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(CNN)   Ariel Sharon's condition takes a turn for the worst. In other news, Ariel Sharon is still alive   (cnn.com) divider line 82
    More: Followup, Ariel Sharon, Israelis, Hebrew University, Israeli media, Likud, Sheba Medical Center  
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2014-01-01 06:23:08 PM  
You know, being in a coma for 8 years has got to be one of the worst possible fates imaginable. Thee are very few people evil enough to actually deserve such a fate, but I'd say Ariel Sharon is one of them.
 
2014-01-01 06:25:30 PM  
i.imgur.com

Just kidding. I only wanted to make a Little Mermaid joke.
 
2014-01-01 06:46:41 PM  
His family planned to meet at the Israeli hospital Saturday to mark the eighth anniversary of his hospitalization

That's a little too morbid even for me.
 
2014-01-01 06:49:41 PM  
I knew there was some middle eastern leader who'd gone into a coma years ago and then.....he never died. He's still in a coma.

I never cared enough to actually look it up, but I found myself thinking, Whatever happened to that guy? I think he's still in a coma.
 
2014-01-01 06:52:09 PM  
Sharon in a coma, I know I know it's serious.
 
2014-01-01 06:56:08 PM  
Worst could be even worse.  He could be wurst.
 
2014-01-01 06:56:23 PM  
I'd love to see the hospital bill when he finally croaks.
 
2014-01-01 06:57:04 PM  

Fart_Machine: Sharon in a coma, I know I know it's serious.


We need more leaders like that.
 
2014-01-01 06:58:58 PM  
Ariel Sharon's condition takes a turn for the worst better. In other news, Ariel Sharon is still alive

FTFY subby.

Dead > 8 years in a coma
 
2014-01-01 07:00:56 PM  

Greta_VanHouten: I'd love to see the hospital bill when he finally croaks.


The family is going to be shekeled to that financial burden.
 
2014-01-01 07:04:51 PM  
www.examiner.com

RIP Sharon
 
2014-01-01 07:04:52 PM  
What a coincidence, Just earlier today I was reminded that Fidel Castro is still alive too. In both cases, my reaction was genuine surprise at their lack of death.
 
2014-01-01 07:05:09 PM  
Worse.


/pedantic
 
2014-01-01 07:06:00 PM  
Interesting prophecy from renown rabbi Yitzhak Kaduri before his death in 2006 said that the Messiah would return after Sharon's death.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yitzhak_Kaduri
 
2014-01-01 07:08:47 PM  

Banned on the Run: Greta_VanHouten: I'd love to see the hospital bill when he finally croaks.

The family is going to be shekeled to that financial burden.


Eh, they've had Obamacare since Obama was a pot smoking middle schooler.
 
2014-01-01 07:13:13 PM  
Duh duh duh duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh Duh duh duh duh DUH duh

MY SHARONA!

Duh duh duh duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh Duh duh duh duh DUH duh

IN A COMA!
 
2014-01-01 07:16:07 PM  

I declare Jizad!: Hope the poisonous old reptile dies soon. Preferably just as he wakes up surrounded by his family and then gets a massive, prolonged and painful heart attack.


This.
 
2014-01-01 07:16:40 PM  
Fat fark finally found a way to lose weight, I bet.
 
2014-01-01 07:18:44 PM  
i.imgur.com

RIP Ariel
 
2014-01-01 07:19:10 PM  

what_now: You know, being in a coma for 8 years has got to be one of the worst possible fates imaginable. Thee are very few people evil enough to actually deserve such a fate, but I'd say Ariel Sharon is one of them.


You've got to cut the guy some slack. His job for 20 years was killing people to protect Israeli land. Towards the end, he started to realize that peace was the only way forward. Dubya didn't do that much good, but he did get Sharon to talk peace with Abbas.

No one should be left in a state like this. Just pull the plug already.
 
