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(Mirror.co.uk)   What do the Brits do better than most other countries? Getting their heads stuck in the loo and having to be rescued from them   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-12-31 01:35:13 PM
Silly old Poo(h).
 
2013-12-31 01:36:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-31 01:41:04 PM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-12-31 01:41:20 PM
images.asc.ohio-state.edu

Empire!
 
2013-12-31 01:41:44 PM
Colonizing  Argentine islands?
 
2013-12-31 01:50:21 PM
rescued from ....them? From their heads? From other countries? Surely you can't mean the loo...that noun was singular!
 
2013-12-31 01:52:46 PM
www.badhaven.com
 
2013-12-31 01:52:56 PM
They're also better at using stupid words for things.
 
2013-12-31 01:56:53 PM
Considering that the British are the only people in the world who have "loos" this isn't too surprising.

Next you'll tell me that they have the highest incidence of getting their fingers stuck in their car's "bonnet".
 
2013-12-31 02:01:44 PM
Someone nearly flushed away an otherwise fantastic pub crawl.
 
2013-12-31 02:05:27 PM
A fine tradition dating back to the first world war.
 
2013-12-31 02:36:17 PM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


That cat looks like it has seen things...horrible things.
 
2013-12-31 02:39:25 PM

j.lunatic: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

That cat looks like it has seen things...horrible things.


He's just DARING you to whip it out.
 
2013-12-31 02:51:22 PM

Hollie Maea: Considering that the British are the only people in the world who have "loos" this isn't too surprising.

Next you'll tell me that they have the highest incidence of getting their fingers stuck in their car's "bonnet".


Aussies have bonnets, too, FWIW. And they're much less intelligent than the Brits, so I'll bet you're wrong
 
2013-12-31 02:55:48 PM
FTA: "she was a but tipsy and laughing."

[my emphasis]
 
2013-12-31 03:07:05 PM
We'll, that and "accidentally" getting their junk stuck in vacuum cleaners.
 
2013-12-31 03:09:27 PM
The sun just set on the British empire.
 
2013-12-31 03:20:09 PM

clintster: We'll, that and "accidentally" getting their junk stuck in vacuum cleaners.


What, I have a messy apartment okay?  Leave me alone.
 
2013-12-31 03:23:39 PM
Well we don't have "loos" in 'Murika...they're shiatters here
 
2013-12-31 03:46:41 PM

j.lunatic: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

That cat looks like it has seen things...horrible things.


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2013-12-31 03:57:02 PM
I read that as igloo. Would have made for a more interesting article.
 
2013-12-31 07:57:56 PM

Why the British Might be Getting Their Heads Stuck in the Loo


1. "I could have sworn that was a water bear."
2. "Me Mum and Dad told me my goldfish Shake-N-Bake lives down there."
3. "I was washing me hair."
4. "I was drunk and thought it was a hair drier."
5. Talking to God on the Great White Telephone
6. He's dumber than a nipple on a bottle of Heinz ketchup.
7. "I wanted to visit the Water Babies and there's no river or canal nearby.
8. "I dropped my mobile and was about to miss the end of Kev's story."
9. "People say I'm dumber than Karl Pilkington but not half as egg-shaped."
10. "Because it was there."
 
2014-01-01 10:43:02 AM
www.looe.org

What Looe looks like
 
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