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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-01 01:22:44 PM
Lee County State's Attorney Anna Sacco-Miller cited a state law that says any statement made by a deceased witness can be used as evidence, only if it was made under oath - such as in a trial or other court proceeding - so that the statement might have been challenged under cross-examination.

The texts are not strictly speaking hearsay because they are not offered for the truth of the contents. If she was pretending to have an affair, her husband can still claim provocation.
 
2014-01-01 02:29:34 PM
"This is a case of a defendant actually walking in on an adulterous relationship," Mertes said.

Wha?
 
2014-01-01 05:42:59 PM
Is this the jealousy or the realization? You might say to the self of you MEOW WHAT IS THIS QUESTION YOU ARE ASKING?

Well let me provide to you the explanation. You see jealousy is that which would occur when you catch the swoonful letter textings of the other and then find the naked picture which he did the sending of and say OM MAGOODNESS I CANNOT HAVE COMPETITION WITH THIS. That is correct you will never do the world rocking to she such as this person does. This would then lead to the jealousy and might cause the snapping and then the killing for the purposing of revenge. Of course this does not provide the excuse but I wish for viewing this naturalistically.

Now the second of this is the realization and is one you probably did not have consideration of but this is because unlike me you do not have the ability for thinking outside of the boxing ring as is done by me. Perhaps he observed this and thought to the self of him OH DEAR ME THAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE OF PERSONS SHE HAS SUCH THE BAD TEST. And then. With these words. He thinks. And the realization comes. Yes she is the person with the horrible taste. But she did the choosing of the husband. HE. IS. THE. UNDESIRABLENESS. OF. THE. PERSONS!

Yes you see what has happened here is that he learned through the cheating what many others did not ever say to him. He is the horrible person who only the person who is most desperate could ever find loving of.

This is something which cannot possibly be realized by me as I am the individual who if the lady saw on the phone of the lover of she would be the one to cause the intense jealousy but also the admiration of me as I would provide something for striving for. However I can understand those who wish for having snapping when they realize they are the horrible person who is not loved. I still have the concern this is the action of the roommate of me one day. She is the bigger person so I believe I can outrun she and perhaps do the trickings with the Twinkies.

So what is it that you have the thought of? Guilty or not the guilty? Please provide the reasons.
 
2014-01-01 06:12:48 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "This is a case of a defendant actually walking in on an adulterous relationship," Mertes said.

Wha?


www.shenit.com
 
2014-01-01 06:13:36 PM
Is tag for subby's reading comprehension?
 
2014-01-01 06:14:23 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Is tag for subby's reading comprehension?


Yes
 
2014-01-01 06:15:02 PM

meow said the dog: Is this the jealousy or the realization? You might say to the self of you MEOW WHAT IS THIS QUESTION YOU ARE ASKING?

Well let me provide to you the explanation. You see jealousy is that which would occur when you catch the swoonful letter textings of the other and then find the naked picture which he did the sending of and say OM MAGOODNESS I CANNOT HAVE COMPETITION WITH THIS. That is correct you will never do the world rocking to she such as this person does. This would then lead to the jealousy and might cause the snapping and then the killing for the purposing of revenge. Of course this does not provide the excuse but I wish for viewing this naturalistically.

Now the second of this is the realization and is one you probably did not have consideration of but this is because unlike me you do not have the ability for thinking outside of the boxing ring as is done by me. Perhaps he observed this and thought to the self of him OH DEAR ME THAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE OF PERSONS SHE HAS SUCH THE BAD TEST. And then. With these words. He thinks. And the realization comes. Yes she is the person with the horrible taste. But she did the choosing of the husband. HE. IS. THE. UNDESIRABLENESS. OF. THE. PERSONS!

Yes you see what has happened here is that he learned through the cheating what many others did not ever say to him. He is the horrible person who only the person who is most desperate could ever find loving of.

