SpdrJay: I predict that the universe will collapse and vanish on July 16th, 1974.Oh, at 6:37pm....
FirstNationalBastard: So, we won't even be around in the year 4545, when you ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes... You won't find a thing to chewwwwww... Nobody's gonna look at you?
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