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2014-01-01 11:34:09 PM
"Snap infraction, bad snap!"
 
2014-01-01 11:35:24 PM

picodenico: Big 900: I went out and froze my ass all morning doing farm chores in -5 degrees.

Nice. I like winter and the cold temps, but this winter has been a bit ridiculous at how continuously cold and snowy it's been.

Oh hey, TD!


Eh, I'd much rather be cold than hot, so I don't really mind. This negative temps and windy shiat gets old though. Fortunately I'm well stocked with beer, scotch, and brandy.
 
2014-01-01 11:37:12 PM

Big 900: Eh, I'd much rather be cold than hot, so I don't really mind. This negative temps and windy shiat gets old though. Fortunately I'm well stocked with beer, scotch, and brandy.


Ditto. Well, not for the scotch part. Plenty of brandy and beer though (ya hey Wisconsin).
 
2014-01-01 11:42:58 PM

harleyquinnical: Big 900:I went out and froze my ass all morning doing farm chores in -5 degrees. Needed some nice winter beers to thaw me out. The one I cracked a few minutes ago is gratuitous, I admit. :)

Please enlighten me as I watch the knight take the lead


Well, first I finished up the Oktoberfest beers(Point and Weihenstphaner), killed a few Potsi porters, during the Badger game I drank New Glarus Two Women from the kegerator in the basement, had a little scotch after dinner, and an finishing the night with Capital Autumnal Fire.

/burp
 
2014-01-01 11:43:00 PM

picodenico: Big 900: Eh, I'd much rather be cold than hot, so I don't really mind. This negative temps and windy shiat gets old though. Fortunately I'm well stocked with beer, scotch, and brandy.

Ditto. Well, not for the scotch part. Plenty of brandy and beer though (ya hey Wisconsin).


Hey im trying to throw a packer party on Sunday in honor of us making the playoffs. Unfortunately I'm an east coaster and have never been to Wisconsin. Any advice on making it super wisconsiny? I'm getting highlife and taking my best stab at cheese curds
 
2014-01-01 11:43:00 PM
Balsac the Jaws of Death is UCF's mascot?
 
2014-01-01 11:43:38 PM
BCS Megacast on every f*cking network ESPN owns.

Except ABC, where everybody can see it.

Jerks.
 
2014-01-01 11:46:34 PM

Big 900: harleyquinnical: Big 900:I went out and froze my ass all morning doing farm chores in -5 degrees. Needed some nice winter beers to thaw me out. The one I cracked a few minutes ago is gratuitous, I admit. :)

Please enlighten me as I watch the knight take the lead

Well, first I finished up the Oktoberfest beers(Point and Weihenstphaner), killed a few Potsi porters, during the Badger game I drank New Glarus Two Women from the kegerator in the basement, had a little scotch after dinner, and an finishing the night with Capital Autumnal Fire.

/burp


Are the other 12 dwarfs there with you as you consume the hobbit's stash?  Seriously, that sounds awesome.  Whoa...bear down.
 
2014-01-01 11:47:49 PM

thecpt: picodenico: Big 900: Eh, I'd much rather be cold than hot, so I don't really mind. This negative temps and windy shiat gets old though. Fortunately I'm well stocked with beer, scotch, and brandy.

Ditto. Well, not for the scotch part. Plenty of brandy and beer though (ya hey Wisconsin).

Hey im trying to throw a packer party on Sunday in honor of us making the playoffs. Unfortunately I'm an east coaster and have never been to Wisconsin. Any advice on making it super wisconsiny? I'm getting highlife and taking my best stab at cheese curds


Find Korbel brandy. Drink liberally as an old fashioned, or mixed half and half with 7up. If you start to get hammered switch to beer to sober up. Repeat as necessary. Eat cheese and susages.
 
