
2014-01-02 07:16:03 AM

Misconduc: whores.


This.
 
2014-01-02 07:18:24 AM

spamdog: GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND


Can i go too?
 
2014-01-02 07:22:26 AM
That's it??? Goddamn Puritans
 
2014-01-02 07:23:22 AM
whorey-whore-whores
 
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