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(Gizmodo)   The world's 19 weirdest hangover remedies. Come for the deep fried canary, stay for the dried bull penis   (gizmodo.com) divider line 86
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2014-01-01 02:29:01 PM
...stay for the dried bull penis


"What a pizzle."

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2014-01-01 02:31:39 PM
Hell, dried bull penis is how I got this hangover.
 
2014-01-01 02:50:15 PM
Vitamins and water before bed.  When you jerk awake because the alcohol is out of your bloodstream, drink more water and take another vitamin.  Carb-laden fatty breakfast the next morning, with more vitamins, juice, and extra salt.  If you can do it, take 1/4tsp salt and 1/4 tsp "lite salt" (potassium salt), washed down with juice.  Tons of water all day.
 
2014-01-01 02:52:54 PM
I saw no bloody mary on that list, nor chilaquiles. Also, in the early evening before doing a shiatload of drinking, if I have time, I like to eat a big bowl of steel-cut Irish oats. It's the best way to keep the booze from ravaging your innards in the first place, and then at the end of the night you guzzle water to flush the whole mess out. And a hammerhead first thing in the morning (a shot of espresso in a a large cup of drip-brewed coffee).
 
2014-01-01 03:46:48 PM
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Is not amused.
 
2014-01-01 03:52:24 PM
O2
Vitamin B12
Pedialyte/ Gatorade
Cabbage foods
 
2014-01-01 05:07:14 PM
Lots of sex always helps me.
 
2014-01-01 05:10:22 PM
 Benevolent Misanthrope:  Carb-laden fatty breakfast the next morning, with more vitamins, juice, and extra salt.

No wonder I never get a hangover...
 
2014-01-01 05:17:49 PM
Water just before you go to bed.
 
2014-01-01 05:25:35 PM
Lots of water and breakfast. Ibuprophen for headache as needed.

/felt like shiat this morning
 
2014-01-01 05:31:21 PM
Only needed for those people that get hangovers. Have never been able to, strangely enough, no matter how hard i try.

/let the raging commence
 
2014-01-01 05:31:53 PM
Alka-seltzer saved me this morning.
 
2014-01-01 05:34:51 PM
Dammit, I misread the headline and accidentally came for the dried bull penis.  Now I got a mess to clean up.
 
2014-01-01 05:40:04 PM
I had my bowl of menudo this morning so I'm solid.
 
2014-01-01 05:40:46 PM
I can deal with normal hangovers, but at a young age I've learned not to trifle with getting shnockered on champagne or wine.  Something about those two in the morning I can't hold water down.
 
2014-01-01 05:41:29 PM
Finally a reason to justify my bull penis habit.
 
2014-01-01 05:42:26 PM
Is rabbit shiat tea any worse than cat shiat coffee?
 
2014-01-01 05:45:19 PM
I prefer my bull penis raw and on the hoof.
 
2014-01-01 05:45:43 PM
Pedialyte.

If you're going to seriously get your drink on, plan ahead...get 2 bottles, and put them in the fridge. When you get home from your night of debauchery, grab one bottle and drink as much as you can. If you're feeling pukey, puke first, then drink as much as you can.

You will probably wake up in the middle of the night to whiz. Take this opportunity to finish off the first bottle, then crash till morning. Once morning hits, open up the second bottle and drink it up. Boom, hangover gone.
 
2014-01-01 05:46:22 PM
No thanks, I prefer my bull penis wet thank you very much.
 
2014-01-01 05:49:10 PM
My next hangover I'm going to the place where lockers goes.
 
2014-01-01 05:52:18 PM
Water between drinks.
 
2014-01-01 05:53:39 PM

timujin: Dammit, I misread the headline and accidentally came for the dried bull penis.  Now I got a mess to clean up.


Ha!

Drink water after each cocktail.
Morning:
Spicy Bloody Mary with salted rim, hearty breakfast, more water, vitamins, exercise, fresh air.
 
2014-01-01 05:54:27 PM
even if you try the dried bull penis and it works, it still means you had a bull's dick in your mouth
 
2014-01-01 05:59:35 PM
No mention of my favorite hangover remedy: frequent masturbation. It doesn't really help but it does take your mind off your hangover for a few minutes.
 
2014-01-01 06:00:19 PM
Dried bull penis is my dog's favorite chew treat.  Seriously, dogs love them.  If you love your dog, you should get him or her some dried bull penis treats.
 
2014-01-01 06:02:43 PM
So hungover.

Cold water makes me puke.

Ouch.
 
2014-01-01 06:06:15 PM
You see this is how bi-curious people justify their actions.

"Nah man..... It cures my hangover.... yeah.... seriously!"

/no thanks
//penis is still penis.... no matter what it cures.
 
2014-01-01 06:06:24 PM
Hydrate earlier in the day.
 
