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(Orlando Sentinel)   "I think that bear was trying to kill me," claims woman who spoke out for the first time after she was savagely attacked by a black bear on December 2nd. Good to see the attack didn't eliminate her firm grasp of the obvious   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, Busch Gardens, English Ivy Court, Susan Chalfant, bear attacks  
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2014-01-01 11:04:41 AM
Would this be news if it was a White Bear?
 
2014-01-01 11:15:56 AM
"Her dogs ran away and were not harmed."

There's your problem right there. Get a better dog
 
2014-01-01 11:22:43 AM

Nothing To See Here: Would this be news if it was a White Bear?


That would be even more polarizing
 
2014-01-01 11:39:45 AM
"I called for a knight!"
"But you're a bear!"
"A bear! A bear,"
"All black and brown,"
"And cover in hair!"


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2014-01-01 11:43:51 AM
Did she pooh?
 
2014-01-01 12:32:29 PM
Did he pay her bear tax?
 
2014-01-01 12:32:53 PM
Maybe the bear just likes it rough and she didn't say the safe word?
 
2014-01-01 12:35:43 PM
Sounds like that bear had S.E.A.L. training.
 
2014-01-01 12:38:44 PM
Her severe injuries led to the trapping of six bears, two of which were euthanized, and a family of three that was later relocated to a temporary home - a nonpublic area at Busch Gardens in Tampa.

The oldest of those three bears attacked Chalfant.


I am confused. So she lives in the non public area of Busch Gardens Tampa?
 
2014-01-01 12:41:49 PM

Nothing To See Here: Would this be news if it was a White Bear?


Well, 2 things.

First: If it was a white bear (polar) she would be dead.

Second: The bear didn't have skittles or a hoodie.

/DRINK!
 
2014-01-01 12:43:04 PM
Um, let's see if I have the facts straight.  1) The attack occurred on English Ivy Lane (in Longwood); and B) It was the worst bear attack in Florida history?

/although TFA does include a helpful photo of what the bear may look like
 
2014-01-01 12:43:49 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: "I called for a knight!"
"But you're a bear!"
"A bear! A bear,"
"All black and brown,"
"And cover in hair!"


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Didn't expect to see an ASOIAF reference in this thread, but I'm glad it was made.

/ well done!
 
2014-01-01 12:46:29 PM
"Algy met a bear.
The bear was bulgy.
The bulge was Algy!"
 
2014-01-01 12:46:38 PM

SearchN: Nothing To See Here: Would this be news if it was a White Bear?

Well, 2 things.

First: If it was a white bear (polar) she would be dead.

Second: The bear didn't have skittles or a hoodie.

/DRINK!


That's funny, tfa actually said, 'she stood her ground.'
 
2014-01-01 12:47:15 PM
Bears repeating.
 
2014-01-01 12:51:44 PM
Bear was just standing its ground.

/dnrtfa
/supports right to arm bears
/
 
2014-01-01 12:56:15 PM
/third slashie should have been: late to the "stand your ground party" comment
 
2014-01-01 01:04:47 PM
Keep in mind this 54 year old woman fought off the bear. Just pray she doesn't read your snark and come hunt you down.
 
2014-01-01 01:08:32 PM

LadySusan: Keep in mind this 54 year old woman fought off the bear. Just pray she doesn't read your snark and come hunt you down.


Not worried. We do have the right to bear arms.

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2014-01-01 01:10:20 PM
54 year old woman attracting bears?  Not for much longer, that's for sure.
 
2014-01-01 01:28:55 PM

Laobaojun: 54 year old woman attracting bears?  Not for much longer, that's for sure.


Still having her monthly, eh? Good for her...good for her.
 
2014-01-01 01:34:08 PM
I am not saying it was bears but

it was bears.
 
2014-01-01 01:42:58 PM

Wanted for questioning . . .

www.greatthoughtstreasury.com

 
2014-01-01 03:43:13 PM

LadySusan: Keep in mind this 54 year old woman fought off the bear. Just pray she doesn't read your snark and come hunt you down.


No, the bear gave up, trying to keep that biatch and her yappy dogs off her turf.  If she wanted the coont dead, she'd definitely been able to finish the job.  Right Mr. Treadwell?
 
2014-01-01 05:03:59 PM
Has PETA written her a letter saying she deserved it yet?
 
2014-01-01 07:55:59 PM
Investigators concluded Chalfant did nothing to intentionally provoke the bear but the animal could have interpreted the woman as a threat to her three cubs.

She did absolutely NOTHING to provoke the attack but make herself big and threatening to a female with three cubs.
 
2014-01-02 07:42:24 AM
That woman in the video is awful at reading news.
 
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