This is something which cannot possibly be realized by me as I am the individual who if the lady saw on the phone of the lover of she would be the one to cause the intense jealousy but also the admiration of me as I would provide something for striving for. However I can understand those who wish for having snapping when they realize they are the horrible person who is not loved. I still have the concern this is the action of the roommate of me one day. She is the bigger person so I believe I can outrun she and perhaps do the trickings with the Twinkies.

So what is it that you have the thought of? Guilty or not the guilty? Please provide the reasons.



English, how does it work?
 
2014-01-01 06:18:38 PM
Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?
 
2014-01-01 06:19:11 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-01-01 06:20:37 PM
OMG, LOL, DOA.
 
2014-01-01 06:21:43 PM

meow said the dog: Is this the jealousy or the realization? You might say to the self of you MEOW WHAT IS THIS QUESTION YOU ARE ASKING?

Well let me provide to you the explanation. You see jealousy is that which would occur when you catch the swoonful letter textings of the other and then find the naked picture which he did the sending of and say OM MAGOODNESS I CANNOT HAVE COMPETITION WITH THIS. That is correct you will never do the world rocking to she such as this person does. This would then lead to the jealousy and might cause the snapping and then the killing for the purposing of revenge. Of course this does not provide the excuse but I wish for viewing this naturalistically.

Now the second of this is the realization and is one you probably did not have consideration of but this is because unlike me you do not have the ability for thinking outside of the boxing ring as is done by me. Perhaps he observed this and thought to the self of him OH DEAR ME THAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE OF PERSONS SHE HAS SUCH THE BAD TEST. And then. With these words. He thinks. And the realization comes. Yes she is the person with the horrible taste. But she did the choosing of the husband. HE. IS. THE. UNDESIRABLENESS. OF. THE. PERSONS!

Yes you see what has happened here is that he learned through the cheating what many others did not ever say to him. He is the horrible person who only the person who is most desperate could ever find loving of.

This is something which cannot possibly be realized by me as I am the individual who if the lady saw on the phone of the lover of she would be the one to cause the intense jealousy but also the admiration of me as I would provide something for striving for. However I can understand those who wish for having snapping when they realize they are the horrible person who is not loved. I still have the concern this is the action of the roommate of me one day. She is the bigger person so I believe I can outrun she and perhaps do the trickings with the Twinkies.

So ...



MSTD, I love you so much. I have had a terrible day, but your posts combined with the inevitable responses from people who don't already know who you are never fail to put me in a good mood.
 
2014-01-01 06:23:45 PM

meow said the dog: Is this the jealousy or the realization? You might say to the self of you MEOW WHAT IS THIS QUESTION YOU ARE ASKING?

Well let me provide to you the explanation. You see jealousy is that which would occur when you catch the swoonful letter textings of the other and then find the naked picture which he did the sending of and say OM MAGOODNESS I CANNOT HAVE COMPETITION WITH THIS. That is correct you will never do the world rocking to she such as this person does. This would then lead to the jealousy and might cause the snapping and then the killing for the purposing of revenge. Of course this does not provide the excuse but I wish for viewing this naturalistically.

Now the second of this is the realization and is one you probably did not have consideration of but this is because unlike me you do not have the ability for thinking outside of the boxing ring as is done by me. Perhaps he observed this and thought to the self of him OH DEAR ME THAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE OF PERSONS SHE HAS SUCH THE BAD TEST. And then. With these words. He thinks. And the realization comes. Yes she is the person with the horrible taste. But she did the choosing of the husband. HE. IS. THE. UNDESIRABLENESS. OF. THE. PERSONS!

Yes you see what has happened here is that he learned through the cheating what many others did not ever say to him. He is the horrible person who only the person who is most desperate could ever find loving of.

This is something which cannot possibly be realized by me as I am the individual who if the lady saw on the phone of the lover of she would be the one to cause the intense jealousy but also the admiration of me as I would provide something for striving for. However I can understand those who wish for having snapping when they realize they are the horrible person who is not loved. I still have the concern this is the action of the roommate of me one day. She is the bigger person so I believe I can outrun she and perhaps do the trickings with the Twinkies.

