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2013-12-31 03:27:40 PM
what about anus stories?
 
2013-12-31 03:32:10 PM

cretinbob: what about anus stories?


9 out of 10 Phil Robertsons recommend vaginas over anuses for your sexual stimulation needs.
 
2013-12-31 03:51:01 PM
I tried to post the "Relax, it's just my armpit" .jpg, but Imgur returned an error.  I am going to assume that this was the world saving me from a short bannination.  I still don't understand why, when I've been around for longer than EVERYbody, I can't be a mod.  I'm nice, and I'm fair, and I've been on TF forever and ever.
/sulk
//kicks sand
///gets over it
//still wants to be a mod someday....
//why yes, new meds.  How did you know?
 
2013-12-31 04:02:52 PM

cretinbob: what about anus stories?


Scroll down
 
2013-12-31 04:08:13 PM
I posted this yesterday in another thread. Looks appropriate here.

global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-12-31 04:08:24 PM
CSS: Last time I played Scrabble with my friend Bill, he played "vagina" two times in a row.

/vagina
 
2013-12-31 04:10:08 PM
Why, thank you, I'd love some vagina.
 
2013-12-31 04:10:45 PM

cretinbob: what about anus stories?


They were too shiatty.
 
2013-12-31 04:11:01 PM

Anokha: /vagina


www.therpf.com
 
2013-12-31 04:12:06 PM
I'd rather she use that vaginal tightening cream on her mouth.

/so she'll shut up
//not because I like really tight bjs
 
2013-12-31 04:13:26 PM
Vaginal tightening cream?  I have some vagina loosening cream... the hard part is getting it in the tube.
 
GBB
2013-12-31 04:13:40 PM

bearded clamorer: cretinbob: what about anus stories?

Scroll down


Whoops... too far.
 
2013-12-31 04:14:10 PM
Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
 
2013-12-31 04:15:19 PM
www.cartoonstock.com
 
2013-12-31 04:16:25 PM
What if you used vagina-tightening cream on your hands like moisturizer? Would it improve your fap?
 
2013-12-31 04:20:00 PM

i.huffpost.com
"Excuse please....Do you have the toilet paper?"

 
2013-12-31 04:20:11 PM
(*)
 
2013-12-31 04:20:46 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-31 04:21:29 PM

dahmers love zombie: I tried to post the "Relax, it's just my armpit" .jpg, but Imgur returned an error.  I am going to assume that this was the world saving me from a short bannination.  I still don't understand why, when I've been around for longer than EVERYbody, I can't be a mod.  I'm nice, and I'm fair, and I've been on TF forever and ever.
/sulk
//kicks sand
///gets over it
//still wants to be a mod someday....
//why yes, new meds.  How did you know?


I'll vote for you if you don't ban me for simply calling someone "unsmart" because he thought "reverse racism" wasn't a stupid term.

/That really did happen.
 
2013-12-31 04:23:04 PM

Danger Avoid Death: I posted this yesterday in another thread. Looks appropriate here.

[global3.memecdn.com image 700x730]


I think "Catcher's Mitt" should be classified as dark purple. It implies that's where the balls are supposed to end up being cushioned.
 
2013-12-31 04:23:15 PM
Oh hai! Is this a VIE thread? Nothing else to say really.
 
2013-12-31 04:23:40 PM

dahmers love zombie: I tried to post the "Relax, it's just my armpit" .jpg, but Imgur returned an error.  I am going to assume that this was the world saving me from a short bannination.  I still don't understand why, when I've been around for longer than EVERYbody, I can't be a mod.  I'm nice, and I'm fair, and I've been on TF forever and ever.
/sulk
//kicks sand
///gets over it
//still wants to be a mod someday....
//why yes, new meds.  How did you know?


IIRC there was a TFD recruiting thread earlier this year. And i have like a whole year on you under this handle.
 
2013-12-31 04:25:29 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-31 04:25:42 PM

theorellior: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


And even sing about it.

www.intriguing.com

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean."

(Singing) "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back."
 
2013-12-31 04:26:56 PM
Why I Won't Want to Buy '18 Again' Vaginal Cream at Any Age

Cause you're a cold, dried up old fish that no one wants to have sex with?

No man enjoys this. Just sayin
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-31 04:27:11 PM
pixel.nymag.com
 
2013-12-31 04:27:40 PM
♪ ♬ ♪ ♫ Nothing would be finer...♪ ♬ ♪ ♫
 
2013-12-31 04:27:48 PM

theorellior: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


i162.photobucket.com
Johnson?
 