2014-01-01 07:21:57 PM  
buh-buh-buh-byeeeeee-Sharon-uh
 
2014-01-01 07:22:11 PM  
Boobie doobie doop doop doop doop doobie doobie
Boobie doobie doop doop doop doop doobie doobie

MY SHARONA
 
2014-01-01 07:23:32 PM  

The Flexecutioner: buh-buh-buh-byeeeeee-Sharon-uh


Damn you, Flexicutioner!

/*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-01-01 07:25:53 PM  

NewportBarGuy: No one should be left in a state like this. Just pull the plug already.


He's 85 years old. Just let him go already.
The miracle of modern medicine *snort*
 
2014-01-01 07:29:49 PM  

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 850x1133]

RIP Ariel


hot.
 
2014-01-01 07:31:06 PM  
db.carbuzz.com

Ariel's Speedwagon
 
2014-01-01 07:32:03 PM  
Before anyone posts it ironically, the picture of three people jumping for joy (while a lovely bit of "Yeah this IS an assholish way to respond to someone's death!" face-smearing), would probably be in bad taste.

/If this comment doesn't make sense, don't worry about it.
 
2014-01-01 07:34:02 PM  
"Ariel's Out. Everyone Switching to Cable"
 
2014-01-01 07:36:03 PM  
Sharon is OK. He did his duty for decades then realized the best way forward was peace. He's far better than Bush and Cheney in that regard.
 
2014-01-01 07:38:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: NewportBarGuy: No one should be left in a state like this. Just pull the plug already.

He's 85 years old. Just let him go already.
The miracle of modern medicine *snort*


One reason he's still plugged in has to do with the prophecies of Rabbi Yitzchak Kaduri (dead) he was well respected and had/has a lot of followers in Israel.  George Noory of coasttocoast fame just had a show on this

A prophecy made by a 108 year old rabbi, Yitzchak Kaduri, stated in 2007 that when Ariel Sharon dies, the Messiah would return soon afterwards and his name is Jesus! He claims Jesus appeared to him and told him this. This was a well respected RABBI saying that JESUS IS THE MESSIAH!  "
 
2014-01-01 07:39:55 PM  

bearded clamorer: [db.carbuzz.com image 427x320]

Ariel's Speedwagon


I laughed harder at that than I should have. The thought of a hearse smoking its tires was the absurdity that did it.
 
2014-01-01 07:40:35 PM  
Hell, Sharon isn't just bad off, it's destroyed.
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-01 08:04:26 PM  

cryinoutloud: I knew there was some middle eastern leader who'd gone into a coma years ago and then.....he never died. He's still in a coma.

I never cared enough to actually look it up, but I found myself thinking, Whatever happened to that guy? I think he's still in a coma.


Maybe somebody made a remote controlled suicide bomber out of him.
 
2014-01-01 08:09:07 PM  
farking kidnapper/rapists deserve to die in prison. Those poor girls.
 
2014-01-01 08:16:44 PM  
The kidneys were what finally gave out on my grandfather. He spent the last years of his life frantically caring for my grandmother who was besot with dementia. It was like watching two wonderful people just fall right into the dumps almost instantly.

It was a weird end for him. The doctor said the kidneys developed gangrene as an indirect result of his neglect to follow instructions on how to take care of himself (probably not surprising given how busy he was with grandma). The odd result was that the doctor said his last moments would be spent as if he were drunk, and it showed. The last conscious moments of his life were downright giddy. It was a very strange departure from his more familiar surly personality. Then he passed out. A few hours later it was over.

There's a lot of so-called "natural causes" from which one can die. I don't recommend kidney-disease or dementia to anyone. Not even to those I oppose politically.
 
2014-01-01 08:22:45 PM  
According to this rabbi's prophecy, the messiah will return after the death of Sharon.
 
2014-01-01 08:27:55 PM  
In other news, Ariel Sharon is still alive

And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
 
2014-01-01 08:39:40 PM  

what_now: You know, being in a coma for 8 years has got to be one of the worst possible fates imaginable. Thee are very few people evil enough to actually deserve such a fate, but I'd say Ariel Sharon is one of them.


