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(Mirror.co.uk)   J-Lo Tweets New Year's Day greeting with picture of her at a subway stop. I got two words for you: DAT and ASS   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 81
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2014-01-01 06:34:19 PM  
data3.whicdn.com
 
2014-01-01 07:42:45 PM  
Malformed buttocks.
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2014-01-01 07:45:08 PM  
If J-Lo plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Gigli" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2014-01-01 07:52:29 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Rumor has it that on the set of "Gigli" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


That was hardly the worst thing that happened on the set of Gigli.
 
2014-01-01 08:02:18 PM  
2 more words.

DOSE and HEELZ.

//Rawrrrrrrrrr
 
2014-01-01 08:33:24 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If J-Lo plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Gigli" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


You married a Puerto Rican too?
 
2014-01-01 08:43:30 PM  
Behind; the yellow line.
 
2014-01-01 08:44:57 PM  
Thought I was gonna see her in a Subway sandwich shop - reading fail

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2014-01-01 08:50:59 PM  

hackhix: Thought I was gonna see her in a Subway sandwich shop - reading fail

[mooselicker.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]


She would seriously cripple me for life.

/not complaining mind you
 
2014-01-01 08:54:04 PM  
She's pretty. Too bad about the disproportionate huge ass.
 
2014-01-01 08:55:09 PM  
2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

Dat Ass
 
2014-01-01 08:55:39 PM  
Woah.  That's a nice turd cutter for such an old lady.
 
2014-01-01 09:12:32 PM  
I'll just leave this here:
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2014-01-01 09:15:02 PM  
When 44-year old men have their mid-life crisis, they buy a sports car.

When 44-year old J-Lo has her mid-life crisis, she has her publicist hire a shiatty magazine to take a photo of her fat ass, and 'shop the fark out of it.

/Unsure which is less cathartic.
 
2014-01-01 09:28:19 PM  
She's fantastic.
 
2014-01-01 09:32:08 PM  
J-Lo Tweets New Year's Day greeting with picture of her at a subway stop. I got two words for you. DAT FAT, and ASS

Yeah. Besides being the most awful, unlikable, narcissistic, rude, biatchy c♣nt in the world, she also has a gigantic, fat arse. You can keep her, subby.
 
2014-01-01 09:42:22 PM  
She's clearly a depreciating asset.
 
2014-01-01 09:43:41 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If J-Lo plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Gigli" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


In fairness, she did it to save time.
 
2014-01-01 09:47:31 PM  
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2014-01-01 09:55:35 PM  
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Oh sorry doing it wrong :\
 
2014-01-01 09:55:39 PM  
I'd give that some taco flavored keeses
 
2014-01-01 09:57:41 PM  
The anus is unremarkable.
 
2014-01-01 09:59:30 PM  

Misconduc: Oh sorry doing it wrong :\


You're evil.

I like you.
 
2014-01-01 10:08:51 PM  
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2014-01-01 10:24:00 PM  
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2014-01-01 10:34:20 PM  
That just looks...odd. Doesn't match the rest of her body.
 
2014-01-01 10:43:28 PM  
Bums aside...I really couldn't believe when I was DJing and apparently J-Lo has street cred. And some how "Jenny From The Block" didn't strip her of that.

but yeah, I would strip her
 
2014-01-01 10:47:42 PM  

Misconduc: [www.knifeforums.com image 428x548]

Oh sorry doing it wrong :\


Hahaha!!!! Hadn't seen that one in awhile.  Kudos.
 
2014-01-01 10:59:30 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Yeah. Besides being the most awful, unlikable, narcissistic, rude, biatchy c♣nt in the world, she also has a gigantic, fat arse. You can keep her, subby.


Is she worse than Mariah Carey?
 
2014-01-01 11:00:08 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If J-Lo plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Gigli" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Lol I don't care what other people say I love this meme
 
2014-01-01 11:06:21 PM  
She has a strangely proportioned body. Was it photoshopped or is she a freak?
 
2014-01-01 11:14:48 PM  
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2014-01-01 11:30:20 PM  

red5ish: She has a strangely proportioned body. Was it photoshopped or is she a freak?


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2014-01-01 11:33:59 PM  
She's not going to have an ass much longer if she doesn't stand behind the yellow line.
 
2014-01-01 11:37:16 PM  
I'll take her ass over that fat blob of goo Kim Kardashian calls an ass.
 
2014-01-01 11:40:54 PM  
i3.mirror.co.uk

Just a quick look and I noticed the following...

