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(Orlando Sentinel)   "I think that bear was trying to kill me," claims woman who spoke out for the first time after she was savagely attacked by a black bear on December 2nd. Good to see the attack didn't eliminate her firm grasp of the obvious   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Busch Gardens, English Ivy Court, Susan Chalfant, bear attacks  
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2014-01-01 11:39:45 AM  
2 votes:
"I called for a knight!"
"But you're a bear!"
"A bear! A bear,"
"All black and brown,"
"And cover in hair!"

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2014-01-01 11:04:41 AM  
2 votes:
Would this be news if it was a White Bear?
2014-01-01 11:22:43 AM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: Would this be news if it was a White Bear?

That would be even more polarizing
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