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(BBC)   Subby is not an OB/GYN, but he's pretty sure that it is against the Hippocratic Oath to steal the babies that you just delivered and sell them on the black market   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 37
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2013-12-31 06:45:15 AM
According to Wiki, there's no legal obligation for doctors to swear any oath...

"While there is currently no legal obligation for medical students to swear an oath upon graduating, 98% of American medical students swear some form of oath, while only 50% of British medical students do. [6] In a 1989 survey of 126 US medical schools, only three reported usage of the original oath, while thirty-three used the Declaration of Geneva, sixty-seven used a modified Hippocratic Oath, four used the Oath of Maimonides, one used a covenant, eight used another oath, one used an unknown oath, and two did not use any kind of oath. Seven medical schools did not reply to the survey. In France, it is common for new medical graduates to sign a written oath."

As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.
 
2013-12-31 08:34:16 AM

gopher321: As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.


They're Ferengi?
 
2013-12-31 09:12:11 AM
Thank You Subby for letting me know that I shouldn't be stealing and selling new born babies. Once I get through my backorders, I'll take it under consideration.
 
2013-12-31 09:13:29 AM
wait....NOT?

Damn it.  I need to, uh, make a call....
 
2013-12-31 09:15:27 AM

smoky2010: Thank You Subby for letting me know that I shouldn't be stealing and selling new born babies. Once I get through my backorders, I'll take it under consideration.


You know they make decaffeinated coffee now right?
 
2013-12-31 09:16:50 AM

indarwinsshadow: smoky2010: Thank You Subby for letting me know that I shouldn't be stealing and selling new born babies. Once I get through my backorders, I'll take it under consideration.

You know they make decaffeinated coffee now right?


I can't switch to decaf yet, I have 6 more hours of work to get through then a 60 minute ride home.
 
2013-12-31 09:17:12 AM
Why's it gotta be a black market?
 
2013-12-31 09:18:40 AM
Maybe the dingoes ate those babies.
 
2013-12-31 09:18:58 AM
That is what she gets for selling them all to the same restaurant.
 
2013-12-31 09:21:20 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-31 09:21:35 AM
One time I woke up in a hotel bathtub full of ice and my KIDNEYS WERE MISSING. There was a note...
 
2013-12-31 09:21:55 AM

gopher321: According to Wiki, there's no legal obligation for doctors to swear any oath...

"While there is currently no legal obligation for medical students to swear an oath upon graduating, 98% of American medical students swear some form of oath, while only 50% of British medical students do. [6] In a 1989 survey of 126 US medical schools, only three reported usage of the original oath, while thirty-three used the Declaration of Geneva, sixty-seven used a modified Hippocratic Oath, four used the Oath of Maimonides, one used a covenant, eight used another oath, one used an unknown oath, and two did not use any kind of oath. Seven medical schools did not reply to the survey. In France, it is common for new medical graduates to sign a written oath."

As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.


The Hippocratic Oath is a relic of Western Imperialism that has no place in Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.  Only a Capitalist Running Dog would sully the valiant and glorious doctors of the Peoples Republic as they strive to fulfill the Five Year Plan.
 
2013-12-31 09:23:56 AM
I hate it when they deliver my baby and they leave it on the porch for anyone to just walk up and snatch it.
 
2013-12-31 09:26:19 AM
wot a horrible thing to do to parents
 
2013-12-31 09:26:52 AM

gopher321: As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.


China is capitalist now?
 
2013-12-31 09:28:19 AM

Foxxinnia: I hate it when they deliver my baby and they leave it on the porch for anyone to just walk up and snatch it.


That's why I do digital downloads of my babies and print them in a 3d printer.
 
2013-12-31 09:29:16 AM
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Interested.
 
2013-12-31 09:30:53 AM

HailRobonia: Foxxinnia: I hate it when they deliver my baby and they leave it on the porch for anyone to just walk up and snatch it.

That's why I do digital downloads of my babies and print them in a 3d printer.


They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
 
2013-12-31 09:30:54 AM
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2013-12-31 09:31:29 AM
Baby??? What baby? What do you mean you just gave birth?  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you just had lipo sunction. There wasn't a baby. Now move along citizen, and speak ot of this again.
 
