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2014-01-01 03:51:32 PM
2014-01-01 04:29:38 PM

But IIIIIIII caaaaaan't help, falling in Lovvvvvve wiiiiiith yoooooooouuuuu.

Thankya.  Thankyaverymuch.

2014-01-02 12:51:59 AM
2014-01-02 01:09:31 AM
I have no ears...

I have no ears...
2014-01-02 07:57:49 AM
I'll just leave these right here for no reason...


Oh, I'm sorry.  Were you trying to look at something else?


Women be shoppin'!!!!
2014-01-02 12:04:57 PM
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi is a Ho.
2014-01-02 12:10:57 PM
Snickering seal, snickering seal, snickering seal ....

Now, say it real fast.
2014-01-02 12:11:54 PM
"and the mechanic says"...*chuckle*...looks like you blew a seal!"

/with votee
2014-01-02 12:14:22 PM
"I took his bukket"
2014-01-02 12:15:24 PM
"I just peed in the pool"
2014-01-02 12:20:04 PM
Blubber?  I hardly knew her.
2014-01-02 12:21:17 PM
"Oh, you were serious?!  Please, go on..."
2014-01-02 12:26:22 PM
Flipper? I barely knew her
2014-01-02 12:32:56 PM
This (snicker) 'tale' gets my 'seal' (snicker) of approval and it goes like this:

This bottle nosed dolphin walks in to a bar and say (snicker) how much for a beer?

And the guy at the bar (snicker) says "You aint very bright for an animal, (snicker) are you?

And the dolphin gets offended and says (snicker) "Sir! Dolphins have the highest cognitive (snicker) ability in the sea world. We communicate, form groups and (snicker) use deductive reasoning to solve complex issues. So, (snicker) sir, what do you say to that?

And the guy at the bar says (snicker) "If you're so smart, then you would have realized (snicker) this is a sushi bar. (snicker)

And he (snicker) stabs the dolphin right in the blow hole!
Har! Har!
2014-01-02 12:39:14 PM
Oops, I farted
2014-01-02 12:42:06 PM
Moving to these brisk waters of Colorado was the best decision I ever made, man.
2014-01-02 12:49:58 PM
"...as you exit the church observe the collection box for the poor on your left."
2014-01-02 01:07:55 PM
"Man oh man, those people who belong to the political party I oppose are IDIOTS!"

/see, it works no matter which party you belong to
2014-01-02 01:33:47 PM
Oh wait, you're serious?  Let me laugh even harder!
2014-01-02 02:05:06 PM
What's that? It's too cold? Shrinkage you say? Uh huh.

Hold on a sec....posting this to facebook.
2014-01-02 02:07:46 PM
Knock knock.

Who's there?

I'mma seal.

I'mma seal who?

I'mma seal you later.
2014-01-02 02:30:25 PM
He said "how do you know my mom?"
I said "She smells like dinner."
2014-01-02 10:00:59 PM
"Looks like you got a turtle down there!"
2014-01-03 09:51:35 AM
Just tell them it's a little smudge of ice cream
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