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(KPTV Portland)   Definitely a non-dairy creamer   (kptv.com) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, Tigard, Lake Oswego, Little Guy, drive-thru window, KPTV  
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5793 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Dec 2013 at 11:42 PM (15 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-31 11:43:57 PM
And he can stir your coffee, too, if it's not too hot
 
2013-12-31 11:44:01 PM
Definitely
Definitely
 
2013-12-31 11:47:40 PM
It's all over as soon as his wife recognizes both family cars in the videos.
 
2013-12-31 11:49:35 PM

rudemix: It's all over as soon as his wife momrecognizes both family cars in the videos.


More likely.
 
2013-12-31 11:52:18 PM
One barista said it definitely wasn't a venti
 
2013-12-31 11:56:29 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: One barista said it definitely wasn't a venti

it wasn't a twenty?
 
2013-12-31 11:57:00 PM
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2014-01-01 12:06:14 AM
If it was good enough for Diogenes of  Sinope it should be good enough for you farkers.
 
2014-01-01 12:06:58 AM
"He is described as a white man, around 40 years old. In at least one case, he was wearing a baseball cap with brown hair sticking out from the bottom."

Some hot wax will take care of that.
 
2014-01-01 12:13:41 AM
How pathetic of a loser do you have to be to do a drive-through masturbation at a COFFEE-SHOP? No matter how hot the teenage baristas are?

Goddamn, have a LITTLE pride, guys.
 
2014-01-01 12:18:37 AM

Gyrfalcon: How pathetic of a loser do you have to be to do a drive-through masturbation at a COFFEE-SHOP? No matter how hot the teenage baristas are?

Goddamn, have a LITTLE pride, guys.


Don't get all worked up there, buddy. We are just doing our job.
 
2014-01-01 12:37:08 AM
He was trying to make an emphatic point -- I WANT CREAM IN MY COFFEE!!!
 
2014-01-01 01:12:59 AM

Boo_Guy: "He is described as a white man, around 40 years old. In at least one case, he was wearing a baseball cap with brown hair sticking out from the bottom."

Some hot wax will take care of that.


So, suspect is not hatless?
 
2014-01-01 01:13:00 AM
Funny/Not Funny.. depending on if it was you it happened to... or hearing it told.  Buddy dated a girl that was a manager at a fast-food place with a drive-thru. Manager heard a girl at the window loudly say, "Ewwwwwwwww!!!! That's GROSS!!!" and immediately goes over to see what is going on (with a reprimand on her mind), only to see the guy in the car just hammering the holy bejesus out of his bishop like the little bastard owed him money!
She tell him, "Now that is gross, stop it and leave."
Guy never misses a beat.. looks ALL around as if trying to find out what they are referring to, then looks up and, "What? WHAT?!?!?? Seriously, what's wrong with you two and where in the hell in my order?"
As soon as she picked up the phone and dialed three numbers, he floored it out of there.

/apparently my buddy laughed like hell when she told him.... and it made her mad. She wasn't the least bit amused!
//i told him to go ahead and tell her I laughed like a little kid getting tickled till I lost control of my bowels.. see if that helped any. (been years and I still get a grin out of it)
 
2014-01-01 01:52:22 AM
It's like the caffeinated version of Chatroullette.
 
2014-01-01 01:58:08 AM

skinink: It's like the caffeinated version of Chatroullette.


Starbucksroullette, if you will.
 
2014-01-01 04:06:23 AM
FTFA: Right now there are no photos of the man's face, but investigators did release surveillance video of the man touching himself inside his car at a Tigard coffee stand.

That should make for a weird police lineup.
 
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