1. Modified seam of her jeans to make her arse the general shape.

2. Airbrushed lines either on the actual jeans or 'shopped in to enhance the illusion.

3. The pose carefully places the arse on the yellow line for contrast and ease of 'shopping to enhance the effect.

Remember, nothing released to the public by the "celebrity" is spontaneous or a mistake. Everything is coordinated, rehearsed, shot, shot again, shot again, edited, 'shopped, reviewed, 'shopped again, reviewed again, then released.

/I saw an arse that looked better in the checkout line at W-mart today
 
2014-01-01 11:53:00 PM  

MrEricSir: She's not going to have an ass much longer if she doesn't stand behind the yellow line.


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I wonder what she would say if the doctors told her the only way to save her life was by removing her arse cheeks?


Your free script idea for today is maniac super villain kidnaps celebrities and modifies their trademark body parts.

Headline screams 'J-Lo and Kim K. taken!' Evil kidnapper threatens "Unless I get a billion dollars I'll lipo them both down to the size of Miley!"
 
2014-01-01 11:58:33 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: ZeroCorpse: Yeah. Besides being the most awful, unlikable, narcissistic, rude, biatchy c♣nt in the world, she also has a gigantic, fat arse. You can keep her, subby.

Is she worse than Mariah Carey?


About 1,000,000 times worse. I've been in her presence, and she's an incredibly foul human being who treats most others like crap. She could be the most beautiful woman on Earth, and she'd still be incredibly ugly.
 
2014-01-02 12:08:39 AM  
Long hair, cap, leather jacket w/ (faux!) fur, awesome butt in tight jeans and high heels...perfect score.
I don't care if her personality is awful or if she's a riach biatch or whatever. I'm not trying to meet or date her. The picture works for me and I'll be in my bunk.

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2014-01-02 12:23:01 AM  

ZeroCorpse: antidisestablishmentarianism: ZeroCorpse: Yeah. Besides being the most awful, unlikable, narcissistic, rude, biatchy c♣nt in the world, she also has a gigantic, fat arse. You can keep her, subby.

Is she worse than Mariah Carey?

About 1,000,000 times worse. I've been in her presence, and she's an incredibly foul human being who treats most others like crap. She could be the most beautiful woman on Earth, and she'd still be incredibly ugly.


I sort of remember someone on here claiming to have stirred a drink with his penis for one of those two celebrities.
 
2014-01-02 12:26:22 AM  
famous only because someone with actual talent died
 
2014-01-02 12:35:14 AM  
im eating a buttload of peanut chews hoping it'll go to my butt so i can look like that but it's not gonna happen.

/for some reason I think she seems like a nice person
 
2014-01-02 12:47:31 AM  

ZeroCorpse: antidisestablishmentarianism: ZeroCorpse: Yeah. Besides being the most awful, unlikable, narcissistic, rude, biatchy c♣nt in the world, she also has a gigantic, fat arse. You can keep her, subby.

Is she worse than Mariah Carey?

About 1,000,000 times worse. I've been in her presence, and she's an incredibly foul human being who treats most others like crap. She could be the most beautiful woman on Earth, and she'd still be incredibly ugly.


Details?
 
2014-01-02 12:56:10 AM  
I've two words - NOBODY and CARES. Photoshopped "casual picture" of celebrity. Big deal.
 
2014-01-02 01:03:47 AM  
The people in the actual neighborhood that she grew up in HATE her...
 
2014-01-02 01:05:10 AM  
I'm thinking 'how hot can you look at a subway stop, in winter?'  Looks at pic.. that's not too bad.
 
2014-01-02 01:57:01 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If J-Lo plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Gigli" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Ah, the ol' waffle stomp
 
2014-01-02 02:02:50 AM  
tosh.comedycentral.com
 
2014-01-02 02:04:46 AM  

illannoyin: [i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Just a quick look and I noticed the following...

1. Modified seam of her jeans to make her arse the general shape.

2. Airbrushed lines either on the actual jeans or 'shopped in to enhance the illusion.

3. The pose carefully places the arse on the yellow line for contrast and ease of 'shopping to enhance the effect.

Remember, nothing released to the public by the "celebrity" is spontaneous or a mistake. Everything is coordinated, rehearsed, shot, shot again, shot again, edited, 'shopped, reviewed, 'shopped again, reviewed again, then released.

/I saw an arse that looked better in the checkout line at W-mart today


Thats a lot of words to say you can tell by the pixels.
 
2014-01-02 03:12:15 AM  
She a good looking broad and all, but her shiat house attitude really kills it for me.
 
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