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2014-01-01 10:00:04 PM
Well that was a shiatty throw...
 
2014-01-01 10:01:07 PM
Well that was quick.
 
2014-01-01 10:01:50 PM
Ruh roh.
 
2014-01-01 10:02:09 PM

harleyquinnical: picodenico: Wait, there's a line now that actually says 'field goal range' superimposed on the field???

Yeah.  I don't know when they started doing that line, but they are up to 3 lines per red zone play.  They need to slow down and go into rehab for that much coke.


They do it in NFL games, but usually only at the end of the half/game. No idea why you need to know FG range with 8 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter.
 
2014-01-01 10:02:32 PM

thecpt: picodenico: Well that was lame.

The fake is a lie?

(Sorry late to the portal jokes)


I am so glad I wasn't sipping my beer when reading that.   I'm not even angry.

Bears invade again, this time overrunning the back part of the Apature Science facility, only to fail.
 
2014-01-01 10:02:56 PM
Clownshoes
 
2014-01-01 10:03:12 PM

bionicjoe: They do it in NFL games, but usually only at the end of the half/game. No idea why you need to know FG range with 8 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter.


Yeah, I've seen that before...but never one that actually says 'field goal range.' I've seen CBS put in a red line, I think, for it.
 
2014-01-01 10:04:39 PM

bionicjoe: harleyquinnical: picodenico: Wait, there's a line now that actually says 'field goal range' superimposed on the field???

Yeah.  I don't know when they started doing that line, but they are up to 3 lines per red zone play.  They need to slow down and go into rehab for that much coke.

They do it in NFL games, but usually only at the end of the half/game. No idea why you need to know FG range with 8 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter.


Maybe it's just a case of "fark it, leave it up there."  I figure the next line they put up will be the furthest point on the previous drive, because LINES.
 
2014-01-01 10:05:27 PM

harleyquinnical: Maybe it's just a case of "fark it, leave it up there." I figure the next line they put up will be the furthest point on the previous drive, because LINES.


I vote for body outlines of injured players.
 
2014-01-01 10:06:17 PM
omgwtfucf
 
2014-01-01 10:06:30 PM

picodenico: harleyquinnical: Maybe it's just a case of "fark it, leave it up there." I figure the next line they put up will be the furthest point on the previous drive, because LINES.

I vote for body outlines of injured players.


OOOH, even better.  Johnson fumbles again.  Maybe he'll find someone else to help him.
 
2014-01-01 10:06:56 PM
Attention Dames:
We know you gals are no good at man stuff like buying cars. Come to us and we'll help you with all that.
Sincerely,
Truecar.com
 
2014-01-01 10:08:05 PM

Big 900: Attention Dames:
We know you gals are no good at man stuff like buying cars. Come to us and we'll help you with all that.
Sincerely,
Truecar.com


Fark you, Truecar.com.  I'll stick to public transit.
 
2014-01-01 10:09:10 PM

harleyquinnical: steamingpile: You know seeing UCF in a BCS game, it probably makes Notre dame people realize they may have farked up by not hiring him anyway.

Isn't that just the luck of the Irish?


I think they were just stupid, he's a damn good coach and it was a small mistake, I'm just glad he's not at Georgia Tech any longer.
 
2014-01-01 10:09:22 PM
GREAT THROW WOULD CATCH AGAIN!
 
2014-01-01 10:09:23 PM

Big 900: Attention Dames:
We know you gals are no good at man stuff like buying cars. Come to us and we'll help you with all that.
Sincerely,
Truecar.com


They really couldn't even bother to throw in one guy who doesn't know anything about cars. Nope, we need the honies of different ethnicity.

Dafuq toaster bees going on now?
 
2014-01-01 10:09:27 PM
Double clownshoes
 
2014-01-01 10:09:35 PM
And the latest portal experiment results in BEES!
 
2014-01-01 10:11:21 PM
Daaaaayyyyyum, dude got crunchified.
 
2014-01-01 10:12:07 PM
Why is that not targeting? They got lazy with that rule after it cost UGA a few games.
 
2014-01-01 10:13:05 PM

picodenico: Daaaaayyyyyum, dude got crunchified.


And I honestly thought he would stay down long enough for a quick body trace.  That was just an ugly hit.
 
2014-01-01 10:14:06 PM
Wow. that was a hell of a TD run.
 
2014-01-01 10:14:24 PM

steamingpile: Why is that not targeting? They got lazy with that rule after it cost UGA a few games.


I think you just answered your own question.  That was a joke...

That last run was most definitely a triumph.
 
2014-01-01 10:14:40 PM
This game is a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance
 
2014-01-01 10:15:43 PM
WOW! 
That was a great run. This is a fun game.

