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(ESPN)   Can the Dawgs schuck the Huskers again? Will the Badgers bite the Ball Coach? Is Sparty and the Cardinal a new sit-com? There's Bengals and Hawkeyes, Knights and Bears and more, oh my. Grab the sofa and let the New Years Bowls play your hangover away   (espn.go.com) divider line 574
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2014-01-01 08:26:01 PM

PluckYew: harleyquinnical: "[The Refs] have done a terrific job this game" - Brett

Please keep sucking that Spartan-favoring dick, Mussberger.  Can someone PS a ball gag on Brett Mussberger's mouth to make me feel better please?

He from freakin' Oregon.  You'd think he'd be marginally aware of West coast bias.


Apparently not.  Must be some really bad memories tied to Portland.
 
2014-01-01 08:27:08 PM
Stuffed
 
2014-01-01 08:27:26 PM
Game!
 
2014-01-01 08:27:27 PM
Very nice.
 
2014-01-01 08:27:30 PM
Worst play calling evar
 
2014-01-01 08:27:30 PM

harleyquinnical: PluckYew: harleyquinnical: "[The Refs] have done a terrific job this game" - Brett

Please keep sucking that Spartan-favoring dick, Mussberger.  Can someone PS a ball gag on Brett Mussberger's mouth to make me feel better please?

He from freakin' Oregon.  You'd think he'd be marginally aware of West coast bias.

Apparently not.  Must be some really bad memories tied to Portland.


He did go to Northwestern.

STOPPED by Sparty!

Stanford should have worn gold helmets.
 
2014-01-01 08:27:37 PM
YAY!!
 
2014-01-01 08:27:39 PM

steamingpile: Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: Regardless of outcome, Stanford is another PAC12 pretender exposed at this point.  One offensive touchdown and down 7 after 3+ quarters coming in touted just behind Caesar's legions and the Afrika Korps

Unless their coach leaves Stanford is the developing team that will dominate the pac12 in years to come.

Well bully for them I guess.

Point is they're no pretender.


They were big favorites today, before MSU lost it's captain.  Merely noting the underformance .
 
2014-01-01 08:28:04 PM
Why did they not run to the weak right side in a sweep?
 
2014-01-01 08:28:21 PM

Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: Regardless of outcome, Stanford is another PAC12 pretender exposed at this point.  One offensive touchdown and down 7 after 3+ quarters coming in touted just behind Caesar's legions and the Afrika Korps

Unless their coach leaves Stanford is the developing team that will dominate the pac12 in years to come.

Well bully for them I guess.

Point is they're no pretender.

They were big favorites today, before MSU lost it's captain.  Merely noting the underformance .


Lines are set by money wagered not by quality of opponents.
 
2014-01-01 08:28:56 PM
WOOOOOO!!!!
 
2014-01-01 08:30:05 PM

harleyquinnical: Why did they not run to the weak right side in a sweep?


why did they not run the hook and ladder to the strong side after a play fake??
 
2014-01-01 08:30:37 PM
Enjoy the win, Spartans.  I expect to see them in the playoffs next year.
 
2014-01-01 08:31:00 PM
Did Mussberger say the big ten lost three in a row?
 
2014-01-01 08:31:16 PM
A "green eruption" Brent?  That's the sort of thing one should get checked out.
 
2014-01-01 08:31:31 PM
Good game Sparty.

Suck it Farmers!
 
2014-01-01 08:31:43 PM

Outshined_One: Did Mussberger say the big ten lost three in a row?


Well, they had, until just now. Wisconsin lost the last 3 Rose Bowls in a row....*sigh*
 
2014-01-01 08:32:57 PM

A Fark Handle: harleyquinnical: Why did they not run to the weak right side in a sweep?

why did they not run the hook and ladder to the strong side after a play fake??


I guess the answer is Einstein's definition of 'insanity'.
 
2014-01-01 08:33:01 PM

Outshined_One: Did Mussberger say the big ten lost three in a row?


That's correct.

Stanford last year, Oregon the year before and TCU the year before that.
 
