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(Unexplained Mysteries)   Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014?   (unexplained-mysteries.com) divider line 62
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2014-01-01 02:19:32 AM  
Does this take place in Mexico later... or will there be alpaca lips now?
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2014-01-01 02:23:23 AM  
Pretty sure I'll still be standing after that one too.
 
2014-01-01 02:33:57 AM  

twistedmetal: Pretty sure I'll still be standing after that one too.


I don't know, man. Vikings sure love their rape, pillaging and rape.
 
2014-01-01 02:40:39 AM  
LOL - I just read another Daily Fail article - basically, some neo-pagans decided to blow a horn.  That, they say, is the god Heimdallr blowing his horn to signal Ragnarok.

Seriously, it's even less believable than the others - it's just some attention whores deciding to re-enact a legend.
 
2014-01-01 03:07:23 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: LOL - I just read another Daily Fail article - basically, some neo-pagans decided to blow a horn.  That, they say, is the god Heimdallr blowing his horn to signal Ragnarok.

Seriously, it's even less believable than the others - it's just some attention whores deciding to re-enact a legend.


That horn was Mance bringing the whole Wall down.
 
2014-01-01 04:21:32 AM  
At least this apocalypse myth is totally metal! If we have to go, I'm okay with it as long as there's gods fighting to the death and Amon Amarth playing in the background.
 
2014-01-01 05:35:34 AM  
Where's my fimbulwintr, then? It's not even chilly outside.
 
2014-01-01 05:37:23 AM  
Sure, and REAL Vikings had horns on their helmets
 
2014-01-01 05:37:37 AM  
The countdown begins with the blowing of the horn of the Norse god Heimdallr to signify the world's impeding destruction which is allegedly due to happen on February 22nd 2014.

Umm... Says who? At least back your absurd apocalyptic statements with some ridiculous prophecies and contrived math.
 
2014-01-01 05:39:14 AM  
With Matt Cassel, Josh Freeman or Christian Ponder leading the charge? Yeah, I'll survive it.
 
2014-01-01 05:45:17 AM  
 
2014-01-01 05:45:20 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: LOL - I just read another Daily Fail article - basically, some neo-pagans decided to blow a horn.  That, they say, is the god Heimdallr blowing his horn to signal Ragnarok.

Seriously, it's even less believable than the others - it's just some attention whores deciding to re-enact a legend.


Weakest world ending scare yet.
 
2014-01-01 05:51:55 AM  
No one tell Hodgman
 
2014-01-01 05:53:12 AM  

HawgWild: twistedmetal: Pretty sure I'll still be standing after that one too.

I don't know, man. Vikings sure love their rape, pillaging and rape.


Well, you have to wait until the feeling comes back in your legs.
 
2014-01-01 05:53:22 AM  
After doing a miniscule amount of research, it seems that a group holding a Norse festival rang some bells 100 days before February 22nd for the sake of publicity, and is now trying to make more money off of fools who read "news" sites and papers which republish press reports as if they were real news, so that more people will go to their probably really shiatty Norse festival from the 15th to 23rd, 2014. (The JORVIK festival.)
 
2014-01-01 05:55:33 AM  

twistedmetal: Pretty sure I'll still be standing after that one too.



Actually, all the fighters in the Ragnarok are gods and the spirits of the dead. The meek pour out of Valhalla and the meek rise up from hell on a warship made of toenails. Fenris breaks his chain and kills Odin and is himself killed by Odin's son. The world serpent and Thor kill each other. Giants come to settle scores with the Aesir and are cut down, but only after taking many men with them. There is no winner left alive on the field. They fight to the last and the survivors succumb to their wounds. The Aesir, being more knowing than humans, know this and accept their fate.

But the point is in the human world it's just a long winter. The Fimbul Winter: 3 years without summer. The Ragnarok could already have happened centuries ago.
 
2014-01-01 06:12:46 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Benevolent Misanthrope: LOL - I just read another Daily Fail article - basically, some neo-pagans decided to blow a horn.  That, they say, is the god Heimdallr blowing his horn to signal Ragnarok.

Seriously, it's even less believable than the others - it's just some attention whores deciding to re-enact a legend.

That horn was Mance bringing the whole Wall down.


Mance when the Wall fell.
Heimdallr and Mance at Tanagra.
Ragnarok, its horn blown.
 
2014-01-01 06:17:04 AM  

NobleHam: The countdown begins with the blowing of the horn of the Norse god Heimdallr to signify the world's impeding destruction which is allegedly due to happen on February 22nd 2014.

Umm... Says who? At least back your absurd apocalyptic statements with some ridiculous prophecies and contrived math.


Yeah, I never pictured the Vikings ones for math.

Training dragons, maybe. And they have weird British accents.


/thank you Hollywood for my education an enlightenment
 
2014-01-01 06:27:37 AM  
Techno Viking scowls at your shenanigans.
 
2014-01-01 06:32:32 AM  

NobleHam: The countdown begins with the blowing of the horn of the Norse god Heimdallr to signify the world's impeding destruction which is allegedly due to happen on February 22nd 2014.

Umm... Says who? At least back your absurd apocalyptic statements with some ridiculous prophecies and contrived math.


...or at least a cursory google search on your doomsday of choice to find out you're missing a Fimbulvetr.

/it's always in the last place you look
 
2014-01-01 06:33:49 AM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-01 06:40:56 AM  
Well this year I went ahead and bought a new calendar anyways cause last year I got screwed over by the Mayan Apocalypse and didn't bother to buy a calendar till it was too late . The only thing left by then were those crappy Route 66 calendars which I had to look at for the rest of the year . So this year I'm not gonna get screwed by the Viking Apocalypse .
 
2014-01-01 06:52:27 AM  
Viking Ragnarok is more lowkey than the Mayan thing.
 
