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(Vimeo)   Gesaffelstein's "Pursuit" music video. Mesmerizing. Warning: Contains epic ass and other nudity (Not safe for work)   (vimeo.com) divider line 49
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2014-01-01 01:18:38 AM
I have no idea what I just saw, but that one chick can yell at me all day if she wants.
 
2014-01-01 01:21:30 AM
"epic ass and other nudity" a good way to start a new year.
 
2014-01-01 01:22:06 AM
Dat ass,
 
2014-01-01 01:26:34 AM
And a youtube link (requires sign in due to content): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSijEW_cDM
/not subby
 
2014-01-01 01:50:46 AM
Nice to see that Nitzer Ebb and Skinny Puppy are still relevant to the youngins
 
2014-01-01 01:56:37 AM
WTF did I just watch.

The epic ass was worth it.
 
2014-01-01 02:21:15 AM
God bless you my son.  You have already made 2014 for me with that epic ass.
 
2014-01-01 02:28:39 AM
Germans are scary!

Also, that sucked, but the ass was hot.
 
2014-01-01 05:06:56 AM
Meh, I see creepier little blond kids in commercials
 
2014-01-01 05:17:41 AM
@Boiler Room/Full Album


danielscissorhands: Germans French are scary!

 
2014-01-01 05:58:23 AM
That ass is going to be my motivation to get back in the gym.
 
2014-01-01 07:17:09 AM
Hey, the 90's are back! Sweet.
 
2014-01-01 08:04:32 AM
Eye candy. Ear Brussels sprouts.
 
2014-01-01 08:09:17 AM

oi44.tinypic.com

That video is a palindrome.  The song might be as well.
 
2014-01-01 09:12:02 AM
Meh. Just a random set of unconnected images. It insists upon itself.

/ hot girl, though
 
2014-01-01 09:33:52 AM
I am glad that techno artists have so much free time to create interesting videos like this, I cannot help but imagine why it is they have so much free time to make these things up and market themselves extensively.
 
2014-01-01 09:35:13 AM
i288.photobucket.com

THAT resolution lasted about 30 minutes.

/oblig
 
2014-01-01 10:04:22 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Eye candy. Ear Brussels sprouts.


I think that covers it
 
2014-01-01 10:17:10 AM
Seriously, no verses, no choruses, how I am supposed to know how I should feel.

I totally lost interest then boy got rid of his mop-top
 
2014-01-01 10:48:31 AM
I think it was called "The camera that couldn't stop dollying out."
 
2014-01-01 11:18:12 AM
Epic ass at the 1:00 if you want to skip all the weird Euro crap.
 
2014-01-01 11:22:34 AM
"Now is time on Sprockets where we dance"
 
2014-01-01 12:34:08 PM

Ebenator: Epic ass at the 1:00 if you want to skip all the weird Euro crap.


Yes, this is the way to go.

The music was mediocre, and the rest of the video was boring.  Well, I skipped the last minute, because my time is SOOOO valuable of course, but still.
 
2014-01-01 12:35:27 PM

nytmare: I think it was called "The camera that couldn't stop dollying out."


If you play it in reverse its a Toyota commercial, certain explains why that chick with the pancake tits is yelling as you plow into her car.
 
2014-01-01 12:56:44 PM
hellogiggles.com
brilliant. I have no idea what's going on....O_O
 
2014-01-01 01:19:00 PM
Smart, innovative and visually compelling video would have been better if complimented with decent music.

Seriously, that music was way sub-mediocre.

I am a bassist but I have a ROLAND JP-8000 that I sometime noodle around with. I make NO claim at being a good keyboard/synth player. The music from this video sounds EXACTLY like when I am just fooling around with the ROLAND's factory arpeggio settings and a drum machine. Fun on a beer soaked Sunday but nothing I would call a complete "song"
 
2014-01-01 02:56:33 PM
http://vimeo.com/52642874

Rammstein - Pussy

NSFW/Hardcore porn

A much better music video choice
 
2014-01-01 03:09:12 PM
Cool vid, but that music sounded old.
 
2014-01-01 03:31:08 PM
DaintySavage:
NSFW/Hardcore porn

Golly!  That sure is!

Is it just me, or did this whole genre of music stop evolving around 1993?  I used to be into it up to my ears, and the stuff I heard in these links today is pretty much the same.  And, looking back, I have decided that my taste in music used to suck big time.
 
