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(Gawker)   Musangwe: The bare-knuckle fist fighting game in South Africa that even lets the loser get a happy ending   (gawker.com) divider line 46
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2013-12-31 11:20:03 AM
I wonder how they decide which member of the fighter's support team has that responsibility. I'm sure that's all planned out in advance; when seconds count, you don't want to be stumbling over each other trying to decide who's responsible for the water bucket, who's handling the shoulder prop, and who's unzipping his pants.
 
2013-12-31 11:29:04 AM
Damn right I'm not gonna talk about fight club.
 
2013-12-31 11:30:28 AM
Pocket Ninja: I wonder how they decide which member of the fighter's support team has that responsibility. I'm sure that's all planned out in advance; when seconds count, you don't want to be stumbling over each other trying to decide who's responsible for the water bucket KY Jelly, who's handling the shoulder prop, and who's unzipping his pants.

FTFY
 
2013-12-31 11:32:52 AM
Getting beaten up is painful enough, so I guess this is a sort of consolation prize.
 
2013-12-31 11:33:28 AM
Didn't look too effective, what with the cold water and all.
 
2013-12-31 11:35:28 AM
I dunno about that, I think the dude took a dive just to get the handy...
 
2013-12-31 11:35:58 AM
http://i.minus.com/ibazhDkbGDPb5P.gif

It's too big to fit...

(safe for work)
 
2013-12-31 11:36:02 AM
Pretty sure that guy is dead. KO'd for way too long, handski or not.
 
2013-12-31 11:36:37 AM
Goddammit, people!

What's the first rule of Handjob Fight Club?
 
2013-12-31 11:39:41 AM
"Let's be honest, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you Frank?
 
2013-12-31 11:41:09 AM
Can I opt to get beaten up by a woman instead?
 
2013-12-31 11:41:33 AM
If this was in place for the Rousey-Tate match, the pay per view income would be BILLIONS...
 
2013-12-31 11:43:57 AM
Dude went into fencing response.

That was a serious farking knockout.

I hope there was some other first aid off camera.
 
2013-12-31 11:51:27 AM

liam76: I hope there was some other first aid off camera.


Of course there was, but then the video would've been NSFW
 
2013-12-31 11:51:39 AM
How stupid are these people?!?!?
 
2013-12-31 11:52:31 AM
Why would anyone want to win?
 
2013-12-31 11:54:28 AM

Big_Doofus: How stupid are these people?!?!?


I don't even know if you can call it stupid.

Just asonishingly and profoundly ignorant.
 
2013-12-31 11:55:22 AM

scottydoesntknow: liam76: I hope there was some other first aid off camera.

Of course there was, but then the video would've been NSFW


The extra First Aid was a witch doctor who had to decapitate an albino in order to revive the KO'd man...
 
2013-12-31 11:56:33 AM
Beat up and off...
 
2013-12-31 12:05:01 PM
*clicks on link*

Dafuq?


the-evan.com
 
2013-12-31 12:20:52 PM
a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com
Now kiss him deep with tongue. Hoo hoo, dirty boy!
 
2013-12-31 12:25:52 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Pretty sure that guy is dead. KO'd for way too long, handski or not.


spiritofthething.files.wordpress.com
Knows a thing or two about pretending to be unconscious.
 
2013-12-31 12:36:41 PM
That poor guy. He was probably dreaming that he was getting a tugjob from a beautiful woman underneath a refreshing waterfall, then he wakes up to that.
 
2013-12-31 12:37:58 PM
we now go to our new South African Fight Club correspondent, George Takei...
 
2013-12-31 12:49:44 PM
I bet the guy who came up with idea was really bad at fist-fighting...
 
2013-12-31 12:54:52 PM

stonelotus: we now go to our new South African Fight Club correspondent, George Takei...


Musculature.
 
2013-12-31 01:05:51 PM
Hey, that guy doesn't work here!
 
2013-12-31 01:32:48 PM

liam76: Big_Doofus: How stupid are these people?!?!?

