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2013-12-31 09:47:04 AM
This should have a follow up tag, as these special folks have graced the pages of Fark many times. Let's be clear from the beginning - Social Services did not take the kids because they have unfortunate names:

"But Zito's court-appointed lawyer said Campbell's demented views didn't even come up during an early December custody hearing.
Child welfare workers took the baby because Zito's firstborn is also in state custody
."

The parents are losing custody because they suck at parenting. Giving their children names that ensure they will not be hirable for any position that does not involve a fry basket is simply one symptom of the overall fail.

Also, I hate Illinois New Jersey Nazis.
 
2013-12-31 10:01:53 AM
He has now fathered a total of nine children with five different women but doesn't have custody of any of them.


Kind of a bad news/good news situation.
 
2013-12-31 10:36:07 AM

Sybarite: He has now fathered a total of nine children with five different women but doesn't have custody of any of them.


Kind of a bad news/good news situation.


kind of a 'I don't have to wash my car because someone stole it' way I soppose
 
2013-12-31 10:43:09 AM
Every time I see pictures of Neo-Nazis, I get the impression that the real Nazis would have tossed them into concentration camps along with all the other "degenerates." All those tattoos, etc. don't seem to fit in with the idealized image of the "master race."
 
2013-12-31 10:43:11 AM
assets.nydailynews.com
This guy gets up every morning, looks in the mirror, and somehow manages to reaffirm his faith in the superiority of whites.
 
2013-12-31 10:47:47 AM

HailRobonia: Every time I see pictures of Neo-Nazis, I get the impression that the real Nazis would have tossed them into concentration camps along with all the other "degenerates." All those tattoos, etc. don't seem to fit in with the idealized image of the "master race."


Yes. This baby making idiot is on full disability, contributes nothing, and insists on popping out more and more babies that the state must pay for. He would have been first in line for the gas chambers.
 
2013-12-31 10:49:30 AM
Little confused here. I understand the kid was born in PA and taken by PA social workers... but parents are NJ residents, and as far as i can tell, the firstborn is in NJ state custody. So.. PA takes your kids if any others are in state custody in other states? Maybe NJ warned PA about this? Do the states communicate that closely?
 
2013-12-31 10:50:38 AM
Campbell's latest furor was set in motion Nov. 11 when his girlfriend, Bethanie Zito, gave birth to little Eva Lynn Patricia Braun at a Pennsylvania hospital.

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2013-12-31 10:50:42 AM
As a lawyer who removes children from parents like this, these are the kinds of easy cases you hope for. The trial becomes something of a mere formality.
 
2013-12-31 10:51:03 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x955]
This guy gets up every morning, looks in the mirror, and somehow manages to reaffirm his faith in the superiority of whites.


Dude's had 9 children by 5 women looking like that, he must be doing something right.
 
2013-12-31 10:51:27 AM

Sybarite: He has now fathered a total of nine children with five different women but doesn't have custody of any of them.


The boy is a little slow to take a hint.
 
2013-12-31 10:52:03 AM
Everybody talks about freedom this and freedom that but the rule is your rights only go right up to the point they infringe on someone else's. So the question we should be asking is whether someone has a right to teach his children that it's ok to annihilate every single other race.
 
2013-12-31 10:53:44 AM

Shadowe: Everybody talks about freedom this and freedom that but the rule is your rights only go right up to the point they infringe on someone else's. So the question we should be asking is whether someone has a right to teach his children that it's ok to annihilate every single other race.


Something tells me it goes beyond just teaching his children something society believes to be reprehensible. There's a whole host of reasons that the state can remove a child, that's not one of them that I've encountered. I'd be willing to be their living situation was not the best and/or there's drugs or alcohol involved.
 
2013-12-31 10:53:45 AM
That's...wow.  That sure is special.
 
2013-12-31 10:54:59 AM
You know who else liked taking babies away from their parents?

Google Lebensborn if you don't know the tail.
 
2013-12-31 10:55:07 AM

Koalaesq: Little confused here. I understand the kid was born in PA and taken by PA social workers... but parents are NJ residents, and as far as i can tell, the firstborn is in NJ state custody. So.. PA takes your kids if any others are in state custody in other states? Maybe NJ warned PA about this? Do the states communicate that closely?


seeing as she has an active court case about the other and was preggors, I am guessing they saw this coming and had planned for it.
 
2013-12-31 10:55:46 AM
The Nazis are getting really lazy these days. While misguided, the 'real' Nazis back then at least try their best to appear or be superior by actually trying to be superior. They strive to become scientists, pioneers in their fields and learn extraordinary engineering, developed technical marvels, very well learned and  highly educated and discipline.
The Nazis these days just wants to 'assume' the superior part w/o actually lifting a single finger to do anything which actually makes them inferior... LOL
The only Fourth right these folks are ever going to achieve is the reich to social security and welfare checks.
 
