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2014-01-01 03:54:38 PM  

chuggernaught: HeathenHealer: smerfnablin: Are Nebraska fans still wandering the streets with torches and pitch forks looking to get rid of their head coach?

Yes. They have been since Osborne left. I live in South Dakota, there are LOTS of Husker fans around here. Most of them are barely tolerable and still basking in their glory days of 15-20 years ago.

/Tommy Frazier is NOT walking through that door


This is what husker haters actually believe.


I've been to two WI NEB games, and spoke with husker fans. That is what all of them sounded like. Of course NEB got crushed I'm both games, so maybe it was heat of the moment overreaction.
 
2014-01-01 03:55:07 PM  

chuggernaught: steamingpile: A LB on Gurley? Does Nebraska not have game film?

In retrospect, Gurkey managed their only TD.  Seemed to work out just fine.


He was their only offense and like we have come to expect from Bobo, when you have a play that works he likes to use it only once then try and surprise the team later. While other teams will pound the same play until our defense learns to stop it.

Our coordinators suck but Richt is too loyal to fire them.
 
2014-01-01 03:55:44 PM  

steamingpile: clkeagle: smerfnablin: Are Nebraska fans still wandering the streets with torches and pitch forks looking to get rid of their head coach?

That was mostly the idiot fans whose minds are simple enough to process Omaha World Herald opinion columns as journalistic fact. They started the whole "fire him" bandwagon, and then publicly demanded for the university whether or not he would be fired. So to clarify - they invented their own news, and then slandered everyone who wouldn't confirm their invented story.

The rest of us (any Husker fan with an IQ over 90) simply want to see some changes to the special teams and strength/conditioning programs. And few of us will ever again mock other teams' fans who attribute poor seasons to rampant injuries...

So bring back the steroid room like when Osbourne was there?


Nebraska had the best strength and conditioning program in the county in the early 90s.  Ignorant people equate that with steroid use.
 
2014-01-01 03:58:36 PM  
Badgerception caused by helmet. Nice.
 
2014-01-01 03:58:37 PM  

Big 900: Dear NFL scouts:
This is what Clowney looks like against a pro-caliber offensive line. You've been warned.


You do realize there are plenty of pro caliber lines in the SEC, right?

I just hope he's gone before the falcons pick since I hate clowney because he takes plays off a lot.
 
2014-01-01 03:58:51 PM  

chuggernaught: This is what husker haters actually believe.


I'm not a Husker hater by any stretch, just their delusional fans. Before I moved to SD 18 years ago I didn't give a damn about Husker football. Hell, most of the time I actually cheer for the Huskers just because I have so many Husker friends and I don't really have any strong DI college allegiances. Unfortunately many of those friends are the exact type of fan I described earlier.
 
2014-01-01 03:59:06 PM  
Is a one dimensional pass rusher really worth the top pick? Clowney has shown he is a liability on rushing downs.
 
2014-01-01 04:00:17 PM  
So is Texas A&M playing in this Outback Bowl? Because the announcers won't shut up about Johnny Manziel
 
2014-01-01 04:00:25 PM  
..................and they give it right back. DAMMIT
 
2014-01-01 04:00:33 PM  

chuggernaught: steamingpile: clkeagle: smerfnablin: Are Nebraska fans still wandering the streets with torches and pitch forks looking to get rid of their head coach?

That was mostly the idiot fans whose minds are simple enough to process Omaha World Herald opinion columns as journalistic fact. They started the whole "fire him" bandwagon, and then publicly demanded for the university whether or not he would be fired. So to clarify - they invented their own news, and then slandered everyone who wouldn't confirm their invented story.

The rest of us (any Husker fan with an IQ over 90) simply want to see some changes to the special teams and strength/conditioning programs. And few of us will ever again mock other teams' fans who attribute poor seasons to rampant injuries...

So bring back the steroid room like when Osbourne was there?

Nebraska had the best strength and conditioning program in the county in the early 90s.  Ignorant people equate that with steroid use.


Or the fact actual players back up the claims they had steroids injected to them daily? Seriously have you never read the SI article which completely destroyed Osbourne's reputation?

Don't be naive and learn facts about your messiah.
 
2014-01-01 04:01:24 PM  

Aar1012: So is Texas A&M playing in this Outback Bowl? Because the announcers won't shut up about Johnny Manziel


Are you kidding? He's practically Tebow 2.0.
 
2014-01-01 04:01:37 PM  

steamingpile: chuggernaught: HeathenHealer: smerfnablin: Are Nebraska fans still wandering the streets with torches and pitch forks looking to get rid of their head coach?

Yes. They have been since Osborne left. I live in South Dakota, there are LOTS of Husker fans around here. Most of them are barely tolerable and still basking in their glory days of 15-20 years ago.

/Tommy Frazier is NOT walking through that door


This is what husker haters actually believe.

What that Nebraska fans aren't delusional? Or that Osbourne was a douchey guy that let players destroy their bodies?


Like I said.  Ignorant people believe that sort of thing.
 