What the hell is the UCF mascot anyway? Mickey Mouse? 
Aren't they in Orlando?

If only I was attached to a network of information of some type.....
 
2014-01-01 10:16:23 PM
If I were Texas I would hire George O'Leary in a second, he's a damn good coach and with unlimited talent he would dominate. Hell he turned around a GT program that had died and built a non existent UCF team.
 
2014-01-01 10:17:05 PM
Do stand your ground laws apply if jimmy Kimmel and a Mexican vandalize your home?
 
2014-01-01 10:17:29 PM

picodenico: bionicjoe: They do it in NFL games, but usually only at the end of the half/game. No idea why you need to know FG range with 8 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter.

Yeah, I've seen that before...but never one that actually says 'field goal range.' I've seen CBS put in a red line, I think, for it.


ESPN college games only. No idea why.
 
2014-01-01 10:17:48 PM
You announcers can drop the "not highly recruited" descriptor about UCF players.  None of them were.  Though a win tonight might change that a bit.
 
2014-01-01 10:18:42 PM
This guy is a hat, and this guy is a hat, and this guy is better than the other.

Thanks announcer moron.
 
2014-01-01 10:19:16 PM

bionicjoe: WOW! 
That was a great run. This is a fun game.

What the hell is the UCF mascot anyway? Mickey Mouse? 
Aren't they in Orlando?

If only I was attached to a network of information of some type.....


Jedi...paladins...knights of some generic type.
 
2014-01-01 10:21:13 PM
Jeez ESPN, just don't try to run replays while Baylor has the ball. You're failing miserably at showing the replay, and the live play.
 
2014-01-01 10:21:34 PM
Some poor tackling in this game. Neither defense seems especially disciplined.
 
2014-01-01 10:21:46 PM
The fark? This game is ridinkulous
 
2014-01-01 10:21:57 PM
Up and over.
 
2014-01-01 10:22:16 PM

Big 900: Some poor tackling in this game. Neither defense seems especially disciplined.


I think they prefer to stay inside.
 
2014-01-01 10:22:17 PM

bionicjoe: WOW! 
That was a great run. This is a fun game.

What the hell is the UCF mascot anyway? Mickey Mouse? 
Aren't they in Orlando?

If only I was attached to a network of information of some type.....


It's a Knight named KnightRo.  His girlfriend's name is Glycerin.  Before UCF changed to its current name (University of Central Florida), It was Florida Technological University and the mascot was the Citronaut.
 
2014-01-01 10:22:31 PM
9.9 for the 1 1/4 with a tuck.
 
2014-01-01 10:23:07 PM
RGIIIs GF is not nearly as pretty unless she's showing those tig ole bitties.
 
2014-01-01 10:25:27 PM
This game is going to go way too damn late. Blurgghhh
 
2014-01-01 10:29:48 PM

picodenico: This game is going to go way too damn late. Blurgghhh


Yup. I may regret my resolution to drink from the beginning of the Gator bowl to the end of the Fiesta bowl.
 
2014-01-01 10:29:54 PM
I'm thinking of taking a shot whenever I hear the name 'George O'Leary'. I swear they've dropped his name moreso than warranted
 
2014-01-01 10:30:32 PM
That field is always bad for this game.  It really is a problem.  Gets players hurt too.
 
2014-01-01 10:30:35 PM

Belegur: It was Florida Technological University and the mascot was the Citronaut.


Citronaut is awesome.
 
2014-01-01 10:31:05 PM

Big 900: Yup. I may regret my resolution to drink from the beginning of the Gator bowl to the end of the Fiesta bowl.


Yeah, that's dedication.

The last 30 seconds are taking longer than humanly possible.
 
2014-01-01 10:31:50 PM

Big 900: picodenico: This game is going to go way too damn late. Blurgghhh

Yup. I may regret my resolution to drink from the beginning of the Gator bowl to the end of the Fiesta bowl.


On the upside, they haven't mentioned Johnny Manziel yet...I think.
 
2014-01-01 10:31:50 PM
How the fark was that DPI when the pass was behind the receiver?  WTF?
 
2014-01-01 10:32:21 PM
Mint green line sighting!

...TD
 
2014-01-01 10:32:25 PM
Wow....another big TD for UCF.

And another 5 minutes until this half ends...
 
2014-01-01 10:32:43 PM

picodenico: Big 900: Yup. I may regret my resolution to drink from the beginning of the Gator bowl to the end of the Fiesta bowl.

Yeah, that's dedication.

The last 30 seconds are taking longer than humanly possible.


Time dilation machine exacerbated by the consumption of alcohol.
 
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