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(TMZ)   Jersey Shore castoff Angelina Pivarnick can't get a job in Hollywood, so be alert if you're in New Jersey, as you might get CPR from her in three months   (tmz.com) divider line 26
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2013-12-31 11:14:56 AM
Devil's HD is still hiring, I'm pretty sure.

/No idea who she is
 
2013-12-31 11:25:49 AM
Receive CPR
Get Herpes
 
2013-12-31 11:27:35 AM
So she went all "David Lee Roth" then.
 
2013-12-31 11:33:49 AM
Ok... so she is becoming responsible.

This is.... bad?
 
2013-12-31 11:34:35 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Ok... so she is becoming responsible.

This is.... bad?


Yeah, really. Gainfully employed and contributing to society. This should be encouraged.
 
2013-12-31 11:42:33 AM
Vivid Video is always hiring
 
2013-12-31 11:52:00 AM
So, will she be able to play "Keep on Chooglin" by March?
 
2013-12-31 11:56:06 AM

Crewmannumber6: Jim from Saint Paul: Ok... so she is becoming responsible.

This is.... bad?

Yeah, really. Gainfully employed and contributing to society. This should be encouraged.


Nonsense , you sound like some boot strappy conservative.  Free stuff from government is the way to go.  You are entitled or have a right to everything so there is no need to work for it.
 
2013-12-31 12:00:31 PM
She was the best looking one on the show IMO.
 
2013-12-31 12:01:44 PM
Headline: "I can't get arrested in this town"

Suggestion: Try prostitution.
 
2013-12-31 12:28:26 PM
Well good for her,but why did she think Hollywood would be knocking on her door, I've read all about that show on Fark and I still gotta say who?
 
2013-12-31 01:42:54 PM

I declare Jizad!: Jizad is declared.

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is that her?  cuz I would hit that until the sun burned out.
 
2013-12-31 01:45:50 PM

WarningMayContainPeanuts: She was the best looking one on the show IMO.


This. I think that's why the other trolls kicked her out.
 
2013-12-31 01:58:33 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WarningMayContainPeanuts: She was the best looking one on the show IMO.

This. I think that's why the other trolls kicked her out.


i can totally see that.  this chick right here is freakin' hot.  Snookie and J-Wow don't even compare (but let's be honest - Snookie is cute without all that makeup and J-Wow has a great body).
 
2013-12-31 01:59:18 PM

frepnog: I declare Jizad!: Jizad is declared.

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is that her?  cuz I would hit that until the sun burned out.


Standards. You should have them.
 
2013-12-31 02:10:35 PM

unfarkingbelievable: frepnog: I declare Jizad!: Jizad is declared.

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is that her?  cuz I would hit that until the sun burned out.

Standards. You should have them.


I have them, and physically she fits the bill.  Hell, she is so crazy that she went (or is going) to school to do something useful.  I could definitely do worse.
 
2013-12-31 03:20:24 PM

I declare Jizad!: Polish


she could do some polishing for me, if you know what i mean.
 
2013-12-31 03:27:05 PM

unfarkingbelievable: frepnog: I declare Jizad!: Jizad is declared.

[marriedtofashion.files.wordpress.com image 329x620]

is that her?  cuz I would hit that until the sun burned out.

Standards. You should have them.


I dunno, her face looks cute to me, less vapid skank-like than some other celebs. If she's getting a job where she actually contributes to society, good for her.
 
2013-12-31 03:32:40 PM
Good for her, but good luck living on $12/hour as an EMT if you can find paid work.
 
2013-12-31 03:37:31 PM

frepnog: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WarningMayContainPeanuts: She was the best looking one on the show IMO.

This. I think that's why the other trolls kicked her out.

i can totally see that.  this chick right here is freakin' hot.  Snookie and J-Wow don't even compare (but let's be honest - Snookie is cute without all that makeup and J-Wow has a great body surgeon).


FTFY
 
2013-12-31 03:51:32 PM

halfpastnvr: frepnog: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WarningMayContainPeanuts: She was the best looking one on the show IMO.

This. I think that's why the other trolls kicked her out.

i can totally see that.  this chick right here is freakin' hot.  Snookie and J-Wow don't even compare (but let's be honest - Snookie is cute without all that makeup and J-Wow has a great body surgeon).

FTFY


fake boobs do not a great body make.
 
2013-12-31 05:24:14 PM

simusid: Good for her, but good luck living on $12/hour as an EMT if you can find paid work.


It's a good entry-level gig.  Even paramedic's don't make squat but many end up going into nursing (according to my sister who is a nurse).
 
2013-12-31 05:24:59 PM

I declare Jizad!: frepnog: I declare Jizad!: Jizad is declared.

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is that her?  cuz I would hit that until the sun burned out.

Fellow Jizadi! Plus she is part Polish, I'll bet she could drink 250lb men under the table!


"...DRINK men under the table."

Sorry, I read that wrong the first time.
 
2013-12-31 09:49:50 PM

WarningMayContainPeanuts: She was the best looking one on the show IMO.


This.
 
2014-01-01 12:33:41 AM

frepnog: I declare Jizad!: Polish

she could do some polishing for me, if you know what i mean.


You want her to cook you sausage and sauerkraut?
 
2014-01-01 01:55:53 AM
WHO?!?
 
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