2014-01-01 04:02:06 PM  
I'm not dead yet! I don't want to get on the cart!
 
2014-01-01 04:03:12 PM  
Bad idea Bucky...
 
2014-01-01 04:03:19 PM  
.................and they get it back again. We've gone full retard in the Outback Bowl.
 
2014-01-01 04:03:36 PM  

clintster: Aar1012: So is Texas A&M playing in this Outback Bowl? Because the announcers won't shut up about Johnny Manziel

Are you kidding? He's practically Tebow 2.0.


So he'll 'play' in the NFL for a year or two and then be hired as an analyst for e SEC by ESPN?

What'll happen if ESPN gives both Tebow and Manziel their own show?
 
2014-01-01 04:03:57 PM  
Mooreception.
 
2014-01-01 04:03:59 PM  
Capital One Bowl I meant. Damn hangover.
 
2014-01-01 04:04:09 PM  
So stupid... you've got 2 plays to grind out a yard and then have 4 cracks at the end zone.  Morans.
 
2014-01-01 04:04:11 PM  
shiatty spot.
 
2014-01-01 04:04:30 PM  

Aar1012: clintster: Aar1012: So is Texas A&M playing in this Outback Bowl? Because the announcers won't shut up about Johnny Manziel

Are you kidding? He's practically Tebow 2.0.

So he'll 'play' in the NFL for a year or two and then be hired as an analyst for e SEC by ESPN?

What'll happen if ESPN gives both Tebow and Manziel their own show?


A vortex of suck that approaches First Take?
 
2014-01-01 04:04:37 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: .................and they get it back again. We've gone full retard in the Outback Bowl.


How was that prior pass not a first down?
 
2014-01-01 04:04:45 PM  

steamingpile: chuggernaught: HeathenHealer: smerfnablin: Are Nebraska fans still wandering the streets with torches and pitch forks looking to get rid of their head coach?

Yes. They have been since Osborne left. I live in South Dakota, there are LOTS of Husker fans around here. Most of them are barely tolerable and still basking in their glory days of 15-20 years ago.

/Tommy Frazier is NOT walking through that door


This is what husker haters actually believe.

What that Nebraska fans aren't delusional? Or that Osbourne was a douchey guy that let players destroy their bodies?


Osborne only won national championships after he started recruiting thugs under the guise of "giving these kids a chance" (i.e., fake integrity). Rape a girl? She was asking for it. Throw your girlfriend down the stairs? Lets keep him on the team. He needs structure!
 
2014-01-01 04:05:02 PM  

Big 900: shiatty spot.


And that, ball was caught beyond the marker..
 
2014-01-01 04:05:13 PM  

Aar1012: clintster: Aar1012: So is Texas A&M playing in this Outback Bowl? Because the announcers won't shut up about Johnny Manziel

Are you kidding? He's practically Tebow 2.0.

So he'll 'play' in the NFL for a year or two and then be hired as an analyst for e SEC by ESPN?

What'll happen if ESPN gives both Tebow and Manziel their own show?


Massengill finally gets a weekly sponsorship spot?
 
2014-01-01 04:05:37 PM  

PluckYew: Aar1012: clintster: Aar1012: So is Texas A&M playing in this Outback Bowl? Because the announcers won't shut up about Johnny Manziel

Are you kidding? He's practically Tebow 2.0.

So he'll 'play' in the NFL for a year or two and then be hired as an analyst for e SEC by ESPN?

What'll happen if ESPN gives both Tebow and Manziel their own show?

A vortex of suck that approaches First Take?


Only if they bring in Cowherd
 
2014-01-01 04:05:58 PM  

Aar1012: clintster: Aar1012: So is Texas A&M playing in this Outback Bowl? Because the announcers won't shut up about Johnny Manziel

Are you kidding? He's practically Tebow 2.0.

So he'll 'play' in the NFL for a year or two and then be hired as an analyst for e SEC by ESPN?

What'll happen if ESPN gives both Tebow and Manziel their own show?


www.crownvic.net
 
2014-01-01 04:06:03 PM  
I hate the bs injuries to slow the game.  Make em stay out for the rest of the possession and that shiat will stop.
 
2014-01-01 04:06:26 PM  

chuggernaught: steamingpile: chuggernaught: HeathenHealer: smerfnablin: Are Nebraska fans still wandering the streets with torches and pitch forks looking to get rid of their head coach?

Yes. They have been since Osborne left. I live in South Dakota, there are LOTS of Husker fans around here. Most of them are barely tolerable and still basking in their glory days of 15-20 years ago.

/Tommy Frazier is NOT walking through that door


This is what husker haters actually believe.

What that Nebraska fans aren't delusional? Or that Osbourne was a douchey guy that let players destroy their bodies?

Like I said.  Ignorant people believe that sort of thing.