So ...


I absolutely love you.
 
2014-01-01 06:24:18 PM
Some men did not know text messaging was a useful thing until their girlfriend was angry.

It is useful for some passive-aggressive females that do not actually want to discuss topics face to face.

\Typically if you receive an angry text from this type of person, do not respond to this text.   In the big picture you cannot win and will probably lose one way or another.
 
2014-01-01 06:25:28 PM

uncleacid: OMG, LOL, DOA.


HA!
 
2014-01-01 06:26:29 PM

ZAZ: Lee County State's Attorney Anna Sacco-Miller cited a state law that says any statement made by a deceased witness can be used as evidence, only if it was made under oath - such as in a trial or other court proceeding - so that the statement might have been challenged under cross-examination.

The texts are not strictly speaking hearsay because they are not offered for the truth of the contents. If she was pretending to have an affair, her husband can still claim provocation.


I think the prosecution's point is they have no direct evidence she was the one who sent the texts. Something akin to the provenance of an objet d'art (such as the dates/times of the text, and whether she was in possession of the phone at those times) would be needed, but it might be hard to establish those things without her around to answer some questions.
 
2014-01-01 06:30:00 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?


Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.
 
2014-01-01 06:31:49 PM

ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.


Myself among them, thanks
 
2014-01-01 06:33:05 PM

NutWrench: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "This is a case of a defendant actually walking in on an adulterous relationship," Mertes said.

Wha?


img.fark.net

Wow!  I'll bet those are really easy to carry!  (Look, Ma - No hands!)
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-01 06:33:27 PM
ArcadianRefugee

If he found the texts on her phone, or found that they appeared to have been sent from her phone, his mental state is in play even if she was set up. He doesn't have to prove she was cheating, only that he thought she was cheating.

We had a story a few years ago about a man who shot his wife's lover based on her false cries of rape. Same principle. He reasonably believed she had just been raped and acted on that belief. The prosecutor declined to charge him. The wife went to jail for manslaughter.
 
2014-01-01 06:33:30 PM

meow said the dog: Guilty or not the guilty? Please provide the reasons.


The yes. Because... well, you already have the knowing of why.  ;)
 
2014-01-01 06:35:49 PM

ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.


Compared to the bulk of the posts on Fark, MSTD's stuff is gold. It's just barely comprehensible, if you read it slowly, and the structure makes it far more entertaining than a lot of the crap people post. Meow is like the dollar-store version of TMLO: not nearly as good, but acceptable in a pinch and usually labeled in broken English by a child laborer.
 
2014-01-01 06:37:38 PM

noitsnot: NutWrench: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "This is a case of a defendant actually walking in on an adulterous relationship," Mertes said.

Wha?

[img.fark.net image 490x348]

Wow!  I'll bet those are really easy to carry!  (Look, Ma - No hands!)


The sound is always kind of muffled, though
 
2014-01-01 06:37:38 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.

Myself among them, thanks


Laughter OL!
 
2014-01-01 06:38:35 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: noitsnot: NutWrench: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "This is a case of a defendant actually walking in on an adulterous relationship," Mertes said.

Wha?

[img.fark.net image 490x348]

Wow!  I'll bet those are really easy to carry!  (Look, Ma - No hands!)

The sound is always kind of muffled, though


Yeah, but having that phone would make it a lot more difficult for muggers to snatch.
 
2014-01-01 06:40:02 PM

noitsnot: NutWrench: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "This is a case of a defendant actually walking in on an adulterous relationship," Mertes said.

Wha?

[img.fark.net image 490x348]

Wow!  I'll bet those are really easy to carry!  (Look, Ma - No hands!)


I started hitting the wine early but at first glance that looks like a sex toy.
A friend wants to know if it has a vibrate ring tone and if you can hit redial.
 