2014-01-01 08:33:43 PM
Was there a creeper on the field? 
I just got a lot of HHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
 
2014-01-01 08:34:26 PM
Hope the Fiesta Bowl isn't a blowout.
 
2014-01-01 08:34:51 PM
Apparently D'Antonio's a wizard...
 
2014-01-01 08:35:46 PM

PluckYew: Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: Regardless of outcome, Stanford is another PAC12 pretender exposed at this point.  One offensive touchdown and down 7 after 3+ quarters coming in touted just behind Caesar's legions and the Afrika Korps

Unless their coach leaves Stanford is the developing team that will dominate the pac12 in years to come.

Well bully for them I guess.

Point is they're no pretender.

They were big favorites today, before MSU lost it's captain.  Merely noting the underformance .

Lines are set by money wagered not by quality of opponents.


Well, ok, but I kept hearing "best offensive line in the country" and I didn't really see much of that. Not that you said this, ofcourse.
 
2014-01-01 08:36:00 PM
Alrighty. Well, the lady is asleep next to me, so I guess I'll watch the next game, huh.
 
2014-01-01 08:37:08 PM

Paul Baumer: PluckYew: Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: Regardless of outcome, Stanford is another PAC12 pretender exposed at this point.  One offensive touchdown and down 7 after 3+ quarters coming in touted just behind Caesar's legions and the Afrika Korps

Unless their coach leaves Stanford is the developing team that will dominate the pac12 in years to come.

Well bully for them I guess.

Point is they're no pretender.

They were big favorites today, before MSU lost it's captain.  Merely noting the underformance .

Lines are set by money wagered not by quality of opponents.

Well, ok, but I kept hearing "best offensive line in the country" and I didn't really see much of that. Not that you said this, ofcourse.


Sounds like your problem is with ESPN and not Stanford.
 
2014-01-01 08:40:03 PM

PluckYew: Paul Baumer: PluckYew: Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: steamingpile: Paul Baumer: Regardless of outcome, Stanford is another PAC12 pretender exposed at this point.  One offensive touchdown and down 7 after 3+ quarters coming in touted just behind Caesar's legions and the Afrika Korps

Unless their coach leaves Stanford is the developing team that will dominate the pac12 in years to come.

Well bully for them I guess.

Point is they're no pretender.

They were big favorites today, before MSU lost it's captain.  Merely noting the underformance .

Lines are set by money wagered not by quality of opponents.

Well, ok, but I kept hearing "best offensive line in the country" and I didn't really see much of that. Not that you said this, ofcourse.

Sounds like your problem is with ESPN and not Stanford.


Perhaps - but that's germane to my original post - they came in highly touted based on their performance in conference and failed to deliver.
 
2014-01-01 08:40:40 PM

picodenico: Alrighty. Well, the lady is asleep next to me, so I guess I'll watch the next game, huh.


Yeah, that sounds like the thing to do.  I still have half a bottle of Lost Abbey's 'Gift of the Magi' to go, so I may as well try to enjoy some football and some New Year's ham.
 
2014-01-01 08:42:56 PM

harleyquinnical: . I still have half a bottle of Lost Abbey's 'Gift of the Magi' to go, so I may as well try to enjoy some football and some New Year's ham


I want some ham. Dammit, I have no ham.

I do have Baileys, and mint chocolate milk though.....
 
2014-01-01 08:46:31 PM
Ben Vereen just ate the anthem like a fat chick on a bag of oreos. God Damn.
 
2014-01-01 08:47:40 PM
Just wanted to point out how horrific I thought that national anthem performance was.
 
2014-01-01 08:51:28 PM

Bonzo_1116: Ben Vereen just ate the anthem like a fat chick on a bag of oreos. God Damn.


JorgiX: Just wanted to point out how horrific I thought that national anthem performance was.


Was I completely involved in my other tabs that I missed the anthem??
 
2014-01-01 08:53:18 PM
Did I hear them say that these are the first BCS bowl games for both teams? I swear Baylor was in a BCS bowl with RGIII
 
2014-01-01 08:54:33 PM

picodenico: Bonzo_1116: Ben Vereen just ate the anthem like a fat chick on a bag of oreos. God Damn.