2013-12-31 11:00:00 AM

Ivandrago: Shadowe: Everybody talks about freedom this and freedom that but the rule is your rights only go right up to the point they infringe on someone else's. So the question we should be asking is whether someone has a right to teach his children that it's ok to annihilate every single other race.

Something tells me it goes beyond just teaching his children something society believes to be reprehensible. There's a whole host of reasons that the state can remove a child, that's not one of them that I've encountered. I'd be willing to be their living situation was not the best and/or there's drugs or alcohol involved.


Of course Social Services can't come out with their side in the media, privacy concerns yadda yadda, but past articles on this yahoo have strongly hinted at some serious neglect.

He's not losing custody because he is a Nazi wanna be. He's losing custody because he is a shiatty father.
 
2013-12-31 11:00:58 AM
"Because I'm not going to mix with the opposite races and I'm not going to let my children mix, that gives them the right to steal my child?"


Let's see... 9 kids, 5 women, custody of none... Some NBA and NFL players would be jealous.
 
2013-12-31 11:02:08 AM

wuma: "Because I'm not going to mix with the opposite races and I'm not going to let my children mix, that gives them the right to steal my child?"


Let's see... 9 kids, 5 women, custody of none... Some NBA and NFL players would be jealous.


This is how you build the bridge to understanding!
 
2013-12-31 11:06:55 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: You know who else liked taking babies away from their parents?

Google Lebensborn if you don't know the tail.


Is the tail wagging to the left or the right?
 
2013-12-31 11:08:15 AM
I think his last wife *gave up the kids to the state* when she divorced him, right?
 
2013-12-31 11:08:26 AM
When is the bunker scene scheduled?
 
2013-12-31 11:10:19 AM
He's covered in tattoos but she's only got two visible ones in the pictures - a swastika and a stylized brand saying "Property of Heath."  I don't know what gets these women so dickmatized by this guy, but it's potent.
 
2013-12-31 11:10:58 AM

namegoeshere: He's not losing custody because he is a Nazi wanna be. He's losing custody because he is a shiatty father.


But what about all of the women? There are multiple women involved here - are they all negligent mothers?

Though seriously, this guy does himself no goddamned favors if he actually cares about the kids. Going to court in a crappy cosplay uniform and all. I half think he's just having the kids to troll the states.
 
2013-12-31 11:15:05 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This guy gets up every morning, looks in the mirror, and somehow manages to reaffirm his faith in the superiority of whites.


Probably does it right after he trims that goofy little mustache of his.
 
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2013-12-31 11:15:38 AM
www.bitchdujour.com
 
2013-12-31 11:16:58 AM

namegoeshere: This should have a follow up tag, as these special folks have graced the pages of Fark many times. Let's be clear from the beginning - Social Services did not take the kids because they have unfortunate names:

"But Zito's court-appointed lawyer said Campbell's demented views didn't even come up during an early December custody hearing.
Child welfare workers took the baby because Zito's firstborn is also in state custody."

The parents are losing custody because they suck at parenting. Giving their children names that ensure they will not be hirable for any position that does not involve a fry basket is simply one symptom of the overall fail.

Also, I hate Illinois New Jersey Nazis.

 
2013-12-31 11:20:07 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x955]
This guy gets up every morning, looks in the mirror, and somehow manages to reaffirm his faith in the superiority of whites.

Mom always told us to look in the mirror on the way out the door - just to see how others would see us.
 
2013-12-31 11:22:40 AM
A new adventure of little Adolf's father? Somehow not surprised how it turns out...
 
2013-12-31 11:24:23 AM
Makes you really reconsider eugenics, doesn't it.
 
2013-12-31 11:24:36 AM

serpent_sky: namegoeshere: He's not losing custody because he is a Nazi wanna be. He's losing custody because he is a shiatty father.

But what about all of the women? There are multiple women involved here - are they all negligent mothers?


Picture the women who would voluntarily have sex with that. He's not picking from the cream of the crop to find his babbymammas. He and his ex wife neglected the previous kids together, and mutually lost custody.  This one lost custody of her first before he entered into her life. If he is trollin', he picked the perfect woman to incubate his spawn. It was a strong bet that the baby would be taken at birth, no matter who the dad was. So he gets to make another little person, give it a stupid name (although if this one drops the Braun she actually has a lovely name -  Eva Lynn Patricia will not close doors for her - so there's that) have nothing to do with raising it, and be a media AW some more about how the evil State keeps swiping his children because he is of the Master Race. Win, win.
 
2013-12-31 11:29:09 AM
FTA: Campbell, an out-of-work neo-Nazi covered in swastika tattoos, first made headlines in 2008

I am sure he readily lambastes those lesser-races who suck off the government tit and contribute nothing, while sucking off the government tit and contributing nothing.

