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(ESPN)   Can the Dawgs schuck the Huskers again? Will the Badgers bite the Ball Coach? Is Sparty and the Cardinal a new sit-com? There's Bengals and Hawkeyes, Knights and Bears and more, oh my. Grab the sofa and let the New Years Bowls play your hangover away   ( divider line
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2014-01-01 01:11:52 PM  
3 votes:

clkeagle: The rest of us (any Husker fan with an IQ over 90)

That's gotta be a tight group.
2014-01-01 04:14:10 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: South Carolina wins it.

And surprisingly, Johnny Manziel was the player of the game
2014-01-02 12:07:41 AM  
1 vote:
We've secretly replaced the Bears defense with da Bears defense.

/at least they made the post-season.
2014-01-02 12:07:34 AM  
1 vote:
This game is a breaking madden with tackling turned down to zero
2014-01-01 10:55:30 PM  
1 vote:
Man they need to quit allowing Lou Holtz to speak, or tighten up his dentures.
2014-01-01 10:38:06 PM  
1 vote:
Jones, did you order a youth size jersey?
2014-01-01 10:14:40 PM  
1 vote:
This game is a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance
2014-01-01 10:05:27 PM  
1 vote:

harleyquinnical: Maybe it's just a case of "fark it, leave it up there." I figure the next line they put up will be the furthest point on the previous drive, because LINES.

I vote for body outlines of injured players.
2014-01-01 09:57:48 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: Well that was lame.

The fake is a lie?

(Sorry late to the portal jokes)
2014-01-01 09:52:40 PM  
1 vote:
Portals, no sense crying over every mistake
2014-01-01 09:10:26 PM  
1 vote:
Every time they mention Storm Johnson, I think of Portal.

2014-01-01 08:46:31 PM  
1 vote:
Ben Vereen just ate the anthem like a fat chick on a bag of oreos. God Damn.
2014-01-01 08:04:52 PM  
1 vote:

harleyquinnical: I favor Wisconsin for some reason.

Probably because you're a good person.
2014-01-01 05:10:34 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-01 03:49:03 PM  
1 vote:

HeathenHealer: smerfnablin: Are Nebraska fans still wandering the streets with torches and pitch forks looking to get rid of their head coach?

Yes. They have been since Osborne left. I live in South Dakota, there are LOTS of Husker fans around here. Most of them are barely tolerable and still basking in their glory days of 15-20 years ago.

/Tommy Frazier is NOT walking through that door

This is what husker haters actually believe.
2014-01-01 01:13:49 PM  
1 vote:

TheOther: clkeagle: The rest of us (any Husker fan with an IQ over 90)

That's gotta be a tight group.

The "N" on Nebraska's football helmets stands for "Knowledge".
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