2014-01-01 06:45:50 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.

Myself among them, thanks


Obv; I was more replying to the other guy by explaining your comment.


ZAZ: ArcadianRefugee

If he found the texts on her phone, or found that they appeared to have been sent from her phone, his mental state is in play even if she was set up. He doesn't have to prove she was cheating, only that he thought she was cheating.


Not the point. The point is he could have been the one to "set her up", in which case it is most assuredly 1st-degree murder. The prosecution obviously thinks this is a Murder 1 situation but doesn't have any proof that the texts were his creation as "motive". Otherwise -- if they were only trying for Murder 2 -- there is no reason for them to object to something that would clearly provide motive and slam-dunk their case (seeing as how he has also already confessed).
 
2014-01-01 06:45:59 PM

Captain James T. Smirk: meow said the dog: Is this the jealousy or the realization? You might say to the self of you MEOW WHAT IS THIS QUESTION YOU ARE ASKING?

Well let me provide to you the explanation. You see jealousy is that which would occur when you catch the swoonful letter textings of the other and then find the naked picture which he did the sending of and say OM MAGOODNESS I CANNOT HAVE COMPETITION WITH THIS. That is correct you will never do the world rocking to she such as this person does. This would then lead to the jealousy and might cause the snapping and then the killing for the purposing of revenge. Of course this does not provide the excuse but I wish for viewing this naturalistically.

Now the second of this is the realization and is one you probably did not have consideration of but this is because unlike me you do not have the ability for thinking outside of the boxing ring as is done by me. Perhaps he observed this and thought to the self of him OH DEAR ME THAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE OF PERSONS SHE HAS SUCH THE BAD TEST. And then. With these words. He thinks. And the realization comes. Yes she is the person with the horrible taste. But she did the choosing of the husband. HE. IS. THE. UNDESIRABLENESS. OF. THE. PERSONS!

Yes you see what has happened here is that he learned through the cheating what many others did not ever say to him. He is the horrible person who only the person who is most desperate could ever find loving of.

This is something which cannot possibly be realized by me as I am the individual who if the lady saw on the phone of the lover of she would be the one to cause the intense jealousy but also the admiration of me as I would provide something for striving for. However I can understand those who wish for having snapping when they realize they are the horrible person who is not loved. I still have the concern this is the action of the roommate of me one day. She is the bigger person so I believe I can outrun she and perhaps do the trickings with the Twinkies.

So ...


MSTD, I love you so much. I have had a terrible day, but your posts combined with the inevitable responses from people who don't already know who you are never fail to put me in a good mood.


There is something about Meow's posts that always makes me smile, too. That and the part about tricking the fat roommate with Twinkies just made my shiatty day much better laughter OL.
 
2014-01-01 06:48:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?


I generally scan the first couple lines of a meow post, and then find something better to do with my brain.
 
2014-01-01 06:49:18 PM

meow said the dog: Is this the jealousy or the realization? You might say to the self of you MEOW WHAT IS THIS QUESTION YOU ARE ASKING?

Well let me provide to you the explanation. You see jealousy is that which would occur when you catch the swoonful letter textings of the other and then find the naked picture which he did the sending of and say OM MAGOODNESS I CANNOT HAVE COMPETITION WITH THIS. That is correct you will never do the world rocking to she such as this person does. This would then lead to the jealousy and might cause the snapping and then the killing for the purposing of revenge. Of course this does not provide the excuse but I wish for viewing this naturalistically.

Now the second of this is the realization and is one you probably did not have consideration of but this is because unlike me you do not have the ability for thinking outside of the boxing ring as is done by me. Perhaps he observed this and thought to the self of him OH DEAR ME THAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE OF PERSONS SHE HAS SUCH THE BAD TEST. And then. With these words. He thinks. And the realization comes. Yes she is the person with the horrible taste. But she did the choosing of the husband. HE. IS. THE. UNDESIRABLENESS. OF. THE. PERSONS!