This isn't actually even about him though, it's about her...


Also FTA:  But Zito's court-appointed lawyer said Campbell's demented views didn't even come up during an early December custody hearing.

Child welfare workers took the baby because Zito's firstborn is also in state custody.

"If there is an assumption the child is at risk, they can do that," said lawyer Michael Connor.
 
2013-12-31 11:29:31 AM
Once had a co-worker who had 7 kids by 5 women, and one more by wife 6 on the way.  His whole paycheck went to child support and he kept being late for work because he couldn't afford gas for his car.  He could afford his pack a day habit otoh.   we monitored his work and discovered he spent 3+ hours a day on the phone arguing with his ex wives.  Turned it over to HR, he left a few days later claiming he had found a better paying job.

Then there was my little brother who had 5 kids with 5 women he had not married, but managed to get married 4 times.  After his 1 tour in the navy he wasn't able to hold a job more than a couple of months.  It was odd at the funeral meeting the nephew and three neices he had not told me about.  also sad that the girls looked way more like him (tall dark rugged hairy) than any of the mothers.
 
2013-12-31 11:29:49 AM

namegoeshere: HailRobonia: Every time I see pictures of Neo-Nazis, I get the impression that the real Nazis would have tossed them into concentration camps along with all the other "degenerates." All those tattoos, etc. don't seem to fit in with the idealized image of the "master race."

Yes. This baby making idiot is on full disability, contributes nothing, and insists on popping out more and more babies that the state must pay for. He would have been first in line for the gas chambers.



Russian Front.
He looks like cannon fodder to me.
 
2013-12-31 11:35:05 AM

HailRobonia: Every time I see pictures of Neo-Nazis, I get the impression that the real Nazis would have tossed them into concentration camps along with all the other "degenerates." All those tattoos, etc. don't seem to fit in with the idealized image of the "master race."


The original successful NAZIs very probably would have purged these idiots early on.   Most civilian members didn't wander around with tattoos or mohawks, in old photos all you will usually see is a lapel pin or maybe an armband, they were socially respectable politicians and businessmen.  The party officials and paramilitary side wore uniforms, cut much like the military uniforms of the era.

Of course they also had 'work programs' for the chronically unemployed, it wasn't just ethnically undesirable people who got dragooned into forced labor.  It's actually grim but darkly interesting to read some of the letters Germans sent to Hitler, trying to tell him about how hard life was in the work camps and asking him to do something about it.  Their faith in him was that delusional.
 
2013-12-31 11:43:01 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: You know who else liked taking babies away from their parents?


Go ask the Indians and the Aborigines.
 
2013-12-31 11:51:20 AM

irreverence: He's covered in tattoos but she's only got two visible ones in the pictures - a swastika and a stylized brand saying "Property of Heath."  I don't know what gets these women so dickmatized by this guy, but it's potent.


My guess?

Meth. In my experience, white supremacist tendencies and meth go hand-in-hand.

The neos I had the "privilege" of meeting were shiftless, good-for-nothings who were allergic to having a job*. I suppose buying broke-down combat boots and Sieg Heiling is a tough 9 to 5.

*any job. ANY. Mechanic, burger flipper, anything. Not a one worked.

CSS: Got a call to a disturbance at one NN residence. They got drunk and were listening to their shiatty music and yelling various threats to any one who was darker than cream colored.

I still had my married name at the time (divorce wasn't final) and it was a German last name. Male Village Idiot, in full regalia, spoke only to me because I was one of "his people." He tried speaking to me in broke-arse, jumbled German.

Village Idiot: German jumble
Me: WTF? I don't sprechen and this ain't 1933.
VI: *horrified look* You aren't a true Aryan.
Me: No, but neither are you, Vishnu.

He got mad and then called my partner (gigantic Lakota Sioux) a naughty name. And threw a whiskey bottle at him.

It ended poorly for our friend and my partner and I jabbered to each other in Lakota and Croatian, respectively, on the trip to VI's new residence. And listened to the most rappiest rap music we could find on the radio.

/end CSS
 
2013-12-31 11:55:22 AM
Ven der Führer says ve is der master Race,
Ve heil! (pthhht) heil! (pthhht) right in der Führer's Face.
Not to love der Führer is a great Disgrace,
So ve heil! (pthhht) heil! (pthhht) right in der Führer's Face!
 
2013-12-31 12:00:23 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: You know who else liked taking babies away from their parents?


Gorchul, the Dark Sorcerer of Time.
 
2013-12-31 12:00:49 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x955]
This guy gets up every morning, looks in the mirror, and somehow manages to reaffirm his faith in the superiority of whites.

Dude's had 9 children by 5 women looking like that, he must be doing something right.