2013-12-31 09:31:34 AM

HailRobonia: Foxxinnia: I hate it when they deliver my baby and they leave it on the porch for anyone to just walk up and snatch it.

That's why I do digital downloads of my babies and print them in a 3d printer.


Plus, they are so much easier to store that way.
 
2013-12-31 09:33:28 AM
Like you said, Subby, you aren't an OB/GYN.
 
2013-12-31 09:34:46 AM
I should not have done that?
 
2013-12-31 09:35:31 AM
 
2013-12-31 09:36:19 AM

gopher321: According to Wiki, there's no legal obligation for doctors to swear any oath...

"While there is currently no legal obligation for medical students to swear an oath upon graduating, 98% of American medical students swear some form of oath, while only 50% of British medical students do. [6] In a 1989 survey of 126 US medical schools, only three reported usage of the original oath, while thirty-three used the Declaration of Geneva, sixty-seven used a modified Hippocratic Oath, four used the Oath of Maimonides, one used a covenant, eight used another oath, one used an unknown oath, and two did not use any kind of oath. Seven medical schools did not reply to the survey. In France, it is common for new medical graduates to sign a written oath."

As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.


There doesn't have to be a legal obligation. You take it your first year (first months where I was) of med school. If the school is going to kick you out for not swearing--and you'd be hard pressed to find an accredited school that wouldn't--then there doesn't have to be a legal obligation.

/Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is not accredited
//foreign student counter-arguments is not a smart route
 
2013-12-31 09:36:58 AM

Crewmannumber6: gopher321: As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.

China is capitalist now?


Parts of it is.
 
2013-12-31 09:45:30 AM

Crewmannumber6: gopher321: As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.

China is capitalist now?


They've been well on their way there for a while now. They're mostly an authoritarian, capitalist country now. That pretends that it's still communist.
 
2013-12-31 09:49:07 AM

Crewmannumber6: gopher321: As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.

China is capitalist now?


well, they do have McDondalds...
 
2013-12-31 09:49:42 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Crewmannumber6: gopher321: As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.

China is capitalist now?

well, they do have McDondalds...


or McDonalds even...
 
2013-12-31 09:51:36 AM

Greek: Crewmannumber6: gopher321: As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.

China is capitalist now?

They've been well on their way there for a while now. They're mostly an authoritarian, capitalist country now. That pretends that it's still communist.


So, basically the US in 20 years once citizens relinquish all of their privacy rights?
 
2013-12-31 09:52:40 AM
But is it ok for them to "num" it for a hot patient?
 
2013-12-31 09:56:18 AM

gopher321: According to Wiki, there's no legal obligation for doctors to swear any oath...

"While there is currently no legal obligation for medical students to swear an oath upon graduating, 98% of American medical students swear some form of oath, while only 50% of British medical students do. [6] In a 1989 survey of 126 US medical schools, only three reported usage of the original oath, while thirty-three used the Declaration of Geneva, sixty-seven used a modified Hippocratic Oath, four used the Oath of Maimonides, one used a covenant, eight used another oath, one used an unknown oath, and two did not use any kind of oath. Seven medical schools did not reply to the survey. In France, it is common for new medical graduates to sign a written oath."

As far as China is concerned, I'm sure they only swear to make as great a profit as possible, and fark anyone else.


Done.

Fark you have been so consise lately. I wander into threads and they are ruined right off the bat...

Thanks Obama!
 
2013-12-31 09:57:01 AM

SordidEuphemism: Why's it gotta be a black market?


Church.
 
2013-12-31 10:48:55 AM
Boys. Not "babies", but male infants. Because China wanted it this way.

Fark you, China. Fark you.
 
2013-12-31 10:56:21 AM

FormlessOne: Boys. Not "babies", but male infants. Because China wanted it this way.

Fark you, China. Fark you.


Female babies are a hot commodity in China. There is big money to be made putting them up for adoption to Americans.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/11/AR20 06 031100942.html
 
2013-12-31 10:57:10 AM

brimed03: Like you said, Subby, you aren't an OB/GYN.


I think the Internets have made pretty much everybody into gynecologists.
 
2013-12-31 11:05:55 AM
The mark-up on those things is outrageous
 
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