2014-01-01 06:12:28 PM
All things considered a steak is going to give you the same nutrients as a bull penis and you can skip the weird feelings about eating it. But deep fried canary...Well hell, come here Tweety.
 
2014-01-01 06:14:02 PM
Banana, and OJ.
 
2014-01-01 06:14:35 PM
Wake up juice:

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2014-01-01 06:17:12 PM
The best cure for a hangover is not to drink all night when you have to be up early the next day.
 
2014-01-01 06:18:53 PM

ReapTheChaos: The best cure for a hangover is not to drink all night when you have to be up early the next day.


Oh NOW you tell me.
 
2014-01-01 06:22:18 PM
Wake and bake.
 
2014-01-01 06:23:43 PM
What, no menudo?

blogs.dallasobserver.com

It always worked wonders for me back in my drinking days.
 
2014-01-01 06:23:48 PM
Hold his legs, when he breathes in, pour it in him and hold his nose, he'll have to swallow it.

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gun powder, cayenne pepper, hot mustard, ipecac, asafoetida, and croton oil

It kind of makes a mans stomach, not hold liquor (hell, anything else for that matter!)
 
2014-01-01 06:26:30 PM

oh_please: Pedialyte.


I agree it's great but I balk at the price for something so simple, sterile saline solution with added zinc and potassium for $6+ a pop.  I do what Misanthrope said and combine NaCl and KCl salts in distilled water and pop a vitamin- super easy and cheap.
 
2014-01-01 06:29:17 PM

Oldiron_79: Wake and bake.


This^
 
2014-01-01 06:35:40 PM

p51d007: Hold his legs, when he breathes in, pour it in him and hold his nose, he'll have to swallow it.

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gun powder, cayenne pepper, hot mustard, ipecac, asafoetida, and croton oil

It kind of makes a mans stomach, not hold liquor (hell, anything else for that matter!)



+1

Was just looking for a clip of that
 
2014-01-01 06:38:50 PM
Poutine is a Canadian hangover cure?  That's news to this Canadian.
 
2014-01-01 06:41:17 PM
My friend swears by it, but he makes a dozen biscuits and a large thing of gravy (with a ton of pepper), the more you cook the gravy the hotter the pepper gets. After a night of drinking he drinks water and eats his biscuits and gravy, no hangover the next day.

He swears by it, I don't drink enough to bake a dozen biscuits so I have no clue.
 
2014-01-01 06:58:00 PM

megarian: So hungover.

Cold water makes me puke.

Ouch.


So water boarding is out of the question?
 
2014-01-01 07:17:02 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: So hungover.

Cold water makes me puke.

Ouch.

So water boarding is out of the question?


HORK
 
2014-01-01 07:27:43 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Vitamins and water before bed.  When you jerk awake because the alcohol is out of your bloodstream, drink more water and take another vitamin.  Carb-laden fatty breakfast the next morning, with more vitamins, juice, and extra salt.  If you can do it, take 1/4tsp salt and 1/4 tsp "lite salt" (potassium salt), washed down with juice.  Tons of water all day.


Wise words, just wish I had learned the above sooner
 
2014-01-01 07:36:28 PM
came for the prairie oyster, leaving disgusted...

/if you're that hung over, how are you going to get something like that down?
 
2014-01-01 07:48:00 PM
There are no useful hangover remedies.

Repeat: NONE of them work.

While dehydration and nutrient leeching are both elements of the hangover, what you're actually experiencing is acute alcohol withdrawal (depending on dosage, it could be much worse withdrawal). However, most of the effects are caused not by alcohol itself, but by its metabolites. As your body breaks down the alcohol into its metabolites, it starts to reel from the effects. The first parts of the effects are the aforementioned dehydration and nutrient leeching - it costs water and nutrients to do this work. While restoring them is important, it is not enough. The other key factor is that your body has to dispose of the metabolites. It does this in four ways: urine, feces, sweat, and exhalation. If you've really hurt yourself, your gut fauna will die and your feces will turn to diarrhea.

The presence of the metabolites is what causes the worst of the effects of the withdrawal. Only time removes them from your body. The more you drink, the more this junk builds up inside you. The longer you drink, the more this junk builds up inside you. "Hair of the Dog" makes it worse, not better. Use of NSAIDS during this time will kill your liver. The only winning move is to stop drinking.
 
2014-01-01 07:55:52 PM

Danger Avoid Death: What, no menudo?

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It always worked wonders for me back in my drinking days.


It's number 12...
 
2014-01-01 07:56:38 PM
spoonful of honey is excellent to get the upset stomach settled enough for real food
 
2014-01-01 08:02:49 PM

tlchwi02: spoonful of honey is excellent to get the upset stomach settled enough for real food


You got it, baby. If there's one thing that makes me feel less likely to puke, it's the thought of swallowing bee vomit...

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