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(ESPN)   At least Caroline Wozniacki got a parting gift before being bounced out in the 1st round of the Aussie Open   (espn.go.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Caroline Wozniacki, Australian Open, Rory McIlroy, Ian Poulter, Graeme McDowell, WTA, Women's Tennis Association, U.S. Open  
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2013-12-31 08:24:58 PM  
She gets to go night putting?
 
2013-12-31 08:28:49 PM  
www.suermondt-ludwig-museum.de

Toobeard
 
2013-12-31 08:37:42 PM  
I heard she was kinda hot. Too lazy to care though.
 
2013-12-31 08:44:43 PM  
In other news, the first Major in Professional Tennis is going on in Australia.
 
2013-12-31 09:04:55 PM  
The Chicago Tribune has the story of their engagement with an accompanying photo of the pair. The caption:

'Irish golfing star Rory McIlroy has split from his Danish tennis player girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki.'

The Trib, who gave us "Dewey Defeats Truman."


http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/golf/chi-rory-mcilroy-caroline- wo zniacki-engaged-20131231,0,3437722.story
 
2013-12-31 09:23:29 PM  

srhp29: In other news, the first Major in Professional Tennis is going on in Australia.


I thought it was Brisbane right now... isn't the Australian Open a little later than now?
 
2013-12-31 09:51:53 PM  
So does that mean Rory won't win any more majors?
 
2013-12-31 10:09:04 PM  
I would so commit a double fault on her.

hollywoodneuz.com
 
2013-12-31 10:38:40 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: srhp29: In other news, the first Major in Professional Tennis is going on in Australia.

I thought it was Brisbane right now... isn't the Australian Open a little later than now?


Yeah, doesn't start until the 13th.
 
2013-12-31 11:17:02 PM  

RminusQ: Palmer Eldritch: srhp29: In other news, the first Major in Professional Tennis is going on in Australia.

I thought it was Brisbane right now... isn't the Australian Open a little later than now?

Yeah, doesn't start until the 13th.


Oh okay. That was a predictive headline rather than she actually got bounced.  I get it now.  I thought it was strange I had heard nothing about the Australian Open if it was under way.
 
2013-12-31 11:59:57 PM  
I would take my balls out of their sleeve and make a huge racket.
 
2014-01-01 12:23:08 AM  
Am I crazy, or did both of their careers torpedo when they started knocking boots? Rory has been a shell of his former self, and Woz has been ruthlessly exposed as the fraud she was.
 
2014-01-01 01:08:22 AM  
Rory closed 2013 with a win at the Australian Open beating Adam Scott, Jason Day, and like 60 Aussie players that are angry about people's opinions regarding Australia or something or other.

Rory is banging an athletic, attractive blonde that's willing to marry him.

Rory > Haters
 
2014-01-01 02:43:38 AM  

Trocadero: Am I crazy, or did both of their careers torpedo when they started knocking boots? Rory has been a shell of his former self, and Woz has been ruthlessly exposed as the fraud she was.


I think Rory's issue was more getting used to new equipment switching over to Nike.
 
2014-01-01 03:37:23 AM  

JSam21: Trocadero: Am I crazy, or did both of their careers torpedo when they started knocking boots? Rory has been a shell of his former self, and Woz has been ruthlessly exposed as the fraud she was.

I think Rory's issue was more getting used to new equipment switching over to Nike.

Yeah, sure, that's what it is.

Not the 6" between his ears, nosiree.

/ At least we found Wowy's agent's Fark handle
 
2014-01-01 03:53:26 AM  

The Smails Kid: JSam21: Trocadero: Am I crazy, or did both of their careers torpedo when they started knocking boots? Rory has been a shell of his former self, and Woz has been ruthlessly exposed as the fraud she was.

I think Rory's issue was more getting used to new equipment switching over to Nike.Yeah, sure, that's what it is.

Not the 6" between his ears, nosiree.

/ At least we found Wowy's agent's Fark handle


Oh of course that also plays a role in it no doubt. The pressure of living up to a huge contract and playing with brand new equipment had more to do with it.

/I wish I was her agent
//I'd be rich
///slashes for dollars
 
2014-01-01 06:19:20 AM  
40-Love.
 
2014-01-01 10:50:06 AM  

JSam21: Trocadero: Am I crazy, or did both of their careers torpedo when they started knocking boots? Rory has been a shell of his former self, and Woz has been ruthlessly exposed as the fraud she was.

I think Rory's issue was more getting used to new equipment switching over to Nike.


Is that an euphemism?
 
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