Not like he's nailing Kate Upton there, sport. See his latest? She's as much of a winner as he is. Probably a drop out with a meth habit.
 
2013-12-31 12:01:57 PM
I'm pretty sure that Nazis should have tailored suits. The one suit that he is wearing the article is way too big for him. But tailoring is hard to afford when youre unemployed.
 
2013-12-31 12:02:42 PM

Sybarite: He has now fathered a total of nine children with five different women but doesn't have custody of any of them.

Kind of a bad news/good news situation.


Different mothers?

So racially he's pretty cool?
 
2013-12-31 12:11:04 PM

namegoeshere: Picture the women who would voluntarily have sex with that. He's not picking from the cream of the crop to find his babbymammas. He and his ex wife neglected the previous kids together, and mutually lost custody. This one lost custody of her first before he entered into her life. If he is trollin', he picked the perfect woman to incubate his spawn. It was a strong bet that the baby would be taken at birth, no matter who the dad was. So he gets to make another little person, give it a stupid name (although if this one drops the Braun she actually has a lovely name - Eva Lynn Patricia will not close doors for her - so there's that) have nothing to do with raising it, and be a media AW some more about how the evil State keeps swiping his children because he is of the Master Race. Win, win.


True, true.

I wonder when they are going to give this guy his own reality TV show.  He's about due, no?

The problem with these kids and closed doors isn't even their names - a couple of forms and $150 or so and you can change your name -- and no judge would deny a name change to little Adolf Hitler Campbell.  But the problem is, they're wards of the state, foster care, all of that. Most kids who grow up that way don't stand much of a chance, unfortunately.
 
2013-12-31 12:24:41 PM
Will say this; regardless of their social policies, the Nazis were the best damn dressed army there ever was.
 
2013-12-31 12:34:39 PM

Shadowe: Everybody talks about freedom this and freedom that but the rule is your rights only go right up to the point they infringe on someone else's. So the question we should be asking is whether someone has a right to teach his children that it's ok to annihilate every single other race.


Sometimes people just hide behind their "religious values" to justify stuff. A lot people freak out over gays, teaching evolution, and every other damn thing and if they could they'd pull kids out of any family that didn't believe as they do.
 
2013-12-31 12:35:21 PM

serpent_sky: namegoeshere: Picture the women who would voluntarily have sex with that. He's not picking from the cream of the crop to find his babbymammas. He and his ex wife neglected the previous kids together, and mutually lost custody. This one lost custody of her first before he entered into her life. If he is trollin', he picked the perfect woman to incubate his spawn. It was a strong bet that the baby would be taken at birth, no matter who the dad was. So he gets to make another little person, give it a stupid name (although if this one drops the Braun she actually has a lovely name - Eva Lynn Patricia will not close doors for her - so there's that) have nothing to do with raising it, and be a media AW some more about how the evil State keeps swiping his children because he is of the Master Race. Win, win.

True, true.

I wonder when they are going to give this guy his own reality TV show.  He's about due, no?

The problem with these kids and closed doors isn't even their names - a couple of forms and $150 or so and you can change your name -- and no judge would deny a name change to little Adolf Hitler Campbell.  But the problem is, they're wards of the state, foster care, all of that. Most kids who grow up that way don't stand much of a chance, unfortunately.


Yeah, I did think of that especially for the older ones. My hope is that they can TPR at least this little one early enough* that she can be freed for adoption while she is still young enough to overcome her beginnings. That way her faulty DNA will be her only major obstacle she takes from her birth parents. Not that that is a small thing, but with the right parenting and guidance she can still grow up to be independent and happy, even if she isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

*yeah, right. You know this jagoff is going to drag things out as long as possible, even though he has no interest in raising this child. Heaven forbid he should put the needs of his children first.
 
2013-12-31 12:38:13 PM
My question is do child services get to change the name? Eva there isn't bad all the way around (she could get by) but Adolf is kinda sceewed
 
2013-12-31 12:45:53 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x955]
This guy gets up every morning, looks in the mirror, and somehow manages to reaffirm his faith in the superiority of whites.


Hey, the master race gets a free pass to be trashy. Same way it's not gay if the football coach assrapes little boys.
 
2013-12-31 12:52:29 PM

Piizzadude: My question is do child services get to change the name? Eva there isn't bad all the way around (she could get by) but Adolf is kinda sceewed


Probably not, but if he was adopted, they could change the name, Or he could petition to change it himself when he turns 18.  Prior to that, a parent or legal guardian could, but I am not sure that child services qualifies as a legal guardian to that end, especially if there are pending court cases regarding the children,

The sad thing is, no matter what, these kids are screwed for life.

I know people who want kids and can't have them, yet this asshat is as virile as they come. That's also sad.
 
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