JorgiX: Just wanted to point out how horrific I thought that national anthem performance was.

Was I completely involved in my other tabs that I missed the anthem??


It was on ESPN2, and should have been shunted over to the Ocho.

Turribul
 
2014-01-01 08:57:03 PM
I think they had to melt half the gold at Fort Knox to make those helmets.

Nice start for UCF.
 
2014-01-01 08:57:38 PM

Bonzo_1116: It was on ESPN2, and should have been shunted over to the Ocho.


Ahh ok. Well, then it continues with the trend of horrible anthems today then. Comments here made the Rose anthem sound horribad, and the Capitol One anthem sounded horrendously bad and long on the radio.

YAY TD!
 
2014-01-01 08:58:41 PM

picodenico: harleyquinnical: . I still have half a bottle of Lost Abbey's 'Gift of the Magi' to go, so I may as well try to enjoy some football and some New Year's ham

I want some ham. Dammit, I have no ham.

I do have Baileys, and mint chocolate milk though.....


That sounds like a poor person's grasshopper, delicious.  I'd trade if possible.
 
2014-01-01 08:59:49 PM

Aar1012: Did I hear them say that these are the first BCS bowl games for both teams? I swear Baylor was in a BCS bowl with RGIII


Alamo Bowl
 
2014-01-01 09:00:11 PM
Given that touchdown, has the Big XII won any bowl games this season?
 
2014-01-01 09:01:01 PM
Did the Kicker just sweep the leg?

/YEAH!!!
 
2014-01-01 09:01:50 PM
Woo Storm Johnson! Ucf is one of my favorite east coast teams.. it's like some JC up on Div 1.
 
2014-01-01 09:02:39 PM

AdamK: Aar1012: Did I hear them say that these are the first BCS bowl games for both teams? I swear Baylor was in a BCS bowl with RGIII

Alamo Bowl


Just seems weird to think that Baylor has never made a BCS bowl.
 
2014-01-01 09:02:53 PM
Not a great start for the C3P0s
 
2014-01-01 09:03:57 PM
UCF putting the screws to Baylor early.  This could be a long day for Baylor.
 
2014-01-01 09:04:50 PM

harleyquinnical: That sounds like a poor person's grasshopper, delicious. I'd trade if possible.


Heh, I don't have any vanilla ice cream, or else I'd be making a grasshopper since we have everything else and it's quickly becoming one of my favorite drinks.
 
2014-01-01 09:07:19 PM

Actual Farking: WI241TH: thecpt: Anyone know why max bullogh is suspended?

They've been keeping very quiet about it.  It's not anything criminal or there'd be records of it, he's an academic all American so it's not grades, I'm thinking a coach caught him doing something he shouldn't have been doing. Whatever that means.

It's just hard to imagine him getting suspended for anything less than something criminal. Who knows...


I'm guessing something having to do with an agent.  Improper contact maybe after the Big Ten Championship? Something Michigan State knew would cause them to forfeit if he played.
 
2014-01-01 09:07:59 PM
Enjoying the offseason there, Charles.
 
2014-01-01 09:08:36 PM
Way to not show up, Baylor.
 
2014-01-01 09:09:42 PM

WI241TH: ongbok: WI241TH: thecpt: Anyone know why max bullogh is suspended?

They've been keeping very quiet about it.  It's not anything criminal or there'd be records of it, he's an academic all American so it's not grades, I'm thinking a coach caught him doing something he shouldn't have been doing. Whatever that means.

I heard it was for repeated curfew violations

I've heard that, steroids, signing with an agent, a few other things...nobody really knows


There's no way it's steroids, there's no way they'd be able to keep that a secret and keep the NCAA out of it.
 
2014-01-01 09:10:26 PM
Every time they mention Storm Johnson, I think of Portal.

TD PORTAL!!!
 
2014-01-01 09:10:44 PM

harleyquinnical: Given that touchdown, has the Big XII won any bowl games this season?


2-1

K-State and Texas Tech won

Texas lost
 
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