2014-01-01 04:48:25 PM

DaintySavage: http://vimeo.com/52642874

Rammstein - Pussy

NSFW/Hardcore porn

A much better music video choice


You weren't foolin about the NSFW thing
 
2014-01-01 07:11:03 PM

DaintySavage: http://vimeo.com/52642874

Rammstein - Pussy

NSFW/Hardcore porn

A much better music video choice


Were there people who thought the music in porn was too good? They had to have nonsensical screaming and shiatty death metal behind it?
 
2014-01-01 08:43:09 PM
Maybe I'm weird, but I was disturbed that the guys holding the rifles all had their fingers on the triggers.  You can tell they weren't real soldiers, because anyone who has had any real training would have better trigger discipline than that.
 
2014-01-01 09:21:30 PM

Donkey Hodie: Maybe I'm weird, but I was disturbed that the guys holding the rifles all had their fingers on the triggers.  You can tell they weren't real soldiers, because anyone who has had any real training would have better trigger discipline than that.


Thank god I'm not the only one...
 
2014-01-01 09:36:50 PM
Sounds like a lot of things but it reminded me of Land of Rape and Honey. 25:15 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekIsOdre1Oc
 
2014-01-01 10:22:53 PM
The video should have closed with

Wenn Sie dann verstehen, sind Sie verrückt.
 
2014-01-02 12:29:41 AM
The ass was, indeed, epic. The music was shiat.
 
2014-01-02 12:30:58 AM

lostcat: [i288.photobucket.com image 215x637]

THAT resolution lasted about 30 minutes.

/oblig


You resolved to increase your risk of prostate cancer?
 
2014-01-02 12:36:47 AM
That was a pretty cool video. For whatever reason, it reminded me of an SCP.

"Here's the 'Rave in a Box' which we store beside the 'GunSphere', and if you'll follow me you can see the skeleton of Holy Roman Emperor Fredrick the II and a haunted Russian tearoom. Be careful though, we've temporary lost control of the 'Hand of Gog', so stuff is weirder than usual around here".
 
2014-01-02 12:53:30 AM
Surprised no one has made pics of the better parts in that video yet.
If you do so, don't forget to add nsfw.
 
2014-01-02 01:04:38 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Eye candy. Ear Brussels sprouts.

I think that covers it


But.. but..  Brussels Sprouts are farking delicious!

Olive oil, sesame oil, butter, Greek seasoning (salt, pepper, 'spices').  Apply dry heat until brown.
 
2014-01-02 01:35:05 AM

Doc Batarang: That was a pretty cool video. For whatever reason, it reminded me of an SCP.

"Here's the 'Rave in a Box' which we store beside the 'GunSphere', and if you'll follow me you can see the skeleton of Holy Roman Emperor Fredrick the II and a haunted Russian tearoom. Be careful though, we've temporary lost control of the 'Hand of Gog', so stuff is weirder than usual around here".


SCP is some of the finest reading on the internet.
 
2014-01-02 03:19:33 AM
Wasn't this posted already months ago? Or am I thinking of something else...
 
2014-01-02 04:15:33 AM
Spectacular ass, no question, but everything else was pretty derivative and mundane.
 
2014-01-02 04:17:36 AM
I kept expecting a new SUV to drive into the shot. Whole lotta seen-it-all-before.
 
2014-01-02 07:58:13 AM
So "mesmerizing" is now defined as, "Long tracking shots of random stuff with occasional CGI thrown in, while someone's set a monotonous loop on their Casio keyboard, while someone else yells "move out" over and over again into a 50-gallon drum with a cheap mic at the bottom of it"?

You suck, subby. I want those 4 minutes back.

The tits and ass were nice though.
 
2014-01-02 12:23:37 PM

Donkey Hodie: Maybe I'm weird, but I was disturbed that the guys holding the rifles all had their fingers on the triggers.  You can tell they weren't real soldiers, because anyone who has had any real training would have better trigger discipline than that.


They most of been Marine Core Soldiers, because those always have full control of their weapons, even with their fingers on the triggers.
 
2014-01-02 12:27:54 PM
WOW, Ubermen from the future suck at trigger discipline
 
2014-01-02 01:02:29 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-02 01:20:42 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i41.tinypic.com image 600x540]


Got the original of that?
 
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