Yes you see what has happened here is that he learned through the cheating what many others did not ever say to him. He is the horrible person who only the person who is most desperate could ever find loving of.

This is something which cannot possibly be realized by me as I am the individual who if the lady saw on the phone of the lover of she would be the one to cause the intense jealousy but also the admiration of me as I would provide something for striving for. However I can understand those who wish for having snapping when they realize they are the horrible person who is not loved. I still have the concern this is the action of the roommate of me one day. She is the bigger person so I believe I can outrun she and perhaps do the trickings with the Twinkies.

So ...


Thank you, meow, for bringing a much needed smile to my New Year's Day.
 
2014-01-01 06:51:30 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.

Myself among them, thanks


I have the ditto. This is the thanks.
 
2014-01-01 06:54:04 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Not the point. The point is he could have been the one to "set her up", in which case it is most assuredly 1st-degree murder. The prosecution obviously thinks this is a Murder 1 situation but doesn't have any proof that the texts were his creation as "motive". Otherwise -- if they were only trying for Murder 2 -- there is no reason for them to object to something that would clearly provide motive and slam-dunk their case (seeing as how he has also already confessed).


Sucks to have to prove your case when you're a prosecutor.

Wait.

No.
No, it doesn't.
 
2014-01-01 07:04:00 PM

JoieD'Zen: noitsnot: NutWrench: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "This is a case of a defendant actually walking in on an adulterous relationship," Mertes said.

Wha?

[img.fark.net image 490x348]

Wow!  I'll bet those are really easy to carry!  (Look, Ma - No hands!)

I started hitting the wine early but at first glance that looks like a sex toy.
A friend wants to know if it has a vibrate ring tone and if you can hit redial.



A sex toy you can use to call for help after things go horribly wrong...
 
2014-01-01 07:05:01 PM
If provoking phone calls and text messages are considered reasonable defenses for murder, does this mean mob justice can be enacted against every political campaign office without repercussion?

Go on, this idea intrigues me...
 
2014-01-01 07:07:53 PM
Hey, MY wife sends ME texts sometimes!

Also, where are all the knife control arguments in this thread? ("If they would OUTLAW knives, this sort of thing wouldn't happen" "If they outlaw knives, only criminals would have knives."  "If only SHE had had a knife...")
 
2014-01-01 07:17:43 PM

Speef: Hey, MY wife sends ME texts sometimes!

Also, where are all the knife control arguments in this thread? ("If they would OUTLAW knives, this sort of thing wouldn't happen" "If they outlaw knives, only criminals would have knives."  "If only SHE had had a knife...")


What about a pointed stick?
 
2014-01-01 07:31:00 PM
There is no reason that you need a fully pointed stick for self-defense or hunting. You can do both with a normal blunt stick.
 
2014-01-01 07:33:31 PM
cdn.smartphowned.com
 
2014-01-01 07:35:57 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.

Myself among them, thanks


Which of his identical posts do you find funnier, the 500th or the 600th?
 
2014-01-01 07:38:07 PM
*huggings to you all who have had the bad day*

/at least you did not become the person caught doing the texting and then in the middle of the texting to the lover of you find that you suddenly are having the stabbing with the knfksajfasj;lf sdfsj;lssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
 
2014-01-01 07:38:39 PM

Prey4reign: meow said the dog: Is this the jealousy or the realization? You might say to the self of you MEOW WHAT IS THIS QUESTION YOU ARE ASKING?

Well let me provide to you the explanation. You see jealousy is that which would occur when you catch the swoonful letter textings of the other and then find the naked picture which he did the sending of and say OM MAGOODNESS I CANNOT HAVE COMPETITION WITH THIS. That is correct you will never do the world rocking to she such as this person does. This would then lead to the jealousy and might cause the snapping and then the killing for the purposing of revenge. Of course this does not provide the excuse but I wish for viewing this naturalistically.

