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(Patch)   Man charged with criminal damage to property and aggravated assault after intentionally crashing into two cars and then slamming into the wall of a Fuddrucker's restaurant in Chicago. Though calling it a restaurant is truly a stretch   (deerfield.patch.com) divider line 35
    More: Dumbass, Deerfield, Chicago, aggravated assault, criminal damage, fuddruckers, walls  
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2014-01-01 08:39:19 AM
Fark off Subby they have buffalo burgers!
 
2014-01-01 08:45:12 AM
We are hating on Fuddrucker's now?
 
2014-01-01 08:45:50 AM
Isn't that the name of the restaurant they advertise on King of the Hill?  "It doesn't sound like a family restaurant, but it is!"

/buffalo burgers sound yummy
 
2014-01-01 08:45:54 AM

alice_600: Fark off Subby they have buffalo burgers!


Oh, we're done here?  Let me get that...

blog.heartland.org
 
GBB
2014-01-01 08:49:17 AM
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damn
 
2014-01-01 08:51:25 AM
I've always liked Fuddrucker's but not a big fan of buffalo burgers. Fun to order but the taste just makes me wish I'd ordered the beef burger I was craving when I walked in the door.
 
2014-01-01 08:54:20 AM
Doe Fuddruckers still have their build your own burglar bar? I always liked them for that. It's been 15 years since I last ate at one. We don't have any here in Ontario.
 
2014-01-01 08:56:37 AM
Calling it "in Chicago" is also a stretch.
 
2014-01-01 08:56:41 AM

Bslim: We are hating on Fuddrucker's now?


I was wondering about that too.  It's one of the better burger joints in existence.

They serve food.    It's a restaurant.  Whether or not you think their food is good has nothing to do with whether or not you consider them a restaurant.

/considers finding subbys house and crashing a car into it - though calling a cardboard box on a sidewalk a house is really stretching it.
 
2014-01-01 09:00:19 AM

alice_600: Fark off Subby they have buffalo burgers!


They have elk burgers and ostrich burgers too depending on the time of year.
 
2014-01-01 09:05:27 AM
C'mon Subby...It's obvious he was trying to create his own drive through window.
 
2014-01-01 09:06:16 AM
I thought Fuddruckers was long gone.  All of the ones I knew of around here have closed and become successfull establishments now.
 
2014-01-01 09:07:17 AM
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2014-01-01 09:18:34 AM
In 3000 it'll be Buttfarkers.
 
2014-01-01 09:21:10 AM

dr428: I thought Fuddruckers was long gone.  All of the ones I knew of around here have closed and become successfull establishments now.


There were two in my area that closed down some years ago.  Don't know if the locals disliked the food, the service, both or something else. I just hate going to restaurants in general, so there's my excuse.
 
2014-01-01 09:23:35 AM
A few years ago a woman accelerated through a McDonalds lot and crashed into the adjacent Subway, killing some poor schmo who was just eating his lunch. At first she was charged, saying she did it on purpose, then they said it was some kind of mechanical failure, but none was found, then they just shrugged, effectively, and dropped the matter. No fault, no blame, no cause, no idea.

I assume she was rich. Definitely something else in the story.
 
2014-01-01 09:27:13 AM
Fuddrucker's is still around? Huh.
 
2014-01-01 09:32:39 AM

strife: dr428: I thought Fuddruckers was long gone.  All of the ones I knew of around here have closed and become successfull establishments now.

There were two in my area that closed down some years ago.  Don't know if the locals disliked the food, the service, both or something else. I just hate going to restaurants in general, so there's my excuse.


They went through a bankruptcy and restructuring in 2010, and closed a bunch of stores at that time. There's one store left in the general Austin area, and another one in Round Rock (as far as I know).

Oddly enough, they're actually opening a new Fuddruckers on the outskirts of Austin (out near Bee Cave, if anyone knows where that is).
 
2014-01-01 09:34:07 AM
Oh wow, I thought that was just a stupid name imagined for the movie Idiocracy, I didn't know it was a real chain.
 
2014-01-01 09:41:53 AM
Put me in the 'they have good burgers' column.

Haven't been to one in at least 10 years.
 
2014-01-01 09:52:25 AM

Haplo127x: Oh wow, I thought that was just a stupid name imagined for the movie Idiocracy, I didn't know it was a real chain.


What color is the sky on your planet?
 
2014-01-01 09:52:54 AM
They aren't bad, but just a bit pricey for what you get.
 
2014-01-01 10:06:51 AM

alice_600: Fark off Subby they have buffalo burgers!


Biggest THIS ever on the internet!
 
2014-01-01 10:15:18 AM
Blaspheme. Still the best burger I've ever had. Enjoy your self satisfaction and hate, subster.
 
2014-01-01 10:22:50 AM
There are no Fuddruckers restaurants in Chicago. Ewww.
 
2014-01-01 10:37:37 AM

Bslim: We are hating on Fuddrucker's now?


This is Fark, we believe in nothing.

//Nothing.
///Marmot
 
2014-01-01 10:44:15 AM

italie: Bslim: We are hating on Fuddrucker's now?

This is Fark, we believe in nothing.

//Nothing.
///Marmot


We fix the cable?
 
2014-01-01 12:05:19 PM
Fuddruckers was the only yuppie-burger chain to survive the 80s.  In a lot of ways, it's the model for Red Robin, 5 Guys, Smashburger, etc.
 
2014-01-01 12:37:54 PM
I like Fuddruckers.  Good meat made into decent burgers, with any and all the toppings you like. I kinda like seeing the meat go from a hanging side of beef, into the grinder in the butcher's section, and delivered directly to the kitchen.
 
2014-01-01 12:45:57 PM
I don't know why this reminded me, but when we went on our 8th grade trip to DC our cheap hotel was near a gay bar/club.  Had to be.  Because the name was Futt Bucker's.  I shiat you not, that was the first thing many of us saw when we woke up.  The bus arrived at 4 in the morning and the neon sign was all lit up.  The roar of laughter from the bus was amazing.  The school wasn't happy, but it couldn't be changed.  Oh, and the porn channels were unblocked in many of the rooms.
/somebody also smuggled a bong and a ton of weed.  nearly got busted.  wasn't me
//another kid bought a steam roller at a shop. Somebody else bought a switchblade, claimed from a hobo.
 
2014-01-01 01:01:26 PM
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2014-01-01 06:11:35 PM
Subby can fuddrucker off!
 
2014-01-01 06:18:45 PM
Its been at least 15 years since I last ate at a Fuddruckers, but I remember them being fairly decent. Did they start sucking or something?

Red Robin's my favorite burger chain though.
 
2014-01-01 08:07:46 PM

rockrobster: Calling it "in Chicago" is also a stretch.


A stretch?  More like outright misinformation.

The suburbs are of a totally different mindset  We only travel to them if we absolutely have to.
 
2014-01-02 02:37:34 AM

cheap_thoughts: In 3000 it'll be Buttfarkers.


I just can't wait until you can walk into a Starbucks, order a latte, and get a handjob.
 
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