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(Daily Mail)   Hottie who owns a 'baristas in bikinis' coffee shop forgets she isn't in high school anymore, calls a customer out on her weight and says the customer should 'save world hunger by shooting yourself'. Learns karma is a biatch   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 223
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2013-12-31 10:41:25 PM
Apologize to the customers by going topless.
 
2013-12-31 10:48:14 PM
Meghan told King5 that she and her staff are scared and that she is sorry for getting involved in the dispute.

No, you're sorry that you're having to deal with the consequences of your actions.  You're sorry you got a taste of your own medicine when people started treating you like you treated your customer.  You're terribly sorry you're losing money over it, I'm sure.  But the one thing I'm certain you're not sorry about is insulting a fat chick.
 
2013-12-31 10:50:14 PM
wah... biatches are biatches. get the fark over it...
 
2013-12-31 10:51:40 PM
I'm laughing, apparently miss hottie got her car keyed and a tire slashed. Karma is great
 
2013-12-31 10:54:09 PM
What's weird is the girl she's attacking was only the friend of whoever started on the shop but she was the one that was attacked.  I'm not clear on the timeline here.
 
2013-12-31 11:21:01 PM
That reminds me, I need to eat more cookies.

Suck it haters!
 
2013-12-31 11:22:17 PM
O.M.G.
 
2014-01-01 12:05:05 AM
Social media, just enough rope to hang yourself.
 
2014-01-01 12:09:04 AM

twistedmetal: Social media, just enough rope to hang yourself.


No greater tool exists for diagnosing narcissistic personality disorder
 
2014-01-01 12:20:29 AM
Wow, so much to dislike about that story.

For me, oddly enough, it was the use of the smiley face emoticon after the..

"your (sic) worthless. save world hunger by shooting yourself :)"

...tweet that really made me wanna slap this ridiculous woman with a medium to largish sockeye salmon.

And to the dickbags online encouraging the destruction of this woman's silly business in the wake of all this...

[jonstewartyou'renothelping.jpg]
 
2014-01-01 12:24:05 AM

Bucky Katt: Apologize to the customers by going topless.


Pretty sure there's a good "non dairy creamer" joke in there somewhere but one of my New Year's resolutions is to eschew that sort of low brow humor for more cerebral stuff

*smug*

/Not midnight here yet.
 
2014-01-01 12:46:52 AM
Baristas in bikinis? They should open a shop in suburban Portland.
 
2014-01-01 12:47:56 AM
oh my god WHO THE HELL CAAAAAAARES
 
2014-01-01 12:48:52 AM

quatchi: Wow, so much to dislike about that story.

For me, oddly enough, it was the use of the smiley face emoticon after the..

"your (sic) worthless. save world hunger by shooting yourself :)"

...tweet that really made me wanna slap this ridiculous woman with a medium to largish sockeye salmon.

And to the dickbags online encouraging the destruction of this woman's silly business in the wake of all this...

[jonstewartyou'renothelping.jpg]


For me it's the use of the word 'save'. I think she means 'end'. Saving world hunger means the customer will preserve world hunger by shooting herself which doesn't even make any damn sense.
 
2014-01-01 12:49:03 AM
"Save world hunger"?
 
2014-01-01 12:49:41 AM
If the chic wasn't fat this wouldn't even be a news story. It would be hot and worth watching.
 
2014-01-01 12:50:12 AM
We all make bank! I still live at home because I'm that cool!
 
2014-01-01 12:50:48 AM
Beauty...skin deep...blah blah blah...
 
2014-01-01 12:52:04 AM
That Meghan woman deserves a spanking!

Be right back.
 
2014-01-01 12:53:59 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Save world hunger"?


I saved mine under my pillow.
 
2014-01-01 12:54:39 AM

DubtodaIll: If the chic wasn't fat this wouldn't even be a news story. It would be hot and worth watching.


I'd hit 'em both so this works for me.
 
2014-01-01 12:54:43 AM
Karma not just a biatch, but a fat biatch.
 
2014-01-01 12:55:36 AM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Beauty...skin deep...blah blah blah...


filmmakeriq.com

Agrees.
 
2014-01-01 12:57:41 AM

Bucky Katt: Apologize to the customers by going topless.


Newsletter, etc.
 
2014-01-01 12:59:57 AM

DarkLancelot: What's weird is the girl she's attacking was only the friend of whoever started on the shop but she was the one that was attacked.  I'm not clear on the timeline here.


Stacey told Allison that she heard Bethany talking smack about Stacey's friend Shelly but really what happened was that it was Bethany talking to Veronica (I know! OMG, right!?) about it and Shelly had just been listening in and told Bethany about it. When that all got back to Amanda (and her little snitch Suzanne) all hell broke loose and facebook, twitter and pinterest war was on, baby!

Hope that clears it up for you.

/that's probably not too far from accurate
/only skimmed article.  bikini pictures distracting something something....
 
2014-01-01 01:00:14 AM
Love the comment accusing Meghan's father of blaming a pre-existing car dent on fallout from this.  I wouldn't be surprised if that were true.
 
2014-01-01 01:00:40 AM
I'd fark the "fat" one.
 
2014-01-01 01:02:46 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: DarkLancelot: What's weird is the girl she's attacking was only the friend of whoever started on the shop but she was the one that was attacked.  I'm not clear on the timeline here.

Stacey told Allison that she heard Bethany talking smack about Stacey's friend Shelly but really what happened was that it was Bethany talking to Veronica (I know! OMG, right!?) about it and Shelly had just been listening in and told Bethany about it. When that all got back to Amanda (and her little snitch Suzanne) all hell broke loose and facebook, twitter and pinterest war was on, baby!

Hope that clears it up for you.

