you are a puppet: neongoats: Came for a picture of Kevin Sorbo, leavinging having had to do it myself.[entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com image 318x400]I believe Kevin Sorbo's latest film is actually called "The Leavinging"
KarmicDisaster: The Weather Channel blows goats for naming all these storms themselves.
lack of warmth: I'll be fine, I'm in the 'meh' zone. 3-5 inches will only slow me down a little.
SpinStopper: SNOWSTORM!!!?!!! In HOUSTON??!!!???!!! You make me laugh!!!
Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's all a ploy from the French Toast Industrial Complex. Right now Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth are rolling around in a huge pile of money laughing at all of us.
That Not So Fresh Feeling: People get weather on the Weather Channel? I thought it was a "reality" channel that sometimes marches Jim Cantore into hurricanes./NWS FTW
2wolves: The infamous "Line of Snow" returns to the DC metro area. Two miles to one side for 6" to 8" and two miles to the other side just rain and depression.
crotchgrabber: I'm in Monterey now.
Clemkadidlefark: Winter storms only get mentioned when it happens to helpless dickless dumb as frog Yankee bastards jammed cheek-to-jowl into Obama-cities.So little mention on the news, it barely registered on the Nintendo addled brainpans of America's elites ..October 2013, Latest est. 75,000+ cattle frozen to death[lifechanyuan.org image 640x360][www.foodpolitic.com image 606x404][beefmagazine.com image 600x450][2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x323][pbs.twimg.com image 850x637] .. until the 'News' starts wringing their hands over our predicaments out here, I don't want to hear about a city under siege by 10 inches ...
DanZero: KarmicDisaster: The Weather Channel blows goats for naming all these storms themselves.
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