2013-12-31 04:28:02 PM
static.ibnlive.in.com
 
2013-12-31 04:32:11 PM

GBB: bearded clamorer: cretinbob: what about anus stories?

Scroll down

Whoops... too far.


When navel oranges scroll down too far:

menseekingcock.com
 
2013-12-31 04:33:51 PM
Although I love 'em, these are  just 5 more bits of information that prove women are bat shiat crazy.
 
2013-12-31 04:35:17 PM

abhorrent1: Why I Won't Want to Buy '18 Again' Vaginal Cream at Any Age

Cause you're a cold, dried up old fish that no one wants to have sex with?

No man enjoys this. Just sayin
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 200x252]


Given how feminist she is, I doubt that she was so rampant with her sex-life as to leave a hallway as a result. She also sounds unburdened with offspring, so double check on the no hallway item.
So... your comment... is it about the 'hallway', really?
Or is that some men have 'hotdogs'?
Who's really the poor result, here?
 
2013-12-31 04:36:38 PM

BroncoFan_17: Although I love 'em, these are  just 5 more bits of information that prove women are bat shiat crazy.


I wonder how many of the women who provoked those articles are on hormonal birth control.

/Good for most.
//not for everybody. o_O
 
2013-12-31 04:36:51 PM
The end product of "vaginal knitting":

cdn.thegloss.com
 
2013-12-31 04:36:54 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [static.ibnlive.in.com image 630x420]


Thank you! "Vaginalocalypse 2013" would be incomplete without it.
 
2013-12-31 04:38:38 PM

Danger Avoid Death: I posted this yesterday in another thread. Looks appropriate here.

[global3.memecdn.com image 700x730]


What?  No sin cave?

That one's my favorite :-p
 
2013-12-31 04:40:21 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [pixel.nymag.com image 850x566]



they have faces?
 
2013-12-31 04:40:34 PM
i555.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-31 04:43:59 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-31 04:46:06 PM

tlars699: abhorrent1: Why I Won't Want to Buy '18 Again' Vaginal Cream at Any Age

Cause you're a cold, dried up old fish that no one wants to have sex with?

No man enjoys this. Just sayin
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 200x252]

Given how feminist she is, I doubt that she was so rampant with her sex-life as to leave a hallway as a result. She also sounds unburdened with offspring, so double check on the no hallway item.
So... your comment... is it about the 'hallway', really?
Or is that some men have 'hotdogs'?
Who's really the poor result, here?


Women want older men use Viagra to get a boner = Okay.   Men want older women to use 18 Again = OMG SEXIST AGISM!
 
2013-12-31 04:49:17 PM
i216.photobucket.com
Johnny Bench called
 
2013-12-31 04:50:08 PM
From vaginal knitting (yes, you'll have to see it to believe it) and merkins to vaginal tightening cream, here are five stories that got women and men talking in 2013...

It's because those 'merkins are all such a bunch of PRUDES that this is a problem in the first place.  The sooner they get off their moralistic high horses about sexual matters the better.
 
2013-12-31 04:52:40 PM
Ohhh vagina, my favorite!

/claps hands
/jumps up and down
 
2013-12-31 04:55:54 PM
vie?

eip

hey, I'll be sitting at work all night tonight until well after midnight. Cut me some slack
 
2013-12-31 05:05:52 PM

Danger Avoid Death: I posted this yesterday in another thread. Looks appropriate here.


Looks awesome, wish I could read more than the key on mobile. Three days until I'm home, with my laptop... aaand I'll have forgotten by then.
 
2013-12-31 05:07:39 PM
Many blamed the failure of the Ford Edsel on the grill design.

www.conceptcarseries.com
 
2013-12-31 05:11:52 PM

abhorrent1: tlars699: abhorrent1: Why I Won't Want to Buy '18 Again' Vaginal Cream at Any Age

Cause you're a cold, dried up old fish that no one wants to have sex with?

No man enjoys this. Just sayin
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 200x252]

Given how feminist she is, I doubt that she was so rampant with her sex-life as to leave a hallway as a result. She also sounds unburdened with offspring, so double check on the no hallway item.
So... your comment... is it about the 'hallway', really?
Or is that some men have 'hotdogs'?
Who's really the poor result, here?

Women want older men use Viagra to get a boner = Okay.   Men want older women to use 18 Again = OMG SEXIST AGISM!


Fail.
 
2013-12-31 05:12:35 PM
GIS for "vagina close up" yields mixed results, FYI
 
2013-12-31 05:15:26 PM
www.nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-12-31 05:21:56 PM
No mention of the vagina whitening cream?

Your Vagina Isn't Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy-It's Also Too Brown

Ah, that was from 2012. Never mind.
 
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