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(Deadspin) Weeners What horrible things did we do to our penises last year?   (deadspin.com) divider line 8
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2014-01-01 08:20:55 AM  
2 votes:
Sticking it not nearly enough times into the wife.
2014-01-01 08:04:58 AM  
2 votes:
Sticking it in crazy surprisingly absent.
2014-01-01 01:49:58 PM  
1 votes:

IwasKloot: PUT HIS WEDDING RING ON HIS PENIS, NOW CAN'T GET IT OFF

Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...


Travel to Canada, get a hotel room by a lake or waterway. Apply (a lot of) petroleum jelly on penis. Jump into water. Stay there for an hour. Your wedding ring will come off by itself, no matter how big you were before.
2014-01-01 11:13:31 AM  
1 votes:
*wince*

I am *so* NGTRTFA.
2014-01-01 09:01:04 AM  
1 votes:

TheGogmagog: Who goes to the hospital for half those things?  What do they even do for a penile fracture,  give you pain medication?  Take some aspirin and get through it.


It is a serious injury that is fixed by something called degloveing the penis do not GIS it.
2014-01-01 08:32:30 AM  
1 votes:
"BURNT PENIS WITH BLOW DRYER "

I admit, I did this one last year (though I didn't go to the ER). Only did it for like five seconds and hurt for 15 minutes after.

Cant say I recommend the idea.
2014-01-01 07:57:20 AM  
1 votes:
"LACERATION TO PENIS  USING SHOT GLASS TO MASTURBATE"

You're doing it wrong.

On that note, with all the excuses given in that list, I would bet a months pay over 95% of them were a result of masturbation.
2014-01-01 04:30:51 AM  
1 votes:
Put a little cowboy hat, and a mask on it, and took it to see "The Lone Ranger".
 
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