2014-01-01 11:48:42 PM

thecpt: Hey im trying to throw a packer party on Sunday in honor of us making the playoffs. Unfortunately I'm an east coaster and have never been to Wisconsin. Any advice on making it super wisconsiny? I'm getting highlife and taking my best stab at cheese curds


Cheddar. Brats boiled in cheap beer (the High life will work nicely) and then grilled. Burgers. Venison if you can find it. If you can get cheese curds, go for it. The best and freshest curds squeak when you eat them. Summer sausage. Big soft pretzels with mustard. Brandy old fashioneds.

And milk, because Wisconsin.

Big 900: New Glarus Two Women


A freaking delicious beer. I was very impressed when I had that beer.
 
2014-01-01 11:49:57 PM

Big 900: If you start to get hammered switch to beer to sober up.


This quote might be the best representation of Wisconsin I've ever heard.
 
2014-01-01 11:51:09 PM

picodenico: BCS Megacast on every f*cking network ESPN owns.

Except ABC, where everybody can see it.

Jerks.




THIS. Fark sports cable-only move. Baseball is the worse, but college football is a close second.
 
2014-01-01 11:51:59 PM
Is it just me or do these announcers not realize that UCF is winning, and has been winning for the whole game?
 
2014-01-01 11:52:55 PM

bionicjoe: Is it just me or do these announcers not realize that UCF is winning, and has been winning for the whole game?


Yeah, they need to go home.  They're way too drunk.  IT'S KNIGHT TIME!
 
2014-01-01 11:53:17 PM
Wow, UCF is doing pretty good.

Iamos: THIS. Fark sports cable-only move. Baseball is the worse, but college football is a close second.


Yup. Although I will say, that as a Brewers fan, I listen to every game possible on the radio, and likely would do the same even if I could watch them. Uecker is simply too good not to listen to every chance possible.
 
2014-01-01 11:53:24 PM

picodenico: Big 900: If you start to get hammered switch to beer to sober up.

This quote might be the best representation of Wisconsin I've ever heard.


Truth. And thanks for the advice. I'm definitely taking a photo of the spread.

And now your thinking win bortles
 
2014-01-01 11:54:52 PM

thecpt: Truth. And thanks for the advice. I'm definitely taking a photo of the spread.


Hah, nice. Hope it goes well!
 
2014-01-01 11:55:15 PM

harleyquinnical: Big 900: harleyquinnical: Big 900:I went out and froze my ass all morning doing farm chores in -5 degrees. Needed some nice winter beers to thaw me out. The one I cracked a few minutes ago is gratuitous, I admit. :)

Please enlighten me as I watch the knight take the lead

Well, first I finished up the Oktoberfest beers(Point and Weihenstphaner), killed a few Potsi porters, during the Badger game I drank New Glarus Two Women from the kegerator in the basement, had a little scotch after dinner, and an finishing the night with Capital Autumnal Fire.

/burp

Are the other 12 dwarfs there with you as you consume the hobbit's stash?  Seriously, that sounds awesome.  Whoa...bear down.


I have a weakness in that I always come home with ramdom sixers of beer. I end up buying something new before I finish it, so the garage fridge fills up with a mishmash of micros. Decided this morning that today was the day to reset, you could say. I do have to say; the more I drink of the Two Women the more I like it. Especially on tap. Especially especially on tap in my basement. ;)
 
2014-01-01 11:58:08 PM

picodenico: thecpt: Hey im trying to throw a packer party on Sunday in honor of us making the playoffs. Unfortunately I'm an east coaster and have never been to Wisconsin. Any advice on making it super wisconsiny? I'm getting highlife and taking my best stab at cheese curds

Cheddar. Brats boiled in cheap beer (the High life will work nicely) and then grilled. Burgers. Venison if you can find it. If you can get cheese curds, go for it. The best and freshest curds squeak when you eat them. Summer sausage. Big soft pretzels with mustard. Brandy old fashioneds.

And milk, because Wisconsin.

Big 900: New Glarus Two Women

A freaking delicious beer. I was very impressed when I had that beer.


