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(KMOV St. Louis)   More than 100 Grand worth of Mars candy is stolen, thieves looking at a big Payday   (kmov.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Manteno, paydays, pallets, candy  
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622 clicks; posted to Business » on 31 Dec 2013 at 10:30 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-31 10:04:37 AM  
*Snickers at headline*
 
2013-12-31 10:21:37 AM  
3 Musketeers wanted for questioning
 
2013-12-31 10:33:11 AM  
This headline is Nutrageous.
 
2013-12-31 10:45:30 AM  
Zagnut
 
2013-12-31 10:49:15 AM  
I guess they'll have to settle for Zero bars.

/I love those fresh from the fridge.
//I haven't had one in years.  I wonder if they still make them.
///Off to the Googles.
 
2013-12-31 10:54:15 AM  
Oh Henry!
 
2013-12-31 10:54:50 AM  
THEY WERE ALL TWIX! IT WAS A SETUP! A SETUP I TELLZ YA!  AND NOW YOU'RE ALL SCREWING ME!
 
2013-12-31 10:55:46 AM  
Who's going to eat that all?  That's some big league chewin' right there.
 
2013-12-31 11:01:44 AM  
that's good and plenty more where that came from
 
2013-12-31 11:07:39 AM  
Umm...Milky Way pun. Got nothing.
 
2013-12-31 11:31:54 AM  
Just check all the hospitals for anyone being admitted in a diabetic coma and you'll have your suspect.
 
2013-12-31 11:45:02 AM  
I'm sure the thieves listened to a lot of rap. Including that guy from Detroit, M&M.
 
2013-12-31 11:49:43 AM  
imageshack.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-12-31 12:07:46 PM  
When did the name change from 100 Thousand Dollar Bar to 100 Grand?
 
2013-12-31 12:15:10 PM  
i heard they used one of them thingies, ya know, a whatchamacallit to get into that warehouse.
 
2013-12-31 12:16:02 PM  

mark_bert: When did the name change from 100 Thousand Dollar Bar to 100 Grand?


sometime in the 80s.  there is a wiki for it.
 
2013-12-31 12:27:28 PM  

Nick Nostril: [imageshack.com image 270x456]
Wanted for questioning.


What's with her? She's involved?
 
2013-12-31 01:24:08 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-31 02:42:06 PM  

mark_bert: When did the name change from 100 Thousand Dollar Bar to 100 Grand?


It's been a while because I know the change was mentioned during a Seinfeld episode (the one where George's Twix gets stuck in the vending machine), and even then the joke was that it was old news.
 
2013-12-31 02:42:45 PM  
So they managed to take three full trailer loads of palletized candy out of a warehouse without anybody noticing...

Methinks a warehouse supervisor is losing his job.
 
2013-12-31 02:44:26 PM  
They say it isn't an inventory error but I'm betting they're just covering up some Butterfingers.
 
2013-12-31 03:09:01 PM  
Charleston chew  .....yeah i got nothing.
 
2013-12-31 04:07:51 PM  
Perhaps they'll offer a bounty to catch the criminals?
 
2013-12-31 04:20:42 PM  
This thread is relevant to me.
 
2013-12-31 05:39:23 PM  
Robbers Only Live Once
 
2013-12-31 10:02:14 PM  
Skor!
 
2013-12-31 10:10:51 PM  
York, york, york, that's funny.
 
2014-01-01 01:21:45 AM  
I heard they used a Whatchamacallit to do the heist.
 
2014-01-01 01:23:05 AM  
That candy is getting passed out at Delmar-Kings Highway like it's Halloween.
 
2014-01-01 01:24:27 AM  
of course I fail.

the thieves did leave a note finishing with Hugs and Kisses
 
2014-01-01 04:30:30 AM  
dealbreaker.com

Disapproves of this thread.

Also subby sounds fat.
 
2014-01-01 11:02:52 AM  
Maybe its not stolen, somebody just had butterfingers
 
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