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2013-12-31 11:14:16 AM  
Sounds like whoever runs that blog has some serious anger issues, and also probably is posting from their parents' basement while sitting in a duct taped recliner with their feet propped up on a stolen wire spool.
 
2013-12-31 11:26:00 AM  
NSFW URL subby
 
2013-12-31 11:29:47 AM  

markie_farkie: Sounds like whoever runs that blog has some serious anger issues, and also probably is posting from their parents' basement while sitting in a duct taped recliner with their feet propped up on a stolen wire spool.


no, they're just a designer poking fun people who are trying a little too hard, or who have more money than taste.
 
2013-12-31 12:36:55 PM  
Heh, I love it. Hipster interior design - antlers, fake firewood and terrariums everywhere.
 
2013-12-31 01:02:07 PM  
First thing that came to mind


www.pitch.com
 
2013-12-31 01:02:46 PM  
F*ck your smug holier than thou decorating Tumblr.
 
2013-12-31 01:05:55 PM  
 
2013-12-31 01:17:47 PM  
Douchey DIY design blog writer makes fun of douchey DIY designers. The circle of life is complete.
 
2013-12-31 01:20:41 PM  
that pile of decorated firewood almost made me puke.
 
2013-12-31 01:21:53 PM  
Wow. I didn't know Cliff Yablonski had opinions on design.
 
2013-12-31 01:22:34 PM  
I don't understand the Herman Miller hate. The whole hate on the DIY stuff is valid and design concepts that are misused however.
 
2013-12-31 01:23:24 PM  

gfbabbitt: Wow. I didn't know Cliff Yablonski had opinions on design.


Cliff Yablonski was way funnier.
 
2013-12-31 01:23:29 PM  

Headso: that pile of decorated firewood almost made me puke.


right next to the random object jammed into the fireplace. what the fark is it with hipsters painting random objects and stuffing fireplaces with them? when did this become a thing?
 
2013-12-31 01:23:38 PM  
fark your blog too, That link  was Fark worthy?
 
2013-12-31 01:24:41 PM  
As a bachelor who buys stupid crap at flea markets for sh*** and giggles, I fail to see the problem with half of those.
 
2013-12-31 01:24:53 PM  
A few of those seem fine to me, but yeah, Hipster decorations, lawl. I accept antlers in the homes of actual hunters, also pubs, otherwise go fark yourself...
 
2013-12-31 01:26:14 PM  

nunyadang: fark your blog too, That link  was Fark worthy?


No, but that rarely stops them.
 
2013-12-31 01:26:49 PM  

Millennium: gfbabbitt: Wow. I didn't know Cliff Yablonski had opinions on design.

Cliff Yablonski was way funnier.


Indeed.
 
2013-12-31 01:28:52 PM  
The fireplace full of identical fake books is a real accomplishment

/ Of philistinism
 
2013-12-31 01:29:15 PM  
In this guy's defense, the cord to the TV could have been easily hidden. The tennis rackets on the wall and the painted firewood are lame.
 
2013-12-31 01:31:16 PM  
too lame; didn't read
 
2013-12-31 01:33:44 PM  
As someone re-tiling and painting his bedroom (and parts of the house), this is most definitely a bookmark.
 
2013-12-31 01:34:21 PM  
I'd bet money none of those people own a Labrador.

Also, I did think the glass terrarium was kinda cool.
 
2013-12-31 01:35:25 PM  
stoplikingwhatidontlike.gif
 
2013-12-31 01:36:12 PM  

mutt: In this guy's defense, the cord to the TV could have been easily hidden. The tennis rackets on the wall and the painted firewood are lame.


Look, it's our fault that most of these people grew up staring at the interior decor of Applebee's/Fridays/Chilis/etc. We did this to ourselves. We did this...to....ourselves...
 
2013-12-31 01:37:34 PM  
I agree with the bit about the room done in CDX plywood. I fear the next part of that project is to cover the walls with cedar shingles, the very prospect of which makes my skin itch.
 
2013-12-31 01:43:16 PM  
Fark your knowing what a "billy button" is in the first place
 
2013-12-31 01:44:43 PM  
I thought it was funny.

"fark your heart-shaped polaroid cluster." It's funny because it's true.
 
2013-12-31 01:45:46 PM  
The books in the fireplace is pretty damn stupid, even if you ignore the fact you can't see any spines.
 
2013-12-31 01:46:27 PM  
Seems like the great word clusterf*ck could have made an appearance at some time
 
2013-12-31 01:47:23 PM  
What design query mean
 
2013-12-31 01:48:13 PM  
Let me save you all some time looking through those.

"Fark your hipster bullshiat"
 
2013-12-31 01:52:02 PM  
I kinda like this... some of the hashtag thingies are funny.
 
2013-12-31 01:52:52 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What design query mean


you know, query eye for the straight guy? it's a home makeover design show or something...
 
2013-12-31 01:55:48 PM  
Site blocked at work...Then noticed the URL. Great. Hope I don't get a call from HR.
 
