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2013-12-31 11:26:36 AM
It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.
 
2013-12-31 11:30:37 AM
Your Mom.
 
2013-12-31 11:30:41 AM
Same-old derp and violent and and pointless behavior
 
2013-12-31 11:31:51 AM

Sybarite: It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.


Very nice  +5
 
2013-12-31 11:31:59 AM
Fap
 
2013-12-31 11:32:31 AM
Vodak and masturbation - same as every year.
 
2013-12-31 11:33:29 AM
The year third wave feminism jumped the shark.
 
2013-12-31 11:33:42 AM
2013 is so last year  . . .
 
2013-12-31 11:33:57 AM
Penis?
 
2013-12-31 11:34:17 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-31 11:34:27 AM
Subbies suffering strokes while submitting headlines.
 
2013-12-31 11:35:21 AM
The year of crap?

/oh wait, that's every year
 
2013-12-31 11:35:22 AM
Bad grammar
 
2013-12-31 11:35:43 AM
2013 Man of the Year:

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-12-31 11:35:58 AM
... your mom swallowing.

Beat me chip.
 
2013-12-31 11:36:06 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-31 11:36:33 AM
really nothing stood out to me this year.
 
2013-12-31 11:37:14 AM

Sybarite: It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.


Leaving satisfied
 
2013-12-31 11:40:06 AM
Snowden fallout is the story of 2013 that has the most potential to stick with us in 2014, imho
 
2013-12-31 11:40:24 AM

Sybarite: It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.


Done in one.
 
2013-12-31 11:40:39 AM
Year of Failbama
 
2013-12-31 11:40:53 AM
Despite still not being the law of the land across the US, you could argue that 2013 was the year of marriage equality.

8 states legalized same-sex marriage in 2013 either by legislation (5) or court decision (3). If you count the three states that legalized same-sex marriage in the 2012 November elections, the number of states with legal same-sex marriage more than doubled in the past 13 months.

Long way to go, but still.

Yay equality!
 
2013-12-31 11:41:55 AM
You know what?  Give it to Miley Cyrus.  She managed to grab headlines sometime around March and not let them go for the duration.  She has won the year and she hasn't even dropped a third single off her new album yet.  I'm guessing New Years that will happen.

She seems sober, smart, over the top, and extraordinarily successful at keeping everyone's attention and selling records.  She'll own several of us as pets one day.
 
2013-12-31 11:42:29 AM

Sybarite: It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.


Zathras understands sadness. Zathras have sad life, probably have sad death, but at least there is symmetry.
 
2013-12-31 11:43:14 AM

LtDarkstar: Year of Failbama


I know! Auburn kicked their ass this time, but really I reckon the Tide lost it themselves with that stupid 4th-down call by Saban.
 
2013-12-31 11:43:20 AM

magores: Snowden fallout is the story of 2013 that has the most potential to stick with us in 2014, imho


He'll have the most actual impact.  He started a debate that will rage on all the way until 2015, but I think Snowden himself will disappear into the wild blue yonder.
 
2013-12-31 11:44:06 AM
... innumerable meaningless list articles.
 
2013-12-31 11:44:09 AM
tyrannical abomination!
 
2013-12-31 11:44:24 AM
shiatty people doing shiatty things
 
2013-12-31 11:44:48 AM

Phil Clinton: 2013 Man of the Year:

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


Tim Curry?
 
2013-12-31 11:45:00 AM

Sybarite: It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.


I came here to write this when I saw the headline.
 
2013-12-31 11:45:11 AM
thecount.com
 
2013-12-31 11:46:00 AM
it was the year that an English professor fell in love with a truck driver and that, according to his friends, a wife who gives head (take a sandwich and stay for the day!), loves to cook, loves to play Texas hold 'em, and does not care that her husband goes out with the boys to a strip club, and who likes to go deer hunting is a rarity.
 
2013-12-31 11:47:11 AM

blottoman: ... your mom swallowing.

Beat me chip.


Dutch Rudder??
 
2013-12-31 11:47:16 AM

Sybarite: It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.


Great maker, no!
 
2013-12-31 11:48:12 AM

ZeroCorpse: [thecount.com image 400x400]


On a site filled with disturbing images, that one stands out.

// it may be a while before I cook raw chicken again
// but now I kinda want to choke her...
 
2013-12-31 11:49:01 AM
Absolutely all wrong. And when you hear my answer you'll know it is so.

2013 was the year of the drone.

The unceasing drone of Obama haters.
The drones that invaded your privacy and airspace.
The Drones Club on Wall Street and K Avenue and in Congress and Parliament.
The drones feeding on the honey of the Euro and German thrift and industry.
The unceasing drone of Hollywood, the Music Industry and the dullest movies of a decade if not all time.

Yes, it was the year of the drone. Industry, politics, music, entertainment ... all were cluttered with drones and dulled with droning.
 