Because he's a Jew or because he's a politician?
 
2014-01-01 09:01:03 PM  

GanjSmokr: In other news, Ariel Sharon is still alive

And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.


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                                        "Wait ... what?"
 
2014-01-01 09:02:35 PM  
What the hell did Ariel Sharon do to piss off Fark?  As far as I can tell he didn't start any wars himself.
 
2014-01-01 09:07:18 PM  
Well if Ariel dies I'm switching to Comic Sans.
 
2014-01-01 09:21:11 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: GanjSmokr: In other news, Ariel Sharon is still alive

And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 488x488]

                                        "Wait ... what?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=butZyxI-PRs
 
2014-01-01 09:29:52 PM  

Lsherm: What the hell did Ariel Sharon do to piss off Fark?  As far as I can tell he didn't start any wars himself.


Fark HATES Israel.  But not because they're Jewish!  Because you can be anti-Zionist without being anti-Semitic.

I know that because they tell you every chance they get.
 
2014-01-01 10:07:28 PM  

trotsky: Sharon is OK. He did his duty for decades then realized the best way forward was peace. He's far better than Bush and Cheney in that regard.


Careful with that bar you set. Somebody might trip over it.
 
2014-01-01 10:37:08 PM  

SOON

www.scottstander.com

/slackers
 
2014-01-01 10:39:58 PM  
You know what? I just can't find any sympathy. What are the odds?
 
2014-01-01 10:40:44 PM  

DrunkenBob: what_now: You know, being in a coma for 8 years has got to be one of the worst possible fates imaginable. Thee are very few people evil enough to actually deserve such a fate, but I'd say Ariel Sharon is one of them.

Because he's a Jew or because he's a politician?


[why_not_both.jpg]
 
2014-01-01 10:42:02 PM  

BravadoGT: Lsherm: What the hell did Ariel Sharon do to piss off Fark?  As far as I can tell he didn't start any wars himself.

Fark HATES Israel.  But not because they're Jewish!  Because you can be anti-Zionist without being anti-Semitic.

I know that because they tell you every chance they get.


I'm left as they come. I don't hate Israel. I despise people on a personal level who hate Jews on principle. I've known more than a few good Jews. Never known a single good anti-Jew.

Will say a few things:

1) Don't agree politically with the large part of the current Israeli government.
2) The word "Zion" is thrown around WAY too much, both pro and con.
3) Israel absolutely has a right to exist.
4) Palestine also has a right to exist.
5) Peace will not come easily, nor quickly, nor without compromise.
 
2014-01-01 11:19:40 PM  

Hilary T. N. Seuss: What a coincidence, Just earlier today I was reminded that Fidel Castro is still alive too. In both cases, my reaction was genuine surprise at their lack of death.


Really? After 641 failed assassination plans and attempts by the CIA you're still surprised that Castro is alive?

Just kidding. Nobody is more surprised that he is still alive than he is. He's in really great shape for a man his age. I think it is because of all the six hour speeches. He's got the upper body strength and health of a 91 year old orchestra conductor. Best exercise ever, apart from swimming maybe. Castro has encouraged a lot of swimming, but I don't know if he has ever tried any long-distance swims himself.
 
2014-01-01 11:25:01 PM  
I've always suspected that Sharon would make a full come-back from his coma and rule Israel again. After all, the Revelation of Saint John the Divine says the Beast from the Land, 666, would suffer a seemingly mortal wound and amaze the world by recovering.

If he dies, I want proof it's not a trick.

If he dies without becoming the Beast of Revelation, I will, like every True Believer since that book was written, admit he wasn't the real Beast and move on. But I'm taking at least one Republican who believes that Obama is the Antichrist with me. Even if I have to grab him by the short and curlies, kicking and screaming into reality.
 
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