Now the second of this is the realization and is one you probably did not have consideration of but this is because unlike me you do not have the ability for thinking outside of the boxing ring as is done by me. Perhaps he observed this and thought to the self of him OH DEAR ME THAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE OF PERSONS SHE HAS SUCH THE BAD TEST. And then. With these words. He thinks. And the realization comes. Yes she is the person with the horrible taste. But she did the choosing of the husband. HE. IS. THE. UNDESIRABLENESS. OF. THE. PERSONS!

Yes you see what has happened here is that he learned through the cheating what many others did not ever say to him. He is the horrible person who only the person who is most desperate could ever find loving of.

This is something which cannot possibly be realized by me as I am the individual who if the lady saw on the phone of the lover of she would be the one to cause the intense jealousy but also the admiration of me as I would provide something for striving for. However I can understand those who wish for having snapping when they realize they are the horrible person who is not loved. I still have the concern this is the action of the roommate of me one day. She is the bigger person so I believe I can outrun she and perhaps do the trickings with the Twinkies.

So what is it that you have the thought of? Guilty or not the guilty? Please provide the reasons.


English, how does it work?


Welcome to Fark. Favorite him as incomprehensible, and enjoy the ride.
 
2014-01-01 07:42:12 PM

nytmare: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.

Myself among them, thanks

Which of his identical posts do you find funnier, the 500th or the 600th?


Yes
 
2014-01-01 07:47:49 PM

nytmare: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.

Myself among them, thanks

Which of his identical posts do you find funnier, the 500th or the 600th?


LAUGHTER OL you are such the cute little person. Who are you?
 
2014-01-01 07:56:17 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

I generally scan the first couple lines of a meow post, and then find something better to do with my brain.


Me too. When I try to read and understand meow's long posts it feels like I'm loosing IQ points.

I favorited meow because sometimes he/she has very insightful comments worth reading. These are always shorter than two lines. The long ones? Nope.
 
2014-01-01 07:57:10 PM
Texts are a moot point.
When politicians cheat on their wives, the wives are supposed to 'stand by her man'. but if a wife cheats on her husband it is OK to kill her?
Whether she was cheating or not doesn't excuse his actions.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-01 07:57:54 PM
If I ever need to kill my wife and get away with it, I'm calling ArcadianRefugee for advice.

But first, step 1: Find a wife...
 
2014-01-01 07:58:49 PM
Prey4reign:  ...

i.imgur.com

/meow ^_^
 
2014-01-01 08:09:40 PM

traylor: it feels like I'm loosing IQ points.


LAUGHTER OL indeed it has occurred for you

Also jokings is on the husband in the story of this because when the person was saying to she in the text that he was laying pipe he actually did mean this and it was not the youth-a-missilem.
 
2014-01-01 08:19:56 PM

meow said the dog: *huggings to you all who have had the bad day*

/at least you did not become the person caught doing the texting and then in the middle of the texting to the lover of you find that you suddenly are having the stabbing with the knfksajfasj;lf sdfsj;lssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



"She was posting just fine, but suddenly there was some gibberish, and then nothing but an INTERNET FORUM DIAL TONE!!!!"

/I hope she's OK...
 
2014-01-01 08:26:50 PM

peacheslatour: Speef: Hey, MY wife sends ME texts sometimes!

Also, where are all the knife control arguments in this thread? ("If they would OUTLAW knives, this sort of thing wouldn't happen" "If they outlaw knives, only criminals would have knives."  "If only SHE had had a knife...")

What about a pointed stick?


Ooh, getting all high and mighty are you? What, fresh fruit isn't good enough for you?
 
2014-01-01 09:11:38 PM

nytmare: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: English, how does it work?


Not familiar with meow, then?

Meow's prone to barely comprehensible gibberings. Apparently, people find this [intentional?] "Engrish" entertaining.

Myself among them, thanks

Which of his identical posts do you find funnier, the 500th or the 600th?


His?  I believe Meow is a lady.
 
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