Yup very good. Even better on tap.
 
2014-01-01 11:58:19 PM

Iamos: picodenico: BCS Megacast on every f*cking network ESPN owns.

Except ABC, where everybody can see it.

Jerks.

THIS. Fark sports cable-only move. Baseball is the worse, but college football is a close second.


Not to defend baseball but MLB has an option where you can pay a flat fee (I think it's $120/season to watch any game (subject to blackout restrictions).

If CFB had that I would be first in line to sign up.
 
2014-01-01 11:59:09 PM
Game is not over.

Baylor TD
 
2014-01-01 11:59:12 PM
Shootout resumes.....
 
2014-01-02 12:03:17 AM

Big 900: Yup very good. Even better on tap.


Yeah, I've had it both ways, and I do agree. I've found that Spotted Cow tastes better in bottles to me though, instead of on tap. Either way though, delicious.

PluckYew: Not to defend baseball but MLB has an option where you can pay a flat fee (I think it's $120/season to watch any game (subject to blackout restrictions).


Yup, I paid for the audio subscription a few years ago to do that, and it was cheap and awesome. I loved that, so I could listen to the Brewers when I was living in MN. It pisses me off that I have Charter internet, but not cable, and because I don't have cable, I can't watch ESPN3, or watchespn, or whatever it is now. Thankfully, numerous rather reliable sites stream sports, which is what I'm doing now.
 
2014-01-02 12:03:45 AM

Big 900: I have a weakness in that I always come home with ramdom sixers of beer. I end up buying something new before I finish it, so the garage fridge fills up with a mishmash of micros. Decided this morning that today was the day to reset, you could say. I do have to say; the more I drink of the Two Women the more I like it. Especially on tap. Especially especially on tap in my basement. ;)


Nice.  Due to lack of fridge space, I have to finish each six pack I buy before buying a new one.  I have also started buying bottled conditioned beers to let age for future family gatherings, mostly Lost Abbey stuff, but I have a St. Bernardus too.  WOO ONE SCORE GAME!
 
2014-01-02 12:03:59 AM

PluckYew: Iamos: picodenico: BCS Megacast on every f*cking network ESPN owns.

Except ABC, where everybody can see it.

Jerks.

THIS. Fark sports cable-only move. Baseball is the worse, but college football is a close second.

Not to defend baseball but MLB has an option where you can pay a flat fee (I think it's $120/season to watch any game (subject to blackout restrictions).

If CFB had that I would be first in line to sign up.



Yes, but as I recall all local home games are blacked out, so it's not really a replacement unless you follow an out of area team. I figure if our public bonds are being used to finance brand new stadiums the majority of the games being played in them ought to be broadcast.
 
2014-01-02 12:06:29 AM
I'm kind of amused that Baylor finally ran into an officiating crew that catches their defensive backs holding all the time.  They've pretty much got away with it all year.
 
2014-01-02 12:06:30 AM

harleyquinnical: Nice. Due to lack of fridge space, I have to finish each six pack I buy before buying a new one.


Hooray below zero temps to keep beers cold here!

Also, hooray garages that are cold and locked!
 
2014-01-02 12:07:08 AM
BORTLES!
 
2014-01-02 12:07:12 AM
hahahaha he just stiff armed his own guy to give himself more room.
 
2014-01-02 12:07:33 AM
Well Baylor was back in it.
 
2014-01-02 12:07:34 AM
This game is a breaking madden with tackling turned down to zero
 
2014-01-02 12:07:41 AM
We've secretly replaced the Bears defense with da Bears defense.

/at least they made the post-season.
 
2014-01-02 12:08:27 AM

thecpt: This game is a breaking madden with tackling turned down to zero


lmao
 
2014-01-02 12:08:50 AM

picodenico: hahahaha he just stiff armed his own guy to give himself more room.