I don't even know if you can call it stupid.

Just asonishingly and profoundly ignorant.


I don't know, it sounds like something that should be very effective.
"GAAAH! I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE! STOP IT, BOB, I'M AWAKE!"
 
2013-12-31 01:33:40 PM
Yeah, I was kind of wondering why they didn't have one of the women watching help out.  Although, the guy doing the tugging seemed to be enjoying his work a lot.
 
2013-12-31 01:57:43 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: "Let's be honest, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you Frank?


Came here for this, leaving happily.
 
2013-12-31 02:00:28 PM
This has to be one of the weirdest things I've seen. "That guy got knocked out, quick, jerk him off". Does Japan know about this?
 
2013-12-31 02:03:33 PM
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-12-31 02:21:08 PM
I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that by sitting him up, pouring cold water on his head, and stimulating his member that what they are trying to do is redirect bloodflow away from his head and prevent a subcranial hematoma.

Unfortunately, that isn't going to help someone who was just knocked unconscious.
 
2013-12-31 02:27:06 PM

Feepit: I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that by sitting him up, pouring cold water on his head, and stimulating his member that what they are trying to do is redirect bloodflow away from his head and prevent a subcranial hematoma.



And they know what a subcranial hematoma is because they all have a PhD in Neurology?

/ I think they just enjoy jerking each other
//nttawwt
///just don't eat the poo poo
 
2013-12-31 02:36:50 PM

abhorrent1: And they know what a subcranial hematoma is because they all have a PhD in Neurology?


They got their stupid video on the internet. Maybe they read some horrible translation of WebMD or latched on to a troll post on Yahoo Answers. Ya  never know! All I'm saying is that there is a convoluted logic to the whole thing.
 
2013-12-31 02:47:14 PM
*adds this to the list of why we just need to let Africa die*
 
2013-12-31 02:51:06 PM

Zombie Eater: *adds this to the list of why we just need to let Africa die*


You first.
 
2013-12-31 03:06:10 PM

Feepit: abhorrent1: And they know what a subcranial hematoma is because they all have a PhD in Neurology?

They got their stupid video on the internet. Maybe they read some horrible translation of WebMD or latched on to a troll post on Yahoo Answers. Ya  never know! All I'm saying is that there is a convoluted logic to the whole thing.


Well maybe they believe, like so many, that men think with their dicks. So the logical conclusion is they are massaging their brain.
 
2013-12-31 03:18:47 PM
Rocky: "Jack me, Mick."
Mick: "Don't do it..."
Rocky: "Jack me."
Mick: Aw, Jesus..."
i3.squidoocdn.com
 
2013-12-31 03:53:25 PM

shamalamadingdong: Rocky: "Jack me, Mick."
Mick: "Don't do it..."
Rocky: "Jack me."
Mick: Aw, Jesus..."
[i3.squidoocdn.com image 560x330]


Ok, you just made me laugh out loud.  Thanks!
 
2013-12-31 03:58:26 PM

Big_Doofus: shamalamadingdong: Rocky: "Jack me, Mick."
Mick: "Don't do it..."
Rocky: "Jack me."
Mick: Aw, Jesus..."
[i3.squidoocdn.com image 560x330]

Ok, you just made me laugh out loud.  Thanks!


^This
 
2013-12-31 04:45:22 PM
Haw Haw Haw!!!

ADRIAN!!! I went BLIND!!

//thanks for the lol
 
2013-12-31 04:57:01 PM
Musang-wee-wee is more like it.
 
2013-12-31 05:39:26 PM

liam76: Just asonishingly and profoundly ignorant.


This.    Stupidity is a lack of brains.   Ignorance is a lack of education.    You can occasionally fix ignorant, you can't fix stupid.
 
2013-12-31 07:44:40 PM

Zombie Eater: *adds this to the list of why we just need to let Africa die*


well, we could just stop watering it.
 
2014-01-01 10:27:54 AM
Just make sure not to make eye contact
 
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