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(WESH Orlando)   Armed men wearing hoodies rob a Family Dollar store, leading to three bad decisions in one headline   (wesh.com) divider line 17
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2013-12-31 11:23:03 AM  
They got all dressed up, too.
 
2013-12-31 11:23:28 AM  
Do they even sell Skittles there?
 
2013-12-31 11:25:41 AM  
"According to authorities, there was one customer in the store, but they didn't know what was going on."

That might have been me.  I never have any idea what is going on.
 
2013-12-31 11:26:40 AM  
Robbing a Family Dollar or a dollar store makes sense. Stores that cater to the poor tend to see lots of cash business.
 
2013-12-31 11:31:42 AM  
I got a dollar! Wha'd you get?
I got a dollar too!
Yo Homes, you get a dollar?
Yeah man, I got a dollar.
Ok, so we got three dollars This has been a very productive evening. But I want you guys to remember to save it for college. Do not waste it on booze or candy.
 
2013-12-31 11:34:57 AM  
I count five bad decisions in that headline, if you count the attempt to enumerate the bad decisions.
 
2013-12-31 11:39:10 AM  

whatsupchuck: I count five bad decisions in that headline, if you count the attempt to enumerate the bad decisions.


They should have carried the hoodies?
 
2013-12-31 11:52:07 AM  
Given that this was one of the vaguest descriptions of perpetrators I have ever read, I'm curious if it was just a crooked clerk giving money to her boyfriend and then fabricating the rest.

I'm familiar with no mention of race meaning "black" in these stories, but what about height, weight, or sweatshirt color?
 
2013-12-31 12:07:44 PM  
I'm sure the Dollar Store was probably racistly following those kids making robbing the store the only reasonable option.
 
2013-12-31 12:08:27 PM  
I don't think the reporter knew what was going on either since the headline says a Family Dollar got robbed but then in the article, it says the store was a Dollar General.
 
2013-12-31 12:11:30 PM  
Upside down car. With helpful picture of an upside down car.
 
2013-12-31 12:23:49 PM  

WelldeadLink: Upside down car. With helpful picture of an upside down car.


Not only that, but an iPhone screen cap of a text message from "Isabelle" with a picture of a car upside down.

Lazy, stupid, or both? I can't decide.
...and now I don't know what's going on either.
 
2013-12-31 12:36:21 PM  

Satanus Maximus: I don't think the reporter knew what was going on either since the headline says a Family Dollar got robbed but then in the article, it says the store was a Dollar General.


At least there is one consistency for sake of a better understanding. Neither of those stores are the "Everything is $1" variety.

Family Dollar is supposedly fairly priced merchandise, but you can easily spend $5.99 on something. Everything at Dollar General costs some number of whole dollars, so you can easily find items that are $5 or $9.

They take in more money than a "Dollar store"
 
2013-12-31 03:21:18 PM  
Nice lips, stupid retard.
 
2013-12-31 08:21:16 PM  
mm...


racism is so adorable
 
2013-12-31 10:06:55 PM  
jeffisgod.com
 
2014-01-01 04:24:40 AM  
Their favorite flavor is purple.
 
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