Paris1127: SHUT A DVD CASE ON PENISDafuq?PLACED AN ELECTRIC LINT REMOVER TO PENIS AND SUSTAINED A CUTWhy?
Gleeman: pyrotek85: cardex: Fear the Clam: PUT HIS WEDDING RING ON HIS PENIS, NOW CAN'T GET IT OFFThat guy must be hung like a cocktail frank if he can even get it on./Bang a tiny gongI was thinking the same thing. A size 14 ring has about .9 diameter and the average condom is between 1.8 and 2.0 inchesI see I wasn't the only one thinking that lol, it would take some work to actually get it onto the shaft.Maybe he's got the hands of an NBA player?
That Not So Fresh Feeling: Sticking it in the mashed potatoes strangely absent.
Notabunny: fta SHOT WITH BB GUN BY BRO TO THE GENITALApparently you don't have to be an english major to get a job at the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.
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