2013-12-31 11:49:16 AM
ww3.hdnux.com
 
2013-12-31 11:49:27 AM

Devo: [img.fark.net image 654x368]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-31 11:49:30 AM

Alebak: shiatty people doing shiatty things

That's every year
 
2013-12-31 11:51:24 AM
...the realization that if a city already expecting very little of it's Mayor, the Mayor can smoke crack, drive drunk, snort coke off an escort's ass in his office, grab an ass, get kicked out of a hockey game, kicked out of a bar, kicked out of a Conservative Party of Canada fundraiser, all for being drunk, (have a police escort to box him in to keep him from getting into an accident on the way to a hotel from the last one.  He was at the hotel for a few days as the result of a domestic disturbance call at home, one of at least 11 such calls.), running over a councilor in a meeting at city hall, mocking another like a four year old at the same meeting, having his driver/bodyguard photograph spectators at that meeting under the premise that they all were unionized city employees skipping work, admit to a predilection for cunnilingus (in much more colourful language), have repeated unusual 'meetings' with a known drug dealer, show up at the Garrison Ball drunk with the kids in the car, show up at Taste of the Danforth drunk and have pictures and videos taken...  That, after all that, his polling numbers don't change, and with the election starting tomorrow, he has a very real chance of getting re-elected in the fall.  Happy 2014 Toronto.  I hope you snap out of it*.

*knows there are not many here that have to.
 
2013-12-31 11:52:03 AM
The year of America's resurgence.
 
2013-12-31 11:54:23 AM
* Lootie photoshop contests
* Sarah Palin still saying stupid shiat
* Bong-o-loids taking over Colorado
* No-show congress
* Lootie photoshop contests
* Miley Cyrus' vagina
* Turduckens - not really, but I like the sound of it
* Drones
* Lootie photoshop contests
* George Takei taking ownership of the Internet
* Kari Byron - because she's hot
* Vine videos, but I wish they'd just go the fark away
* Windows 8, but I wish that would go the fark away too
* Lootie photoshop contests
* The word, "Obamacare" being uttered on the radio more times than the word "and"
* Selfies
* Canadian crack heads
* Kate Middleton's vagina
* Edward Snowden's vagina
* Lance "Gym Candy" Armstrong
* Lootie photoshop contests
 
2013-12-31 12:06:40 PM
FTFA about the year of the UFO:

The meteorite exploded in the atmosphere on 15 February with a force as great as 30 Hiroshima nuclear bombs, causing extensive damage in Chelyabinsk and injuring around 1,200 people, many from shattered glass.


Man, what the hell is up with the Russians? If a meteorite fell in America and injured 1,200 people we'd have a weekly day of rememberence. We'd go back to air sirens...the kids would have to hide under their desks during daily meteorite drills. Politicians would be trying to show how they could have stopped the meteor if the opposition wouold have voted for some legislation that was proposed. It would be a big deal is all I'm saying.
 
2013-12-31 12:12:13 PM
The Return of the Mi-Go from Shuggoth.
 
2013-12-31 12:13:07 PM

Fark In The Duck: * Lootie photoshop contests
* Sarah Palin still saying stupid shiat
* Bong-o-loids taking over Colorado
* No-show congress
* Lootie photoshop contests
* Miley Cyrus' vagina
* Turduckens - not really, but I like the sound of it
* Drones
* Lootie photoshop contests
* George Takei taking ownership of the Internet
* Kari Byron - because she's hot
* Vine videos, but I wish they'd just go the fark away
* Windows 8, but I wish that would go the fark away too
* Lootie photoshop contests
* The word, "Obamacare" being uttered on the radio more times than the word "and"
* Selfies
* Canadian crack heads
* Kate Middleton's vagina
* Edward Snowden's vagina
* Lance "Gym Candy" Armstrong
* Lootie photoshop contests


You forgot Chelsea Manning's vagina.
 
2013-12-31 12:13:40 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: FTFA about the year of the UFO:

The meteorite exploded in the atmosphere on 15 February with a force as great as 30 Hiroshima nuclear bombs, causing extensive damage in Chelyabinsk and injuring around 1,200 people, many from shattered glass.


Man, what the hell is up with the Russians? If a meteorite fell in America and injured 1,200 people we'd have a weekly day of rememberence. We'd go back to air sirens...the kids would have to hide under their desks during daily meteorite drills. Politicians would be trying to show how they could have stopped the meteor if the opposition wouold have voted for some legislation that was proposed. It would be a big deal is all I'm saying.


That bolded part is such a pet peeve of mine. It may have released that much energy, but it certainly wasn't all released in the explosion. The vast majority of the energy was released as light as it streaked across the sky.

/OMG! 30 Hiroshima bombs!
 
2013-12-31 12:13:47 PM
Douchey Louisiana "free speech" hate speech dumbass making millions off typical brain dead American consumers and a TV Network who orchestrated the whole thing to make more money--and countless Fark threads....
 
2013-12-31 12:15:37 PM
That guy who shot that kid with a hoody, Jennifer Lawrence, gun control, Miley Cyrus, Boston bombing, Snowden, end of Breaking Bad.
 
2013-12-31 12:20:23 PM

theknuckler_33: That bolded part is such a pet peeve of mine. It may have released that much energy, but it certainly wasn't all released in the explosion. The vast majority of the energy was released as light as it streaked across the sky.


Isn't the same thing true of a nuke, though? Isn't there a blinding flash of light and radiation (that cooks you before your optic nerve has time to send the image to your brain if you're unlucky enough to be anywhere near GZ)?

// followed by an Earth-shattering "kaboom"
 
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