Yes I'm ignorant, let's see how well that worked out for you.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1140718/1/ i ndex.htm

How bout an article where he actually admits it albeit by saying "isolated" sure Tommy

http://m.newsok.com/osborne-admits-isolated-steroid-use-by-players/ar t icle/2162743

Your guy was dirty but keep lumping praise on him when you have no clue how scummy he was his whole career.
 
2014-01-01 04:06:33 PM  

Aar1012: PluckYew: Aar1012: clintster: Aar1012: So is Texas A&M playing in this Outback Bowl? Because the announcers won't shut up about Johnny Manziel

Are you kidding? He's practically Tebow 2.0.

So he'll 'play' in the NFL for a year or two and then be hired as an analyst for e SEC by ESPN?

What'll happen if ESPN gives both Tebow and Manziel their own show?

A vortex of suck that approaches First Take?

Only if they bring in Cowherd

Cowturd.

FTFY
 
2014-01-01 04:08:02 PM  
'And nothing won't say they won't pick four SEC teams!'

The ESECPN lobbying begins for next season
 
2014-01-01 04:08:32 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: steamingpile: chuggernaught: HeathenHealer: smerfnablin: Are Nebraska fans still wandering the streets with torches and pitch forks looking to get rid of their head coach?

Yes. They have been since Osborne left. I live in South Dakota, there are LOTS of Husker fans around here. Most of them are barely tolerable and still basking in their glory days of 15-20 years ago.

/Tommy Frazier is NOT walking through that door


This is what husker haters actually believe.

What that Nebraska fans aren't delusional? Or that Osbourne was a douchey guy that let players destroy their bodies?

Osborne only won national championships after he started recruiting thugs under the guise of "giving these kids a chance" (i.e., fake integrity). Rape a girl? She was asking for it. Throw your girlfriend down the stairs? Lets keep him on the team. He needs structure!


Oh no, no, no we are just haters who like any reason to hate on such a respectable program and a wonderful human being.

Nebraska fans are more delusional than bama fans about how they recruit.
 
2014-01-01 04:12:14 PM  
Meh, Osborne started winning because Switzer was gone..
 
2014-01-01 04:12:39 PM  
Ballsy play... with balls results.
 
2014-01-01 04:12:42 PM  
LOL @ Bucky and Georgia
 
2014-01-01 04:12:50 PM  
And a fumble with 1:03 left. GAME... COCKS.
 
2014-01-01 04:13:02 PM  
steamingpile:

Oh no, no, no we are just haters who like any reason to hate on such a respectable program and a wonderful human being.

Nebraska fans are more delusional than bama fans about how they recruit.


Yeah. I just say be realistic. The guy wasn't a saint. He wasn't wholesome. He was just like every other coach who wanted to gain a competitive advantage. I'm not trying invoke moral relativism by implying that if one person cheats, then it's okay for everyone else to do it. Simply acknowledge that he had character flaws just like any other human and wasn't this bastion of integrity and a true representative of everything that is right with the world.
 
2014-01-01 04:13:16 PM  
South Carolina wins it.
 
2014-01-01 04:13:31 PM  
Surprised Phillips didn't blow his acl for the 363838th time on that run.
 
2014-01-01 04:14:10 PM  

robsul82: South Carolina wins it.


And surprisingly, Johnny Manziel was the player of the game
 
2014-01-01 04:17:06 PM  

Aar1012: robsul82: South Carolina wins it.

And surprisingly, Johnny Manziel was the player of the game


Hah.
 
2014-01-01 04:17:41 PM  
It was a good game. I like both programs, and if it had been any other team, I'd have likely cheered on Bucky. But today it is great to be a Gamecock! Thanks for the memories, Jadeveon and Connor.
 
2014-01-01 04:18:20 PM  
...And game. Nothing to hang your head about Bucky. Good showing against a top ten team. Made the possible number one pick a nonfactor most of the game. Let down by a known suspect defensive backfield.

/Now, let's go drink!
 
2014-01-01 04:19:04 PM  
Another long kickoff run back against SEC special teams!!
 
2014-01-01 04:20:36 PM  

PluckYew: Another long kickoff run back against SEC special teams!!


Aaaaaannnnd Iowa gives it back!

/pending review
 
2014-01-01 04:21:24 PM  

PluckYew: PluckYew: Another long kickoff run back against SEC special teams!!

Aaaaaannnnd Iowa gives it back!

/pending review


NOPE!!  Incomplete Pass?

WRONG!!!
 
2014-01-01 04:22:04 PM  
Connor Shaw, the new Tebow.
 
2014-01-01 04:24:19 PM  

clintster: It was a good game. I like both programs, and if it had been any other team, I'd have likely cheered on Bucky. But today it is great to be a Gamecock! Thanks for the memories, Jadeveon and Connor.


Yeah, Connor Shaw plagued like a world beater today. Congrats to you and your fellow Gamecocks. Guess we owe you a beer.
 
2014-01-01 04:25:34 PM  
*played*

/Spell check is so 2013.
 
2014-01-01 04:30:28 PM  
'How can someone mess up time management at the end of a game?'

Looked up, realized it was Les Miles, looked down unsurprised.
 
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