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(My Fox Phoenix)   New Year's FAIL: Man allegedly kills his own son with an axe because he felt the demonic child was going to eat him   (myfoxphoenix.com) divider line 156
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2014-01-01 05:10:46 PM
So it begins.
 
2014-01-01 05:18:31 PM
I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.
 
2014-01-01 05:23:18 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.


I'm sure it did.  Without religion, this guy probably would have just thought his kid was an alien who was going to eat him.
 
2014-01-01 05:38:39 PM
Lizzy Borden disagrees.

Violently.
 
2014-01-01 05:44:50 PM
And then he sat down and watched Duck Dynasty?
 
2014-01-01 05:48:11 PM
it never ends well with demonic children. when will people learn?

www.morphizm.com
 
2014-01-01 06:03:37 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.


My guess is that hard drugs had more to do with it.
 
2014-01-01 06:19:25 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.

My guess is that hard drugs had more to do with it.


Yup.  Religion cold not possibly have had anything to do with his state of mind.  At all.
 
2014-01-01 06:22:42 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.

My guess is that hard drugs had more to do with it.

Yup.  Religion cold not possibly have had anything to do with his state of mind.  At all.


There's a good chance that poor mental health and possibly religion played into it as well, I'm just saying that religion alone doesn't make a guy who's raised a kid for 13 years suddenly snap and go 'aaahhh! he's a demon that's going to eat me!'
 
2014-01-01 06:38:01 PM
He axed him nicely not to eat him.
 
2014-01-01 07:01:40 PM
www.seriouseats.com
 
2014-01-01 07:16:53 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Should have escaped into the basement....
 
2014-01-01 07:17:34 PM
Don't tell the elf.
 
2014-01-01 07:45:02 PM
Dat Axe.
 
2014-01-01 07:48:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-01 08:13:33 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-01-01 08:14:07 PM
 
2014-01-01 08:14:55 PM
Prince Jodos?
 
2014-01-01 08:16:25 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.

My guess is that hard drugs had more to do with it.

Yup.  Religion cold not possibly have had anything to do with his state of mind.  At all.


I bet anything he played video games.
 
2014-01-01 08:18:30 PM
Axe me no questions, I'll fell you no trees.
 
2014-01-01 08:19:09 PM

Begoggle: Benevolent Misanthrope: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.

My guess is that hard drugs had more to do with it.

Yup.  Religion cold not possibly have had anything to do with his state of mind.  At all.

I bet anything he played video games.


Probably dosed himself with dihydrogen monoxide on a regular basis too
 
2014-01-01 08:19:29 PM

the801: it never ends well with demonic children. when will people learn?

[www.morphizm.com image 200x240]


WTF is THAT??
 
2014-01-01 08:20:04 PM
 5 bucks on covering up sexual abuse.
 
2014-01-01 08:21:17 PM

Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.

I'm sure it did.  Without religion, this guy probably would have just thought his kid was an alien who was going to eat him.


Your sarcasm detector is broken.
 
2014-01-01 08:24:45 PM
i.imgur.com

Come on Farkers. Its a movie featuring an axe as the "holy weapon" for killing "demons", along with a guy who thinks his son is a demon.
 
2014-01-01 08:25:31 PM
The guy was unhinged and unemployed, which could point to an untreated mental illness with extra anxiety being added onto it.  Further proof that the 'fark you got mine' system of governance simply does not work.
 
2014-01-01 08:25:43 PM
It's a trick.
 
2014-01-01 08:26:07 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-01 08:26:21 PM
ax me no questions and i'll sell you no ties.
 
2014-01-01 08:26:35 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: The guy was unhinged and unemployed, which could point to an untreated mental illness with extra anxiety being added onto it.  Further proof that the 'fark you got mine' system of governance simply does not work.


What do you mean? we don't have to pay for his kid now, either.
 
2014-01-01 08:26:57 PM
img.fark.net

Damn, what bad timing is this ad on the main page!
 
2014-01-01 08:28:37 PM
We shouldn't make fun of this guy.

If there's anything that horror movies have taught me it's that kids get possessed by demons ALL THE TIME.  I mean everyone's always laughing about the crazy guy that thinks his son's a demon until they find themselves being thrown off the steeple of a church or driven into insanity by said demon child.
 
2014-01-01 08:31:58 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 850x362]

Come on Farkers. Its a movie featuring an axe as the "holy weapon" for killing "demons", along with a guy who thinks his son is a demon.


Came for this.  Glad someone remembered it.
 
2014-01-01 08:32:05 PM

Fano: Guntram Shatterhand: The guy was unhinged and unemployed, which could point to an untreated mental illness with extra anxiety being added onto it.  Further proof that the 'fark you got mine' system of governance simply does not work.

What do you mean? we don't have to pay for his kid now, either.


Yeah you can't say it doesn't work if you don't state what their goals are. I think it's working just fine certain people.
 
2014-01-01 08:34:01 PM
This is the real world and we should just bury this guy next to the son and move on as society, but I've been revisiting the Dresden Files.

What if the kid WAS gonna eat him?
 
2014-01-01 08:39:13 PM
img0104.popscreencdn.com

"Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
 
2014-01-01 08:40:41 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 850x362]

Come on Farkers. Its a movie featuring an axe as the "holy weapon" for killing "demons", along with a guy who thinks his son is a demon.


had to dig through to find it.  loved that movie, just forgot the title...
 
2014-01-01 08:43:09 PM
Abraham approves.
 
2014-01-01 08:43:28 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.

I'm sure it did.  Without religion, this guy probably would have just thought his kid was an alien who was going to eat him.

Your sarcasm detector is broken.


It looks like yours is.
Or maybe mine is?
 
2014-01-01 08:45:05 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.

I'm sure it did.  Without religion, this guy probably would have just thought his kid was an alien who was going to eat him.

Your sarcasm detector is broken.


It seems that maybe yours is broken. That said, who is the fail tag for, the son?
 
2014-01-01 08:47:55 PM
Is he a Pink Floyd fan?
 
2014-01-01 08:50:12 PM

Rann Xerox: Is he a Pink Floyd fan?


Be careful with that...
 
2014-01-01 08:50:19 PM
You really don't know for sure that this kid was not a minion of the Dark Lord sent to this time and place to wreak havoc upon the world and eat the souls of those who would oppose him spiraling them into the darkness and warmth that is the evil one through the many faces of delight that would engulf the world in a fiery glow of something something SATAN!!!
 
2014-01-01 08:50:37 PM
There's a woman in Arizona who'd be perfect for him! Save the match.com fees.
 
2014-01-01 08:52:24 PM
The guy probably feared for his life with good cause. Look at all these recent murdering psychopathic youth incidents.
This father is a hero.
 
2014-01-01 08:54:29 PM
Wrong tag, should be SAD ... fellow is obviously not compis mentis
 
2014-01-01 08:55:14 PM
Is the little boy at least a cornea donor, please God?
 
2014-01-01 08:58:51 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.


And the zealots who think the First Amendment protects them from background checks, registration, theological training and religious competency testing just allowed another child to die in the name of "Freedom".
 
2014-01-01 08:58:53 PM

Abacus9: DarkSoulNoHope: Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm certain religion had absolutely nothing to do with this.

I'm sure it did.  Without religion, this guy probably would have just thought his kid was an alien who was going to eat him.

Your sarcasm detector is broken.

It seems that maybe yours is broken. That said, who is the fail tag for, the son?


Probably the son, because he didn't duck fast enough.
 
2014-01-01 09:01:30 PM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 630x420]


Hilarity: I *just* finished watching that movie like 10 seconds before clicking on Fark and seeing this link at the top.
 
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