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(Daily Mail)   Survey finds iPhone owners more intelligent than other smartphone users. Also cooler, more attractive, better in bed, taller, and oozing with thick, creamy confirmation bias   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
    More: Unlikely, iPhone, BlackBerry, HTC, Samsung, Google Nexus, Ladbrokes, pattern recognition, iPhone users  
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2014-01-01 11:28:16 AM  
4 votes:
www.csectioncomics.com
2014-01-02 01:28:36 AM  
3 votes:
My unofficial study case, fresh from last night:
Participants:
 - iPhone users: 6
 - Android users: 2
Field of combat:
 - Trivial Pursuit (Four teams of 2)
Results:
 - Android users won 2/2 games (100%), soundly trouncing the iPhone users.
Most pie pieces scored by any iPhone team:
 - Four
Quickest round:
 - Seven turns. (Should have been SIX, but apparently "Alien vs. Predator" is NOT considered a gawt-damn sequel to "Alien" in the TP universe...)
Items of note:
 - iPhone users were most likely to scream, "That's BULLSHIAT!" when Android users would get a question right
 - iPhone users have threatened to ban the Android users from future TP tournaments
 - iPhone users scored most points on Entertainment categories, while Android users were more proficient in Science and Nature, Events, and Places.
Conclusion:
 - iPhone users hate nature and science, but love the Kardashians.
2014-01-01 10:56:14 AM  
2 votes:
www.gifsforum.com
2014-01-01 10:55:57 AM  
2 votes:

BumpInTheNight: digistil: BumpInTheNight: I'll say one thing about iProducts,  they are cheaper then BMWs.

Hold the packet. Are you saying within the confines of the product, you get what you pay for?

I think we're both thinking the same thing here.  I'm saying its much cheaper these days to impress the sorts of people those products impress.  Bonus for me I don't even need a real iphone, just the case and a LED light taped under the glass and boom I'm in host vapid and easily forgotten pussy up to my gold cuffed wrists.  Hell I don't even need to carry that empty bottle of grey goose around anymore.


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2014-01-01 10:41:39 AM  
2 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Mugato: I had an iPhone. I don't see what the big deal is. The camera resolution might be better than other phones now. I do know a few pompous iPhone users though. Everything's "let me call him on my iPhone or let me save that on my iPhone". It's not a farking status symbol anymore, if it ever was. Get a watch with a frickin' laser, then you can impress me with your gadgetry.

I notice that too.  The iPhone users I know personally tend to say "iPhone" in reference to their smartphone, while Android/Windows phone users (OK, the sample size on Windows phones is small....) just say "phone."

/the plural of anecdotes is evidence


Plus of course the fact that many iPhone covers and cases have a round cut out where the Apple logo is to make sure everyone knows it is an iPhone....

/Posted from my HTC.
2014-01-01 11:10:01 AM  
1 votes:

tea_and_cake: HMS_Blinkin: Mugato: I had an iPhone. I don't see what the big deal is. The camera resolution might be better than other phones now. I do know a few pompous iPhone users though. Everything's "let me call him on my iPhone or let me save that on my iPhone". It's not a farking status symbol anymore, if it ever was. Get a watch with a frickin' laser, then you can impress me with your gadgetry.

I notice that too.  The iPhone users I know personally tend to say "iPhone" in reference to their smartphone, while Android/Windows phone users (OK, the sample size on Windows phones is small....) just say "phone."

/the plural of anecdotes is evidence

I work in IT and help a lot of users set up their work email on their smartphone. How do you know someone has an iPhone? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

I actually had a user call one time and say "I need help setting up my email on my 64GB gold iPhone." I wanted to reach through the phone and smack him.

/nothing against iPhones, I love my iPad
//I just don't give a fark


If you can't physically beat them, join in fleecing them -
The trick is to surcharge for the care of a gold edition ultra deluxe thing.  You need to mention how the extra money you're charging is to ensure it gets the best service offered and the premium parts reserved such state of the art devices.  If they balk at this idea ask them if any other companies offer that service, of course they're going to say no and give them the stink eye like "So why would you trust them with your iphone?".  Just think like Apple does and close your eyes as you bilk the flock for all its worth.  Its fun.
2014-01-01 11:01:43 AM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Mugato: I had an iPhone. I don't see what the big deal is. The camera resolution might be better than other phones now. I do know a few pompous iPhone users though. Everything's "let me call him on my iPhone or let me save that on my iPhone". It's not a farking status symbol anymore, if it ever was. Get a watch with a frickin' laser, then you can impress me with your gadgetry.

I notice that too.  The iPhone users I know personally tend to say "iPhone" in reference to their smartphone, while Android/Windows phone users (OK, the sample size on Windows phones is small....) just say "phone."

/the plural of anecdotes is evidence


I work in IT and help a lot of users set up their work email on their smartphone. How do you know someone has an iPhone? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

I actually had a user call one time and say "I need help setting up my email on my 64GB gold iPhone." I wanted to reach through the phone and smack him.

/nothing against iPhones, I love my iPad
//I just don't give a fark
2014-01-01 10:42:52 AM  
1 votes:

digistil: BumpInTheNight: I'll say one thing about iProducts,  they are cheaper then BMWs.

Hold the packet. Are you saying within the confines of the product, you get what you pay for?


I think we're both thinking the same thing here.  I'm saying its much cheaper these days to impress the sorts of people those products impress.  Bonus for me I don't even need a real iphone, just the case and a LED light taped under the glass and boom I'm in host vapid and easily forgotten pussy up to my gold cuffed wrists.  Hell I don't even need to carry that empty bottle of grey goose around anymore.
2014-01-01 10:27:37 AM  
1 votes:
considering this is a Daily Fail article, I'm going to assume this is a troll thread.
2014-01-01 10:15:49 AM  
1 votes:
I'll say one thing about iProducts,  they are cheaper then BMWs.
2014-01-01 09:33:12 AM  
1 votes:
i2.photobucket.com
2014-01-01 08:54:52 AM  
1 votes:
Have you seen the iPhone lines at the Apple Store?

cdn2-b.examiner.com

"I was right in the middle of a f*cking reptile zoo,
and somebody was selling phones to these goddamn things."
 
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