2013-12-31 01:57:40 PM  
This is quite cathartic, I must say.
 
2013-12-31 01:57:58 PM  
Today I learned that anybody who decorates their house differently than you is considered a hipster. Even though a hipster wouldn't have a wall full of cow skulls. That's something my 80 year old grandfather would do. Who apparently is a hipster.
 
2013-12-31 02:02:13 PM  

AgentPothead: Today I learned that anybody who decorates their house differently than you is considered a hipster. Even though a hipster wouldn't have a wall full of cow skulls. That's something my 80 year old grandfather would do. Who apparently is a hipster.


Have you been under a rock? Hipsters are all about grandpa style: flannel plaid shirts, cardigans, beards and bourbon.

Of course it doesn't always make them happy:

http://unhappyhipsters.com/
 
2013-12-31 02:03:54 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: Headso: that pile of decorated firewood almost made me puke.

right next to the random object jammed into the fireplace. what the fark is it with hipsters painting random objects and stuffing fireplaces with them? when did this become a thing?



George Orwell is a hipster now?

I
 
2013-12-31 02:04:08 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: As a bachelor who buys stupid crap at flea markets for sh*** and giggles, I fail to see the problem with half of those.


I concur.

/Looks around room
//printers trays, stop light, random iron stuff, giant wall clock, vintage globe, cigar boxes, barber chair, deer heads decorated for Christmas, random bottles...
 
2013-12-31 02:07:57 PM  

Headso: that pile of decorated firewood almost made me puke.


Is the firewood actually decorated? I was thinking maybe the lumber yard or whatever uses the color codes for different types of wood.
 
2013-12-31 02:10:22 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: AgentPothead: Today I learned that anybody who decorates their house differently than you is considered a hipster. Even though a hipster wouldn't have a wall full of cow skulls. That's something my 80 year old grandfather would do. Who apparently is a hipster.

Have you been under a rock? Hipsters are all about grandpa style: flannel plaid shirts, cardigans, beards and bourbon.

Of course it doesn't always make them happy:

http://unhappyhipsters.com/


Thanks for that, it matched well with the joy this link is bringing.
 
2013-12-31 02:10:41 PM  

Headso: that pile of decorated firewood almost made me puke.


I've seen wood like that out in forest areas on tree stumps (possibly to indicate when or who cut it down?) I've also seen it in stores on bundles of firewood. But since everything else in those pictures is douche hipster, they probably painted it themselves.
 
2013-12-31 02:10:46 PM  
I'm confused. Is this the thread where we glorify consumption of mass-produced consumer goods, or is this the one where we mock people for buying mass-produced consumer goods?
 
2013-12-31 02:10:50 PM  

abhorrent1: Headso: that pile of decorated firewood almost made me puke.

Is the firewood actually decorated? I was thinking maybe the lumber yard or whatever uses the color codes for different types of wood.


Scenario A:

"Oh hey, painted wood, I could decorate with these!"

Scenario B:

"Oh hey, I saw some painted wood in a lumber yard once.  Let me paint these and decorate the room with them to make it more 'authentic'"
 
2013-12-31 02:11:17 PM  
O.K. between hiding the cord and the firewood, I got a pretty good chuckle out of this.
 
2013-12-31 02:18:26 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: AgentPothead: Today I learned that anybody who decorates their house differently than you is considered a hipster. Even though a hipster wouldn't have a wall full of cow skulls. That's something my 80 year old grandfather would do. Who apparently is a hipster.

Have you been under a rock? Hipsters are all about grandpa style: flannel plaid shirts, cardigans, beards and bourbon.

Of course it doesn't always make them happy:

http://unhappyhipsters.com/


Did you even click the url you linked? Those are all stock photographs being made fun of. The hipster part about that link, was making fun of stock photographs. So by linking that, you are more of a hipster than anybody in those stock photographs. Way to go. You showed them.
 
2013-12-31 02:23:38 PM  

AgentPothead: God Is My Co-Pirate: AgentPothead: Today I learned that anybody who decorates their house differently than you is considered a hipster. Even though a hipster wouldn't have a wall full of cow skulls. That's something my 80 year old grandfather would do. Who apparently is a hipster.

Have you been under a rock? Hipsters are all about grandpa style: flannel plaid shirts, cardigans, beards and bourbon.

Of course it doesn't always make them happy:

http://unhappyhipsters.com/

Did you even click the url you linked? Those are all stock photographs being made fun of. The hipster part about that link, was making fun of stock photographs. So by linking that, you are more of a hipster than anybody in those stock photographs. Way to go. You showed them.


They're not stock photos, they're from design magazines, mostly Dwell.
 
2013-12-31 02:23:47 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: The whole hate on the DIY stuff is valid and design concepts that are misused however.


Truly well-stated. A veritable modern-day Shakespeare. While the hate is valid and design concepts that are misused, I have to wonder if anyone has really been far even as decided to look more like.
 
2013-12-31 02:34:30 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: They're not stock photos, they're from design magazines, mostly Dwell.


So being in a magazine means it's not a stock photo?
 
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