2014-01-01 06:53:05 AM  
Im a viking and I say. Its bullshiat
 
2014-01-01 07:06:53 AM  

HawgWild: twistedmetal: Pretty sure I'll still be standing after that one too.

I don't know, man. Vikings sure love their rape, pillaging and rape crappy credit cards.


Abbreviated that for you.
 
2014-01-01 07:11:02 AM  
Remember when we talked about this the first time? Obviously not.....

http://m.fark.com/comments/8019690/With-fizzle-of-Mayan-Apocalypse-ne x t-panic-will-be-over-Viking-Apocalypse
 
2014-01-01 07:11:23 AM  
This one may get me a little nervous, since the Lions won't be able to defend me.
 
2014-01-01 07:16:19 AM  

SpdrJay: Viking Ragnarok is more lowkey than the Mayan thing.


There will probably just be some raping, plundering and raping.
 
2014-01-01 07:31:19 AM  

bighairyguy: SpdrJay: Viking Ragnarok is more lowkey than the Mayan thing.

There will probably just be some raping, plundering and raping.


and barrels of mead. don't forget the mead
 
2014-01-01 07:40:20 AM  

CSM101: bighairyguy: SpdrJay: Viking Ragnarok is more lowkey than the Mayan thing.

There will probably just be some raping, plundering and raping.

and barrels of mead. don't forget the mead


You said mead twice.
 
2014-01-01 07:50:30 AM  
With ale and wenches Subby.
 
2014-01-01 08:23:40 AM  
If one bothers to look at the actual myth:
First there will be three years of war - and we're talking proper war, blood and gore and guts and veins in ones teeth - then we should have the Fimbulwinter - three successive winters where snow comes in from all directions, without any intervening summer - then there should be a huge flood that makes Naglfar break loose of it's moorings and sail towards Åsgard loaded with jotuns ready for war... and THEN Heimdal with blow his horn.

After that's it's pretty much a free for all, with the wolf Fenrir eating the sun and the moon, Thor battling Jörmungandr, Loki joining the jotuns and so on... no judgement or eternal damnation at the end though; just a new start for gods and humans.
 
2014-01-01 08:29:02 AM  
It's time to Ragnarock around the clock!
 
2014-01-01 08:33:10 AM  

WegianWarrior: If one bothers to look at the actual myth:
First there will be three years of war - and we're talking proper war, blood and gore and guts and veins in ones teeth - then we should have the Fimbulwinter - three successive winters where snow comes in from all directions, without any intervening summer - then there should be a huge flood that makes Naglfar break loose of it's moorings and sail towards Åsgard loaded with jotuns ready for war... and THEN Heimdal with blow his horn.

After that's it's pretty much a free for all, with the wolf Fenrir eating the sun and the moon, Thor battling Jörmungandr, Loki joining the jotuns and so on... no judgement or eternal damnation at the end though; just a new start for gods and humans.



Although it's that Noah kind of "new start" where very nearly every human dies.

SpdrJay: Viking Ragnarok is more lowkey than the Mayan thing.


I see what you did there.
 
2014-01-01 08:33:45 AM  
Well, the Vikings are getting new coaches and a new quarterback, so in a way we are getting reborn this year.
 
2014-01-01 08:39:30 AM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: CSM101: bighairyguy: SpdrJay: Viking Ragnarok is more lowkey than the Mayan thing.

There will probably just be some raping, plundering and raping.

and barrels of mead. don't forget the mead

You said mead twice.


Is it mead mead, or just mead?
 
2014-01-01 08:41:28 AM  
Sweet, I'm ready!

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2014-01-01 08:50:53 AM  

Big Ramifications: [i39.tinypic.com image 350x449]


Came here for Techo Viking, leaving happy.
 
2014-01-01 08:58:26 AM  

GRCooper: Cheese eating surrender monkey: CSM101: bighairyguy: SpdrJay: Viking Ragnarok is more lowkey than the Mayan thing.

There will probably just be some raping, plundering and raping.

and barrels of mead. don't forget the mead

You said mead twice.

Is it mead mead, or just mead?


Legitimate mead, I think.
 
2014-01-01 09:00:27 AM  
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2014-01-01 09:01:33 AM  
Is there going to be another shiatty John Cusack movie?  If so, the survivors will envy the dead.
 
2014-01-01 09:36:56 AM  
That one sounds way more awesome than the other ones. Lets go with this one.
 
2014-01-01 09:46:02 AM  

lack of warmth: This one may get me a little nervous, since the Lions won't be able to defend me.


Yeah but some Bears, Browns, Panthers, Giants, Cowboys, Seahawks, Ravens, Bengals or even Lions or Packers on a good day will defend you just fine.
 
2014-01-01 09:59:02 AM  
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Thor thinks this sounds like crap...
 
2014-01-01 10:04:58 AM  
If the world's coming to an end in February, that means Shark Week will be missed. If only there were some way to combine ocean going vikings with sharks.
 
2014-01-01 10:23:22 AM  
There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT!
 
2014-01-01 10:33:31 AM  

Publikwerks: Big Ramifications: [i39.tinypic.com image 350x449]

Came here for Techo Viking, leaving happy.

 
2014-01-01 10:48:20 AM  
Got your "Viking" right here!

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It still works
 
2014-01-01 11:05:13 AM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: CSM101: bighairyguy: SpdrJay: Viking Ragnarok is more lowkey than the Mayan thing.

There will probably just be some raping, plundering and raping.

and barrels of mead. don't forget the mead

You said mead twice.


I like rape
Don Megowan approves
 
2014-01-01 12:09:47 PM  

BitwiseShift: If the world's coming to an end in February, that means Shark Week will be missed. If only there were some way to combine ocean going vikings with sharks.


Vikings versus Sharknado
 
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