Yeah, that was awesome, especially for the score.

picodenico: harleyquinnical: Nice. Due to lack of fridge space, I have to finish each six pack I buy before buying a new one.

Hooray below zero temps to keep beers cold here!

Also, hooray garages that are cold and locked!


Living in western WA does not allow this.  Living near teenage pot smokers also does not allow this
 
2014-01-02 12:08:57 AM
Why even have defense.....?
 
2014-01-02 12:09:05 AM

PluckYew: Game is not over.

Baylor TD


Game has gone back to being over.
Will resume when Baylor scores in 90 seconds.
 
2014-01-02 12:10:08 AM

harleyquinnical: Living near teenage pot smokers also does not allow this


Heh, yeah that would probably not be great.
 
2014-01-02 12:12:05 AM
YOU GET A FLAG! YOU GET A FLAG! YOU GET A FLAG!
 
2014-01-02 12:12:10 AM

picodenico: harleyquinnical: Nice. Due to lack of fridge space, I have to finish each six pack I buy before buying a new one.

Hooray below zero temps to keep beers cold here!

Also, hooray garages that are cold and locked!


Exactly. Although, I'm in the country, do I rarely lock the doors. I also have shop with another full fridge, but that's just shop beer (i.e. Hamm's, PBR, High Life, etc)
 
2014-01-02 12:13:00 AM
Uh oh. What's that smell? Someone's grilling 50 beargers
 
2014-01-02 12:14:52 AM

Big 900: I'm in the country, do I rarely lock the doors.


Yeah, I can understand that. I'm Milwaukee area born and raised, so I've always locked doors.
 
2014-01-02 12:15:00 AM
Do these refs think they get paid by the flag or what?

/Really there haven't been too many bad calls. Baylor is playing really sloppily
 
2014-01-02 12:17:15 AM
I remember watching that game live, and commenting on here. The thread went f*cking insane in the last few minutes of that game when Boise St. won.
 
2014-01-02 12:17:23 AM

picodenico: Big 900: I'm in the country, do I rarely lock the doors.

Yeah, I can understand that. I'm Milwaukee area born and raised, so I've always locked doors.


Ah. I grew upon a farm just north of Madison, now I own a farm just outside of Tomah.

/Yay Wisconsin beer thread
 
2014-01-02 12:17:30 AM

Big 900: Do these refs think they get paid by the flag or what?

/Really there haven't been too many bad calls. Baylor is playing really sloppily


No, it's just a drinking game now.  Drink on every flag.
 
2014-01-02 12:18:49 AM

Big 900: Ah. I grew upon a farm just north of Madison, now I own a farm just outside of Tomah.

/Yay Wisconsin beer thread


Cool beans. WOO BEER!
 
2014-01-02 12:19:32 AM

picodenico: I remember watching that game live, and commenting on here. The thread went f*cking insane in the last few minutes of that game when Boise St. won.


Damnit, wasn't around fark back then. Favorite college game ever. They have that game stream able on websites for free with all play stoppages edited out. I still watch it from time to time
 
2014-01-02 12:20:46 AM

harleyquinnical: Big 900: Do these refs think they get paid by the flag or what?

/Really there haven't been too many bad calls. Baylor is playing really sloppily

No, it's just a drinking game now.  Drink on every flag.


Man, I an used my lived enough already today. Gotta have something left for Sunday. It will take a lot of brandy to stay warm at Lambeau.
 
2014-01-02 12:21:59 AM
*abused*

/stupid phone
 
2014-01-02 12:25:03 AM

Big 900: harleyquinnical: Big 900: Do these refs think they get paid by the flag or what?

/Really there haven't been too many bad calls. Baylor is playing really sloppily

No, it's just a drinking game now.  Drink on every flag.

Man, I an used my lived enough already today. Gotta have something left for Sunday. It will take a lot of brandy to stay warm at Lambeau.


It's gotta be a pain in the ass to pat down everyone over their snowmobile suits.
 
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