/that's probably not too far from accurate
/only skimmed article.  bikini pictures distracting something something....


Thank you!  Finally someone who can be concise.
 
2014-01-01 01:05:11 AM
Rather date the chubby girl. I'd bang the other one, but I wouldn't call her.
 
2014-01-01 01:05:32 AM
Many retail/restaurant workers tend to complain about it, but this is why if you're in any type of management capacity of a business, you treat the customer as politely as possible even if they may have been an asshole.  Better to eat a relatively small cost than risk a much greater backlash.
 
2014-01-01 01:05:52 AM

UsikFark: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Beauty...skin deep...blah blah blah...

[filmmakeriq.com image 433x306]

Agrees.


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2014-01-01 01:06:20 AM
Just for the record, I will white knight a bikini barista over a fat biatch any day of the week.
 
2014-01-01 01:06:21 AM
Fark the owner and I really hope her business suffers bad enough that it closes. I'm so tired of pretty women who think that they can do or say anything they please because they have a pretty face and nice rack. She is pretty, but something tells me she is one ugly person once you get to know her.

  Yeah, she's sorry alright. Only sorry that she got called out for being a twatwaffle.
 
2014-01-01 01:06:27 AM
Yeah, she is indeed fat. Why someone would point that out as some sort of insult I can't imagine. Now the shop owner needs to show us her labia as punishment.
 
2014-01-01 01:07:34 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd fark the "fat" one.


I'd do both, but I imagine the chubby one would be more fun. However, arguing on facebook would mean I'd give a false name to both. I might even be forced to wear a disguise. Arguing on facebook means you've got the social skills of a rabid ferret.
 
2014-01-01 01:07:43 AM
This thread either needs more coffee or more bikini baristas.

www.stewpig.com

www.stewpig.com

www.stewpig.com

Get your own damned coffee.
 
2014-01-01 01:08:48 AM
She lives with her father, Kelly, and their home was recently egged and his vehicle dented.

Just another filthy blood sucking  parasite millenial living of the good graces of her parents and being a piece of shiat to the general populace.


but really, how do you own a bar and still live with your parents, though? Is my drunk reading comprehension that bad or what?
 
2014-01-01 01:11:22 AM

r1niceboy: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd fark the "fat" one.

I'd do both, but I imagine the chubby one would be more fun. However, arguing on facebook would mean I'd give a false name to both. I might even be forced to wear a disguise. Arguing on facebook means you've got the social skills of a rabid ferret.


I'd theoretically do both. But the "fat" one would have a better personality and be less immature. Plus, the chubby goils try harder!
 
2014-01-01 01:12:27 AM

theregoesthat: but really, how do you own a bar and still live with your parents, though?


If you can, why wouldn't you?

She prolly bought the shop with money she would have squandered on rent.
 
2014-01-01 01:15:00 AM
5 minute cyberstalking complete.

The mouthy biatch, (not the fat biatch,) only appears to be be "hot" with 3 pounds of porn star make up, appears to be functionally illiterate, and doesn't know a damned thing about security settings for facebook. (In other words, The whole damn world can see her idiotic ramblings...
 
2014-01-01 01:16:48 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: r1niceboy: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd fark the "fat" one.

I'd do both, but I imagine the chubby one would be more fun. However, arguing on facebook would mean I'd give a false name to both. I might even be forced to wear a disguise. Arguing on facebook means you've got the social skills of a rabid ferret.

I'd theoretically do both. But the "fat" one would have a better personality and be less immature. Plus, the chubby goils try harder!


Don't you always have the fear, when a fat girl is going down on you, that she might start chewing?
 
2014-01-01 01:16:58 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Plus, the chubby goils try harder!


Yeah they do....
 
2014-01-01 01:17:41 AM
Bill_Wick's_Friend:Stacey told Allison that she heard Bethany talking smack about Stacey's friend Shelly but really what happened was that it was Bethany talking to Veronica (I know! OMG, right!?) about it and Shelly had just been listening in and told Bethany about it. When that all got back to Amanda (and her little snitch Suzanne) all hell broke loose and facebook, twitter and pinterest war was on, baby!


Can we get James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell to reenact that?
 
2014-01-01 01:20:26 AM

r1niceboy: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: r1niceboy: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd fark the "fat" one.

I'd do both, but I imagine the chubby one would be more fun. However, arguing on facebook would mean I'd give a false name to both. I might even be forced to wear a disguise. Arguing on facebook means you've got the social skills of a rabid ferret.

I'd theoretically do both. But the "fat" one would have a better personality and be less immature. Plus, the chubby goils try harder!

Don't you always have the fear, when a fat girl is going down on you, that she might start chewing?


Nope. They know the creamy center is better than the outside.
 
2014-01-01 01:21:05 AM
Blah blah blah hot chicks in bikinis, fat chick.

I side with the hot chicks in bikinis.
 
2014-01-01 01:23:30 AM
Anyone need any more coffee?

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2014-01-01 01:24:29 AM
Lives with her father. HA.   And even he is sick of her shiat.
 
2014-01-01 01:25:00 AM
Social media... It's like high school never, ever, EVER has to end!
 
2014-01-01 01:25:19 AM
Does anybody else understand what the hell happened here?  A friend of the owner made fun of a fat chick?  What caused her to do that?  Why did the owner feel it was necessary to chime in?  She said she was "defending herself," but I really don't understand what she would have been defending herself from, at least not from the context of this article.
 
2014-01-01 01:25:20 AM

doglover: theregoesthat: but really, how do you own a bar and still live with your parents, though?

If you can, why wouldn't you?

She prolly bought the shop with her parents' money she would have squandered on while she lives rent free.



Because bootstraps!
 
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