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(Yahoo)   Why Scotland is cooler than us: on New Years Eve we get Ryan Seacrest, a light-up ball in Time's Square, paper hats and noisemakers. They get Vikings with giant torches throwing huge flaming balls of pitch   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 35
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2013-12-31 12:15:39 PM
Yeah but would you want Ryan Seacrest flaming in front of you?
 
2013-12-31 12:16:26 PM
What's in YOUR wallet?

www.nouvelleidentite.com
 
2013-12-31 12:18:39 PM
The problem with New York City... is that it's full of Ryan Seacrests!
[nobles of the privy council chuckle politely]
 
2013-12-31 12:19:42 PM
Based on the above Venture Card pic, I feel the need to post in this thread. Someone please tell me why celebrate the vikings if they came through your county to rape, pillage, and kill your ancestors? Just curious.
 
2013-12-31 12:21:01 PM
Flaming balls you say?
 
2013-12-31 12:21:59 PM
"Time's Square," huh?
 
2013-12-31 12:22:20 PM

derpy: Yeah but would you want Ryan Seacrest flaming in front of you?


If by "flaming" you mean "on fire," then that wouldn't be so bad.
 
2013-12-31 12:22:54 PM

War_Kittens: Based on the above Venture Card pic, I feel the need to post in this thread. Someone please tell me why celebrate the vikings if they came through your county to rape, pillage, and kill your ancestors? Just curious.


Because half the country is descended from Vikings that decided to stick around and raise a family. It wasn't all rape and pillage. There was a fair amount of colonization and immigration.
 
2013-12-31 12:24:10 PM

War_Kittens: Based on the above Venture Card pic, I feel the need to post in this thread. Someone please tell me why celebrate the vikings if they came through your county to rape, pillage, and kill your ancestors? Just curious.


You forgot to mention how bad their football team is.
 
2013-12-31 12:24:17 PM

Disgruntled Goat: "Time's Square," huh?


Is that over by the Specific Ocean...?
 
2013-12-31 12:28:45 PM
UNLEASH TEH GAEEEE!!!!

blogs.villagevoice.com
/blowing you a kizz
 
2013-12-31 12:29:42 PM
 
2013-12-31 12:31:12 PM
i141.photobucket.com

NTTAWWT
 
2013-12-31 12:31:49 PM
Nothing says Viking like a subcompact digital camera

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-31 12:32:47 PM

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 800x531]

NTTAWWT


I'm impressed, nary a horned helmet in the lot.  Take Note Minnesota
 
2013-12-31 12:33:15 PM

bikerbob59: War_Kittens: Based on the above Venture Card pic, I feel the need to post in this thread. Someone please tell me why celebrate the vikings if they came through your county to rape, pillage, and kill your ancestors? Just curious.

You forgot to mention how bad their football team is.


That doesn't need to be mentioned, everyone already knows.
 
2013-12-31 12:38:49 PM
This is all well and good and all, but did anyone notice the picture in the sidebar with twin redhead women?  No?!

Then answer the phone because Anderson Cooper is calling you for a date....
 
2013-12-31 12:39:40 PM
Who is this 'us' and 'we' subby? Some of us are gonna do a bunch of drugs, drink a bunch of booze, and enjoy a great live band.
 
2013-12-31 12:42:24 PM
Fox Noise is having an "All American New Year's Eve." That basically means No Gays.

/I'd still rather have Elisabeth Assnboink than Kathy Griffin for NYE, but.
 
2013-12-31 12:54:55 PM
Scotland doesn't have New-Year.
Happy Hogmanay FARKers
 
2013-12-31 01:02:43 PM
When I first stayed up for New Years, I was seriously disappointed that the ball drop was a crappy crystal thing that lowered 10 feet.  I expected explosions and flaming balls of pitch.  This makes me happy.
 
2013-12-31 01:06:57 PM

Magorn: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 800x531]

NTTAWWT

I'm impressed, nary a horned helmet in the lot.  Take Note Minnesota


I noticed that too.  I have a real, honest to god metal helmet with cow horns.
 
2013-12-31 01:09:35 PM
Hogmanay in Edinburgh is something to experience.  Drum circles, pipes, torches, bonfires, randomly hooking and making out with people in the crowd, it's epic.
 
2013-12-31 01:11:45 PM
Flaming Balls of Pitch is the name of my ___________ cover band.
 
2013-12-31 01:26:47 PM

MemeSlave: Hogmanay in Edinburgh is something to experience.  Drum circles, pipes, torches, bonfires, randomly hooking and making out with people in the crowd, it's epic.


(right-click o add to bucket-list)   done.
 
2013-12-31 01:33:16 PM
Let's just make sure it is flaming balls of Pitch, ok?

/husband stops packing my bags
 
2013-12-31 01:46:44 PM

dstanley: Flaming Balls of Pitch is the name of my ___________ cover band.


AC/DC?

i2.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-31 01:55:13 PM
Solution: throw huge flaming balls of pitch at Times Square
 
2013-12-31 02:46:42 PM

amindtat: dstanley: Flaming Balls of Pitch is the name of my ___________ cover band.

AC/DC?

[i2.photobucket.com image 298x456]


If those pants got any tighter, they'd have been fused to his skin.
 
2013-12-31 02:49:51 PM
bikerbob59: War_Kittens: Based on the above Venture Card pic, I feel the need to post in this thread. Someone please tell me why celebrate the vikings if they came through your county to rape, pillage, and kill your ancestors? Just curious.

Vikings sweep in and grab stuff. y'know, pillage. Venture cards enable you, the consumer, to sweep into the malls and grab stuff too. High Kinetic shopping, if you wish.

/at least I'm wearing my kilt tonight....
 
2013-12-31 04:00:21 PM

cgraves67: War_Kittens: Based on the above Venture Card pic, I feel the need to post in this thread. Someone please tell me why celebrate the vikings if they came through your county to rape, pillage, and kill your ancestors? Just curious.

Because half the country is descended from Vikings that decided to stick around and raise a family. It wasn't all rape and pillage. There was a fair amount of colonization and immigration.


To be fair, that's often just rape and pillage rebranded. Re-flaming-branded in this case.
 
2013-12-31 05:40:02 PM

War_Kittens: Based on the above Venture Card pic, I feel the need to post in this thread. Someone please tell me why celebrate the vikings if they came through your county to rape, pillage, and kill your ancestors? Just curious.


because that is what we do now?
 
2013-12-31 07:59:46 PM
With that kind of pitch, you really don't want to be the catcher
 
2013-12-31 09:55:00 PM

dstanley: Flaming Balls of Pitch is the name of my ___________ cover band.


Jerry Lee Lewis
 
2013-12-31 11:29:58 PM
Scotland is cooler than us because David Tennant is from there....
 
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